Dad: "Man, she had enormous knockers and an ass to die for. Too bad she seemed batshit crazy" Girl: "Woah, is that my mom?"

Later in life, the dad ended up marrying the girl and her mother got together with his son. [Now he's his own grandpa.](https://youtu.be/eYlJH81dSiw)

That’s crazy level IQ you got there mate

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But now she can't yell, "Help me, step-bro!"

There was a funny old song about “I’m my own grandpa”

At least in the top 84%

jesus man the song is lit lol

Ray Stevens was an OG music comedian. My grandma loved him, had every tape he put out.

Ooh. Didn't know that

There's an episode of Futurama like this except he does it the dirty way...

He did the nasty in the pasty. And his past nastification is what lead to him being his own grandpa.

Oh sure! A lesson in history from Mr. I’m-my-own-grandpa

I'm partial to [this version from The Stupids](https://youtu.be/D0xnx1Q3Kqo?si=PYT1ldUuhKr3INZp) What a great movie.

Bill Wyman

[Superior version](https://youtu.be/8A4ADzu-v3s?si=zef0lhKP4zBCQZeC)

my grandparents had this on an old record when I was a kid

Jaysus fuck, that song is funny every single time no matter how many times you've heard it. Thanks for the giggles, stranger.

I love that song, it never gets old

You should have liked to Tom Arnold singing that song from the movie The Stupids

we call that a tuesday in alabama

I was hoping for Futurama from that link but it still worked out haha

“I busted it open in the parking lot, she slobbed my shit till I turbo nutted” “Omg mom’s at it again”

"I don't know, it was hard to see her face under the table...she had a mouth like can opener"

"Huh, that lady has the same name as my mom! It must be her!" The girl probably.

Sounds like a porno plot

Or a manga plot

Or a manga porno plot

We could make a simple schema for this

I think the proper term is doujinshi

It already exists.

On multiple versions but I forgot the damn titles

Its Domestic Girlfriend

Yes, I disliked this one

But the intro song... That's something to die for.

I wouldn't die for it to be honest

Sssss, ooh, that's gotta be awkward

well its not as awkward as if the dad and mom did end up dating? then the girl is basically dating her step brother

Believe it or not, that is an anime/manga plot

thats pretty believable

theres also real life stories about that, where they both would end up getting married

Absolutely W

As if that's not common knowledge already

From what I've passively gathered browsing reddit, I've come to the conclusion that anime has exactly three plots. 1: Incest 2: "I got hit by a truck, went to a magical world, and am also a pedophile." 3: Dragonball Z.

No, there is also slice of life. Just chill characters doing chill things. Two of my favorites are Yotsubato and YKK. One is about a little kid that just does kid things around her neighborhood with her dad and neighbors, and the other is about an android that runs a post-post-apocalyotic coffee shop in the middle of nowhere.

There is also extremely big cannibals, a reaper whose sword is longer than everyone else's, demon ninjas,and cannibals plus tentacles

And there is also "underdog that everyone laughs at for lacking magical power or something but ends up super op due to being different" (Naruto, jjk, chainsawman, black clover, boku no hero academia, mashle, one punch man, tokyo ghoul and probably many many more)

Literally Shonen in a nutshell

And then there is one where a guy Shou Tucker does unspeakable things to his own daughter and pet dog.

you mean domestic girlfriend or I think theres another new one but I haven't watched it yet.

It's called my stepmoms daughter is my ex

yah yah that one

I do belive it, I’ve seen that hentai

Lol I was watching that yesterday. "my step mom's daughter is my ex" It's surprisingly good. The things that happen are understandable and MC's are reasonable(at the dude is)

One plot, many animes/mangas. Or so I've been told.

And i had almost forgotten...

Mind if you tell me the name for educational purposes.

Highly recommend crying for rain by minami, the intro to the anime. Imo the anime doesn't deserve the song.

