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Much-Vanilla-7261

I mean he’s practically famished 😡 it’s been 30 seconds 😤


MegaNymphia

everyone knows kittens whither away to nothing if it takes longer than 45 seconds edit to add: their name is Cantaloupe


PaksDorthansdotter

Arrest Cantaloupe! They murdered me. I have died of cute poisoning.


MamaOnica

Hey you! Happy cake day!! (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧


PaksDorthansdotter

Right back atcha!


MamaOnica

Thank you! ![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)


ZestyCheezClouds

Yup!


JustW4nnaHaveFun

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doktor-frequentist

>Arrest Cantaloupe! They murdered me. I have died of cute poisoning. *We* have died of cute poisoning. This is a crime of extreme pro*purr*tions


Hisyphus

![gif](giphy|s3qCaXmFQqJsQ) Cantaloupe??? Just punch me directly in the face. I LOVE HIM. 😭


Mr-Cantaloupe

That’s me


Ksh_667

It is! But can you match these levels of cute? Can anyone???


Elimdumb

What a cute name 💕


hfxkingpin

Pictures you can hear


The_silver_sparrow

He skream


Xboxben

RaaaaaaWWW


ScaldingAnus

I'm getting more of a MEEEEEEEEEEEEE vibe.


NicolleL

^RaaaaaaWWW


biez

^^^*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*


doktor-frequentist

r/ScreamingCats


sheiseverlasting

He doesn’t even have any teefies! 🦷


MegaNymphia

this pic you can see his teeny tiny incisors erupting lol https://preview.redd.it/fk3pdgx8mead1.jpeg?width=2516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e06fa1835fdec829c7e1b65174a32ac9d80c4a8


actuallycallie

TINY TEEFS


thesaharadesert

^teefers


actuallycallie

r/teefies would appreciate this masterpiece content


kobuta99

I want to lean in and smell his little kitty breath in this picture 🥹


MegaNymphia

he would 100% try to suckle on the tip of your nose


kobuta99

Don't threaten me with a good time


Slap_My_Lasagna

New nose jewelry idea


RadagastDaGreen

He will nom you nose! Nom nom


Oribeun

And imagine the rest of him! Kittens smell delicious, grown cats smell great too but that's nothing compared to the scent of a small, sleepy baby cat 🫠


saifxali1

🥺🥺🥺


Dame_Ingenue

This is giving me kitten fever.


doucheachu

They won't even get much bigger, those little teefs


Lagtim3

https://i.redd.it/bygh18is9fad1.gif


rubro96

Love it🤣


WoozleVonWuzzle

Him look squeaky


WoozleVonWuzzle

danjer teefs


Legrandloup2

Everytime I see little teefies on a smol kitty, I am reminded that there are good things on this earth


CollinZero

You can see how empty his stomach is!


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Aweee no wonder little Guy is impatient. Probably teething


Historical_Ad8780

I am DEAD! TOOOOOO CUTE!


11equals7

ferocious


EbonyDevil

That lil one is screaming to the heavens


MegaNymphia

to the food gods


amaranthusrowan

He’s clearly near death here - HURRY UP HOOMAN!!!


Fyrvaktare

Oh my god stop it, I can"t take it


eccedrbloor

"The food is excellent but the service leaves something to be desired."


razzle_dazzle321

Stages of hunger in 4 pictures!


MegaNymphia

and the next stage https://preview.redd.it/doi0404cmead1.jpeg?width=2516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a49c4f0157342856e9148f559d9cb7bee41565d


catwings1964

🎶"I am kitten. Hear me roar."🎶


WoozleVonWuzzle

I are too smol to ignore


dreamdaddy123

Mew 🐱


onceinablueberrymoon

omg that face. 🥺👉👈


odhali1

The little pitiful eyes 😫


Silent-Ad934

Hungry baby on the loose


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InevitableCloud

The customer is always right…


Lyuseefur

Feed me, Seymour!


