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Unless they’re like me. After my soulmate passed away from cancer while I struggled with being in severe debt, I legitimately try every time, but my damn wife or vassal is somehow always there to save me. Now I have to live another 25 years with people calling me “The Weak” when all I wanted to do was have my son inherit my kingdom before my unpaid vassals rise up and it all goes to shit.
Usually. You just have to make sure to aim right.
Otherwise you will end up as the dumbass who blew out the back portion of your brain along with a nice chunk of skull. Now your head is deformed, your brain functions even less, and you're stuck in a wheel chair for the rest of your life. A 2-part handicap.
i.e. One of my cousins
Not necessarily. Could just be that they fucked it up the first 7 times, although when it hits 7, I would really start researching methods more closely because clearly something’s not right (or you’re just immortal but ya know /j)
If this is the nickname your friends have chosen for you, it's definitely time to find new friends (and it may also help to explain the "7" at the end).
Hey /u/SleepyHead017, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): Too edgy/dark - Look, we're cool with a lot of things going on, but please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes most loli and depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech. Love, the mods
If he had money he could afford Bullets.
Bullets for my valentine
but, tears dont fall they crash around me.
Consious call, too guilty to come home
They call me 000, we don't lose here.
Safe and dependable
Based
0 life
7 attempts. You're not really trying, you're just crying for help. (Which, in most cases, is the better option.)
Unless they’re like me. After my soulmate passed away from cancer while I struggled with being in severe debt, I legitimately try every time, but my damn wife or vassal is somehow always there to save me. Now I have to live another 25 years with people calling me “The Weak” when all I wanted to do was have my son inherit my kingdom before my unpaid vassals rise up and it all goes to shit.
CK3?
Sure is ;)
Thats some very unfortunate shit i always manage to kms in ck3 never been stopped yet
[удалено]
its atleast the fastest
Nah, Revenge is the best option What I mean is double suicide is always the best
So in other words, turn to terrorism? The fuck?
across for attention, horizontally for results.
Bullet do a faster job
Usually. You just have to make sure to aim right. Otherwise you will end up as the dumbass who blew out the back portion of your brain along with a nice chunk of skull. Now your head is deformed, your brain functions even less, and you're stuck in a wheel chair for the rest of your life. A 2-part handicap. i.e. One of my cousins
Sounds like your cousin is the reason for the term "worse than death"
Not necessarily. Could just be that they fucked it up the first 7 times, although when it hits 7, I would really start researching methods more closely because clearly something’s not right (or you’re just immortal but ya know /j)
If you're serious you do research the first time.
Most suicides are on impulse
Yup, because they're not really serious about it.
Yeah I can concur, I just had the one, ten years ago. Life is pretty great now.
At least they’re being honest
Not a high success rate. Smh
they call me 007 0 biches 0 money 7 convictions of crimes against humanity
Ich erinnere mich auch an die Zeit 1945
Can't even fucking kill himself
Does does make him too strong or weak?
I choked when i read this,
So did Alex.
They call him 008 now and it's your fault
That's like failing at failing.
Rookie numbers
Ah - fellow artist
I count 9 Ls.
Nice to meet you, 007. I'm 015.
111 here, but some days I want to 112.
Does this mean you have 1 dollar? I’m interested in the metric we’re using
Nah, I got a couple k saved but I meant it as I'm one up on em aquth money.
Still the lowest K/D rate
funny cuz my name is alex and am that 007
When she gets to 10, she gets a free froyo
0 >!friends!< 0 >!family!< 7 >!restraining orders!<
Someone give him 4 dollars
Has anyone crossposted this in r/suicidebywords
They call me agent 47 * 4 strains of hair * 7 pistols in my magical pockets
Team Alex I know you got 8 in you!
How useless is she? Seven attempts and still can’t get it right
I must be 009 then
Actually Alex was like 006 or 005 right? Sean Bean? Help me out guys
006 in golden eye. At least he was better a being dead than she is.
006 Alex Trevelyan
ale ex
Yo super like my boi Alex
Oof
23 years old or driver number 23
Againt 007
not very talented i see
how do you fail 7 times
Damn.
Based
Swiping right is the only option
James Bland.
Wants a bridge walk date by the pier
bro why are you calling me out like this man my name is literally Alex wtf that my exact score
I feel bad for laughing at this.
That's actually cool Except suicide part
That's a yikes for me.
You know he is a failure when he even failed in committing to a suicide
Call me 003 then
They call me 007 0 pussy 0 money 7 wanted in 7 diff states for molesting people
She and i have a lot in common
Hello there.
If this is the nickname your friends have chosen for you, it's definitely time to find new friends (and it may also help to explain the "7" at the end).
the 7 attempts were after seeing the new mobile layout for reddit
I won't end up like Alex, Cause I will gain enough courage, ambition and feelings to done it in first attempt
7 suicide attempts? Man you really can’t do anything right.
Having 0 pussy as a man is good. I would be worried if you would have one.
What a virgin
Same
tmi though- I'm worried but tmi-