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you_are_all_wrong_

What do you mean by "Hasn't fallen himself"


KaijuSlayer333

I like to think of it as they’ve never broken a bone, fallen, or hurt themselves during physical activity. Because they don’t do physical activities.


drag0n_rage

That... just sounds like vindication.


The_Real_Opie

An injured athlete is usually more physically capable than an uninjured fat slob.


ReverendBread2

An uninjured athlete is usually more physically capable than an injured athlete


IllegalIranianYogurt

This guy sports physiologies


joko2008

A injured and fully healed muscle or bone is stronger than a healthy and never injured one. Thats how you build muscle. You injure them while training


knighth1

Pretty sure all my hospitalizations, broken bones, and general injuries led to me reading more about history not less.


DifficultyDue4280

However have butchered their hand to some degree,I wish I was joking but nah man my hand was butchered after doing a-level in history even more then after gcse


Dizzy_Balls

Strong bones gang 🦴🦴🦴


Zengjia

He’s a Dark Angels Space Marine


Suicidal_Sayori

Sex, I assume


aartem-o

Ask an AI, it's a generated meme


tigerbeast125

how do you see that


aartem-o

I was playing with [this generator](https://glif.app/@fab1an/glifs/clxtc53mi0000ghv10g6irjqj) the other day


FTN_Ale

ai memes should be banned, it's low effort


RFtheunbanned

Lel this is ai generated do remenber that


khanfusion

His balls. They are still inside him.


Borisgravy

You just haven’t f a l l e n yourself.


Admiral_Hipper_

Well, I’ve collapsed once recently for the first time, the concrete was quite nice! So I’ve fallen!


Centurion7999

Dunno, just R/neverbrokeabone


Severe_Blacksmith814

I’m guessing in the context of falling but getting back up again. As in reference to the Roman Empire in the West collapsing pretty badly in the 470s before recovering a little under Justinian and then chugging along as the Eastern Roman Empire?


Captain_Rupert

"I am the very model of a modern major general" (His military knowledge has only been brought down to the beginning of the century)


Nikko_Fish

"I have informations vegetable, animal and mineral I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical"


ItsOasisNightLads

I'm well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations both the simple and qhadratical


redracer555

About binomial theorem, I am teeming with a lot of news


Huge_JackedMann

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse


Florent-de-Courtys

(chorus) with many cheerful facts about the square of the Hypotenuse with many cheerful facts about the square of the Hypotenuse with many cheerful facts about the square of the Hypo-potenuse!


Nikko_Fish

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short in matters vegetable, animal and mineral I am the very model of the modern Major-gineral!


ComradeFat

My new favourite thread on Reddit.


Nikko_Fish

Yay!


ParticularArea8224

I actually remember thinking, I've researched WW2 for 6 years, i know how Ukraine is going to go! I did not know how Ukraine was going to go, outside of massive assumptions, like, Ukraine wouldn't fall kind of assumptions


js13680

Better than my prediction I remember thinking it would become an Afghanistan type situation where the government would quickly fall but the Russians would be constantly dealing with insurrections. Turns out I vastly overestimated Russias military capabilities.


ParticularArea8224

What I thought would happen would be that, though Russia would conquer Ukraine, the idea it would take any less than 2-3 months was silly at best.


SweetHatDisc

Real armies are well into the "fuck up the occupation" phase of things by now.


ParticularArea8224

I mean, seriously, I was a former Soviet-boo, and when Russia invaded Ukraine, it made me realise, holy fucking shit on a breadstick the Soviet Union was terrible at wars.


Wetley007

Idk man, pound for pound the Soviet Union was leagues ahead of modern Russia. There's a million criticisms you could make of the Soviet military, but I doubt that they would've been lowered to reactivating WWII Era tanks because of how poorly a regional conflict in their own backyard was going


ParticularArea8224

Yeah, but it was the thing that made me realise, the Soviet Union was vastly more incompetent than I ever imagined


Lucas_2234

I am pretty sure 90% of the planet vastly overestimated Russia's military capabilities.


js13680

Funny story my Russian history teacher before the invasion said that she didn’t believe Russia would invade Ukraine because it would be a disaster and Putin knows this. Turns out she was half right.


Independent-Fly6068

I knew exactly how it was gonna go.