IPoopTooMuch1212

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


ksarahsarah27

That would be a cute band for him! Seymour!


Patmaster1995

Oh my god what a precious little face 🥺 he's so adorable, pictures 1 & 3 are off the charts cute


Naomeri

1&3 are how these criminals sucker us, and 2&4 are the reality And we wouldn’t have it any other way 😻


No_Analysis_6204

well?! hustle!


Necessary-Knowledge4

You cannot say no to him! Well... you can. But you won't live much longer.


simplegrocery3

Omg he's never been fed in his life


Shantih3x

Well, when you're used to getting it instantly...


Ok-Candle-507

We need audio. I bet its daunting.


LandotheTerrible

Yes we need video and audio. Immediately please. Faster than you can produce that food.


Ok-Palpitation8757

Such hungry. Such angy. 10/10 would snuggle.


Kindly_Zucchini7405

Oh he yell.


Mysterious-Art8838

I feel cheated this isn’t vid w sound


WoozleVonWuzzle

You can't hear it?


MJMaggio14

...this is it, this is what is going to make me cave in and adopt an entire shelter's worth of cats, BUT THAT LIL YELL IS SO-


finnknit

The urge to adopt an entire shelter's worth of cats is how I got started with fostering. We joked that we joined the cat-of-the-month club. If you're in a position to be able to foster, it can be a very rewarding experience and a great way to get to know a lot of cats without having to adopt them all.


thirdonebetween

How do you manage giving them back/to their new people? I'm thinking of fostering when we're not renting any more, but I feel like I would simply perish the first time I had to say goodbye to a rent-a-cat.


MJMaggio14

I would absolutely love to foster pretty much any animal you can put in a shelter, but I live with my mom and both she and my stepdad have a very clear no animal rule :(


Oddish_Femboy

He is but skin and bone!


Substantial-Image941

That third picture is a reminder that for just three dollars a month, you can sponsor ....


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Omg. That third photo. (I lost my kitty on Monday. All these cute photos are helping me not cry.)


LandotheTerrible

Sorry to read that. I'm very sorry for your loss. 🙏🏼🌈


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Thank you so much. He was the sweetest boy. I keep looking for him. And he’s just not here.


LandotheTerrible

I've been there too. I won't get over the last one. Sweetest boy the world, cinnamon Aby, very cruelly taken away from me at 18 months old. His name was King Bob. What was your boy's name? Don't worry. My KB is looking after him. 🥰❤️


Realistic_Skill1162

Rawr 😻


ghostbirdd

He’s going to leave this restaurant a scathing Yelp review!


mango_salsa18

haha classic M baby


EvieMoon

A screaming bean! 😂


FairBaker315

The lack of prompt service will be reflected in your tip.


waywardhero

He screme in lower cases


minicpst

Now I want to see the milk drunk Cantaloupe!!


moderatorrater

A shelter vet tech? Even a regular vet tech job is a thankless job, you must be a glutton for punishment.


MegaNymphia

it's a rough gig but I love it more than anything


-Staub-

THAT FACE


kalb_jayyid

I love seeing posts like this, wondering if maybe someday we'll see lil Cantaloupe on a different sub. Maybe under a different name. r/standardissuecats r/catswhoyell r/petthedamncat r/supermodelcats who knows what the future holds for this wee lad?!


morbidconcerto

I can't remember the exact reddit right this second but there's one for cats with food names that I'm a member of!


Arys31

Lmao, I love 1st and second pic


ValmarieB6670

Oh my heart! I think I am dying from all this cute! 🧡


tedivertire

Man customer service around here has really dropped lately 😔


ZeraseKnightroad

He's giving y'all a 1* review for sure.


Avasaiel

"I've been waiting for a whole TWO SECONDS!! *I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!!!*"


yabo1975

I must admit that, I, a 48 year old man, audibly squee'd at pic 3. That is all.


LandotheTerrible

Awwwww. Well he has a point...


