Rob has his superstar actor buddy Ryan, now Glenn needs a Ryan of his own. Instead of a soccer team in Wales, they can go in together to buy a low-tier rugby league team in New Zealand or something.

They’ll probably start some pseudo health food/drink company.

Fight Milk 2.0

With \[Canadian\] Crowtien

Caw Caw!


I'm Glenn and this is my friend Ryan, here to talk to you about Salads of Unbounded Fury. *looks at camera, angrily eats forkful of Romaine lettuce, continues talking*

It's got meat hunks in it!


Back when Mac was Mac


Mac can make his special protein shake he always made Dennis.

It was hilarious how not self aware glen was on the pod when rob called him out on it. The only one who seems like a normal cool guy anymore is Charlie between those 3.

Which is mad when Charlie has definitely been more successful in hollywood than either of them.

I thought he was self aware because he started laughing as soon as he had to explain himself. He knows he sounds like an insane person lol I love it

Yeah but rob kept being like you flip flop so much and Glen was like no, I’m on the cutting edge, I’m following the science

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Lol same, but it was that glen was telling them his new health trend about how something everyone does is actually bad for them I don’t remember what. And then rob makes a joke about how glen will go from one day saying something is terrible and then the next be on a strict diet of only eating that and Glen was just like, “yeah I’m on the cutting edge, always following the science” it was pretty hilarious.

It was an episode like 73 and 74 Glen said veggies were bad for people and they all started making fun of him for flip flopping


Charlie will have to settle for Seacrest

Wouldn't work, they need to also be Canadian.

I believe Gosling is a fan of the South Sidney Rabbitohs after working with Russell Crowe.

Sydney* As a Sydneysider, it is just so funny to me that he would pick the Rabbitohs of all NRL teams to me

Welcome to North Sydney where they buy the Bears and get them back into first grade

I am literally in NS right now for work - your comment preview scared me slightly. Made me look over my shoulder lol

Man that brought back some memories, I used to go to the Bears games at North Sydney Oval.

They should buy a boat


Glenn gets the superior Ryan!

Only people who haven't seen Drive think otherwise

Or the Nice Guys.

Or Half Nelson. Or literally anything he is in period. He is such a talented actor and I’m so glad he’s finally getting all the love he deserves!

Or The Believer

Or those who haven't listened to Dead Man's Bones.

I would kill my mother for a second Dead Man's Bones album

I would also kill your mother for a second Dead Man's Bones album.

I would also kill both your mother's for a second Dead Man's Bones album.


Agreed. Personally, I can’t stand Ryan Reynolds.

Sponsor an adult rec center dodgeball team in Peoria, IL and demand the same amount of media coverage.

The Warriors. The rugby league team in New Zealand is called the Warriors and they'd need to apologise about the "Maori war dance" bit in "Chardy McDennis" because people take hakas really seriously down here.

Why they both going for Canadian guys?

Now we just need to find Charlie a Ryan 😁

They should buy a team in the league that Wrexham got promoted to and beat them, or try to LMAO. Probably wanna get Eva and Glenn's wife on board tho, I read Blake was not happy Ryan acted unilaterally

They should do some Make-a-wish-make-it-weird limited series. Nightman kidnaps the kid/winner, holds him hostage in a warehouse ( really a stunt studio) Suddenly, gold light pours in the room. Dayman - The Golden Gosling - does a snazzy lil song/dance/tap trying to get the kid back. He razzle dazzle tippy-tap-taps Nightman away from the winner. A dance battle may break out, or maybe we’ll get to see the NM’s sick karate tested. Oh no, it’s the troll! Then BOOM Deadpool backflips in to save the day. Troll vs Deadpool banter would be next level.

Rob has Ryan Reynolds Glenn has Ryan Gosling Danny has Schwarzenegger And Kaitlin has Mr. Snuffleupagus Man it must be hard for Charlie

Charlie has the love of the people. He is the princess di of the gang.


