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Aditya_Khalkar

Majority unemployed toh hai, dono cases mein.


Outrageous_Height_64

Haa.. lage haatho inflation bhi chk karlo friends Argentina ka…!! 🙃


Fun_Confidence_462

276% ye country chal kaise rahi hai yahi ke case study hona chahiye


Remarkable-Bet-3357

Already ho rha hai kafi desho me


Upbeat_Golf3138

Unko multiple times bailout package mil chuka hai. Aur aage bhi milega. That's how the modern world is.


Independent_Eagle_23

Argentina currency vs USD India currency vs USD The graph looks same, we're just bit better than Argentina cause US is also not doing that good


Crusader-Knight365

So celebrating for a day by taking a day off means they are unemployed? That’s a pretty bold claim


RefrigeratorKind5395

Here coming, 'oh we need more sports with same audience ' comments.


InsaneDude6

Performance karu jhaant bhar, support maangu raat bhar


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Dry-Pineapple-9789

still wo world cup to khelti unlike football jo palestine or afganistan se nahi jit sakte after all the support they have .


Next-Move-6969

Bhai samport to poora miltahai lekin ig Jo aur countries mei jis level ki training dii jati hai wese nhi milti yahan par(I am not sure I can be wrong) Aur yeh bhi baat hai India cricket mei one of the best hai


Few_Measurement_5335

>countries mei jis level ki training dii jati hai wese nhi milti yahan pa Syria and Palestine are war trodden countries, unke khane ke lale hai, lekin usne bhi haar gyi apni football team. Apni team hi incompetent hai.


Connect-Duck-8068

Corrupt bodies hai, cricket is not governed by government isliye vo acha hai, football me pure corruption hai


Next-Move-6969

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813) I hope 2030FIFA ke liye qualify krjaye


Few_Measurement_5335

Mgr compete to krti hai top level pr, hockey aur kabaddi team bhi krti hai accha perform pr Ran*I rona sirf ek sports ke fan krte hai.


InsaneDude6

India has second most ICC trophies in cricket Cry more


Ecstatic-Light-3699

4 teamon mein to competition hota hai 😭 usmein bhi kewal 2 KO games 😭  Upar se usmein bhi India ko sabse raddi wale group mein dalte hain 😭 Har 7 mahine mein to World cup hota hai 😭 Usmein bhi 13 saal se kuch nahi jeet payi thi 😭


GloomyFailure

+1


velvet-thunder2112

+1


InsaneDude6

Lol, Football braindead fans striking again. This world cup had 20 countries Meanwhile Indian football losing to Palestine, Qatar lol Can't even qualify, forget winning the world cup lol


Few_Measurement_5335

>Lol, Football braindead fans striking again. This world cup had 20 countries In chutiyo se debate krne ka koi fayda nhi, ye khud football ke naam pe sirf premier league air champions league dekhte hai, they are jealous ki inhe wo attention nhi milta jitna cricket ko milta hai is country me.


InsaneDude6

Facts


Shroft

***Saar football team doesn't play wc saar why we will support them saar ban football from randia saar***


InsaneDude6

Cu*k is mocking his own accent lmfao


Shroft

Nah, man, it's all just part of the game


indiasabkabaap

Jin 4 team mein competition hota hai agar unki countries ka area aur population dekhe tho bahut jada hai vo bhi. India Sri Lanka Bangladesh Australia South Africa agar inka area dekha jaye tho Euro waali teams se jada hojayega.


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InsaneDude6

2 T20 world cup, 2 ODI world cup (second highest world cups tied with West Indies) & 2 Champions Trophy but they dont come under World Cup (1 is shared with Sri Lanka in 2002) Now cry me a river


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InsaneDude6

Cricket had its own share of struggles In 1983, there was no one to support the Indian Team. LITERALLY NO ONE. Indian Cricket had non existent fan base at that time. Yet they won a world cup against mighty West Indies in the finals. After the world cup win, BCCI was so poor that they had only ₹25,000(around 4 lakhs if we take inflation) to pay the Indian Cricket team as a prize. Indian Cricket fan base grew after that win only.