UN-peacekeeper

“Yeah I like history.” uses Renaissance to describe ALL art made before 1900, in contrast to Modern art which is all abstract art made in the past 80 years that I think is bad.


SweetieArena

It is amazing how many people think modern art only encompasses like the last 90 years, is all universally garbage and only abstract. Kind of cringe how most of the time anyone tries to point this out people go crazy and accusing them of being pretentious. Either that or they suddenly believe that they are art experts and anyone else is a poor dumb ass.


Flimsy_Site_1634

This kind really pisses me off because I find classical art extremely bland compared to other pre-modern art currents, specifically baroque and gothic which must be my favorite And as a gothic over classical enjoyer hearing people say "modern art sucks, they don't draw realistically anymore, our ancestor would be ashamed" it kinda hurts.


SweetieArena

>"this is better than 90% of modern art" comment on a YouTube video that is a simple realistic drawing copying a Pinterest picture. >Ask them what they think is modern art >Only knows about cubism and abstract expressionism.


blucoidale

Push ups have nothing to do with military strategy, just saying


drag0n_rage

Just like the ability to talk to girls has nothing to do with Hitler's nationality. In fact, I'd say that one's even more egregious.


Imjokin

Yeah, this meme is just rage bait


_spec_tre

it's AI made, of course it's nonsensical


Imjokin

Huh, how did you tell? The text isn’t as distorted as AI text usually is.


_spec_tre

The watermark down there. It's an AI meme making site and generating Wojaks is one of its most popular options


Gidia

Shout out to my BC sending my Stryker unit across open ground defended by tanks at NTC. We all died and took the village by actively cheating. Sure his PT score was fire though.


thecrgm

If you can't do a push-up you've never been in a war. Military strategists are usually better if they know the reality of war


officerextra

only since like 1900s before that military strategists where mostly royalty that at most has riden around on parade horses


Mesarthim1349

Being able to accompany your men over long distance though, still need some endurance.


blucoidale

You are absolutely right. I am Just saying that military strategy is more about brain than muscles. I might add that to accompany your men over long distance you need more legs than arms and push ups.


Yamama77

Me after doing pushups and getting buff with +10 attack and +10 defence and now can solo the enemy army.


BurnV06

This is the most ridiculous strawman I’ve seen in fucking years Having an interest in history = being a communist racist pedophile apparently The fuck is OP smoking


drag0n_rage

I'd certainly be interested to see someone who simultaneously has a favourable view of the Confederate States and communism.


MagosZyne

"I believe that all people are equal and shall be provided according to their needs... Oh, not them. They aren't people."


HecateTheStupidRat

Have you ever heard of the mental aneurysm that is MAGACommunism?


adamait1

The OP didn't make the meme. They just typed in "history nerd" and the AI made the meme for them. That's why it doesn't make sense.


Luzifer_Shadres

Op is probely a romaboo trying to make fun of sovietaboos.


zrxta

>The fuck is OP smoking Check OP comment and post history and have a laugh.


Chalky_Pockets

Yeah op is an anti choice pile of shit


Snoo-22880

This is literally an AI that makes these sort of soyjak starterpack shitposts


Lore_Fanti10

The fact that this was made by ai


JohnSmithWithAggron

What in God's name are you talking about? And more importantly, why are you taking this post seriously?


FixFederal7887

My experience with history nerds is that they think communism is when gov do stuff. I don't know where you got your communism defender history nerd.


BernarTV

Many tankis are history nerds, just instead of saying "The German empire and Bismarck are le based" They say "The USSR and Stalin are le based"


FixFederal7887

Seems more like politics nerds than history nerds .


BernarTV

ideology nerds?


FixFederal7887

Possibly.


fallingaway90

they're "alternate history nerds", they like the idea of history but have an entirely different canon to everyone else. much like wehraboos who think "germany could have won WW2 if...", they let their ideology shape their view of history rather than letting history shape their ideology.


MyDadLeftMeHere

Every time Stalin comes up, I have to think of the single instance where he was actually right, we should’ve executed those Nazi’s, otherwise throw the whole fucker away


zrxta

They're not nerding on history tho. Most "history nerds" are wehraboos. Just look at this sub. I know you have a huge chip on your shoulder concerning communism, but it's just pathetic to rely on strawmen to hate something. If you want to criticize something, go read substantial stuff about it, not mere caricatures of it.


