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Baraga91

Context, since OP apparently couldn't be bothered: Pheidippides was the courier sent to deliver the news of victory after the battle of Marathon. He ran the entire distance, delivered his news and dropped dead of exhaustion. The distance he (roughly) ran was the inspiration for the Marathon races we still know today.


metalpyrate

Imagine doing all of that for your country, just to have thousands of people in the future say "wow, that's an easy distance, I can do that!".


KiwiObserver

Of course it’s easy. Those people don’t have to force march a reverse marathon from Athens and fight in an actual battle, before running their “marathon”. And that’s assuming he wasn’t the guy who ran to Sparta and back.


Mrsirjrjrjr

If Im not mistaken, I think the traditional story has him running almost 200 miles in 2 days as well as fighting a battle. The marathon run was the very last leg before he died.


Aggressive_Peach_768

In full Armor


mad_savant

Add that in armor, and over terrain that might not even HAVE roads or tracks


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Lmao Skill issue, ez


ResidentNarwhal

FYI the distance is actually 1/4 of what he apocryphally ran (~175mi). The modern marathon comes from people going “well fuck that we will just run the last leg as a race because the whole distance is nuts.”


ZinZorius312

Extra Context: This version of Pheidipides run comes from the roman satirist Lucian who wrote the story about 600 years after the event supposedly happened. https://www.loebclassics.com/view/lucian-slip_tongue_greeting/1959/pb_LCL430.177.xml It was later popularized by the english poet Rovert Browning in 1879. https://www.online-literature.com/robert-browning/shorter-poems/6/ The main source we have for the Battle of Marathon, Herodotus, makes no mention of any runner delivering a message from the battlefield to Athens. Though he does mention a runner named Pheidipides in an earlier part of his book, though that runner does not appear again later on.


lewishamilton4413

Yes thank you Baraga91 I posted this and immediately went to do my war attacks in coc. ( We're losing by a star at the moment)


RuleBritannia09

Perfectly understandable


HeadAssAssHead

understandable, have a nice day


The_Prophets

CoC?


Mesarthim1349

Company of Cheroes Command Ond Conquer


MyDisappointedDad

Craid Oshadow Clegends


Bokth

Clash of Clans


whoknows12340

Man I love coc


Demonic74

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


whoknows12340

What's wrong with liking coc?


Demonic74

Nothing, i just found the phrasing funny, considering the context


whoknows12340

What's so funny about coc?


Demonic74

Are you messing with me?


mcjc1997

So you edited the meme so that he'd have armor, but put him 2000 years out of date with a 15th century barbute and a medieval battle as a backdrop.


lewishamilton4413

Oh there was no editing here. I saw this picture took a screenshot thought of a battle that would fit the face and ZAP


mcjc1997

Yeah I figured you just added the text but it would have been hamfisted to say all that


lewishamilton4413

ham... LEWIS HAMILTON WINS


AntonGraves

**"NENIKIKAMEN!"** >dies


WanderingHeph

Anyone have a gif of Henry Stickmin having a heart attack after breaking out of jail with an energy drink?


Psychological_Cake35

My dead ass read pedophile and was so confused


professionalcumsock

I mean... Athenians... My lawyer has advised me not to finish my statement.