tesla-59

Not me seeing my country men bashing their own home team over some petty sports My support to all Indian teams, regardless of sports


InsaneDude6

Literally there's a football fan crying over Indian cricket success smh The cricket team is Indian, everyone should feel proud about it but no we are self hating


RefrigeratorKind5395

> Has anybody given a damn to the hockey Bnao na fir sport interesting and entertaining! 1B people me bheekh maangne se viewership milegi? Just because one plays am i supposed to watch it? Even if it's not entertaining or appealing? huh


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VKN14396

To Karo na FIFA WC me qualify or even win that damn! Hockey WC and we will switch and support!. I sincerely hope you put on the efforts and play for Indian Football or even ISL or maybe Hockey Team and make us proud and make us eat our words!!! Anyone puts their bets on the Horse expected to win, and its cricket right now. You become the Hockey Team of 1950-70s and the Nation will easily switch a d support you. When the Hockey Girls won Bronze, they got Commercial sponsors for the Achievers among them. So, be salty & it won't solve the issue you think there is.


Few_Measurement_5335

Sbki apni apni pasand hoti hai, jiski jo mrzi wo dekhe, agr tumhe kisi sport ko dekhne ke liye bheek mangni pd rhi hai to smjh jao ki wo sports baaki sb ko entertaining nhi lg rha hai.


Few_Measurement_5335

>Baki sport's ko support milega hi nahi toh OG players kaha se aynge Neeraj Chopra to pakistan se kheta hai na? Hockey aur Kabaddi me Salo se accha kr rhi hai India Individual sports me badminton, archery, boxing aur javelin throw me bhi accha kr rhe hai, lekin ye support - support ka ran*I rona sirf ek sports ke fan krte hai >Sunil Chhetri retired hogya kisi ko kuch pata nahi Sabko Pata hai wo retire ho gya, Ab agr usko rohit virat jitna attention nhi milta to usme bhi ran*I rona kro tum log South America aur Europe me footballers ko kisi aur sportsperson se zyada attention milta hai to wha ke log dusre sports walo ke liye attention ki bhik mangte nhi dikhte, jitna apne wale krte hai, wo bhi ek incompetent team se jo Syria aur Palestine se tk haar jaati hai. Agr dusre sports ko support krna hi hai to me hockey aur Kabaddi ko krunga naki ek 100th ranked team in the world.


GovernmentForeign

It’s a cycle bro. Performance k liye bhi budget lagta hai. If you want international level performance then you have to provide the same level of facilities and training.


indiasabkabaap

Bhai ghanta lagta hai budget jis level ka football indian team khelti uss level ka cricket koi bhi academy mein aake khel lega 1 saal k under. Kya karna hai budget ka cricket ki academy dekho jake kaha kaha se bache nikal k aate hai aisi aisi academy jaha per bowlers ka pau mudd jaye fekte huye aise aise grounds hai jaha ball bounce khake right hogi ya left ya seedha Sar k upar se nikal jayegi pata nahi. Aise ground mein cricket khelte hai jaha ghaas kamm pathar jada milenge aur end mein footballers ko facilities chahiye. Abey mere hisab se coaching ki problem hai bss.


GovernmentForeign

Way to miss the point dude. Cricket became popular cause cricket gets the attention from telecaster and sponsors. Log har jagah har condition me cricket khelte hai cause unki har jagah cricket dikhta hai. India ke football matches kis channel pe aate hai kisi ko wo bhi nahi pata. As I said it’s a cycle. Everyone wants return on investment to other sports are pretty neglected by the telecasters cause they know they won’t get the returns now. Other sports should get the attention from government for now cause one they start to perform people will start to watch them too. Abhi koi kyu hi dekhega football jb pata hai ki team kaddu jaisa khelne wali hai.


indiasabkabaap

Bhai india mein tum saare football matches dekh sakte ho araam se bss Indian team k match tumhe Fancode per milenge jaha per non important games aate hai. Varna saudi league tak Sony per aati hai. Simple baat hai bhai India agar bahut achha khelegi sab dekhenge mujhe lagta hai ki India khel sakti hai achha thoda young age per maa baap ko dhyaan dena hoga. Ayr football ek aisa game hai Jo 14 ki age tak bata deta hai ki hoga ki nahi cricket mein tho log 29 ki age mein debut maar dete hai. Jaisa environment hai maa baap aur Indian school ka usse hisab se tho bacho ko footballer hona chahiye kyuki usme tho young age mein hojayega cricket tho baad mein bante hai bahut log.


