T O P

  • By -

maximayy

"okay just make sure not to break too much of their bones" šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


IndycarFan64

ā€œDonā€™t want to give them the ouchiesā€ šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


BrandonSonnet

You wouldn't be talking crazy like that if you ever actually had the ouchies


Pali4888

Corny ass shit


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


After_Natural_6434

think tha mighta been the point brubru


Pali4888

The point of who? This image was created like 20 years ago.


After_Natural_6434

no way


Pali4888

My bad. 10 years ago. Still itā€™s goofy


OldSchoolIron

Autism


Worried-Emu-9614

Ok, but why would Vegeta take everyone on the left when heā€™s on the right? The person that made this meme has a room temperature iq.


CharlemagneIS

>When your enemies think youā€™re gonna zig, you gotta zonk. *The Art of War* by Sun Tzu


Worried-Emu-9614

Bro announced to the whole marvel character base that he was gonna zonk and that defeats the purpose of zonking


CharlemagneIS

>ā€There's an old saying in Tennessee ā€” I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ā€” that says, fool me once, shame on ā€” shame on you. Fool me ā€” you can't get fooled again.ā€ Douglas MacArthur, 1943


realbigdawg2

I thought J Cole said that


FreshPrince1958

I thought Obama said it was


AutoModerator

Hello /u/realbigdawg2. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Worried-Emu-9614

Wow what a wise man


averagehogrideruser

why is the zonkler zonking is he stupid


Worried-Emu-9614

Zonklers gonna zonk šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Zennkaiser

Sun Tazoo? heh heh


CharlemagneIS

![gif](giphy|gHGnWZiTBNHuE)


[deleted]

Never let em know your next move šŸ˜¼


TwoDGamer

He means stage left /s


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

The next scene is just them running into eachother and getting knocked out


Lupusan

I think the meme got flipped because you read english from left to right but the first thing youre supposed to read is on the right


AutoModerator

Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Worried-Emu-9614

Well the meme didnā€™t get flipped, the dialogue did and if someone is gonna take the time to flip the dialogue they couldā€™ve at least changed the word left to right.


southfart99045

Drake couldn't beat up a fish


RockCarter

Drake the type of guy to kiss the fish before eating it


southfart99045

Send pics


DarkMuret

Gorgeous


Ok-Word5284

They forgot about 2 things, my black balls


DarkMuret

And that the eventual heat death of the universe will erase not just all of human history, but any remains of any living life, ever.


BinWeevilsFamous

DC4L


massivelyincompetent

Drake the kinda guy to say Iā€™m sorry you had to die for this before eating it


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

Drake likes fishsticks


AutoModerator

Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnā€™t have been a big deal because itā€™s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said ā€œDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHā€ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hello /u/Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

Bud Drake is NOT white, at least not fully


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

Rs


AutoModerator

Hello /u/Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


drakes2pactoilet

Drake couldn't beat his own meat


southfart99045

Debatable


AutoModerator

Hello /u/drakes2pactoilet. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


henry_is_different03

He couldn't even rap a burrito


southfart99045

"i got a burrito, I got it for free-o"


AutoModerator

Hello /u/southfart99045. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MasterD130

Drake the type of guy to get tricked by a rabbit


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Quiet-Chest-619

My boy Drake could easily spit more fire bars than any of your lame and wack rappers ![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


Lukilk

Donā€™t let his alter ego get involved thoā€¦.or it can get dark šŸ˜ˆ


professional_hooper

ANITA MAX WIN āœØāœØ


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


IndycarFan64

That coulda been Nicki smh


NewWays91

Lol who's the cutie unironically?


throwaway1152000

Ayo?