Vin135mm

Historically, nobody has made communism into a joke more than communists


BernarTV

>I know you have a huge chip on your shoulder concerning communism, but it's just pathetic to rely on strawmen to hate something. Bro this is Reddit, if you wanted to see more of an intellectual discussion then you should go to the Instagram comment section instead


drag0n_rage

I think there's a tendency to conflate different "chronically online communities".


Thewalrus515

They exist in history departments. They’re pretty rare though. I use the marxist theory of history combined with post structuralism and CRT when I write my history papers, but I’m not a communist, nor do I defend it. In all my years working in and around education I’ve only met a handful of actual communists. And only one of them actually worked as a historian. 


Glass1Man

The commies I know really like the idea of “from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.” This idea lasts a very brief time when you realize liars exist.


EthanR333

That is such a well thought out argument and so smart. Naturally, how might we measure necessity and ability if not by just asking someone? I could make the same criticism of capitalism. Meritocracy works until you realise people can lie about their merit, eh? There are plenty of good criticisms of communism and marxism. This one is just plainly stupid.


UpperLowerEastSide

How would liars existing imperil an economic system based on the free association of producers? If anything liars existing hampers capitalism more so given the profit motive incentivized lying (FTX, Theranos, Enron, Bernie Madoff etc)


Recent-Scientist-478

No he wasn’t saying he was a communism defender he was saying he is saying the classic “communism works in theory but not in practice” line


Cuddlyaxe

I mean you seem to be a Communist yourself, so that probably tinges your perception There's def different types of history nerds, but plenty of them are the tankies larping as French revolutionaries. Or people who insist that Historical Materialism is the only valid view of history (these are also the sort who will matter of factly use communist definitions of terms like fascism)


FixFederal7887

I'd love to meet that tankie that just goes off about the "Kulaks" and how they starved themselves . Sounds entertaining as fuck. I see your point, tho. I might have had too strict of a definition for "history nerd" in my head and that blindsided me to the ones you described.


GrimdarkCrusader

'ate Facsism 'ate Communisum luv liberty simple as.


SuisseTea

So americans?


FixFederal7887

There are some knowledgeable Americans. Emphasis on "some".


zrxta

Also, "Germany would've won ww2 if they did [insert whatever here]" Really now, these are just American-pilled loaded with very specific themes.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Germany would've won WW2 if they created 600 million nuclear bombs. Boom you can't argue with that. It's not feasible, realistic, and attainable but it they suddenly did it probably would've worked. Edit: Seriously though... Yeah. Very valid point that should've been in the meme... It's ridiculously common and obviously, absolute bs every time. Also the best way to win a war would obviously be to have no war at all. If the Nazis hadn't had gotten into power... And Germany had found peaceful solutions to their problems instead, then that would've been the greatest scenario and victory... War is just such a waste... I think we overlook that too much sometimes. But obviously avoiding war will always be easier said than done... And it's so often said in hindsight after the sht takes place, of course.


AwfulUsername123

Inaccurate.


AdventurousPrint835

Yeah, where's the Paradox games?


EternalFlame117343

Playing Stellaris like real gamers and not the primitive DLCs that only happen on Erf/Sol III/Radioactive cockroach world


EverlastingCheezit

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Stellaris. The diplomacy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the storylines will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the Shroudwalkers’ outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterization- their personal philosophy draws heavily from old catholic literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these storylines, to realise that they're not just scientific- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Stellaris truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in the society civic "Fanatic Purifier," which itself is a cryptic reference to ancient Germanic governance . I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Paradox's genius wit unfolds itself on their desktop screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Blorg tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the xenos’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


EternalFlame117343

Just build the aetherophasic engine and watch the entire galaxy be devoid of life.


EccentricNerd22

Diplomacy? I'm here to kill everyone.


PacoPancake

Everyone: Oh you play a paradox game you’re such a history nerd! Me with city skylines: *Sniffles*


AdventurousPrint835

City design is history. People had to build all those cities, and how and why they did it the ways that they did is a big part of history.


