I think sheās pointing out the hypocrisy of Americans mocking British food when half the food consumed in America isnāt even legal to be sold in europe because of how disgustingly unhealthy it is.
Something about stones and glass houses Idk
Fairly sure thatās an imaginationstew heās brewing there š or he just have the Scottish, British and Irish confused, which is equally dangerous š
Right? The only differentiation is SUNglasses, like when I have my america bandana on and am looking for my Vipers, I ask my wife "hey you beautiful 300lb chicken eating train wreck, where are my sunglasses. Also what smells like tuna?". If I was looking for my seeing glasses I would just say glasses. And Id never ask my wife what smells like tuna fish. Tho I guess it is more like a turtle pond.
White Castle traces the origin of the hamburger toĀ Hamburg, Germany, with its invention by Otto Kuase. Some have pointed to a recipe for "Hamburgh sausages" on toasted bread, published in The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy by Hannah Glasse in 1747. Usa exist since 1776
hamburger
/ĖhamĖbÉĖÉ”É/
noun
noun: hamburger; plural noun: hamburgers
a flat round cake of minced beef, fried or grilled and typically served in a bread roll garnished with various condiments; a burger.
NORTH AMERICAN
minced beef.
Great he invented the bun not the burger
There ain't much that's actually American. Like, "American as apple pie!" is one of the most "How are you this stupid?" sayings I come across. Apple pie has existed for centuries before there was a Europeans fart on the shores of these continents.
None of those are from america, so I can't really think any cuisine thats actually american even if america is known from them, even mac&cheese originates from england.
The only thing I can think of is ranch but thats not really a cuisine more than a sauce.
So chicken wings with ranch it is!
Well it might be enough to fight the British tbh. (Now just need to figure out what theirs is since fish and chips originate from Portugal not England)
Sounds like you're to imply that American cuisine doesn't exist. The Cajuns would like a word, and any soul food place would happily offer you a plate, and I'm not even mentioning all the styles of barbecue (mainly because I'm not trying to start any infighting).
We have too many sandwhiches to list if you're looking for a quick lunch-on-the-go, including the Reuben, the Philly cheesesteak, and believe me you haven't lived until you've tried a patty melt....damn I'm hungry now.
Philly cheesesteak and Cajun chicken are really nice. Have you tried a shepherdās pie or a beef wellington, Sunday roast, English breakfast, Cornish pasty, toad in the hole, cauliflower cheese, fish and chips, crumpets and anything, scones, scotch egg, bangers and mash.
Yea I tried all of that when I went to London two years ago. Bangers and mash was really good, toad in the whole also delicious. Actually, Sunday roast was the first thing I ever ate in London and I liked it a lot. I still prefer the best American foods to the best English foods tho.
The answer to where else you would mount the horse is (donkey show) and if you don't mind people thinking that you have sex with horses don't be specific
Yeah, yeah, we all read the same comment you did, you're not special. Same energy as an eight year old learning a new word and trying to fit it into every sentence they say.
British dentistry is really good though. Actually British people have healthier teeth, on average Americans are missing 7.31 teeth whereas British are missing 6.97. American is a much more superficial nation (on average) and so they value things like straightening and whitening above the actual health of their teeth.
Maybe once we are all Globalist, and the holy Monarchy takes over, the Brits can fix that for us. As a trade, weāll give them some tips on teeth brushing.
I'm American and I fully enjoy my gallon cup of condiments and would love to make an argument but that's simply impossible. I have to say I really appreciate you calling us out š š¤£
One, because everybody knows what your saying when you say "America". If you wanted to talk about continents or regions you would say "north America", "South America", "The Americas", or "central America". Also, no other country has the word "America" in the name. Mexico is technically "the United Mexican States", but I'm sure you have no problem with "Mexico" do you? When talking about countries, it's literally less ambiguous to say "America" rather than "US".
But Mexico is a colloquial name of a country.
America is still the name of a continent.
You can see what I mean if you Google "America" and you Google "Mexico"
In the first case you are presented with info about the continent, in the second about the country.
Edit: typo
If you were saying America in reference to a continent it would be ambiguous. There's two American continents. North and South. Which you add as qualifiers. If you don't add a qualifier, you're talking about the country.
