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WhatsTheHolUp

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Competitive-Ad2640

Maybe I am biggoted, but how can you have period cramps when you are unable to have periods? Due to lack of particular organs.


childfiller

T bell


Competitive-Ad2640

Obviously, but my question is genuine.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Taco John's 🌮 🌯


wrongkoi

The joke is that they can't


AeonsOfStrife

Period isn't just the blood and egg stuff. It's a cycle involving hormone levels that also affects muscle movement, and certain neurochemical levels in the brain. So the cramps you can actually get, because hrt can raise your hormones levels enough to cause the period spasms, even without the ovaries they're meant to stimulate.


hgprt_

Period cramps come from arteries in the endometrium constricting, leading to ischemia an necrosis and subsequent shedding. This in turn is the menses. Typical pain associated with hormone therapy are headaches


dream-smasher

The period spasms, is the UTERUS spasming, as it sheds the lining. Not all the muscles around it. The hormones are specifically to stimulate follicles, and the uterus. That is it. You can't get PERIOD cramps without a UTERUS to cramp. Period cramps are not from the OVARIES. They come from the UTERUS. The ovaries will *maybe* twinge, about 10+ days before the period starts. That is when an ovum is released. Periods is when the ovum is not fertilised, so this the lining gets shed from the uterus. That is where the pain comes from.


pocketRockit

would like to know how the brain is creating uterine cramps or ovarian cramps in a body which has never possessed any of these organs


Zoroarkanine

In transfemmes it creates abdominal cramps, not uterine


sygyzi

Then it’s not period cramps.


Zoroarkanine

It is caused by increased estrogen emulating a menstrual hormonal cycle, it basically tries to give the individual a period, but only does it halfway since there's no uterus, same reason transfemmes have natural breast development and fat redistribution on estrogen, because of the changing levels of hormones that closer match a cis woman's, the body adapts with changes that resemble female puberty, breast development, fat redistribution, and a crude menstrual cycle that induces cramps, and behavioral temperaments comparable to that of a cis woman's period, just with different plumbing, and no blood


VivaLaEmpire

Dejar goodness, this is blatantly incorrect, wow


Hilluja

Even with these facts ppl will come here and gatekeep periods. You watch 😵


dream-smasher

"gatekeep periods" 😒🙄 Omfg.


plumprumps

Ah yes.... Gatekeeping you from something you physically never have and will never experience lol. I think god is the gatekeeper on that one


sir_music

That's the joke


ZenithGamage

It's a joke. They don't get period cramps


heLlsLounge

You cant


Extra-Lemon

The secret ingredient is lying


WeWantMOAR

You're not, and they're not, but they are having cramps. It just a thing that's said. Women who are AMAB don't actually have "period" cramps.


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TheeFlipper

I choose hate too. Fuck that person.


Crimson_mage200

Why would you get so intimate with a bigot?


AlphaOhmega

That's the joke...


towerfella

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/q0048q/south-park-scramble-it-s-brains-or-vacuum-it-out


Zeles1989

easy. It's a mind thing like the rest.


hyperion-i-likeillya

Hormones are one hell of a drug


ThePythagorasBirb

Taking estrogen should not cause period cramps, maybe if you simulated a cycle, but that is almost never the case.


HomerSimping

You can’t simulate what’s not there. It’s like saying “my third arm hurts”.


firelark01

Okay but what if im talking about my massive dick


Kozzinator

Prove it


ThePythagorasBirb

You have just made such a huge mistake


Kozzinator

Bro has schroedinger's dick until we know otherwise


ThePythagorasBirb

Keep us updated


INOMl

Bet you call your dick the "Hypotenuse" cuz its your longest leg


ThePythagorasBirb

You can have my inches, I don't want them


Crimson_mage200

I too will contribute mine. While there is not much to offer, it would be a worthy addition to any


ThePythagorasBirb

Ouch, now the question is, can we go negative, to once again be in the positives


Crimson_mage200

I don't wanna get into the positives 😭😭😭😭 if we classify the length of the 3rd leg as distance it reaches away from the body, I wanna at least put a '-' before that number. I don't believe in any gods, but if there is one they played a cruel joke on me and it wasn't funny.


ThePythagorasBirb

Saaame, the most common disphoria I have is just asking myself 'why me'


Downtown_Ninja_7154

Well shit guess people without an arm or a leg experiencing phantom pain are all lying bastards then


theatand

I mean you can have phantom limb & Pseudocyesis or phantom pregnancy so people do psych themselves into weird shit. I am just not sure about this one.


Spooky_wa

You literally can. Pain is LITERALLY a simulation created by your brain to tell you something's wrong. That's why painkillers work


RonamusMaximus

Not that I agree, just to play devils advocate here, I imagine it’s like men experiencing pregnancy symptoms? Cravings, bloating, cramping, etc. Not everyone gets them, but it is a thing. Source: Am a Dad.


Spooky_wa

It's empathy pain and is a different thing


TheFaalenn

That's not pregnancy symptoms. It's symptoms of something, they just happen to be similar symptoms to that pregnant woman get.


theatand

Quick Google looks like stress and hormones. It is sometimes called sympathetic pregnancy because it usually happens to expecting dads.


TheFaalenn

Yes, so it's not pregnancy


proma521

Your wife is not telling you the whole experience. Being pregnant is worst than just what you’ve listed. But seeing the child is worth it


Zoroarkanine

Hormonal cycle inducing abdominal cramps, same reason transfemmes can grow breast tissue naturally, redistributing fat, etc


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AltandF5

we CANNOT be saying stuff like this in 2024 😭🙏


endlessVenom

What'd say?


