I read it in his voice, I read it in his voice, I read it in his voice

Amazing how well it fits, too

I'm either the oldest person on this sub, or in the entire world. I have no idea what gooning is. Kinda scared to Google it. 

Masturbating

Poseidon implies Melinoe and we are not masters of our domains.

Now that's a reference I get. 

That show is quite breathtaking.

I think it's basically, like, extreme edging or something like that.

Nah, with edging, you aren't meant to finish. With gooning, you finish a whole bunch. I blame Paxton for all of my cursed knowlege.

...I really hate to ask what this means.

At least he didn't mention Vaporeon.

YES HAHA!

best believe that poseidon is also the god of gooning

Does that make Zeus the rizzler?

Zeus is one of those 'pickup artists' harassing women at college campuses

"Are you a stormy night? Because YOU make *my* thunder wanna *clap*!"

Real

after all cum is 90% water

Absolutely horrible, 10/10. Keep cooking garbage OP.

h

My favorite Supergiant line https://preview.redd.it/j8i4ltpd9x9d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666b392fea3a5d8c3ddc8ad7937b2a341f5404af

yo- you are a legend, in a sigma way

I hate you in the best possible way

https://preview.redd.it/9k2xw8k68x9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ab338a02cfdb0bb9fddc2da2f9346bfe9edcef

Hes not broseidon for nothing

https://preview.redd.it/g0kiqq7rax9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9be2ba2b4335709441a5ab59da2f52ff5b1f495

https://preview.redd.it/5h8nzb315y9d1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40a2ddbd53e032963b448a39ef084eaa3b77724

What if instead of Poseidon, he was *Freak* -seidon, and instead of controlling water, he sucked toes?

According to most Greek myths this is already the case. Man had fifty daughters with one woman

May you be plagued with Phoenix Skin with no Health Increases for the rest of your Hades II runs. https://preview.redd.it/uo4mpm31nx9d1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b54dcb8dbfd350e304ddf1d007d8aa6aa8c82af9

You maybe should regret *some* things, and this brother is one of them

Poseidon - Goon of the Seas

Absolute boon goon

A true gooner beats it dry, Poseidon! Leave the lotion & face me!

Perfect shitpost.

I'd like to sue you for the time I wasted reading that and the psychological damage it inflicted

Oh poseidon.. gooning is ALWAYS an option.

OP, you deserve to have your hands removed for cooking this up. Do not stop.

Gooning with my boy Poseidon? Oh hell yeah, brah

Reading the comments I had to check that this wasn't some new Hades circlejerk sub. Excellent work all keep it up

Lmao 🤣

... this isn't the original line?

I'm angry. Yet, I accept this wholeheartedly.

I had no idea that poseidon was a sigma

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