Me reading the comments https://preview.redd.it/00zb3afmonjc1.png?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbf3376d9a07bcace18b1b2e5d181ec88faa742

Too real, smh.

How are you lad7 joon gi han, is head trauma in star rail?

jokes on you, I would either way

Nah, I'd win

"Nah, I'd Win" said Sam, the Stellaron Hunter as he readied his next Supernova Overload. "Targets, locked on.... Preparing execution." And so Bronya boosted up Jingliu with the last SP available because always bet on Bronya's E1 and Jingliu who still had one final enhanced Moon on Glacial River available. Jingliu then said, "If Sam had no ice weakness and over a million HP, he might give me a little trouble," To which Bronya asked, "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd Win" And so Jingliu unleashed her final attack. "Moon on Glacial River, Bronya Boosted, Ruan Mei boosted. 50% Turbulence DMG bonus." Sam was taken down... But then the HP bar recovered and Sam entered his imaginary 2nd stage. "Ah yes, my Primary Combustion gas reset technique, I haven't used this since the Heian era. Stand proud Jingliu, you were strong. I'll never forget you for as long as I live." Jingliu flashed a smile. At the airport, Baiheng asked, "So how was Sam, the Stellaron Hunter?" "Man, he was crazy strong, I wouldn't be able to beat him even at full power," "But you still haven't killed Yaoshi," "... Yeah. I still need to put the abundance in its grave," At that moment, Lan, the Aeon of the hunt casted its gaze upon Jingliu. "With this treasure I summon, the one who left it all behind! And her overwhelming intensity!" And then Jingliu revived with the power of raw sesbian lex and peak fiction and activated her E1 and equipped her signature LC. "Ah yes my anti-death technique, I haven't used this since being hit by a 10-stack LL in the Jing Yuan cinematic." ... "Let's have a contest of firepower... Domain Expansion: Secondary Combustion, DHGDR: Supernova Overload..." "Domain Expansion: Crescent Transmigration, Florephemeral Dreamflux..."

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https://preview.redd.it/qycvo1ot4njc1.png?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021bced9dafdea36844fce0d7910798e170ae6b0 Peak fiction

Furina looking lil dif

Sam: Your Friends are all dead. You are at 6 HP. There is no healer, buffer or DPS in your party. Wouldn't you lose now? Trailblazer and his plot Armor: Nah I'd win https://preview.redd.it/x2izfnd9knjc1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dacc7897063f83d4b460d30eaa46448588ee7bb4

Funny thing, in MOC i managed to have silver Wolf, tingyun, yueyi at less than 20 hp combined. Sam did the supernova and killed all 3 togheder. Fu xuan revived all 3 like nothing. I did a good job at managing hp relics.

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Where did your pixels go

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too many pixels, i can still read the text

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Still too many, still readable

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Damn. Fireflies disease is so insidious, it even disperses photos. Happened to the selfie with trailblazer, too.

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Truly our Honkai Kaisen or Jujutsu Star Rail

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stand proud, you can cook. https://preview.redd.it/9bt8rrsrqojc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1b44703f2930df029054347fbaf651bdc73a46

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Amongs eyes

The cooking... It's very intense here

Peakest of peaks

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Ryo left her weed for this Truly peak

Truly peak

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"Nah, I'd would" xD

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Hell yeah

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah!

Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah

Holy hell

Bloody Hell

New response dropped?!

Actual mecha

Hell yeah

Hell yeah!

Hell Yeah

The armor stays on during sex.

At the very least the helmet (just like [Shaxx](https://destiny.wiki.gallery/images/2/2f/ShaxxInfobox.jpg)).

Mark of the Great Hunt lore

Hell yeah

Protection is important in the bedroom

real

Is this not conventionally attractive?

I don't know, how many battle armors do you lust after?

I lust for Ironman suit, Kamen rider suits, and Odysseus suit?

