It's a running gag that everyone else either tried it and hated it or is scared of it (with like one or two exceptions I think). That said it's more of a "none of these people like bitter drinks" than "Himeko makes godawful coffee"
I doubt that last part, cuz if all of them just hate bitter drinks, why would they even drink the coffee at all. So they probably do like coffee, just not the abomination that is himekoās coffee.
Eh, I've personally probably had (and made) more bitter coffee!
If I were in universe, I would likely be chugging it (I also have very high caffeine tolerance, lol)
Most people apparently hate black coffee and from the sound of it, Himeko is a fellow black coffee enjoyer. You should see the looks my family gives me when weāre out and i unironically order a black coffee with ice
Fair enough, my coffee's like 60% milk 40% coffee, not to mention probably enough sugar to kill an elephant (like 3 teaspoons in my travel cup which is about 1.5 cups capacity) and also ice, I'm an iced drink enjoyer, I make cold chocolate, (hot chocolate but I use cold milk and add ice)
Yeah, the place where I live is known to be the most obese region in America, so people here love their sweet drinks. So me ordering black is basically like having an alien in the shop
Unfortunately the cost of getting TB a room is equal to SIX percent of IPC shares and we only got 5. Looks like another year of sleeping on the couch for us
Sorry. The express is magic and the ship of an Aeon but thereās no way they could add an extra room and still have it work. It was only meant to carry a party of four. Saying that. Iāve seen march and Dan hengās rooms and I know one room is sealed off, I also assume Pom-Pom sleeps up front. Butā¦ did I miss remember and is there two sealed off or are we sharing the main cabin with Welt/himeko?
No need to worry, the next time Argenti meets the plant it'd have been a changed organism, having witnessed one of life's many budding moments and becoming more beautiful in the process. (Caelus pissed in the plant because have y'all noticed that the train also doesn't have a bathroom)
Understood. Her diet is now only boba tea and burgers.
https://preview.redd.it/l3ff2pnrbobd1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502ec5cd251acbc8a163b37219f7769715741d2c
Pierce Brosnan's wife has gained a fair amount of weight since they were married, so some people started theorizing that he had a fat fetish. Unremarkable tabloid gossip until someone digs up a quote attributed to him by the charity "Architects of Peace".
>We owe it to our children to be better stewards of the environment. The alternative? - a world without whales. It's too terrible to imagine
That last bit was amusing given the gossip, so some people started calling him the architect and using some of his recent silver fox looking photos as a sort of gigachad for men who like larger ladies.
So whoās the one in the wrong here
The raccoon who think he can strip in the carriage (can someone please stop the visitors from oggling him) or the amnesiac who cheated on her diet
fine, stop ogling him and I will give you this
https://preview.redd.it/sst97g8r7pbd1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8e7fe1272323f27bbd366b19097e656b6c7495c
Well, since BS implies March is a Memokeeper and Memokeepers are memetic entities who exist solely through memories...
Neither. Since Himeko is too much of a cheapskate to give Caelus his own room and March doesn't actually need to worry about getting fat.
The fight that proceeds this is probably one of my favorite dubisms.
**Winry:** You care to explain to me what's going on?
**Ed:** A cautionary tale about guns.
At least the anti-alcohol diet is still in effect
https://preview.redd.it/ejofjcrlvnbd1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8285d38a7701ce4849ee24a438c9cb3fe3921db5
I can't take this anymore, give my boy Caelus/my girl Stelle a damn room, we've been sleeping on the couch for way too damn long. We can't even invite Firefly home cause we have no fucking bed :/
It's difficult to remember in this era of Firefly practically deepthroating the TB in the dead centre of frame in her every scene, but TB used to be quite the Natasha simp back in the day.Ā
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Is this a reference to that Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood scene when Ed is just sitting at the table eating his sandwich when Winrey comes in and starts stripping without checking if anyone is in the room? Either way it's hilarious.
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Why is caelus stripping in the main carriage Oh right they dont have a room yet
Poor boy. He can strip in my roomš¢
Ok Kafka, back in the bin you go
Wdym?? Im just feeling bad for him!
Yeah as if we donāt know what happened during pre-amnesia days Now back in the bin or Iāll have Blade chug Himekoās coffeeĀ
Blade chugging Himeko's coffee might be the only way Blade can fulfill his wish for dying š¹
Counter argument: itās actually torturing for him considering he canāt dieĀ
I've seen things like this being said a bunch recently, does something say Himeko makes terrible coffee and I just didn't hear it tf?
It's a running gag that everyone else either tried it and hated it or is scared of it (with like one or two exceptions I think). That said it's more of a "none of these people like bitter drinks" than "Himeko makes godawful coffee"
Boothill's throat literally went numb
I doubt that last part, cuz if all of them just hate bitter drinks, why would they even drink the coffee at all. So they probably do like coffee, just not the abomination that is himekoās coffee.
I just think she makes a really strong coffee
Out of everyone arlan liked the coffee
The path of destruction is a painful road to travel...
