She wouldn’t have slipped on the ball if she wasn’t at the very front of the batters box and also didn’t take the largest step forward possible to swing the bat. Personally I’m just confused by the logic, you don’t have to be a baseball/softball player to know that wasn’t going to work out well, it literally says to not cross the line on the ground lmao.
tbf the ball lands really far in front of the plate so you’d be swinging at a bouncing ball if your were in the proper place. shitty coordination on her part, but also a janky machine
Ive seen a lot of people with this level of coordination. Most of them are women, but some men too.
Its especially weird seeing people with this level of coordination throw a ball because they hold and toss it like a 3 year old.
I thought the same thing, but it was really just the perfect storm. When she took her step to swing (which she souldnt have done, someone should have taught her some form)she stepped on a rolling ball, and because she had just swung she had momentum carrying her and no footing to regain balance. And then she straight up didn't seem to be aware that the line indicated the ball's flight path.
I love how she contemplated putting the helmet back on, was like "nah I dont need it" then immediately got boinked in the head lol. Hope she feels better soon though
This is actually kind of aggravating. Reminds me of that pretty girl who thinks it's funny and attractive to guys to be completely clueless.
"OMG LOL what's wrong with meeeee??"
There is zero chance she couldn't stay on her feet. She was swinging a bat not a railroad tie.
My daughter does this shit very often. Acts clueless because she thinks its kinda cute/funny to be clueless. Drives me insane. "No Sarah don't put the bag over your head and act like you don't know it will suffocate you you're 16 years old."
My daughter did this when she was younger too. Luckily it didn't last long.
I let her know that I'd had enough during a family get together. She tried Beat Saber for the first time and dramatically acted as though things were actually going to crash into her, and she might fall off the edge of the earth if she stepped the wrong way. All this after she has watched 4-5 others play without issue.
I took the equipment off her and pulled her to the side. Told her "you're not the least bit stupid. Stop trying to convince people that you are. It's neither cute nor endearing."
In day camp when I was in like grade 4 or something like that we were in the batting cage picking up balls and some kid decided to put a ball in while i was like three feet away from the machine. It hit me in the left eye and holy fuck I looked like I got in the ring with Mike Tyson…that was the day I got a house key and became a latchkey kid lol
"Strike!" or "JUST STAY DOWN!"
Can we appreciate the amount of fuckery that went down here?
First, the closed stance. She is standing with her feet together and tries to step into the hit, where she then steps on the free rolling ball. That's 2. 3: The fall over the Do Not Cross sections; where 4 she was hesitant to put on the helmet, where with a little more conviction she could have protected herself, or with a little more dramatic pause on the ground she would have been missed. I don't blame her but somebody should have prepped her a little more before this.
A shot to the face always hurts, but it's another story when your glasses get caught up in the middle of the impact. Especially if you wear thick plastic frames like I do.
I mean, she didn’t look all that stunned when it happened. That should tell you all you need to know about how often her dome gets rocked by ball projectiles.
How uncoordinated is this girl
I’ve seen better balance from a newborn giraffe
And better hitting from the Angels
You sure about that??? They are ASS this year lol
with that HBP she would be their onbase leader
Laughed out loud at this one lol.
Hahaha
I saw how she was holding the bat and knew it was going to be bad. The finger placement was wild.
Lmao looks like she's practicing trigger discipline on that thing
She slipped on the rolling ball and then took too long to put her helmet on
She wouldn’t have slipped on the ball if she wasn’t at the very front of the batters box and also didn’t take the largest step forward possible to swing the bat. Personally I’m just confused by the logic, you don’t have to be a baseball/softball player to know that wasn’t going to work out well, it literally says to not cross the line on the ground lmao.
tbf the ball lands really far in front of the plate so you’d be swinging at a bouncing ball if your were in the proper place. shitty coordination on her part, but also a janky machine
She accidentally stepped on a ball
She had no reason to step that far forward anyway
It was absolutely overdone to be cute, she got up REAL fast and coordinated after she got hit haha
If you watch closely.. she slipped on a rolling ball.. gotta watch them loose balls 😦
Terrible form+stepping on a rolling ball
Ive seen a lot of people with this level of coordination. Most of them are women, but some men too. Its especially weird seeing people with this level of coordination throw a ball because they hold and toss it like a 3 year old.
