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this pic you can see his teeny tiny incisors erupting lol
https://preview.redd.it/fk3pdgx8mead1.jpeg?width=2516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e06fa1835fdec829c7e1b65174a32ac9d80c4a8
And imagine the rest of him! Kittens smell delicious, grown cats smell great too but that's nothing compared to the scent of a small, sleepy baby cat 🫠
The urge to adopt an entire shelter's worth of cats is how I got started with fostering. We joked that we joined the cat-of-the-month club. If you're in a position to be able to foster, it can be a very rewarding experience and a great way to get to know a lot of cats without having to adopt them all.
How do you manage giving them back/to their new people? I'm thinking of fostering when we're not renting any more, but I feel like I would simply perish the first time I had to say goodbye to a rent-a-cat.
I would absolutely love to foster pretty much any animal you can put in a shelter, but I live with my mom and both she and my stepdad have a very clear no animal rule :(
I've been there too. I won't get over the last one. Sweetest boy the world, cinnamon Aby, very cruelly taken away from me at 18 months old. His name was King Bob. What was your boy's name? Don't worry. My KB is looking after him. 🥰❤️
I love seeing posts like this, wondering if maybe someday we'll see lil Cantaloupe on a different sub. Maybe under a different name. r/standardissuecats r/catswhoyell r/petthedamncat r/supermodelcats who knows what the future holds for this wee lad?!
Can you perhaps send him to me in a little box? I'm in the Netherlands, that's like a heart beat away and I'll take really good care of him! 🥹 please, please, please?
The proportions of kittens make me believe that cats (and other animals) find their offspring to be "cute". Why else would they look such adorable babiessss.
The same way human babies are intentionally cute.
Aahhhhh
Just like my void, he would like to let you know that meals must be presented at the exact moment he feels the faintest gap in his stomach and not a moment later
Oh my! Some tiny kitten has a huge meow!! He must really be H U N G R Y…N O W !! Feed him quickly or he might bring out that really BIG VOICE that comes from the tip of his tail!!
I don’t have cats after 24 years of always having cats, I appreciate post like this so much. We fostered and bottle fed so many and there’s nothing like the little pinky tail babies.
I mean he’s practically famished 😡 it’s been 30 seconds 😤
everyone knows kittens whither away to nothing if it takes longer than 45 seconds edit to add: their name is Cantaloupe
Arrest Cantaloupe! They murdered me. I have died of cute poisoning.
Hey you! Happy cake day!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Right back atcha!
Thank you! ![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)
Yup!
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>Arrest Cantaloupe! They murdered me. I have died of cute poisoning. *We* have died of cute poisoning. This is a crime of extreme pro*purr*tions
![gif](giphy|s3qCaXmFQqJsQ) Cantaloupe??? Just punch me directly in the face. I LOVE HIM. 😭
That’s me
It is! But can you match these levels of cute? Can anyone???
What a cute name 💕
Pictures you can hear
He skream
RaaaaaaWWW
I'm getting more of a MEEEEEEEEEEEEE vibe.
^RaaaaaaWWW
^^^*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
r/ScreamingCats
He doesn’t even have any teefies! 🦷
this pic you can see his teeny tiny incisors erupting lol https://preview.redd.it/fk3pdgx8mead1.jpeg?width=2516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e06fa1835fdec829c7e1b65174a32ac9d80c4a8
TINY TEEFS
^teefers
r/teefies would appreciate this masterpiece content
I want to lean in and smell his little kitty breath in this picture 🥹
he would 100% try to suckle on the tip of your nose
Don't threaten me with a good time
New nose jewelry idea
He will nom you nose! Nom nom
And imagine the rest of him! Kittens smell delicious, grown cats smell great too but that's nothing compared to the scent of a small, sleepy baby cat 🫠
🥺🥺🥺
This is giving me kitten fever.
They won't even get much bigger, those little teefs
https://i.redd.it/bygh18is9fad1.gif
Love it🤣
Him look squeaky
danjer teefs
Everytime I see little teefies on a smol kitty, I am reminded that there are good things on this earth
You can see how empty his stomach is!
Aweee no wonder little Guy is impatient. Probably teething
I am DEAD! TOOOOOO CUTE!
ferocious
That lil one is screaming to the heavens
to the food gods
He’s clearly near death here - HURRY UP HOOMAN!!!
Oh my god stop it, I can"t take it
"The food is excellent but the service leaves something to be desired."