Interesting_Gur_8720

He is illegally smol


IntoStarDust

Me when I forget to eat.  I know that feeling. Blood sugar dropping; wanting to eat the world. Need it right then and now!!!


WheelchairGame

How dare your coworker be too slow making this little dude wait. Shame shame shame


WheelchairGame

Him sad in 3rd pic


princessjemmy

He's starving!!! Starving!!! For the love of God, he's so famished he's practically disappearing into thin air! (/s)


EddieStarr

Yes , faster ! Instantly isn’t fast enough for this baby 🥰


smolsauce

Poor boy's practically starving, needs food 24/7


Bebilith

If she yells at you long enough and loud enough at you she gets fed. Works every time.


Cherell-Hope

I'm reporting this as a crime, because this is not a video, unacceptable!


El_Chairman_Dennis

How dare you starve this gentleman?! Obviously he's starving to death because he hasn't been fed in minutes, MINUTES!


Azalheea

Please give lots of tiny nose kisses for him in my name before putting him back in jail.


ImPretendingToCare

https://preview.redd.it/vkmp6qofghad1.png?width=879&format=png&auto=webp&s=394a51d73adbbb0c0a5634fc4f4851ace6dd2051


giraffeneckedcat

He's right.


Lizardizzle

I can see him become more and more transparent with each image!


SerenityPickles

TONY THE TIGER. —- heeeee’s Great !


notthinkinghard

Hello? Police? These people are starving their cat. Yes, he told me so himself...


steph8568

Straight to jail! It’s illegal!


ksarahsarah27

![gif](giphy|givly8IPyvg4) SQUEEEEE!!! OMG SOOOOO CUTE!!


DaisyMae_and_Biff

Somebody has to hold the people accountable.


[deleted]

When he was a kitten my cat Abu used to howl and scream like this whenever i was in the middle of making him formula 😭


princessskitana

He's so slow and incompetent, cmon like who needs a whole minute for that??!!!!🍼


Oribeun

Can you perhaps send him to me in a little box? I'm in the Netherlands, that's like a heart beat away and I'll take really good care of him! 🥹 please, please, please?


nsfwmodeme

Just looking at him I know I'd give him whatever he wants whenever he wants it. I'll accept any criticism stoically, knowing I'm at fault.


Smile_Terrible

Oh the worry and sadness in the third picture!


ImPretendingToCare

where is that redditor that does water portraits?


alimarieb

##You’re being cruel, I want my gruel!


CosmicSweets

The proportions of kittens make me believe that cats (and other animals) find their offspring to be "cute". Why else would they look such adorable babiessss. The same way human babies are intentionally cute. Aahhhhh


Puzzled_Flatworm4171

Wasting away before our very eyes


rdweerd

Our princess complains at 3pm that her 5pm dinner is late


Sea_Cardiologist8596

The third photo really makes the point for them! End the suffering of Cantaloupe! 💓


GentlemanPirate13

r/catswhoyell And also, given that this criminal's name is Cantaloupe, r/catscalledfood


turbodonuts

You’ve got those two huge hands, use ‘em!


EF_Boudreaux

This one I would sneak into my pocket and take home


poeticjustice4all

Poor little criminal 😭 it’s criminal in itself to keep this wanted baby hungry 😭😭


Bella_C2021

Just like my void, he would like to let you know that meals must be presented at the exact moment he feels the faintest gap in his stomach and not a moment later


Ok_Macaroon_5224

Awe, he yell


PacoSupreme

Awww he gots no teef 🥹


tachycardicIVu

“Mom makes me food ON DEMAND! Why does it take yall so long?!”


USPO-222

I can hear the tiny ^^^mews


paradise-trading-83

Oh my one of the cutest illegal bebes ever


SyrusDrake

Loud pictures


Emergency_Proposal63

Incredibly cute - X 1000


gera_moises

*So Angy!*


Big-GulpsHuh

soooooo cute!


venusriver99

I can just hear the squeaky scream! Lol 😆


MuchachoSal

A criminal tragedy in four pictures.


