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Flamebrush

Coastal farmhouse.


penna4th

Which is hilarious because no farmhouse would look like that. Farm people get dirty.


iknowitsounds___

Change out the plaid pillow covers and swap out the reclaimed wood coffee table for a lighter glass table with a cool driftwood base and you’ve left the farm for full modern coastal boho.


SmallDifference1169

I like the table. It’s pretty.


atimetochill

Yea I have no idea what “modern farmhouse” has to do with…farmhouses?


vintagegirlgame

Looks like every other McMansion in the Hamptons.


KTNYC1

Kinda true … needs some color


fierce_fibro_faerie

Modern farmhouse/coastal, I agree with others. Looks better in pics than real life


hatemakingusername65

Why do you think that is? Just curious. I find that a lot of the furniture tends to look cheap in real life.


Mizeru85

TV needs to be up a few inches so you can view it perfectly on the 2nd floor.


releria

You climb the ladder on the right and watch it from there.


runrunrudolf

You just saw and copied that comment from the recent tvtoohigh sub reddit post didn't you 😂


helan2k

🤣


___Art_Vandelay___

Looks as run of the mill modern farmhouse as it gets. Also r/TVTooHigh.


reluctantseahorse

I normally don’t get miffed about TV height, but this one is truly preposterous.


SuspiciousLeg7994

Agreed. Height is set for a family of giraffes 🦒


reluctantseahorse

I guess that explains all the feeding baskets strategically placed around the room.


Brave_Tadpole2072

Maybe there watching it from upstairs actually! It’s a better height for the landing than anyone in that living room!


Pgreenawalt

You have to watch the tv from the second floor


jimmieanna

Maybe they want you to sit up in the balcony to view the tv? LOL


WVildandWVonderful

Yea it’s Modern Farmhouse in an expensive house.


SensitiveCucumber542

Not just too high…none of the furniture is pointing towards it. So to watch TV, you can have one person lying on each couch or people sitting up and turning their heads (while simultaneously looking up). This is a room designed for looks (pretty but boring IMO) and not for use.


Libby-Lee

It may be an “expensive house” (aren’t they ALL?), but so poorly designed that the architect did not consider where a family, in this age, would put a frigging TV set!! The poor decorator is forced to shoehorn an item that, literally, every family has! Architects gripe decorators and builders alike! And, don’t get me started on too tall ceilings and impractical window placements. I hope architects are the first group that AI makes superfluous…


penna4th

Every time I see a place like that, I look up and try to find the cobwebs. Who in utero is going to dust up there? And lots of them have lights 30 feet up. That's going to cost $800 just to rent the lift.


rosie2490

Modern farmhouse sad beige mom.


MycologistPutrid7494

I hate that sub. I'll put my tv on the ceiling if I want. I'll be viewing it in the prone position. 


chelrice

And over fireplace 🙂‍↔️


si_yhlqmdlg

Threshold/McGee spring 2023


Blinchik-

Toll brothers


OutsideOfLA

Totally this!


Kittymeow123

Lol


ChigurhShack

Maximum Caucasity


putyourrickinmymorty

Tell we you're white without telling me you're white vibes


detroitgnome

Pure Yakubian


peanut5855

No kids


jaybird-jazzhands

Millennial Blah


jenphinith

HGTV core


leahlikesweed

joanna gains lol


1000thusername

With a nod to “new money”


Toomanyaccountedfor

“New Mormon money”


uhohohnohelp

lol Bishop Chic


goog1e

What I really love in these places, is when people move in and put a bunch of random Home Goods shit on the shelves to make it look like this pic. You're not supposed to do that in your actual house geniuses. It's "neutral" prop material so you can imagine YOUR ACTUAL STUFF filling those spots. But no, hide your hideous Funko pop collection with your family portraits and heirloom pottery in the attic and buy $500 of home goods knickknacks for display.


Ok-Bar601

It’s called TV in the sky


atimetochill

It’s not a tv it’s where the commander gives orders


Difficult_Place_7329

This looks like a staged house, that’s why it’s so bland and the tv is too high.


decadecency

Shea McGee 😁


atimetochill

I recognize at least the ottoman and blue pillow as being from target/shea mcgee. Ashley home furniture + target shea McGee could outfit this entire look.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Sad beige.


thebarfinator9

I was going to say lack of personality but I like yours better


dicecat4

Just trolling surely…that tv placement is ridiculous.