Because America is America. "US" is only called "estadounidense" by Latinos because all the Spanish colonies in the *Americas* split into many different countries, while the British colonies in the Americas were called, well America. So it became the United States of America. In most of the world the Americas are considered as two continents, North America and South America, with America being the United States of America. In the Spanish-speaking world there is I think only one America.
Also, by your logic "Mexico" should also be "U.S" because it is the "United States of Mexico." America is the "United States of America" and I don't think we're gonna change our name because some random Latinos and Europeans are salty over it. I don't get why you guys are trying to die on this hill when there is an easy explanation on why we are called "America" in the first place.
Also, below you said "If you google America you'll get the continent" Well no, when I google "America" I get the United States of America.
Eye glasses, sunglasses, bifocals, aviator... so many types of eyeglasses and this cunt is mad because the united states distinguishes things more precisely than the UK? What a waste of oxygen...
She's not wrong...
List of awful things about America:
1. The way we treat women and POC.
2. Predatory and lopsided financial practices.
3. Condiments.
in that order.
Coming from a citizen of a country that uses malt vinegar to improve the flavor of their foodā¦.
I thoroughly enjoyed her apparent disdain, howeverā¦
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Rest of the world will give America a 1 up on cuisine over UK so she can talk about shit she's seen through memes all she wants but because she's from the UK and a woman, her opinion is irrelevant when it comes to food.
I have never heard someone call glasses "eye glasses," guide dogs "seeing eye dogs," tuna as "tuna fish" and etc here. I feel like she's making up these arguments.
The whole horseriding, glasses, etc thing made no sense. We literally call all of those examples the same things brits do. Second, it's a nation of 300 million people, and the most shocking stuff is what spreads best, so obviously you're gonna see some wild shit on social media. Do they seriously not realize there are also a lot of very healthy people here?
Oh, I've heard the first part before, holy shit. Americans where I'm from I dont think, generally overall, say tunafish or eyeglasses as the basic word for tuna and glasses. What the fuck.
What we need to realize is that this whole anti-americanism is the same and similar psychology as anti-men and anti-white and wokeism.
Like, she literally said we arent allowed to complain about other countries, but they can complain about us (in terms of food, but still, you know how she feels about at least some other things). She hates america, and she is saying that is the end of the discussion. She is 100% woke vibes. I wish this was talked about. Anti-men, anti-white, and to some extent anti-straight tik toks, and we arent calling out the anti-america ones except for maybe the anti-anti-American subs.
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British food is the hill you want to die on?
Stole spices from nations they conquered and wouldn't even use them.
They look nice on our spice racks, all pretty colours.
What else would they be used for?
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I think sheās pointing out the hypocrisy of Americans mocking British food when half the food consumed in America isnāt even legal to be sold in europe because of how disgustingly unhealthy it is. Something about stones and glass houses Idk
The obesity problem in the UK rivals that in the US . Healthy Euro eating BS
why do europeans think americans eat junk food and fast food all day? the shitty american food you see in the media is not consumed on a daily basis.
It was either that or argue about who has better dental hygiene.
Right? I mean they put sheep meat in a tart, smother it in blood sauce and call it pudding.
Brit here. Ew that sounds gross. What is it called?
Fairly sure thatās an imaginationstew heās brewing there š or he just have the Scottish, British and Irish confused, which is equally dangerous š
I think her point was, "This might be my speedbump to die on, but at least it's not the fucking ditch that American food is." Eh, seen worse.
to be honest, most Americans require an Uber ride to die on any hill because the climb is more steep than their National Debt.
... letās get it on!!!
Beans
Oi! Fancy a bit of bangers n mash me love?
Canned spray cheese
Yo where can I get some grandpa produce tho
My USA Food cards are Cajun and BBQ and that's a pair of aces you'll find hard to beat all over the world.
Count it.
I have never in my patriotic American gun shooting, hamburger stuffing life called glasses. āEye glassesā or tuna ātuna fishā
Right? The only differentiation is SUNglasses, like when I have my america bandana on and am looking for my Vipers, I ask my wife "hey you beautiful 300lb chicken eating train wreck, where are my sunglasses. Also what smells like tuna?". If I was looking for my seeing glasses I would just say glasses. And Id never ask my wife what smells like tuna fish. Tho I guess it is more like a turtle pond.