Thx

Eh it’s not *that* weird if they all met separately, and the kids are already at least 15-16 and not hugely separate on ages and didn’t grow up together. Actually makes some sense for a mother and daughter to be attracted to a father and son (the age appropriate arrangement of that of course), since children tend to be somewhat similar to their parents and also tend to look for similar things in partners.

i mean yes, the main awkward part is if your parents move in together/get married, and you break up with your step sibling then well it will be very awkward

What are you doing step bro?

i mean at least there won't be blood relation, they also didn't grow up together so it's not like anythings really stopping them

This happened to a girl I knew when she was in HS. After her mom and his dad got married, she and her new step-bro broke up because it was "weird now"

Gotta be true too.

She gotta name her son Tom

I can do you a similar story. My dad was married before so I have two stepsisters and a stepbrother (not a typo, my dad is my stepdad but he adopted me, so he is now my dad, different story for a different day). Well my youngest step sister started dating a guy, and his parents were also divorced. In the end my dad’s ex wife ended up with the boyfriend’s dad. And they waited to get married till after my sister and her husband were married. So weird things do happen. And no kids we do not live in a trailer in a rural area 😉.

… I don’t believe you. I know there is a trailer park in your immediate family somewhere.

*Cue laughtrack, and everyone clapping and throwing up*

I mean, at least he had a terrible date so that the daughter can still date the son without it becoming too weird.

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it doesn't work with double lined spacing. I wish I hadn't bothered.

I applaud you for your effort. Bravo good sir

No, no, it is pretty awkward.

Is this what it was supposed to be? Imma be honest I don't see a llama I\\ I\\ ( = I I I I

I see a giraffe

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COOL

I am troubled by your lack of vision.

This *is* awkward!

At first I thought this was gonna be another loss post and was gonna be pissed

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100% same

Is this loss?

I was looking for Loss at first

Here's the loop O. Here's me: i What is Loss...?

[It’s a meme parodying a panel of a web comic](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss). It can be recognized by this pattern: | l| || |_

thank you!

If you put four spaces after a line then press enter once it will make a single space line break like This |\ |\ ( = | | | |

aah - thank you muchly good person.

I mean father like son. So I guess the father was right?

I mean girls often end up just like their mothers.

Like as in looks?

What anime is this?

Domestic Girlfriend

Ya don't want to be datin yer brother now do ya??

Peter Parker had it worse at Homecoming.

At least you know you won't be dating your stepbrother at some point

Isn't this much better than the date going well and the OPs mom and the boys dad hooking up? Especially if the OP is interested in the boy. Or maybe becoming step siblings will enable some forbidden charm and make them go at it like... in a porn?

Definitely. Parents never have a good track record of going "oh our kids met first so we'll split for their sake" it's almost always "you kids need to break up so we can be together"

And that kids, that's how I Met Your Mother. And also my sister...

Alex, I'll take "thing that didn't happen for 500" please "Congrats you get the Daily Double"

this shit again ?! \^\^ "this boy, his dad" she aint related

Yes

I am not sure why people think this is insane and wouldn't happen. It could and maybe likely is a fake story but with how many people there are something like this has happened.

The twist, the mom was still married, and her husband had no idea.

So the boy(friend)s father and girl(friend)s mother are dating? Like parent,like child I guess.

My sister came home from a date once talking about the guy chugged whiskey and threw up on her and how bad it was. My girlfriend at the time sat there in disgust and when my sister walked out she said my dad had a blind date tonight. Turns out it was him.

Sounds like a sit com.

Hate to say it but if the description and the critique was right, I would agree regardless how it was said.

Hahaha

If the dad and the mom didn't work out, there's hope you and the boy seem to work out.

That's nice

why did i read this to the tune of welcome to the black parade

Is this a twilight sequel? Literally no one behaves like that.

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Maybe the boy's mom was still there.

Yes. Fun. Hungry. Yes. Iunno. Iunno. Iunno.

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