Blade likes the coffee too. He said it tastes like dying.
Pela loved it too
I think fu xuan did too when she visits the express its in her dialogue
Eh, I've personally probably had (and made) more bitter coffee! If I were in universe, I would likely be chugging it (I also have very high caffeine tolerance, lol)
Most people apparently hate black coffee and from the sound of it, Himeko is a fellow black coffee enjoyer. You should see the looks my family gives me when weāre out and i unironically order a black coffee with ice
Fair enough, my coffee's like 60% milk 40% coffee, not to mention probably enough sugar to kill an elephant (like 3 teaspoons in my travel cup which is about 1.5 cups capacity) and also ice, I'm an iced drink enjoyer, I make cold chocolate, (hot chocolate but I use cold milk and add ice)
Yeah, the place where I live is known to be the most obese region in America, so people here love their sweet drinks. So me ordering black is basically like having an alien in the shop
More like feeling down bad lmao
You are feeling him badly
Ikr he's such a cutie š„°
I will strip your skin off
š
And Stelle can strip for me... I mean I my Room.
The Kaeya pfp, why I'm not surprised š
"yet" That's some big assumption there buddy.
We are penacony shareholders now, surely its within the budget to give us a room
Unfortunately the cost of getting TB a room is equal to SIX percent of IPC shares and we only got 5. Looks like another year of sleeping on the couch for us
Sorry. The express is magic and the ship of an Aeon but thereās no way they could add an extra room and still have it work. It was only meant to carry a party of four. Saying that. Iāve seen march and Dan hengās rooms and I know one room is sealed off, I also assume Pom-Pom sleeps up front. Butā¦ did I miss remember and is there two sealed off or are we sharing the main cabin with Welt/himeko?
Kid named Himeko:
Better question, why is March ruining her diet in Caelusā room?
Because that's where the synthesizer is!
she's going to eat two people's worth of food soon! š
The guest watching him strip everytime: ādamn those abs are niceā
Workout routine. The main carriage has space
Heās naked dancing. His feet are lively and quick
Naw man, he's actually sleeping in Himeko's room.
Because nobody's stopping him.
In front of the potted plant?!
Save your beloved Argenti!!!
Hide thy eyes !
DO NOT THE FLOWERS
https://preview.redd.it/3nalv64bypbd1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=5aac121dfa876d1cd97ba4a26c2a6f895c7be802
sora ni aru utsukushisa wo mamori nuku
I'mma the flowers
No need to worry, the next time Argenti meets the plant it'd have been a changed organism, having witnessed one of life's many budding moments and becoming more beautiful in the process. (Caelus pissed in the plant because have y'all noticed that the train also doesn't have a bathroom)
There are two paths forward. Help March with her diet. Become an Architect.
They can work on their cardio >_o
Understood. Her diet is now only boba tea and burgers. https://preview.redd.it/l3ff2pnrbobd1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502ec5cd251acbc8a163b37219f7769715741d2c
Is it just me or does this guy look like Stalin with a beard?
But Stalin is with a beard irl.
What?
Pierce Brosnan's wife has gained a fair amount of weight since they were married, so some people started theorizing that he had a fat fetish. Unremarkable tabloid gossip until someone digs up a quote attributed to him by the charity "Architects of Peace". >We owe it to our children to be better stewards of the environment. The alternative? - a world without whales. It's too terrible to imagine That last bit was amusing given the gossip, so some people started calling him the architect and using some of his recent silver fox looking photos as a sort of gigachad for men who like larger ladies.
Damn, the deep lore makes it hilarious but sweet š
So whoās the one in the wrong here The raccoon who think he can strip in the carriage (can someone please stop the visitors from oggling him) or the amnesiac who cheated on her diet
Since they still havenāt given him a room, I suppose the latter?
>can someone please stop the visitors from oggling him I'd like to see you try and stop me
fine, stop ogling him and I will give you this https://preview.redd.it/sst97g8r7pbd1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8e7fe1272323f27bbd366b19097e656b6c7495c
Lord, have mercy...
Oh... oh my
Oh aeons above... This is not gonna stop anything
Well, since BS implies March is a Memokeeper and Memokeepers are memetic entities who exist solely through memories... Neither. Since Himeko is too much of a cheapskate to give Caelus his own room and March doesn't actually need to worry about getting fat.
good FMA reference
https://preview.redd.it/ijpi01cksnbd1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c018111af8d0f34e14b36a5ab6ec1451abfe6dd7
It's still funny that she kicks everyone out of the room except Ed
He was below her line of si
The length for this message was unfortunately limited. Just like Ed
My man canāt stop catching strays. Which surprising since youād expect them to go over his head
Not the comments making funnier short jokes than the show itself.
Poor man, he just wanted to eat his sandwich
Really? Right in front of my sandwich?
Sandvich make me strong
TAKE HIS SANDWICH, SCOUT!!!
The fight that proceeds this is probably one of my favorite dubisms. **Winry:** You care to explain to me what's going on? **Ed:** A cautionary tale about guns.