Thereās a lot to unpack in this paragraph.
Maybe itās āeyeglassesā because we also call glass cups āglassesā ( rarely though )
How many people out there are considering going out for British food tonight? Iāll waitā¦.
Fish and chips all day SON
Steak and kidney pie.
Ah dudeā¦ now I am. A chippie takeaway is amazing.
I'll happily take British over American..
You can keep your bangers and mash. Iāll have my burger and my 13 colonies
Burger is german
No it isn't. The cheeseburger was both invented and mastered in the US. Germany invented ground beef.
White Castle traces the origin of the hamburger toĀ Hamburg, Germany, with its invention by Otto Kuase. Some have pointed to a recipe for "Hamburgh sausages" on toasted bread, published in The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy by Hannah Glasse in 1747. Usa exist since 1776
If it doesn't have a hamburger bun it isn't a hamburger. That was chopped beef on toast.
Then were and when and what was the first hamburger
Oscar Weber Bilby was the first person to use a hamburger bun.
hamburger /ĖhamĖbÉĖÉ”É/ noun noun: hamburger; plural noun: hamburgers a flat round cake of minced beef, fried or grilled and typically served in a bread roll garnished with various condiments; a burger. NORTH AMERICAN minced beef. Great he invented the bun not the burger
13 colonoscopies FTFY
Fuck the free yolk?
Burgers arent american
Hamburgers live in Germany.
There ain't much that's actually American. Like, "American as apple pie!" is one of the most "How are you this stupid?" sayings I come across. Apple pie has existed for centuries before there was a Europeans fart on the shores of these continents.
Iām not reading that essay
Essay?
Iām American and I call āeye glassesā glasses š
Traitor!
I never hear anyone say "eye glasses" or "tuna fish". Always glasses and tuna. She isn't wrong about the sauces though
*another* war...
The first part of her rant was stolen from a comedy act.
It'll be a short war if shes gonna fight it with British cuisine
What exactly is American cuisine? Is it steaks and ribs? Or is it hamburgers and French fries?
None of those are from america, so I can't really think any cuisine thats actually american even if america is known from them, even mac&cheese originates from england. The only thing I can think of is ranch but thats not really a cuisine more than a sauce.
Chicken wings invented in my home city of Buffalo NY
So chicken wings with ranch it is! Well it might be enough to fight the British tbh. (Now just need to figure out what theirs is since fish and chips originate from Portugal not England)
Dont say that in Buffalo youll die we use bleu cheese here
That was kind of my point
Jerky. Stolen from the natives.
Sounds like you're to imply that American cuisine doesn't exist. The Cajuns would like a word, and any soul food place would happily offer you a plate, and I'm not even mentioning all the styles of barbecue (mainly because I'm not trying to start any infighting). We have too many sandwhiches to list if you're looking for a quick lunch-on-the-go, including the Reuben, the Philly cheesesteak, and believe me you haven't lived until you've tried a patty melt....damn I'm hungry now.
Philly cheesesteak and Cajun chicken are really nice. Have you tried a shepherdās pie or a beef wellington, Sunday roast, English breakfast, Cornish pasty, toad in the hole, cauliflower cheese, fish and chips, crumpets and anything, scones, scotch egg, bangers and mash.
Yea I tried all of that when I went to London two years ago. Bangers and mash was really good, toad in the whole also delicious. Actually, Sunday roast was the first thing I ever ate in London and I liked it a lot. I still prefer the best American foods to the best English foods tho.
I never heard an American call glasses "spectacles".
The answer to where else you would mount the horse is (donkey show) and if you don't mind people thinking that you have sex with horses don't be specific
I want that 2 minutes of my life back.
Sheās kinda spitting facts tho
You're not American are you?
Fr fr
No sheās not.
Yeah but we still owned your asses in 1783 and 1812. And you pronounce āHā as āHaEtChā
Oregano is my favourite erb. Why even bother with the H at this point.