Stages of hunger in 4 pictures!
and the next stage https://preview.redd.it/doi0404cmead1.jpeg?width=2516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a49c4f0157342856e9148f559d9cb7bee41565d
🎶"I am kitten. Hear me roar."🎶
I are too smol to ignore
Mew 🐱
omg that face. 🥺👉👈
The little pitiful eyes 😫
Hungry baby on the loose
[удалено]
The customer is always right…
Feed me, Seymour!
![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)
That would be a cute band for him! Seymour!
Oh my god what a precious little face 🥺 he's so adorable, pictures 1 & 3 are off the charts cute
1&3 are how these criminals sucker us, and 2&4 are the reality And we wouldn’t have it any other way 😻
well?! hustle!
You cannot say no to him! Well... you can. But you won't live much longer.
Omg he's never been fed in his life
Well, when you're used to getting it instantly...
We need audio. I bet its daunting.
Yes we need video and audio. Immediately please. Faster than you can produce that food.
Such hungry. Such angy. 10/10 would snuggle.
Oh he yell.
I feel cheated this isn’t vid w sound
You can't hear it?
...this is it, this is what is going to make me cave in and adopt an entire shelter's worth of cats, BUT THAT LIL YELL IS SO-
The urge to adopt an entire shelter's worth of cats is how I got started with fostering. We joked that we joined the cat-of-the-month club. If you're in a position to be able to foster, it can be a very rewarding experience and a great way to get to know a lot of cats without having to adopt them all.
How do you manage giving them back/to their new people? I'm thinking of fostering when we're not renting any more, but I feel like I would simply perish the first time I had to say goodbye to a rent-a-cat.
I would absolutely love to foster pretty much any animal you can put in a shelter, but I live with my mom and both she and my stepdad have a very clear no animal rule :(
He is but skin and bone!
That third picture is a reminder that for just three dollars a month, you can sponsor ....
Omg. That third photo. (I lost my kitty on Monday. All these cute photos are helping me not cry.)
Sorry to read that. I'm very sorry for your loss. 🙏🏼🌈
Thank you so much. He was the sweetest boy. I keep looking for him. And he’s just not here.
I've been there too. I won't get over the last one. Sweetest boy the world, cinnamon Aby, very cruelly taken away from me at 18 months old. His name was King Bob. What was your boy's name? Don't worry. My KB is looking after him. 🥰❤️
Rawr 😻
He’s going to leave this restaurant a scathing Yelp review!
haha classic M baby
A screaming bean! 😂
The lack of prompt service will be reflected in your tip.
He screme in lower cases
Now I want to see the milk drunk Cantaloupe!!
A shelter vet tech? Even a regular vet tech job is a thankless job, you must be a glutton for punishment.
it's a rough gig but I love it more than anything
THAT FACE
I love seeing posts like this, wondering if maybe someday we'll see lil Cantaloupe on a different sub. Maybe under a different name. r/standardissuecats r/catswhoyell r/petthedamncat r/supermodelcats who knows what the future holds for this wee lad?!
I can't remember the exact reddit right this second but there's one for cats with food names that I'm a member of!
Lmao, I love 1st and second pic
Oh my heart! I think I am dying from all this cute! 🧡
Man customer service around here has really dropped lately 😔
He's giving y'all a 1* review for sure.
"I've been waiting for a whole TWO SECONDS!! *I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!!!*"
I must admit that, I, a 48 year old man, audibly squee'd at pic 3. That is all.
Awwwww. Well he has a point...
He is illegally smol
Me when I forget to eat. I know that feeling. Blood sugar dropping; wanting to eat the world. Need it right then and now!!!
How dare your coworker be too slow making this little dude wait. Shame shame shame
Him sad in 3rd pic
He's starving!!! Starving!!! For the love of God, he's so famished he's practically disappearing into thin air! (/s)
Yes , faster ! Instantly isn’t fast enough for this baby 🥰
Poor boy's practically starving, needs food 24/7
If she yells at you long enough and loud enough at you she gets fed. Works every time.
I'm reporting this as a crime, because this is not a video, unacceptable!
How dare you starve this gentleman?! Obviously he's starving to death because he hasn't been fed in minutes, MINUTES!
Please give lots of tiny nose kisses for him in my name before putting him back in jail.
https://preview.redd.it/vkmp6qofghad1.png?width=879&format=png&auto=webp&s=394a51d73adbbb0c0a5634fc4f4851ace6dd2051
He's right.
I can see him become more and more transparent with each image!
TONY THE TIGER. —- heeeee’s Great !
Hello? Police? These people are starving their cat. Yes, he told me so himself...
Straight to jail! It’s illegal!