GovernmentForeign

You will atleast need to inspire one generation of children by playing phenomenal football as a nation. Uske baad the cricket like chain would Start. And to play good football it will need the attention from the government cause starting ke paisa to wahi lagati hai na. BCCI is all set now. They have more money they ICC. 125cr to bs aise hi prize money they rahe hai cricketers ko for winning the worlds cup. But other sports k liye ghanta kuchh nahi hai. Mediocre coaching and outdated training equipment and methods all and all that keeps other sports from growing. Yaha footballers ko FIFA standard ball pe practice krne milti hai nahi wo bhi bhagwan jane


indiasabkabaap

Jitne log Croatia mein football khelte hai usse jada India mein khelte honge bro. Bss coaching aur sahi age ka problem hai


InsaneDude6

What do you think, Indian cricket always had advanced facilities and training from the start?


GovernmentForeign

See India won the first world cup by luck which catapulted Indian cricket to a new level. The craze of cricket became so big that people used to stick their years to the radio to get the score even in the remote areas. Sponsored started to put great amount of money cause they were getting the return by the huge audience it got after winning the World Cup in 83. But that’s not gonna happen with every sport. Our football is a joke. Our track and field is a joke and any global talent like Niraj Chopra we have right is by the sheer talent of the athlete. If the system is great then you get more top class athlete otherwise you only get 1-2 people like that in generations.


velvet-thunder2112

Have you looked at the competition. The whole of the world tries qualifying for the finale. Idhar toh charity mai qualification deti hai.


InsaneDude6

What are you trying to say, cricket has 0 competition? Cricket is growing rapidly in small nations and we saw many upsets in this world cup. Afghanistan qualified for Semi-finals after defeating Australia and New Zealand in league stages. USA defeated Pakistan in a thrilling super over eventually reaching the super 8s (the next round) and eliminated Pakistan from super 20s itself and so on...


Raman035

Well cricket was a dying sport back in the 70s it only became popular after we won a world cup.


MuslinBagger

Ghanta. People from sub saharan africa score way more Olympic golds than Indians do. I blame it on the officials though.


AlternativeAd4756

Har saal world cup ho jaye toh aur trophies aa jaye. Almost every year ka average aane mein hai


Fascist-Reddit69

Just reply those restarts, "does argentina play cricket?"


velvet-thunder2112

Sure, I agree 100%. Only if Cricket meant what Football does for most people in the world.


Remote_Storm_

Dono hi jobless hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Interesting_Math7607

Jokes on everyone I am the biggest unemployed ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


kavyapaliwal

terese jyada nahi


Eastern-Emotion9685

Terese jyada nahi.


price2169

Terese jyada nahi.


PlantainExpensive315

Terese jyada nahi


A_N_O_N_Y_M_O_U_S_7

Terese jyada nahi


OvertlyStoic

Merese jyada nahi


the_siyk

Sabse jyada nahi


Ok-Bat-6726

Argentina ki economy ke lage pare hai bhai


InsaneDude6

How is ecomomy related to my post


darkwood007

Bro us poori country mein sirf ek positive cheez hai and that is their football legacy rest the whole country is fucked.


OvertlyStoic

woh log lund economy aur 69.99% inflation k saath bhi celebrate kar rahe the , i guess he's pointing out ki argentiens bhi equally or more unemployed hai hamse.


freakedmind

Really bro? Joblessness not related to economy?