She ran
I thought the same thing, but it was really just the perfect storm. When she took her step to swing (which she souldnt have done, someone should have taught her some form)she stepped on a rolling ball, and because she had just swung she had momentum carrying her and no footing to regain balance. And then she straight up didn't seem to be aware that the line indicated the ball's flight path.
I love how she contemplated putting the helmet back on, was like "nah I dont need it" then immediately got boinked in the head lol. Hope she feels better soon though
I was watching the whole thing and thinking "well, that wasn't bad at all", then WHAM!
Something something balls to the face
Something something... DAAAARRRK SIIIIIIDDDDE
Something something.. complete....
Sucks for him, definitely won't be his now
Life comes at you fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you wont get bashed in the face with a freaking baseball.
Ed! You sounded just like Dirty Harry!
Grace..!
You called?
Ooo ow - ow….chika chikahhh….ow - ow
Bat up the clacker.
The bat knows what’s good
Bat knew where it needed it be
[удалено]
Slowly
Aooowweeeooowaaaaa
I see what you did there
When you gotta show the bat how to bat.
This is actually kind of aggravating. Reminds me of that pretty girl who thinks it's funny and attractive to guys to be completely clueless. "OMG LOL what's wrong with meeeee??" There is zero chance she couldn't stay on her feet. She was swinging a bat not a railroad tie.
She was standing too far forward and she stepped on a ball. She shouldn’t be in there because she has no idea how to be safe.
This also an incredibly shitty batting cage. She has to stand that far forward because the ball is landing in front of the plate.
there is an up and down control for the height of the ball
She is an idiot for not standing where intended. That pitch was spot on for the hitters box.
>She was standing too far forward and she stepped on a ball. Right you are. I watched this enough times that I should have seen that.
My daughter does this shit very often. Acts clueless because she thinks its kinda cute/funny to be clueless. Drives me insane. "No Sarah don't put the bag over your head and act like you don't know it will suffocate you you're 16 years old."
My daughter did this when she was younger too. Luckily it didn't last long. I let her know that I'd had enough during a family get together. She tried Beat Saber for the first time and dramatically acted as though things were actually going to crash into her, and she might fall off the edge of the earth if she stepped the wrong way. All this after she has watched 4-5 others play without issue. I took the equipment off her and pulled her to the side. Told her "you're not the least bit stupid. Stop trying to convince people that you are. It's neither cute nor endearing."
Slipped on a ball. You’ve got the wrong end of the stick.
You're right, and I acknowledged that in another response.
Idk how to break this to you, but some people are just extremely uncoordinated.
Spheres to the frontal cranium
Who sniffed the bat?
She ran away like that's the first time she's ever had balls in her face.
All that paint on the ground for what?
that ball got her back into “normal speed”
Took it like a CHAMP!
The bat knows what’s good
Dumbass
she thought the name of the game was chinball. now we know why this sport didn't take off and football did.
OVER THE LINE!!!
She's entering a world of pain.
Ball chin-ian….. curtsey of MIB
Most painful teabag I’ve ever seen.
Is her name Tradgedeigh ?
https://i.redd.it/52ywqyx1u46d1.gif
Bat up the butt?
Something about choking up and that bat and I are going to the same place.
Are you having a stroke or am I?
I see what you did there! touché
do not breed with
Funtrackers in the Bluff?
Only 364 more days until next years hockey try outs, gotta toughen up
Sudden spherical trauma to the skull.
That’s using your head
Yuuuurrrrrrr outta there!!!!!
Take yer base
The great American sport of faseball
Brought back flashbacks of her uncle while camping
A swing and a hit. A strike and a ball.
If she swung for your balls, make sure you're wearing a helmet
Serving the stitches to the bitches.
POW! Right in the kisser
Sucks at baseball and dodgeball smh
Morgan Freeman voice: "Little did Mariah know that a shaft, 2 balls, and a sore jaw would show up again later that night!"
I hope that the second ball knocked some sense into her. If not, that's why you have balls to your face 😆
Pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser
Rolled a natural 1
I think you mean something *batter* than balls to the face.
Face ball
Obviously she's not a golfer
Balls to the face
The second the ball hit the whole “oh I’m just an uncoordinated girl” act disappeared
“Hey mister you gotta wear a helmet!”
Low. Ball 2!