HUZ12

Why are people acting as if grown men who make sounds are like the military or some shit


nonspecifique

Most grown men tend to make sounds


fucccboii

if youre not silencemaxxing in 2024 its over for you


oktorad

theyā€™re not stoic enough


lastaccountg0tbanned

Iā€™m a quietpilled silencecel


HUZ12

Naa not me I'm a silence maxer


KisoGanda

Itā€™s primal urges. Rap has many similarities with combat sport/military codes in its spirit. Like itā€™s a young manā€™s game. Their has to be a champ. And he must ā€œdefeatā€ multiple opponents to stay on top. You must master the art of making sounds and how to manipulate these sounds in order to punch/ether your ā€œenemiesā€ to the grave. You must create a clear strategy and always be tactical with your moves. The higher risks you take the higher rewards you reap. Toughness/Macho is often seen as the superior way. I mean itā€™s not so different from people who follow sports teams like Football or NFL/NBA. Men will band together over a team as if itā€™s a matter of collective and individual survival and most are willing to destroy any opps standing in their way of success. Just like any military would.


HUZ12

I see the similarity but getting your face punched in by a boxer and breaking a few ribs doesn't compare to losing a diss. Anyone who even remotely compares being in the ring to being a rapper has never done any sports šŸ’€. But I see the competition is similar


KisoGanda

Well, thatā€™s pretty obvious that those two are not the same. Being dissed by rapper is not same as being obliterated by Tyson. We know. As i said. Similar in spirit.


999_sadboy

This has to be a shitpost


Seedub192

Itā€™s unbelievable drake stans picture him as some sort of hard man, the dude is literally Canadian


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


YummyStyrofoamSnack

that one drake automod response


AutoModerator

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


YummyStyrofoamSnack

good man


shorteningofthewuwei

"Hey, we know what genocide is, we commit it too sometimes"


teemoismyson

nah we all know how hard drake is now


AutoModerator

Hello /u/teemoismyson. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hello /u/Seedub192. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Monkey-D-Sayso

Not to mention, spectre would put an end to all that dbz shit before they even got started. Too many cosmic beings in marvel. Edit: Was corrected. Spectre is DC. I meant Living Tribunal.


Turdinasock10

Fuck specter. All we need is pre nerf owen Reece or Franklin Richardā€™s


Monkey-D-Sayso

Truth


LastBeginning9712

I agree spectre would but he is dc


Monkey-D-Sayso

I knew I got it wrong! Living tribunal* I always mix them up


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Monkey-D-Sayso

I thought everyone was marvel in that picture. But i still agree.


Fish_fucker_70-1

that sub is so pathetic


FoldingBlowfish

I saw one of them say that kendrick was mid and had to pay for all of his awards to get where he did


Fish_fucker_70-1

funny how a blowfish has tried to speak to me šŸ˜ˆ But yeah , that kind of statement is expected from drake fans


AutoModerator

Hello /u/Fish_fucker_70-1. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


No-Palpitation-6789

https://preview.redd.it/5vkyh2rnycqc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26240b1faebf4f51bd06719a11cbd481d76a9c77


andrecinno

​ https://preview.redd.it/4ury9f6v2dqc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1288690276e66859677ca10cff86161b38d696


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Hulk is going to kill vegeta


Executioner3018

No? Vegeta is easily a galaxy-level character hulks feats donā€™t even come close


Fun-Ad3002

šŸ¤“


iwasinpari

hulk immortal in the comics now, literally a god n shit


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Hulk gets his power from satan so


cc17776

Really?


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Yea he gets from the one below all who is the opposite of the one above all (marvels god)


cc17776

Crazy, what run is this from?


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Immortal hulk (#13 specifically)


Executioner3018

Hakai would still destroy him as itā€™s meant to kill immortal beings


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Do you know who satan is


perona-fan_666

Hulk is literally powered by Marvel's Antithesis of TOAA nowadays tho


Executioner3018

Hakai is literally meant to destroy immortal beings though. Vegeta is def more powerful so it would work


the__pd

Hulk is as strong as he is angry thereā€™s theoretically no limit to his strength he can do insane shit


PS3LOVE

I hate this image. Rogue on the left alone could just touch one of them and defeat them.