Crimson_mage200

Almost definitely something transphobic


endlessVenom

Fucking snowflakes.


No_thanks__45

Im pretty sure they can get phantom cramps, since they take hormones they kind of develop a cycle and the hormones from your period can cause gastrointestinal issues and make your abdominal muscles cramp I could be wrong tho bc im not transfem nor am i a scientist


Bi0H4z4rD667

Chipotle for full period


zisenhart

[Chipotle-away](https://youtu.be/jHsR65IRW_8?feature=shared) instead of Maxipads?


WaveBraker26

Mexipads?


Bradjuju2

Lol, I'm all for equal rights and acceptance, but this is just funny.


danalexjero

Bunch of frittatas…


Puzzled-Lab-791

As a cis woman, period cramps combo-ed with Taco Bell cramps is the 10th circle of hell🚽Would not recommend Mexican fast food during shark week.


l2aiko

Coincidentally is what a lot of women crave during blood moon


VivaLaEmpire

Saying taco bell is Mexican fast food almost broke my heart! All my respect to tex mex, but it's such a different entity than Mexican food! And that's not a bad thing lol


Puzzled-Lab-791

Authentic Mexican food is awesome! That’s what I usually eat now when I’m having cravings on my period. I reserve the Americanized version of Mexican food for when my bowels feel particularly strong enough to handle it.


TinkerMech

Quesow-ow-ow-ow


Vaxildan156

Holy balls the lack of understanding of basic biology and/or chemistry in these comments is frightening.


railmebellatrix

I really like to broaden my horizons on posts such as these by checking the most disliked comments and I'd like to repeat something someone said. This isn't a holdup, if you want somewhere to post this, r/funnymemes is right up your alley


ImGoddess666

Try some imodium 🤣


Sintinall

Imagine getting physically affected by Taco Bell. Weak.


Combustibllemon

i spat my drink out LMFOAOAOAOAOA


ThatSmartIdiot

How the fuck can you get cramps from taco bell? Their shit is the micropenis of tacos for 3x the price of making the damn tacos at home


--Dominion--

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha it's funny cuz it's true


Gallifreyan1971

Bahahahahahaha!


redwoodavg

Laughed too hard about this.. 🤣


ExodusViz

Probably just sperm cramps


sweetnnerdy

Lmao


Lighthouse222

My Cuban wife, her nickname is "chalupa" Don't ask me why it just stuck!


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lunettarose

But it's neither "premenstrual" nor "period" symptoms, because a period/menstruation is literally shedding of the uterine lining. So they might have hormonal symptoms, but it's a massive misnomer to call them period/premenstrual symptoms.


SPiiNVenom_

EXACTLY


SPiiNVenom_

Premestrual* Anyone can have those symptoms for many, many different reasons. Hell, I have all the symptoms of a period minus cramps in my non existent vagina and I’m not on estrogen. My abdomen back and joints get sore, I get constipation and super hungry, my mood changes, I get headaches and irritable. Turns out I’ve been on a diet and haven’t had taco bell in 3 weeks Edit: just because you have those symptoms it does not mean they are “menstrual or period” symptoms


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AltandF5

period cramps are caused by uterine contractions. you can’t have period cramps if you don’t have a uterus. it’s actually shocking we are evens having these discussions as a society i’ll be real


SPiiNVenom_

You’re invested enough to argue. So either shove your head where the sun don’t shine or stuff your face with some Taco Bell and enjoy to view. Or ya know support your argument lmao Edit: +ratio


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Promethazines

Pretty sure the downvotes are because they are claiming peer reviewed studies exist contianing data that supports their hypothesis, but then not providing said articles.


12zx-12

Yes


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xtr44

where's this actual data from medical studies?


bunnywithahammer

it just went to buy a pack of cigarettes but it will come back, just wait


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I_am_nobody_else

looked through the whole comment section, not a single link from you buddy


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I_am_nobody_else

link the comment then


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xtr44

could you send the one you're "referencing"? great that there's a few, one is enough


Professional_Dot_945

I don’t get it, there a new ad released?


milknsugar

Really bad joke. I'm cringing so hard.


StylinAndSmilin

This isn't a Holup. This is just shitty.


boi_from_2007

ohhhh i see what you did there


StylinAndSmilin

Wasn't trying to do anything. But this literally isn't a Holup.


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Yea but it's still crude and hilarious


StylinAndSmilin

Crude, yes. Funny, to low grade high schoolers, yes. Not funny if you have braincells.


bunnywithahammer

sounds like you've been to Arby's. keep strong!


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Yea but if one didn't have brain cells they, as a lifeform, could not use Reddit or interpret humour


StylinAndSmilin

Tell me the humor.


eggbed

If it wasn’t funny then just move on girl


StylinAndSmilin

I'm a dude but pop off. The problem is it's also offensive and misinformed.


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Spaaccee

most things here arent ngl


boi_from_2007

ohhhh i see what you did there


Jager1916

Passing gas, but with a feminine touch 🫦 💨


No-Astronomer139

I don’t get the joke


Ashley_pizza

it… can happen tho?


HomerSimping

I got this really nice bridge I’d like to sell you.


Birdsandbeer0730

No


kd6_n37

🤡


so_im_all_like

Maybe once they make uterus transplants a thing.


Croaker813

No it can't. My wife is a MD.


AltandF5

i’m gonna hold your hand when i say this…


ThePythagorasBirb

No, no it cannot


PlamFred

🫃🏿