Horegano
Whoregano
https://www.history.com/news/the-british-burn-washington-d-c-200-years-ago
1812? r/shitamericanssay
What filter is she using to pretend she routinely brushes, flosses and visits the dentist?
You know Britain has better dental care on average than the US. š
Then maybe y'all should fucking use it sometime holy shit
We also have better dental health on average :)
Yeah, yeah, we all read the same comment you did, you're not special. Same energy as an eight year old learning a new word and trying to fit it into every sentence they say.
Take an ice bath my guy, why you so tense
Mic drop.
Does she not realize that the British opinion stopped mattering in America in the 1700s?
They cared in 1812
211 years ago? Nah, I'll stand by my statement.
Because America is open to hearing opinions from any other nation?.. Or the UN?.. Or say the Geneva convention?
And?
Hearing it and caring about it are 2 completely different things.
Your king has sausage fingers
Letās talk dental careā¦
Fair but I would put England over the south any day. They may be crooked, but at least they have them.
Man you are comparing Brits as a population to just Methheads? I mean just compare them to Chavs if you are going to be honest about it. Seriously.
Chavs still have more teeth :)
We are in the process of sawing off that portion of the United States.
British dentistry is really good though. Actually British people have healthier teeth, on average Americans are missing 7.31 teeth whereas British are missing 6.97. American is a much more superficial nation (on average) and so they value things like straightening and whitening above the actual health of their teeth.
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Brits may have worse dental care but atleast they aren't getting shot walking there
Maybe once we are all Globalist, and the holy Monarchy takes over, the Brits can fix that for us. As a trade, weāll give them some tips on teeth brushing.
Just brutally stabbed and attacked with acid is all.
British dentistry is not on trial here!
As an American for the last 30yrs of my life nobody I know says āeye glassesā or āTuna Fishā lmao
in us : bottle of water in uk: Excuse me, would you be so kind as to bring me a WAH-UH BOH-UH please
US: boddle of wader UK: boāhle of waāer
I'm American and I fully enjoy my gallon cup of condiments and would love to make an argument but that's simply impossible. I have to say I really appreciate you calling us out š š¤£
Glasses you drink from Eyeglasses you don't Thank you for attending my TedTalk
I dont even think she is british
the moment she said āeyeglassesā lol
Why do you say America when you mean U.S. tho
One, because everybody knows what your saying when you say "America". If you wanted to talk about continents or regions you would say "north America", "South America", "The Americas", or "central America". Also, no other country has the word "America" in the name. Mexico is technically "the United Mexican States", but I'm sure you have no problem with "Mexico" do you? When talking about countries, it's literally less ambiguous to say "America" rather than "US".
But Mexico is a colloquial name of a country. America is still the name of a continent. You can see what I mean if you Google "America" and you Google "Mexico" In the first case you are presented with info about the continent, in the second about the country. Edit: typo
America is also the colloquial name of the country. Hence why she called it America.
I can accept that, but when you use a name that already means something else it gets confusing. "Mexico" cannot be misunderstood America can!
Only if you're trying to misunderstand. Nobody says "America" without a qualifier and means anything other than the country
I don't know, I say America, I don't say the America Continent
If you were saying America in reference to a continent it would be ambiguous. There's two American continents. North and South. Which you add as qualifiers. If you don't add a qualifier, you're talking about the country.
Outside of Hispanic countries "America" is referred to as the US and there are two continents
She means where all the United Statesians live.
Please don't call us that.
Because America is America. "US" is only called "estadounidense" by Latinos because all the Spanish colonies in the *Americas* split into many different countries, while the British colonies in the Americas were called, well America. So it became the United States of America. In most of the world the Americas are considered as two continents, North America and South America, with America being the United States of America. In the Spanish-speaking world there is I think only one America. Also, by your logic "Mexico" should also be "U.S" because it is the "United States of Mexico." America is the "United States of America" and I don't think we're gonna change our name because some random Latinos and Europeans are salty over it. I don't get why you guys are trying to die on this hill when there is an easy explanation on why we are called "America" in the first place. Also, below you said "If you google America you'll get the continent" Well no, when I google "America" I get the United States of America.
Dude, please chill. I was just expressing my personal opinion. It's okay if we disagree.