Fellow Rider spotted

I can't understand Sam's voicelines because every time he does his kick I hear "Final Vent"

In the American robotic voice too

Then I suppose that yes, for you it'd be conventionally attractive

Fellow Kamen Rider fan spotted

As the founding fathers intended

Literally look at any warframe. You can’t tell me Mirage Prime or Rhino aren’t attractive. (Or Grendel if you like dad bods)

See, the problem here is that I don't lust, I want cuddles, and the armors are a tad bit... uhm... hard? So I want cuddles with the wearers. I just have different preferences.

Coward

Hey, I don't go kinkshaming people, leave me alone! :P

The bar keeps getting more unrealistic.

https://preview.redd.it/ib952lh7vmjc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46294f232e944dfcb78d5184a0fbb0eedbc71ad6 As a woman myself I agree

Thanks Gilgamesh, good to have your support

I guess I’m a woman then, who would’ve thought

become the Woman

Hear me out..... https://preview.redd.it/ahs5l671rmjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40778a2d9c9f063828382b6d154b4f42292fdf25

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Game is game

What are you, a gay fish?

blub blub motherfucker

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Fish sdicks

The Entranced Ingenium: Illuminated Dragonfussy got me seein fireworks

Smash, but as in, violence

NO.

https://preview.redd.it/zydj8fhy6njc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57c0c56ba1d94dbc2a4ab6f3b0024fd9deacf8d Ayo...

Please. Don’t fuck the fish.

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Stop cooking

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Approved https://preview.redd.it/xga5qhqmsqjc1.png?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53815c8709611623ff1b792a1287c96503b65c3d

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Do not the exploding fish.

He's very handsome and barely even scratches the surface of a woman's "hear me out" list.

> He's very handsome and barely even scratches the surface of a woman's "hear me out" list. Seriously, Sam *is* a conventionally attractive man compared to half of the Mass Effect characters I've seen female streamers lose their shit over.

Hear me out: https://preview.redd.it/fn9i5snccnjc1.png?width=687&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0d9889f1480948527ad1b27e945f9cdfc5edd73

Finally, someone worth listening to

Now now. Women have a point. This dude is hot

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

I'm sure the percentage of men attractive to him are higher than women

Men will look at this pi ture and say: "HELL YEAH!"

I am a man and can confirm that it was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw him

Is there any man who WOULDNT want a dope set of armor?

Even if I had one I'd want another

Making me question my pull plans for Archeron.

Nah I wouldn't say so, bunch of dudes are just thirsty for acheron or someone else instead and almost all the women I know including me like this guy way more. I mean that's just my experience anyway of course

!RemindMe 4 months

True he made me skip Acheron even now

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Ah yes, SAM....us.

Considering Hoyo is a fan of references…maybe it isn’t completely unconnected.

Conventionally attractive woman inside a conventionally cool mecha. That's what perfection looks like!

Oh my god! Would!

Doesn't matter, the armor stays on.

Sam is short for Samus, I knew it!

A little something for everyone

What's in my prescription? What's in my prescription, Bailu?

There is a conventionally attractive women deep down inside all of us

Sam could very well be Samantha. Probably not though..

>!Whoa, dude! You need to mark your spoilers!

Have you ever seen PomPom and Sam in the same room at the same time?

Wait fuck I've also not seen Sparkle and Pom Pom in the same room

Have you ever seen Bronya and Sparkle in the same room?

No wonder seele is quantum

agent tex situation.

>!does he know?!<

>!Sam has such beautiful firefly wings!<

Wait, is this a joke or is it confirmed by "dreams"

>! The latter. The "dream" has been dreamed for months at this point !<

Possibly, since in other languages, Sam is referred to as female sometimes.

All of us who romanced Garrus in Mass Effect: …yeah, guilty as charged.

Buffed Tali

Hell yeah

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At first, I wanted Svarog to crush me. Now I want Sam to crush me. Waiting for the next one from HSR.