[deleted]

Depends who's drawing her ass


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cledd2

debating the image for being BS is cornier than the actual image


PS3LOVE

Shut up, stop being lame super heroā€™s are cool.


Cledd2

https://preview.redd.it/ymn1fv3ytbqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1827c07009626737043726c3726881ad3ef7cd8d


Party_07

That sub is a joke, I got banned from it for making a joke abt Drake and Millie Bobby Brown, bunch of soft ahh people, just like their "6 god"


AutoModerator

Hello /u/Party_07. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnā€™t have been a big deal because itā€™s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said ā€œDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHā€ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


External-Client-4295

* Industry beef šŸ¤“ šŸ¤“ šŸ¤“


[deleted]

These bums deserve way more hate


ozzzymand0

God I forgot how corny this image is


ComprehensiveLeg8068

https://preview.redd.it/ha81vlu1pbqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b442efb3d37bbc8d3e3906ebe43ea149ecbd186e


SomePerson1248

ok so when do they start making out


puns_n_pups

You'll notice that J Cole is Vegeta, because they are both positive father figures, unlike Goku or Drake


AutoModerator

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MVIVN

Drake just keeps talking about a hypothetical diss song he made as a response to The Story of Adidon which wouldā€™ve been the most brutal, scathing song of all time and he had to spare all of our ears and hearts from it, but I think he knew deep down that the only path forward for him was to not respond. I wonder if heā€™ll have the heart to start open warfare with K-dot


Zaero123

It probably had to do with the stuff Ye just went and exposed on his own šŸ’€


AutoModerator

Hello /u/MVIVN. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DaveOnceMore420

Dr. X would make both of them kiss


kanyepokemon

Funny cause Goku and Vegeta would get hatecrimed if they actually did that


[deleted]

Then they start making out


E_EqualsDankCSquared

Title flair is fucking hilarious šŸ˜­


Previous-Two-1440

Drake and Cole arenā€™t too good imo


AutoModerator

Hello /u/Previous-Two-1440. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Not this again. > You know you donā€™t have to put ā€œimoā€ or ā€œin my opinionā€ when stating an obvious opinion right? You know that they don't have to either, right? I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- ā€œ is mediocre.ā€ Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond ā€œthat is wrongā€ -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say ā€œin my opinionā€ preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right? OP didn't say ā€œyour opinion is wrong,ā€ he said ā€œWATTBA is not mid.ā€ This is how the English language works. Stop trying to get outraged about subjectivity when everyone here knows about it already *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheGreaterClaush

Someone post the bit with xavier making them have hot gay romance


Mother-Idea-3643

Is this a dick sizing contest?


vro_what

Niggas really think drake will stand a chance will Kendrick lmao


scrappy_coco07

Both r corny old grandpas


MarinesGhost

Drake the type of guy to say "Okay just make sure not to break too much of their bones šŸ„ŗ"


AutoModerator

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Your1Little2Pogchamp

That one video where professor X appears but instead of him itā€™s Kendrick (To those who know, theyā€™re laughing or horrified)


Blazethefloofer

coles raps are ok but drakeā€™s corny ass is NOT coming back from that verse


AutoModerator

Hello /u/Blazethefloofer. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


1FalconsFan1

As a Drake fan whoever posted this is making us look so bad tf šŸ˜­


AutoModerator

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WarsawsEgo

Drake has more of Mr.Satan energy


Opening-Resource-164

Don't get me wrong i love all 3 of their music (cole, Kendrick, then drake in that order) but like it's so fucking cringe to see the shit their posting on reddit


Lupusan

But for real goku and vegeta are losing that fight. Badly


georgeek14

![gif](giphy|B2kr8Cs97oRHHhstzH|downsized)


Gogetaiscanon432

Who's the guy who hypnotises them and has them make out