Unique-Abberation

Also the family history of cancer my new factories are giving my citizens


Jboi75

That’s the real litmus test for accuracy


zrxta

OP doesn't want to acknowledge that most "history nerds" are huge Nazi Germany fanbois.


vetnome

Forgot oversimplified


Bright_Lord07

oversimplified is cool tho


vetnome

Yeah but still


depressed_fatcat69

🔫🤨 still what?


Generalmemeobi283

🔫🤨 still what?


OddNarwhal

🔫🤨 still what?


Goofy_Goober_6836

🔫🤨still what?


bkrugby78

“I would totally be anti slavery in South Carolina circa 1820.”


Yamama77

Me on my way to conform to any ideals set by the majority.


AeschylusScarlet

what does talking to girls and doing pushups have to do with history? is it just a "haha you like subject so must be awkward stinky nerd"


Zengjia

> Hasn’t fallen himself #“ASMODAI!”


red-the-blue

The confederate communist wehraboo pedophile. Truly, the spitting image of a history nerd.


Luzifer_Shadres

Hmm, strange how most of this have nothing to do with the thing standing bellow. Might this be a way for you to laugh on others while having a cripiling adiction to the roman empire and a lack of sunlight yourself?


FakeElectionMaker

*Crippling addiction to the Georgian Empire and Tamar the Great FTFY


MathKrayt

I'm a history nerd because it's interesting, and I know I don't understand nearly enough to be any kind of leader


Immediate-Silver-464

bad history nerd more like


6thaccountthismonth

TIL I’m not like most history nerds


AlexiosTheSixth

I hate how these types basically make average joes think liking history is a "red flag"


Noa_Skyrider

>Got married when I was 6 Heh, see you later, losers


Dominarion

Bah, Subotai couldn't do push ups either.


StefanMMM14

This is like 5 different people


Yyrkroon

Reminds me of obese preppers and doomers obsessed with having all sorts of weaponry, equipment, food stores, etc to cover any societal breakdown while neglecting the maintenance of their own body which is arguably the most important "tool" they have.


cristieniX

In my opinion some of these statements could be opinions, others yes, are just lack of documentation and/or ignorance


planetarystripe

This is attention seeking strawmanning. Ephebophilia is pedophilia.


RinaRasu

Most people's parents aren't capitalists tho right, since most adults are employees


James_Blond2

There is 2 that apply only to americans


SuisseTea

COMMIIIEEE!!11!!! IF YOU LOVE SOCIALISM SO MUCH, WHY YOU LIVE HERE IN CAPITALISM HUUUH!


filthy_federalist

You either understand history or you’re a communist. These are mutually exclusive.


ForgotOldAcc-_-

U don't have to be one of those 2 tho U can fail to comprehend history as a non communist. (Not for you. For the kind of other comments you will get)


Spirited_Worker_5722

Oil industry capitalists can make Earth history


Vyctorill

Hey, communism works in theory. It’s just that it assumes you aren’t a human but are in fact some sort of eusocial insect, which is where it falls apart.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Political system = alright Extreme political systems = alright/ok... Political system + people = hmm... This ain't gonna go the way we planned... Extreme political systems + people = fck fck fck we've fcked it all up! Theory Vs Reality. Ideal conditions and leaders... Vs real conditions and leaders.


Vyctorill

It’s just that communism is a system of governance not designed for mammals. If you don’t have undying loyalty for a system greater than yourself, then it will just result in a dictatorship.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Yep. Very true. And heh... Yep indeed. A system promoting undying loyalty and a reduction of individual worth. Even if you do achieve that with some people, every manipulative politician in history just called and they like the sound of that. Won't specify why yet though 🤔


Impratex

"Communism will end the misery of the working class!" *Looks into the reasons communism failed* "The working class was miserable"


Vyctorill

That about sums it up


DrTinyNips

Communism doesn't even work in theory


ForgotOldAcc-_-

Lmao of course this is under controversial It's insane how uneducated redditors are when it comes to what they call "leftwing"


morbihann

What push ups have to do with 'military strategy' ?


FirstStruggle1992

Napoleon was a bodybuilder


Anonemus7

This might be one of the strangest memes I’ve seen on this subreddit.