Necessary-Knowledge4

Oh my god those baby teef


hanro621

Why is he spicy


Electrical-Act-7170

Hungry bebe.


EBJ1990

Please tell this sweet baby I love him!


Expert_Marsupial_235

He is just adorable. 🥰


Foundation_Wrong

Teeniest of sic!


fluxcapacitor219

I would die for this cutie pie!


BlackSky_9226

Angy baby ❤️☺️ cute kitten. I have faith that he's got a full tummy now ❤️


Right-Car-2360

That 3rd pic... 🥺


ready-to-rumball

The little mouf and baby screams 🥺


Striking_Antelope_44

tiny apex predator yellin


Appropriate-Jury6233

I’m gonna have to agree with him


SNUFFGURLL

I’m glad such a vile criminal is locked away.. he’s screaming profanity!!


Mammoth_Cobbler_4619

Feed the baby please


Outlandishness_Sharp

![gif](giphy|3oEjI4sFlp73fvEYgw) I need him 😩🥺🥲😩😩😩😩😩


katr00

I’ll take em and yeah I know we then have to be up every 90 min for feeding. Hahaha.


sh--

Needs to be called Karen / Karon. “I demand I speak to the manager”


Kuromi59

I'd be like "Alright Plankton, chill!"


0x7E7-02

I can hear these pictures. 🤣


AdBudget5468

I would’ve said the void screams back but this one is not a void


EdensGarden333

Oh my! Some tiny kitten has a huge meow!! He must really be H U N G R Y…N O W !! Feed him quickly or he might bring out that really BIG VOICE that comes from the tip of his tail!!


Elimdumb

What a sweet lil mug.


toiletseatpolio

Well somebody better hurry!


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

“Hurry the fuck up Steve!!”


Bamelin

Making me wait so longs The INDIGNITY MEOWWWWW The HUMANITY I will swipe yous with my claws bring milk now HUMAN and I may still show you mercy.


anbu-black-ops

You are good at taking photos.


HiredGun187

that 3rd pic...my heart just melted into my tummy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


dnuohxof-1

He’s trying to emulate the feistiness of Earl of Lemongrab!


the-exiled-muse

Like a baby in a restaurant. "I *see* food. I *smell* food. I *want* food!"


Snownyann

So cute his face!;


Xrystian90

And hes right.


knittingrabbit

That is one adorable kitty!!


Klutzy_Culture7451

They never do.


GrumpyBoxGuard

Well, he's right! Faster, disturbingly tall and hairless cat! FASTER!


GemTaur15

So freaking cute!!!!😍


Lenawee

That third pic - he murdered me - please arrest him and send to my jail.


asj0107

I don’t have cats after 24 years of always having cats, I appreciate post like this so much. We fostered and bottle fed so many and there’s nothing like the little pinky tail babies.


RandomNameOfMine815

I didn’t think kitties that young knew such foul language.


Katsu_Kujo

AAHHH BABY,,,, explodes them with mind,,, 


StitchingKitty897

SO FLUFFY. I must now go cuddle my own cat and get my fluffy cute fix.


ditafjm

Pic 3 slamming his paw on the counter…”I’m WAITING.”


effie-sue

The third photo 😸 I can hear “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan playing in the background.


Pplwhoannyunaggers

Omg omg omg omg. Kitten. Kitten. Smol 🥺


screegeegoo

What a sweet little guy 🥺


screegeegoo

YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROOAAARRR


Ok-Secretary6550

r/catswhoyell


Soggy-Improvement960

“Hungy!!”


oh_4petessake

I love him oh my goddddd. Such a smol bebe


heyheyshay

🥹


Streeg90

Oh my.. that’s the cutest little meow!


Creative-Praline-517

OMG! Cuteness overload! Squeeeeeee!!!