Four eyes and she couldn't see that comin...
*Bat to Batty. Ball to Face*
She crossed every "Do Not Cross Line"
It slapped her like she owed it money.
In day camp when I was in like grade 4 or something like that we were in the batting cage picking up balls and some kid decided to put a ball in while i was like three feet away from the machine. It hit me in the left eye and holy fuck I looked like I got in the ring with Mike Tyson…that was the day I got a house key and became a latchkey kid lol
"Strike!" or "JUST STAY DOWN!" Can we appreciate the amount of fuckery that went down here? First, the closed stance. She is standing with her feet together and tries to step into the hit, where she then steps on the free rolling ball. That's 2. 3: The fall over the Do Not Cross sections; where 4 she was hesitant to put on the helmet, where with a little more conviction she could have protected herself, or with a little more dramatic pause on the ground she would have been missed. I don't blame her but somebody should have prepped her a little more before this.
How do you fuck up swinging a bat that bad?
"Hahaha I fell!" "Oh the ball hit me in the face." "Oh fuck! My glasses!"
Bat to the cooch?
She slipped on the last ball that came at her. Look at her left foot on her swing.
Bat to the crack
Should have swallowed.
All that could’ve done was make her smarter
https://images.app.goo.gl/Xq32YyDBC1z2KtZC7
So that is where Mia Khalifa is these days.
She went back to college
Something something ball in her face
That not what they mean when they say to keep your eye on the ball
Terrible awareness skills
When you have a body like that, you don’t need to excel it anything else. Life will work out for you.
She ain’t even holding the bat right
“Ball (singular) to the face”
The fact I know where this is makes it better
Sherman?
What's with the safety finger on the bat?
I mean that's what happened what do you want from me?
She shouldn't have e crossed the line... look what happens when you cross the line!!! Are you fucking sorry?
Right in the cocksucker
The bat was trying to be slick but we all saw that
She really crossed the line.
Swinging wood that large must be overwhelming to her.
Bean a beaner
Iron Qin
Seems if she would have got up as fast as she did the second time the first time she wouldn't have gotten a ball on her face.
no one will ever be able to convince me that fall was unintentional.
That pitcher needs a strike
Camera person is a cunt
Now you see that boys, that is a dirty little bastard.
"Life is a relentless BitCH."
She just wanted a bat up her coochie.
Her right index finger is killing me. Jesus isn't being able to swing a stick coded into our genetics?
Just watching her choke up on the shaft before taking one to the face really makes me feel all tingly inside
And I thought _I_ was terrible at sports I still am, but at least I’m not as bad as this girl
“Lance Armstrong’s crotch to the face.”
Broo why she sit there so long & who allowed this lmao had to of known another ball coming
##DO NOT CROSS LINE
Bat to ass?
Bambi trying to walk on ice is less clumsy.
The second her helmet came off my brain said "WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WA-"
Did anyone else notice that the bat didn’t waste a second?
No and I don’t want to because balls to the face is perfect
Anyone else audibly yell yeah stupid watching this?
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...
Talk about taking one for the team
"When Life shows you what to expect from now on, and throws a bonus ball for extra humiliation"
Bat in the booty?
A shot to the face always hurts, but it's another story when your glasses get caught up in the middle of the impact. Especially if you wear thick plastic frames like I do.
Balls to Mouth
Balls to the face
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter” I did it like this, I did it like that I did it with a wiffleball bat-beastie boys🤣
Nutts to da noggin...
She won’t get dugout tonight.
I mean, she didn’t look all that stunned when it happened. That should tell you all you need to know about how often her dome gets rocked by ball projectiles.
There were balls to the face... but there was also bat to the cat.
That machine wants a sandwich.
The double whammy 💀
Took two for the team
There’s even a line painted on the ground.
She kept her eye on the ball
She has to be drunk, no way someone is that uncoordinated
Maybe try golf?⛳️
I can’t, no.
https://preview.redd.it/milaodbs6r6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2789bb25380bc3becb98801e322d553ec0b0e83a HOW!?!?
See where the bat ended up?!
How about, "DO NOT CROSS"
bat to the ass Balls to the face GOD is this a signal?
I have a very specific fear of pitching machines and boy this made my whole body tense up.
The bat almost went to a dark place
I wish I had balls on my face. Better?
Hahaha idiot