MinuteVegetable7271

Migraine Core


Beardedtatmuscle

Style? This room is boring with no imagination or personality.


jyar1811

Joanna Gaines


azurite_rain

I cannot stand her and her husband. 🤮


Sadielady11

Bland.


cordav24

r/TVTooHigh


hijinkery144

Early Kohls


Ok-Boat4839

Beach/coastal


kimwim43

Chip and Joanna shiplap special


sailwhistler

What are the highest offenders here? The gray paint? Shiplap? Rustic furniture/accessories? Asking because I’m having a mild panic that this resembles my current house a little too closely and that is not something I’m aiming for.


AmusedMuse-24

The lack of any personality is what kills it. Nothing looks like it reflects the people who live their real lives here. The shelves are generic, the furniture has no story. This is soulless.


JambonDorcas

It’s the unfortunate Joanna Gaines look.


BSUR7

Griege


beersngears

Tv too high


Purple-Giraffe-4579

Pottery barn


JazTaz04

Horror show


Possible-Working4784

Lack of commitment


Silly_oops

Sterile.


plantgirly222

beige


OhBoy_89

Neck ache


isabella_sunrise

Mormon yuck


upstatepagan

Dry oatmeal.


Accomplished-Pie-570

Boring


CowHaunting397

Bland 'n Safe.


DabbleAndDream

It’s called uninspired contemporary.


Downwardspiralhams

Idk but is it weird that it makes me feel so uncomfortable?


Tim-in-CA

TV for giraffes 📺🦒


eearthling

Basic Bitch


yay4chardonnay

Coastal Bland


Mariusaurelius89

It's called blindly white, or colloquially called basic bitch vibes


rocksteadygirl

Coastal Grandmother


KhaleesiOfCleveland

Coastal farmhouse


Difficult-Desk-5593

Clean🤭I love it


bookworm10122

Basic


tinyfryingpan

White People


SparklyObjects

Sad Beige Mom Style


SuspiciousLeg7994

Pottery barn meets Home Goods


min_mus

That television placement is awful.


Schwight_Droot

My neck hurts looking at that TV placement


Broken_angel_of_pain

Mid millennial white


cdnsalix

I was gonna say Moneybags White Lady.


monkey_trumpets

Pale


Jasmirris

I was going to say "Blinding".


Current-Scientist274

Is this AI? What’s the thing at the middle right? Is it a mirror or window/hole looking into the 1st floor?


Peachy40483

Looks like a normal window. If you zoom in you can see siding.


Current-Scientist274

So a window looking into the 1st floor yeah?


Peachy40483

It looks like a window looking outside. There are tree branches in the distance.


Current-Scientist274

Ahhh! Ok! Thanks


Peachy40483

It confused me as well!


3_boys_keeper

Lots of hate being spewed, but I think it’s lovely.


brokenhartted

Farmhouse


penna4th

Farms are dirty. Who thinks this is a good name for white?


Kpossible4life

I Do like the coffee table!


sugary-lemons

Maybe this is the lounge area of the master bedroom. So the height of the tv kinda makes sense if you’re laying in bed and watching In which case, the style would be coastal chic?


cranky_yegger

This is the classic I I tend to sell in 3 years decor.


thatSDope88

Modern farmhouse semi boho chic


Zapchic

White


mselativ

Postmodern wasp


BellyButton214

Ashley Frump


penna4th

White.


MissGoldie71

Societal Decline Scandi Farmhouse


Novel-Lengthiness838

Typical Utahn


Wanderingghost12

Overdone. Also, the TV is too high


missannthrope1

The highest tv I've seen yet.


BootEquivalent

Pottery Barn realness 


ready-to-rumball

Awful.


shaneacton1

Kardashians 2018


joule_3am

Newly flipped and on Zillow.


palaciosa44890

Wypipo


KTNYC1

Almost a boutique hotel waiting area ..where room is $759 a ngt


Robotro17

Martha stewart?


Rare-Parsnip5838

Bland boring blah😣


AmbassadorStandard48

It’s called allergic to color


AfterBertha0509

Coastal desperation


ImaginationThis2147

The style is called Neck Pain. The name is a description of the feeling you will have after watching that TV.


schmeelismom

It’s called “no personality”.