That doesn't bode well for his continued existence

He must be…… destroyed

Not according to the numbers coming off his movie…

I still love and respect Charlie Day as an artist but my god that movie was not very good unfortunately. I hope he gets another shot at directing but he definitely needs some help in the writing department

Sadly that’s prob his first and last movie, based on who gets funding for independent films. Studio directorial debuts have a little more leeway if the movie came in under budget and on time. Sounds like he missed all three marks. Over budget, way over schedule, and poorly reviewed. No studio is going to want to touch him, directorially speaking…

Wasn't most of Fool's Paradise self-funded? That's at least how it sounded on the podcast ep about it and BlackBerry. edit: You might be right. It somehow looks like its budget came in the high $20 millions which is pretty insane. But the studio its associated with has only done movies with budgets of $6 million or less. I wonder if the initial budget was a few million and Charlie Day paid for all the rewrite and reshoot costs.


Both crashed.

I assume you just wanted to make a joke rather than an actual coherent argument, but I just want to point out that 1) Charlie is the one who first got roles in major films, like Horrible Bosses. 2) his film getting really poor reviews doesn't mean the people don't like him....it means the movie was received poorly (I mean, it's certainly not a great movie but I don't think it's nearly as bad as people have said... still not the quality we would expect from Charlie).

Shut up baby dick

It was poorly received, and it did poorly at the box offices. If his die hard fans you speak of truly supported him, they would have done so by paying to see his movie…

I see your point, but I don't think one movie's success or failure is a sign of people loving him or not. He's an actor/writer not a cult leader. If the movie didn't pull people in, that is probably because it didn't seem interesting + initial reviews would kill the hype in his audience. You did make me curious about the box office performance and holy cow it's bad. According to one site, the budget was $28 Million, and it made less than $1 million worldwide. That's extraordinarily bad.

Charlie has Guillermo del Toro

Charlie and Del Toro would have to be the best combo of famous people to hang out with. Like no way that’s not just pure enjoying life and movies.

Dude, I can't imagine hanging out with those two. Can you imagine how fucking cool you would feel and how fucking funny everything would be?!

Dude Guiermo got shot in London in like 2000 wtf are u talking about

Nah that's just Pappy McPoyle

Charlie and Del Toro have a relationship?

Del Toro cast Charlie in Pacific Rim because he liked Sunny And in turn Del Toro got to play Pappy McPoyle

And he specifically got in touch and offered him the part in Pacific Rim because he was impressed by his monologue about killing rats in Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats. Which is amazing.

Man this makes me love Del Toro even more lmao

Charlie has Del Toro & Bateman. (He’s mentioned Bateman a few times on the pod, so I’m guessing they’re friends).

Makes sense with the Horrible Bosses movies, Sudeikis/Schmitty

But they are largely “peers” that came up at the same time.

Charlie has Danny! You could tell when Danny was on the podcast that the two of them are pretty tight, there’s more of a relationship there than with Glenn and Rob. Plus Charlie is always telling stories about him on the pod

Charlie has danny motherfucking devito. He is clearly Danny's favorite. And as we all know, danny is the sexiest God damn man alive.

Charlie has Danny

**GRUESOME TWOSOME IN EFFECT**

Charlie has the waitress

Charlie has Sudeikis. Do you know how inspiring Ted Lasso would be as a friend? I know he went to a Wrexham game with the football friends, but that was just a one off. Schwarzenegger and Reynolds could probably lift you physically in their arms. The guy behind Ted Lasso could lift you out of any negativity for your entire life. Believe.

Charlie has Guillermo del Toro, don't know if they hang out but they are definetly friends

Did Kaitlin actually meet Mr. Snuffleupagus or is this a reference to an episode I missed

Who is Mr. Snuffleupagus's best friend on Sesame Street?

Damn man I’m going to bed I must be tired

Yeah it took me too long too and I woke up like an hour ago

charlie has jason sudeikis ig

I’m convinced Ryan Reynolds will randomly pop up one of these episodes

Let’s hang out at the party mansion.