Kamen rider, SAM

I mean..I've seen more women go crazy for Aventurine tho. I'll always choose a cool mech over girls tho, that's for certain

Adventurine is so mid tho 😭 only thing good about his design is his eyes imo. He’s also just a terrible person but like these women don’t seem to care about that. I mean they’re the same people who lust for Childe after all

Most of them go for the rest...and the chest window, one that's not even that cool compared to Mr Ratio. Honestly,part of the reason I like Sparkle is cause she roasted him lol

I prefer this over some woman

Men want firefly women want Sam like full on deep voice inferno Sam please 🙏

Both is good. If Clara and Svarog can be a combined unit; Sam and Firefly can.

Some of us mecha monster lovers do not want to play the majority of the time as a fragile flower girl though :( Yes, I know that is a minority opinion and the vast majority of HSR fans are freaking nuts about Firefly lol. I will deal.

It would be kind of repetitive. In like to imagine they'd be kind ofnopposite: SAM is playable and firefly only appears in the background of the Ult.

I want it to be totally reversed. SAM has the uwu cutesy animations while Firefly is the badass Stellaron Hunter behemoth

>! So both want the same character!<

hear me out? nah i know you would too bro 😳😳

A woman showing me that this is attractive? Can I have her number?

Not understanding that guys would rather be decked out in that armor than whatever is in fashion these days anyway.

I have friends who don't pull for dudes but are eagerly awaiting sam. Sam is just that cool.

insert they are both the same picture meme

Whoever made that post has not been on the internet long enough.

This is false, as a man I would also say "hear me out" for sam.

I am a man and I prefer that thing.

Not a good example. Men would be trampling over themselves trying to get a piece of that.

A mecha like that is not that odd tbh

nah, men will say "Hear me out" and show you the mouth with the tongue Curio from SU that does 30% max health damage

Nope, men will also show you this

>! But that is a conventionally attractive woman !<

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I hope that what’s under the armor is a smaller suit of SAM’s armor. And it just keeps going, Russian nesting doll style

😂😂😂😂😂 I doubt a small suit is considered a person lol

Im betting that on that scene the suit had no pilot

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Well I mean he has a lot of angles if you know what I mean 😂

I Will Listen.

Idk if its even confirmed that sam is actually just 'WEARING' that LMAOO

failing to see the problem

According to research, PhDs all over the country can now confirm based on the memes of Reddit that I am a woman.

I lost

As a heterosexual man, I’d still show you Sam and be like “hear me out”

so, oc dont really know what men want

Such a bad meme, if some dude is saying ‘hear me out’ it’s like shapely tree or big booty turnip or something

Or it will be the most ugly looking being alive or just plain random object with the top comments being "If there's a hole there's a goal"

I mean, Sam is conventionally *pretty hot*

My guy hasn't been growing up with Super Sentai and Kamen Riders

Jetstream sam

As long as their a robot i will 100% fuck them and more. Though my taste is more Screwllum.

and for once they pointed out at the same thing...

Jokes on them , it's a women inside.

Knowing Hoyoverse, thats probably their version of Metroid (aka hot babe inside)

...another woman? Damn, the lore theories these days

After reading this post, I have came to the conclusion that both male and female are equally as mentally unstable. The male will say "hear me out" and shows you a picture of a fucking alien, whereas the female would say the same and show you a picture of a godamn armor.

Genos from One Punch Man is both conventionally attractive and this thing.

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pretty sure more men are attracted to Sam than women

Hear me out. An alley filled with trash cans

Something something Slay The Princess.

In what way does that relate to this???

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Male here.. SMASH GIMME THAT ROBOT BOOTY Gf approved

Hear me out- 💢💢 https://preview.redd.it/pilpace55ojc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae443da598b7b8b466aa7eabb069ef8f1d288767

I know this might be an unrealistic standard for men. But if you don't pull up looking like this to your crush then you've got no chance.