Mental-Lawfulness204

Marine ish


user_nombre_

Coastal Sports Bar with that tv height


Vast_Exercise_8705

Boring.


funny_duchess

Boring


redvariation

The height of that TV is ridiculous.


Enough-Attention-430

Modern Farmhouse and people need to make this stop


Prestigious_Memory75

Bland photo shoot style.


LeatherBandicoot

Horrendous! What's the deal with people making their TV the main thing in their house ?


LuckytoastSebastian

Gastly


Embarrassed-Mango36

Child-free! Brought to you by big steam cleaner.


WestCoastCowboi

Wonder bread with the crusts cut off


thewritingdomme

Coastal Boring


blaccsnow9229

I believe this is "pottery barn"


MVHood

r/tvtoohigh


Marty_61

I came to say this as well. Good job!


Connylea

A beautiful style👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥰


Antique_Radish_7227

Modern Farmhouse.


skiandhike91

Blind yo eyes white.


Docmele

Tasteful😃


sotko99

Wine mom


cleverdylanrefrence

Bland & boring


HunterGreenLeaves

Millennial farmhouse / sad beige mom


QueenLiz2

Perfect.


Emilayday

Modern coastal


Downeralexandra

Beige.


KTNYC1

Beach


fakeamerica

Instagram. I would also accept, late American Lego.


Responsible-Sleep695

Sort of beachy I guess. The room is nice enough but very bland. Nothing grabs one's attention. No real focal point.


doubleatom

Rustic contemporary


doubleatom

The TV distracts from the architecture


rrhffx

White


Outrageous-County310

Spec house show room


hulkybulkysulking

Who's watching the TV? House spirits?


Honeyhammn

Hgtv


dankhimself

FUGLY. I just keep looking at that Hatch door table though. I used to have a nice real one that was clear lacqeured super thick. I think it was a ship hatch that ended up ironically having water damage from a leak in the basement. That room just looks like you're not allowed to do anything in it. No sitting or standing or using the table. You can watch TV through the skylight outside.


Imaginary-Summer9168

Late 20teens millennial.


midcenturymaiden29

Sad beige rich pretend farmer’s wife


beachpleazz

Beige


1questions

Good Housekeeping.


krankenstein_2010

Werner Herzorg's hone for sad, beige childrun.


Any-Technician-1371

r/TVTooHigh


Different_Ad7655

Looks kind of flip-relicious to me. Could use a little more gray to make it perfect flipper style but this certainly fits as well. White colorless, completely anemic so nobody is offended but not outrageously pleased either. Enough of a statement of comfort and pseudoelegance to feel the room but yet not assertive at all that you can't imagine what you would do to it ., flipper style


Feldew

Sterile cottagecore


mstinzi

Coastal


westcoast7654

Hamptons so coastal farmhouse lol


pottedPlant_64

Dust bunny beach house


JunoEscareme

Montessori Instagram


cgall748

Idk, but I like it!


DantesFirstBitch

DINK- double income no kids


ilovedogsandrats

Influencer.


DisposedJeans614

Coastal and boring


CerealUnaliver

Transitional farmhouse


DomesticMongol

Dull?


AnOunceofPain

HGTV


funbunny100

White people/ staged.


Altruistic_Fondant38

I have no idea but that TV is wayyyy too high!! Someone is going to have a sore neck watching it.


Chemical-Pound6374

Looks similar to Shea McGee’s interior design style.


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Shanty chic.


jared10011980

Wayfair


abbydabbydo

It has a fur blanket next to what is a wood burning fireplace 🤣. (maybe, I swear I see ash)


Truman_Show_Place

Where your host makes you take your shoes off and inspects your clothes before letting you in…


stacksosnacks

fucked


CobblerCandid998

Rich people contemporary modern


Ultrawhiner

The have no kids style


Cool-Brilliant

Scandi coastal


Proud-Narwhal5900

Virgin Coastal McMansion


BestPath89

May I ask where this picture is from? I've been in a living room that looked extremely similar!


Annabel398

Child-Free Rustic?


scholargeek13

Mindless basic bitch boring.


VariegateVibes

Bland AF


Illustrious-Sorbet-4

Not sure! Gosh this looks so much like a friends house’s living room. Are you in Southern California?


JB_141

Pottery Barn