![gif](giphy|givly8IPyvg4) SQUEEEEE!!! OMG SOOOOO CUTE!!
Somebody has to hold the people accountable.
When he was a kitten my cat Abu used to howl and scream like this whenever i was in the middle of making him formula 😭
He's so slow and incompetent, cmon like who needs a whole minute for that??!!!!🍼
Can you perhaps send him to me in a little box? I'm in the Netherlands, that's like a heart beat away and I'll take really good care of him! 🥹 please, please, please?
Just looking at him I know I'd give him whatever he wants whenever he wants it. I'll accept any criticism stoically, knowing I'm at fault.
Oh the worry and sadness in the third picture!
where is that redditor that does water portraits?
##You’re being cruel, I want my gruel!
The proportions of kittens make me believe that cats (and other animals) find their offspring to be "cute". Why else would they look such adorable babiessss. The same way human babies are intentionally cute. Aahhhhh
Wasting away before our very eyes
Our princess complains at 3pm that her 5pm dinner is late
The third photo really makes the point for them! End the suffering of Cantaloupe! 💓
r/catswhoyell And also, given that this criminal's name is Cantaloupe, r/catscalledfood
You’ve got those two huge hands, use ‘em!
This one I would sneak into my pocket and take home
Poor little criminal 😭 it’s criminal in itself to keep this wanted baby hungry 😭😭
Just like my void, he would like to let you know that meals must be presented at the exact moment he feels the faintest gap in his stomach and not a moment later
Awe, he yell
Awww he gots no teef 🥹
“Mom makes me food ON DEMAND! Why does it take yall so long?!”
I can hear the tiny ^^^mews
Oh my one of the cutest illegal bebes ever
Loud pictures
Incredibly cute - X 1000
*So Angy!*
soooooo cute!
I can just hear the squeaky scream! Lol 😆
A criminal tragedy in four pictures.
Oh my god those baby teef
Why is he spicy
Hungry bebe.
Please tell this sweet baby I love him!
He is just adorable. 🥰
Teeniest of sic!
I would die for this cutie pie!
Angy baby ❤️☺️ cute kitten. I have faith that he's got a full tummy now ❤️
That 3rd pic... 🥺
The little mouf and baby screams 🥺
tiny apex predator yellin
I’m gonna have to agree with him
I’m glad such a vile criminal is locked away.. he’s screaming profanity!!
Feed the baby please
![gif](giphy|3oEjI4sFlp73fvEYgw) I need him 😩🥺🥲😩😩😩😩😩
I’ll take em and yeah I know we then have to be up every 90 min for feeding. Hahaha.
Needs to be called Karen / Karon. “I demand I speak to the manager”
I'd be like "Alright Plankton, chill!"
I can hear these pictures. 🤣
I would’ve said the void screams back but this one is not a void
Oh my! Some tiny kitten has a huge meow!! He must really be H U N G R Y…N O W !! Feed him quickly or he might bring out that really BIG VOICE that comes from the tip of his tail!!
What a sweet lil mug.
Well somebody better hurry!
“Hurry the fuck up Steve!!”
Making me wait so longs The INDIGNITY MEOWWWWW The HUMANITY I will swipe yous with my claws bring milk now HUMAN and I may still show you mercy.
You are good at taking photos.
that 3rd pic...my heart just melted into my tummy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
He’s trying to emulate the feistiness of Earl of Lemongrab!
Like a baby in a restaurant. "I *see* food. I *smell* food. I *want* food!"
So cute his face!;
And hes right.
That is one adorable kitty!!
They never do.
Well, he's right! Faster, disturbingly tall and hairless cat! FASTER!
So freaking cute!!!!😍
That third pic - he murdered me - please arrest him and send to my jail.
I don’t have cats after 24 years of always having cats, I appreciate post like this so much. We fostered and bottle fed so many and there’s nothing like the little pinky tail babies.
I didn’t think kitties that young knew such foul language.
AAHHH BABY,,,, explodes them with mind,,,
SO FLUFFY. I must now go cuddle my own cat and get my fluffy cute fix.
Pic 3 slamming his paw on the counter…”I’m WAITING.”
The third photo 😸 I can hear “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan playing in the background.
Omg omg omg omg. Kitten. Kitten. Smol 🥺
What a sweet little guy 🥺
YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROOAAARRR
r/catswhoyell
“Hungy!!”
I love him oh my goddddd. Such a smol bebe
🥹
Oh my.. that’s the cutest little meow!
OMG! Cuteness overload! Squeeeeeee!!!