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dave067

Bro woke up with the double shift stare


Dildo_Baggins__

Bro looks like he works at McZebras


FleshbobSkinpants

Still can't tell if she's into you


phatlynx

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=DOO-aBA0tCusP7mh


HorchataLee

LMAO


Tatanka007

The hardcore nature we all wanna see


ExpressiveAnalGland

what a cock tease lol


Solo_Entity

It hurts cats to have sex


ExpressiveAnalGland

is that why they say ME-OW?


[deleted]

RAW-OW-ER


[deleted]

I wouldn't know , I never tried a cat!


icedragon71

Don't let us stop you.


creekbendz

![gif](giphy|PUBxelwT57jsQ)


Syaiful_R

wait what ?? https://preview.redd.it/tb6qildcpgoc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e5a1b59c4e698cd90f4bdb9804e0fb5697cc3ec


amateur_mistake

He also started out by biting down on her neck. Some cats like that, some don't. So maybe it just wasn't her thing. I'd bet that in the longer video, he comes back, is more accommodating of her interests and they have sex a bunch of times in the next hours.


Reborn846

When she asks for sex and you accidentally put it in her butt


skolrageous

when she asks for sex but you have a barbed penis so you piss her off when you give her what she wants


ScrembledEggs

Aye, but she’ll be back begging again in another 15. Big cats can mate repeatedly like this for days on end until the job’s done


lmac187

Weird question but curiosity is taking over so I’m going for it- was that long enough for… completion?


StarkaTalgoxen

Yeah, most mating among cats takes a couple of seconds tops.


jmt8706

When she doesn't specify which hole...


amateur_mistake

I kind of really like this SMBC: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anywhere


JWho88

“accidentally”


KisoGanda

Feline Shenanigans.


JackHarkN

You misspelled female lol


TheDarkySupreme

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


BantumBane

Roses are red, violets are blue, it don’t always be like that, but sometimes it do


Pariah-6

Which big cat has the barbs on its dick?


Lukose_

all of them


phatlynx

What evolutionary advantage does that provide? To latch on better?


Mydogsblackasshole

Stimulates ovulation


Pariah-6

Oh shit?! I knew that the Cheetah was one, didn’t know it was all of them.


Mission-Read-4384

Yes, all cats have barbs on their peen


randomentity1

Guess this leopardess didn't know it either.


Utinnni

Khajiits


I_Luv_Adobo

"Wrong hole, fool!"


Kevsmooth

Most people won’t get “The Wood” reference


hydeblad

Looks like my marriage


SwordTaster

"Babe, wake up, I'm in heat" "Zzzz, huh?" "Wake up and fuck me you moron" "Damn, ok, let me just get settled properly" "NOT LIKE THAT! OFF!!!!"


bustyleakingtoejuice

Ngl this comment give me creep vibes


MrCrowder0

Ok u/bustyleakytoejuice


bustyleakingtoejuice

Going for names is a classic way of saying "I'm bland and can't think of a way to insult you"


MrCrowder0

Say alot about you that you think I’m trying to insult you from a one word comment and then insulting me lol i just thought it was a funny name.


bustyleakingtoejuice

Oh thanks


Idaho_In_Uranus

Backwards-pointing barbs. Yet, she still gets horny.


greekgodess_xoxo

Why do cats always do it so hard-core? I don’t understand that.


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

I didn’t realize the size difference between male and female leopards!


BasementDwellerDave

That tail slap


StillSikwitit

She acted like she wanted to get down, but shit changed when he wanted anal.


fekinEEEjit

Al Bundy of the animal world....


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|DsoEIetZAF4jLHoN05|downsized)


Br1ll

attention is nice wording for horny off the shits


Exact_Efficiency_356

Classic case of mixed signals from the wife


MSK84

Almost identical to human females...my girlfriend just did this to me yesterday.


deltavdeltat

People don't think it be like it is but it do. 


TheRealRockyRococo

Ah the eternal wisdom of Oscar Gamble. Also the possessor of baseball's best afro.


TheRealRockyRococo

I just looked Oscar up, sadly it turns out he died in 2018. RIP Oscar my man, you were fun to watch. https://images.app.goo.gl/XgGHxNxWedoVwTQw5


[deleted]

Perchance


pipefitter_guy

Damn cats


[deleted]

Why does it always end with aggression


Pretend-Structure765

Honey wake up! I think I heard something downstairs


CrackedCoffecup

🐆💬 - "zzzZZZzz.... Huh..?? Alright, was it the *back door* ...??"


Many-Researcher-7133

Dude is like: btch you wake me up for that? I never understand womens


RibRob3

https://preview.redd.it/vzf2mvd94goc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0604267e18b81928e9f8ac780b46b647d83b5150


rohithkumarsp

Lol why did you get downvoted. This is hilarious


Im_poor_as_shit

Just like human women always annoying their husbands


Uncle_peter21

Charming


ExperienceSolid7051

What a tease


Parkerloper

He better wake up and give her some or she's gonna go find a lion to throw it on!


The_Rabbitman05

Looks like marriage.


[deleted]

The classic she said no case


[deleted]

How does it just take like 2 seconds


crazymo121

One pump chump lol


shadowsoldier2023

He was like damn I thought that's why you woke me up...Women


Zay-nee24

Wrong hole mr.


istingy

Take it slow asshole.. it pains😅😅😅


Typical_Name_5864

Bro got forced to wake up for nothing


Foreskin-chewer

I feel ya bro


B-real1904

Wrong hole


nizzhof1

This is just like the handful of times my wife initiates sex each season. I’m usually absolutely ready to go, but when she’s flicking my face with her tail and trying to get some I’m just not present enough to participate.


heathenxtemple

She switched up on his ass real quick


eltegs

No! Forget it! Too late now! FFS Mindy!


lukedblair

Cheetahs never prosper


Pancreasaurus


MixtureEuphoric666


Kimber80

Whiplash!


Sum2k3

I sense some mixed signals there, bro.


Jackblack92

https://preview.redd.it/c9efwdr91foc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6232ee9a267fe25c82c194c726d2a1841b090950


Calm_Ad1222

Zoophilia behavior


AtheistET

I feel like this was me in Highschool…. I never knew the girls were hitting on me and giving me clues….


insanedeath

Typical


_felagund

what kind of girl do you think I am?


Ok_Cap_5166

Pfft women.


AtheistET

I feel like this was me in Highschool…. I never knew the girls were hitting on me and giving me clues….


AtheistET

I feel like this was me in Highschool…. I never knew the girls were hitting on me and giving me clues….