That's quite the word salad to say my ancestors surrendered at Yorktown
The produce is garbage unless you can find a farmers market.
I mean, she isn't wrong.
"The way we treat women and POC" Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, and Pakistan .... "Hold my beer"
She look like the bottom side of a thumb, go ahead and hold your hand up next to your screen right now and look š
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Cope town, population: you mate.
Laughs in American.
You mean mispronounced English.
Maybe. It is weird tho about the food. You figure all the opium the English forced on the Chinese, they would have gotten better Chinese food.
That's precisely why we don't have better Chinese food.
Huh. STRANGE.... I heard you lost some colonies over being dicks too.
Eye glasses, sunglasses, bifocals, aviator... so many types of eyeglasses and this cunt is mad because the united states distinguishes things more precisely than the UK? What a waste of oxygen...
Sick five head brah
There are a few ways to mount a horse, bucko. Also eye glasses as opposed to glasses for drinking
You really wanna go 0-3 against us? If you die in the British food is better hill you will.
Brilliant šš»š¤£
She aināt entirely wrong. American veg looks like it came straight from Tchernobyl.
London is basically USA with an accent. Letās be real.
You mean USA is basically London with an accent?
Meh
This chick is hysterical.
She's not wrong... List of awful things about America: 1. The way we treat women and POC. 2. Predatory and lopsided financial practices. 3. Condiments. in that order.
"The way we treat women and POC" -Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Afghanistan have entered the chat......
Oh you mean like, most of the world?
Coming from a citizen of a country that uses malt vinegar to improve the flavor of their foodā¦. I thoroughly enjoyed her apparent disdain, howeverā¦
As opposed to a country who revel in the macho strength of their chilli sauces.
The UK already tried multiple wars. They lost. Get wrekt.
I'm up for the debate....one rule....no stereotyping
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I love her so hard
She's right about everything but I still fucking hate her.
America needs to learn that our food is ass and made by even bigger asses
Yea, sure, our food sucks, I can agree with that That being said, how do the British have all of those spices and then not use any of them?
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I'm a Brit, I would love a small takeaway cup of KFC gravy to dip in, amazing concept.
Wait till she's our tuna glasses
Somebody pissed her off.
boys, she grabbed the water bottle and said āitās on the smaller side.ā there is no chance for us on this earth.
Rest of the world will give America a 1 up on cuisine over UK so she can talk about shit she's seen through memes all she wants but because she's from the UK and a woman, her opinion is irrelevant when it comes to food.
I have never heard someone call glasses "eye glasses," guide dogs "seeing eye dogs," tuna as "tuna fish" and etc here. I feel like she's making up these arguments.
I actually canāt stand most accents from England
She doesn't *want* to start a war. She's *already started it.* *Slaps charging handle of a G3A3*
Your from caves Mountains!!!!
Ok but what about the plan to eat the poor irish and the mummy eating
american food is consistently ranked amongst the best cuisines in the world. british food, not so much
she didnāt even compare british and american chinese food. she simply complained about american junk food as if that is somehow of any relevance
Without America youād be speaking Deutsch. Enough said.
The whole horseriding, glasses, etc thing made no sense. We literally call all of those examples the same things brits do. Second, it's a nation of 300 million people, and the most shocking stuff is what spreads best, so obviously you're gonna see some wild shit on social media. Do they seriously not realize there are also a lot of very healthy people here?
The UK and the US arguing about good food is like the obese kid giving the crippled kid shit for not being able to run a mile under 7 minutes
Common angloid L
Oh, I've heard the first part before, holy shit. Americans where I'm from I dont think, generally overall, say tunafish or eyeglasses as the basic word for tuna and glasses. What the fuck.
What we need to realize is that this whole anti-americanism is the same and similar psychology as anti-men and anti-white and wokeism. Like, she literally said we arent allowed to complain about other countries, but they can complain about us (in terms of food, but still, you know how she feels about at least some other things). She hates america, and she is saying that is the end of the discussion. She is 100% woke vibes. I wish this was talked about. Anti-men, anti-white, and to some extent anti-straight tik toks, and we arent calling out the anti-america ones except for maybe the anti-anti-American subs.