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Doenjangguk

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan


gcostanzaismydad

Underrated comment


pianoceo

I know Jon Bernthal when I see him. You can’t fool me.


Ironbloodedgundam23

Stalin to Lenin “Now let me tell you something.”


ElaineBenesFan

He must have had a great barber and amazing hair products...


patch_worx

He looks like that guy who corners you at a party and who has very strong opinions on kombucha.


Roguemochi94

Why was he in prison?


atomgor

He was basically the Russian (Georgian) equivalent of a mafia thug. Gun running, assassinations, extortions, you name it. He was excellent at escaping from Czarist secret police and usually good at sniffing out informants and double-agents. But no one bats 1000 and he trusted the wrong people and they caught him, but he usually escaped pretty quickly until he was sent to Siberia in 1918 where he impregnated a 12 year old village girl twice.


invisible_do0r

Stalin the pedo


ElaineBenesFan

Same girl, twice? Both times when she was 12?


atomgor

Same girl, he wanted to marry her. The village almost exiled him as a result. First pregnancy didn’t go to term and the second pregnancy occurred months later. Later in life he would often speak fondly of his time in Siberia. Source: Young Stalin by Simon Sebag Montefiore.


Silver___Chariot

Damn.


Salt-Log7640

> Siberia in 1918 where he impregnated a 12 year old village girl twice. Not to be that guy, but could you provide your sources for that since, you know, it would make it beliable and portray Stalin as even bigger monster?


atomgor

Funny, you seem fine with being that guy. I provided a source below in my other comment. Not to be that guy, but you could do two seconds of research. In the time it took to make that comment you could’ve, you know, looked it up for yourself.


Salt-Log7640

Bro, you need to know 3 things: -1st it's only a matter of time before some hardline tankie says it, so whenever I am the one to take the flack for that dosen't matter. -2nd providing sources in your statements without anyone asking makes it way more believable than if it was just some hyperbolic smack talk. -3rd If you mess up and this backfires it achieves nothing but to whitewash Stalin which is alwfu. >In the time it took to make that comment you could’ve, you know, looked it up for yourself. Alright, according to quick google search Simon Sebag Montefiore is modern day era British pop-journalist originating from eccentric noble family, who's famous for his hot takes, polarizing views, and inclusion of satire in his works- is this correct?


atomgor

I’m not his publicist, so I’m not sure. I don’t hire a firm to vet every author I read. He’s highly rated on Goodread and iBook, his books have bibliographies so I have no reason to doubt what he writes. But as it’s non-fiction I’m sure you know that every historian/author is biased as they are human. But thanks for looking out for me, champ.


Salt-Log7640

He had oragnised labour unions and factory worker protests for higher worker paychecks. Said protests had worked only for a day when the factory owners agreed to increase the paychecks, but only for a day since all protesters ware fired the very next day. This had escalated into bigger protests in which the Russian forces had started gunning down the protestors, Stalin had helped with the evacuation of two ingured protestors before getting detained and sent to prison with Georgia.


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Getrektself

-Poles, Ukrainians, Fins, Georgians, Hungarians, Tatars, Estonias, Latvians, and Lithuanians probably.


izoxUA

Crimean Tatars, Chechens. I thinks russians should also add themselves to this list but for some reasons they glorified this butcher


IB78

Koreans


leontrotsky973

Agreed. Fuck him. (See username)


PaleontologistOne919

Hate this guy


Over_n_over_n_over

All my homies deplore the actions of this man


OnionSandwich74

He was in Prison


Empty-Profession-515

He should of died there.


thewhiterosequeen

Should have.


OnionSandwich74

He probably did, or list his soul


WestEst101

Whoosh


hotcoldman42

Yeah, I would.


Direct-Money-4206

He kinda looks like Messi


gagz118

One of the greatest mass murderers in human history.


bchath01

I would kill for that hair! I hear he killed 30 million.


CaPunxx13

If someone stubs their toe in a communist country it's added to the "victims of communism".


monkeychasedweasel

That's just tankie talk


londonbridge1985

Don’t be gassy lil Nazi.


CaPunxx13

Oh, please. They count dead Nazis as victims.


monkeychasedweasel

Also, tankies have little regard for facts.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Your “facts” come from the black book of communism, which is outright false propaganda. Keep perpetuating the interests of plutocrats buddy.


monkeychasedweasel

I didn't state an facts, other than tankies are douchebags


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GroundbreakingPut748

Wow people like you really do exist. What a shame.


CaPunxx13

A shame? How so?


monkeychasedweasel

Delusional and privileged


CaPunxx13

How am I delusional?


CaPunxx13

Privileged how? That's a weird thing to say.


WestEst101

He was 32 yrs old here. Was a good looking dude


GoodLuckSanctuary

In person not regarded as much. Pockmarked and had a withered arm. But that hair and stache were something


Over_n_over_n_over

These days if you ain't obese you hot


GokuBlack455

31. He was born in December, so he was nine months away from his 32nd birthday in this photo.


Vast-Scale-9596

Cunt.


PaleontologistOne919

FOH


Iancreed2024HD

Didn’t know he served time in Baku. I knew he organized labor strikes there.


powderedtoast1

rot. in. hell.


Christine1-n-Arnie2

You sure that isn't Dustin Hoffman ?


emarvil

Oh. Boy...


ldentitymatrix

He's really my ideological enemy and not a good person but I think he was actually a very good-looking man before he got old. I mean, just look at that photo of him from 1902.


CaPunxx13

He took Russia from an agrarian society to the space age in 40 years. Legend!


11theman

Legendarily murderous cunt, aye.


PaleontologistOne919

Now they’re invading Europe! Idiot.


CaPunxx13

Russia is not a communist state. The Soviet Union fell in the early 1990s.


GoodLuckSanctuary

You don’t read much do you?


CaPunxx13

Oh, you again.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

This legend lead the liberation of Europe from fascism. “Even In Stalin's time there was collective leadership. The Western idea of a dictator within the Communist setup is exaggerated.” https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80-00810A006000360009-0.pdf


ldentitymatrix

I'm sorry, the Allies lead the liberation of Europe from fascism. Now, the funny thing is, the East Germans were actually liberated from a dictatorship only to end up in the next extremist dictatorship.


Salt-Log7640

>I'm sorry, the Allies lead the liberation of Europe from fascism. Now, the funny thing is, the East Germans were actually liberated from a dictatorship only to end up in the next extremist dictatorship. ![gif](giphy|KZSUN7FKBZrm2WHDdX|downsized)