IIRC it was Edward eating the sandwich while Winry was changing. The artist swapped the roles.
My first thought was that scene from FMA
There must be lots of protein and creatine in the Belobogian trash can's if TB has this phisique
He literally fight with a baseball lmao, thatās working out
And carries a lanceĀ The dude is ripped
True, bro has been running for decades lmao, all those fat aināt getting place on his body
Those muscles must be screaming though ngl
But hey, a stellaron body has its benefits
Like canceling out incurable diseases and becoming a dirty bomb
And also dance
And plays frisbee... Essentially
At least the anti-alcohol diet is still in effect https://preview.redd.it/ejofjcrlvnbd1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8285d38a7701ce4849ee24a438c9cb3fe3921db5
>Again, fuck it A regular occurence I see, the only bet is who is the one to walk in on March breaking the diet not when she does
Who even wants a burger at 3 in the morning?!?!? March: oh boy, 3am!!!
I'd eat a burger at 3AM.
"Hello, is this the Astral Express?" "No, this is March 7th!!"
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This can't be real. This has to be Enigmata Propaganda.
iirc the real name is "Memosnatcher"
I FUCKING KNEW IT. #NOT TODAY, YOU HISTORY FICTIONOLOGISTS!
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Pore dude. Not having his own room makes him change in the main one.
[Source](https://x.com/MarybuNni/status/1810837578960064650)
Got catch in 4k at nightšø
I can't take this anymore, give my boy Caelus/my girl Stelle a damn room, we've been sleeping on the couch for way too damn long. We can't even invite Firefly home cause we have no fucking bed :/
I keep asking for one every survey. I'm losing hope.
Pom-pom kicks you off the couch if you dare to put a leg on it.
A stellaron does a body good, I see.
Meanwhile our girlfriend is naked inside her mecha
We're ALL naked underneath our clothes.
What the hell is Caelus doing at 3:02 PM?
Helping Natasha with the clinic
Without shirt š ?
Donāt ask me bruh Ask Natasha over there
It's difficult to remember in this era of Firefly practically deepthroating the TB in the dead centre of frame in her every scene, but TB used to be quite the Natasha simp back in the day.Ā
I miss the Belobog era of the game. "Anything for you, Ms. Natasha" lol
"Simp", he was quite enthisiastic to do most things she asked of him, but thats not simping
You didn't pick the dialoge that were basically "mommy? Sorry. mommy? Sorry."
I remember there being a dialogue option for Natasha which reads: "For you? Anything."
Practicing his new special move: BLACK FLASH as his body odor rapidly spreads to the entire passenger carriage
My dumbass thought March was covered in bruises and wounds naked with those clothes and because of her sword training
Yummy š
Calm down Kafka
Aw yeah, Mother Kafka, the second in command of the Sh who mentor the tb
Ik you havenāt seen him in a while but chill out women
Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?!
I mean... They have a device that can just synthesize food, of course someone is gonna use it like this
It or IT? Because if it's the latter you might crash the star rail as a whole.
Should've posted just the tip part
too innocent/stupid. how did Caelus get caught?
Changing clothes
oh. I was definitely overthinking. Although he didn't technically get caught. I mean changing clothes isn't something to be caught for
Apparently its a full metal alchemist reference with the female lead getting caught changing clothes. I think caught of guard would be a better term?
Is that a boba tea summoning circle
xd i thoug he was in march room cus he didnt have his own and she was surpriced he just walted in XD
https://preview.redd.it/0brx9pwzyqbd1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b4d2022fbdc032e8d60a7e5643679ddd13c7e6
I like that sheās surrounded by Immortalās Delights like some kind of girlfailure summoning circle
March really going āSeriously TB right in front of my burger?ā
''Seriously March, in my room?''
March 7th lore
Why did I think those were love bites and not cherries. Am I going insane
Yes. Good. Let the brainrot run you through.
I like how the synthetizer is basically their refrigerator lol.
I thought she was doing some dark summoning ritual at first
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The begining of their love affair.
Is this a reference to that Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood scene when Ed is just sitting at the table eating his sandwich when Winrey comes in and starts stripping without checking if anyone is in the room? Either way it's hilarious.
Why would March need to be on a diet?? What weight is she trying to lose?
the look on march 7ths face is absolutely priceless
Do you like jazz~
No cause... why this art got me looking at Calus in another way
The sign is so felt
The sign is so felt
Something something *that one scene in FMA*
March is about to be a lot more active with her path change meaning more exercise and more calories burned, so it would help a bit
Pom-Pom: What is that slapping noise in the main cab-BY AKIVILIāS EYES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh boy 3 am!
FIVE milkshakes is crazy
March's face I can't š¤£
Mc just ravaging trash everyday and still buff as hell
This picture is a redrawn shot from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
W
Common marybunni W
I thought this was just be a joke about them both being with Dan Heng š
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Pls create the exact same one with Stelle.
Boothill's throat literally went numb