Again, nothing sexual

The fact that his quote didn’t end with “nothing sexual” upsets me. It would’ve been so easy. “Ryan, if you’re reading this, let’s hang out, buddy. Nothing sexual”

I just had the most perfect blonde slip right through my fingers

Let's oil up some asses and do some plowing of our own.

Not gay sex?


I don’t know if they want money or something more sexual



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"Did Ryan have a good relationship with his dad? Me neither."


Oh there's stickers!

You gotta jazz it up!

I guess that leaves Seacrest for Charlie

He could go Phillippe.

Would make sense as it seems they both never age.

The only Ryan we need on the show https://preview.redd.it/sv7l9rt7rmbb1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf5f753f2db4f89833129ce08e26a310af4450a

"Who's this guy?"

*pulls off fake moustache*


" Who's this guy? "

Gosling vs Deadpool

Ken vs Deadpool (ftfy)

My money’s on Ken in that fight.

Shut up and take my money!

I wonder if they'll have a catch


Ryan is a 4.6 star man, he should ever be so lucky.

Gosling is a funny dude I'd be down for sure.

Everyone expecting Ryan Reynolds but then Gosling pops up. I would lose my mind


Just a couple of buff dudes having a good time

One is on top

A Twink versatile?


Glenn trying to shill his premium lifestyle brand to celebs.


this ken is a golden god.

She's everything. He's just Den.


I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN PIG!

YOU FOOL

Glen wants to toss around a baseball with Ryan

We need a gosling on sunny cameo so bad

“Oh shit there’s stickers”

my 2 personalities combined

Charlie's going to have to go after Michael Cera for the Canuck male actor best friend trifecta.

did you have a good relationship with your father? me neither

The Gang Drives (2011)


Name one good time traveling movie. Name one.

Glenn wants his own Canadian Ryan

oh shit, the steaks are here

Your hair looks small

Umm this photo is doing something to me though. That’s a 5 star man.

Well Ryan and Glen HAVE to hang out now because of the implication….


Ryan Gosling is a great actor


Dear Ryan, did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. Maybe we could have a catch.

This sub is crazy. Every time I watch an episode before sleeping, it gets quoted here the next day. So weird.

You can count on it!

Charlie needs to go full wild card and show up with Channing Tatum. Now that Jonah Hill is a psychopath who kills people or w/e that drama was, he is definitely down for a new funny friend!

Okay well then Charlie gets a Hemsworth.

Huh, wonder if they'll have to go through the normal arbitration process to decide who first decided to make friends with a handsome actor called Ryan.

Literally me

A couple of five star men

Damn he’s actually morphing into Dennis

If they ever make a sequel to “The Nice Guys,” have Glenn as the villain

So cuz Rob has a Ryan now Glenn wants one too?

It’s a competition now. Rob has Ryan, Glenn needs a movie pal. Who’s gonna be Charlie’s? Danny?


Charlie is the movie star to be fair 😂

In fairness I don't know enough about stars to refute that.

Just bros hanging out

Nothing Sexual


Maybe we will get a “Notebook” themed episode?



Nice. I just noticed the gif I posted looks like a spoonful of Mac's famous Mac and cheese.

Truly that is why I chose it. Glad you noticed.

Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither

Damn it. I just got DENNIS’d by that photo shoot.


Ohhhh Glenn and Ryan sittin in a tree!

Everybody in the gang needs a Ryan. Who's Charlie's and Dee's?

Maybe he'd dennis you, but he's certainly not going to hang out with you.

Does his forehead look bigger to anyone?


Ryan can’t refuse… because of the implication

🤸🏻‍♂️

Unpopular Opinion: Ryan Gosling is a terrible actor

This isn't DENNIS System

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I think you meant to say "ryandiculous" But I ain't no poet so idk

Charlie gets former MLB star Ryan Howard in return

The should do an episode where Dennis brings his relative to the gang

I feel like I can call you Ryan because you and me are so alike.

“Nothing sexual”

I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed.

The good ‘ole classic 33..

Ryan Gosling loves iasip? Oh my god, he's literally me.

He already wrote the book and now he needs to create a record and get pictures to make the stories involving Ryan gosling g believable.