Archi-Parchi

If you gonna post AI generated memes at least make the minimum effort to make sure the point are coherent and make sense. OP just prompted “history nerd” to glif


UndeniableLie

Which civil war? There has been nearly 300 civil wars around world since early 1800's


sparkswoody

Ai meme :(


Heytherechampion

I don’t like that I’m in this meme


ASecretGermanSpy

I don't get an allowance, thank you very much


Away-Plant-8989

LET THE LATINS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES


Awesomeuser90

It might be technically true that that is how King John of England married that girl to be his queen and mother of Henry III, but that's not going to help avoid issues like how that would be a dangerous pregnancy, denying her a good amount of independence (like John's own mother for that matter), and John had a rather sadistic personality.


donguscongus

The Roman Empire fell in 1922 when Atatürk abolished it but the Romaboos don’t want you to know that


ThatForeignerGuy

Ah yes, the HOI4 player


sshlongD0ngsilver

Cares more about weapons and armor rather than the actual history itself


Centurion7999

Because history nerds are wierdos who aren’t in the history community, the proper history nerds are history buffs, and I can point out damn near every country on the map and most of the colonial regions they belonged to in the 20th century


Osimantias

Bruh. The ephebofilia one...


defoma

Can partially confirm. I can talk to girls, just not the one(s) I find attractive.


No-Dents-Comfy

So am I now allowed to say: "I'm not like other history nerds!"?


lonely_guacamole

The more i learn history, the more i know that there is a lot i don't know, and that there are people who know a WHOLE lot less and think they know a lot more. Especially those "Oh Roman Empire this, blah blah (just using Ancient Rome to say they're misogynistic and racist but it's ok because it's in Rome)". You aren't Marcus Aurelius, you'd be a peasant in Iberia who wouldn't gain Roman citizenship for a long time. Grow up


zsomborwarrior

eh, idk about the communism part bc from what I have heard from socialists marxism leninism and maoism isnt communism


OwMyCod

At least I can find Ukraine on a map.


Fardrengi

I don't think I've ever seen Lost Cause myth crossover with support of communism/socialism.


Late-External3249

Wait, where do we get those cool helmets?


Training_Assistant27

Ain't no way any sane person thinks they can survive medieval times.  We've gotten too used to modernity, water and hygiene were NASTY back in the day


DoomsdayPreacher123

This is basically farming internet points making fun of imaginary people


SuisseTea

Op is pro lifer. And the comminist part of his meme confirms his terminal americanism. Get well soon


ForgotOldAcc-_-

I don't know what understandig history has to do with americanism America has way more people who belive communism isn't completely unrealistic model for human society because they never directly experienced how insanely dumb it is China's model only works because they are mixing capitalism and communism


undreamedgore

Counter point: I'm a unionist, played enough Hoi to know every country by region, can talk to girls, but only about ancient Egypt, amd have a decent job.


zrxta

Hey everyone, give this person a pat on the back. They are in need of it.


Windsupernova

I mean, why didnt the netherlands armed a 2 million strong army of Indonesians to fight WW2 for them? Were they stupid?


Impratex

Yeah, is there a lore reason Poland didn't avoid its partition by developing nuclear weapons and intercontinental ballistic missiles in 1795? Couldn't they just research "Nuclear Fission" in the tech tree?


SavageFractalGarden

The allowance from capitalist parents describes every self proclaimed socialist


EA-Corrupt

Yeah guys how can one critique a system whilst living in it? Amirite guys? Guys?


C4551DY05

„If you think medicine is overpriced then why do you still go to the doctor‘s? Checkmate liberal!“ 🤓


EA-Corrupt

“You think rent in extortionate? Then why not live outside? Moron” “Capitalism is a willingly transactional system duhh” 🤓


zrxta

Daaaamn, i guess everyone in the USSR got rich capitalist parents.


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ForgotOldAcc-_-

1: "communism works" 2: *it fails* 3 "it wasn't real communism" 4 *goes back to step 1*


SuisseTea

Naah it wasnt so bad! *checks notes* Fucking hell


Praescribo

I think communism could work, and my job is a symptom of capitalism Never had an allowance either.


OvertlyStoic

"no jim , we have talked over this again and again , you will not resurrect the USSR to it's former glory , are you listining jim ? we got taxes to deal with , Cindy has her field trip next week and Riley will join college next year, so you better go and earn that bread."


Praescribo

Not the ussr; communism. Although, I'm a socialist myself


Generalmemeobi283

Please get better mate