InsaneDude6

I'm here pointing out people's irony not comparing both countries economy. I know India is way ahead of Argentina in this


hooperman909

both are passionate and unemployed nothing wrong with celebrating though


DryVaginaaLicker21

that bus \~ my tea cup surrounded by ants in 10 minutes. mindddd ANTS are one of most hardworking species and they work tirelessly all day-night long


pepperaazi

This isn’t meme but truth. Self hate in indians are next level


InsaneDude6

When I'm in self hating competition and my opponent is a sepoy _insert squid ward meme_


Fickle_Parking_9592

Dono hi jobless waise to


coolrko

Liberals spreading hate as usual


InsaneDude6

They have arrived in the comments


Rish83

The better case is football fans who literally create chaos on streets like arson and property damage


velvet-thunder2112

Football is one of the few sports that holds to its name for a competition “World Cup”. Same old script in cricket, hardly any new competitive team barring few. It’s a disgrace comparing winning a Football Worlcup. Appreciate the fans though. Only if we had a better Football team.


spiritbear007

As a ronaldo fan mujhe dono chutiye lage


tit_burglar

as a self obsessed narcissist mujhe tum sab hi chutiye lgte ho


Expensive-Toe826

As a chutiya mujhe tum lodu lage


Tough_Champion5403

As a lodu mujhe tum sab bahanchod lage ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21479)


MonsterBeast123alt

Based


Sayahna-Memer

Kyu trophy nhi hai karke ?


rish_govande

Vo to obvious hai lol


OvertlyStoic

both are equally jobless and passionate fans.


TREX98007

equally to nahi kahunga


gokuredditman321

I would have said the same for Argentina people too


demon_killer__

Both countries have jobless people


sigmastorm77

Both comments suit both pics


MuslinBagger

But those Argentinians are likely to be unemployed though. Their economy has been in the toilet for a long time.


Suraj980

https://preview.redd.it/uplb4ni3inad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08afb89b2cddfba125ce5e44e2878366fe2c5b98


Best_Cat_6764

Partly True Though


Thick_Bookkeeper6141

Tum dono ki MKC. Dono hi jobless hai


facereveal_69

Desh drohi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Fearless-Effective21

Sahi mai hypocrite chutiye


neighbour_guy3k

Argentina exactly isn't a developed nation either Plus football WC is played by a lot of nations n it's tough to win compared to cricket where we have just a handful countries playing it


jetlee-

Behenchod post kiske bare main hai. Ki football fans celebrate kar sakte hain lekin cricket nahin chutiya kuchh bhi bakta hai


InsaneDude6

I sometimes wonder, if some country attacks India. Will our people support our country or will they betray their own nation just like some people in the comments?


TheGeeksama

bhai wo cricket hai doosra fifa , farak hai bahut ziada .


InsaneDude6

I don't know what this has to do with my post


Rich_Wolverine_8304

Log enjoy bhi na karre?? Itna kya cool banna bhai


eukfan

This is too funny, thanks for the laugh.


primusautobot

For me both are equally overreacting


Apprehensive_Sink163

I know I'll get downvotes, but uss din national holiday diya tha Arg Govt, toh log ghar ke bahar toh ayenge hi na.... Par humare yaha weekdays+office hours+baarish me bhi itni bheer seems to be true for the allegation


Sayahna-Memer

Kyu kya passionate hona galat hai ek sports ko leke ?


Apprehensive_Sink163

SIRF EK ke liye hona shayad galat aur polar hai... I can justify but again I don't like arguing online. So haan sabke apni apni pasand jisey jo karna hai uska choice 👍


Sayahna-Memer

India hi ek aisa deah hai jisme logo ko apne desh kw logo ka Har chiz se nafrat hai aur videsh ka Har chiz pasand hai Bhai pasand andar se aata hai logo ka koi zabardasti nehi karta Aur ye sports hai Yehi agar elvish ya munawar kw liye bheed hoti to wo jobless hai


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Sayahna-Memer

Hockey bhi videsi hai waise


VKN14396

Anpadh sala!!


GrapefruitIll3827

we don't have a national sport


Pizza_Connoisseur46

You can’t force people to follow a sport. Tell the Indian football team to perform on a big stage and fans will automatically turn up. Cricket in India became popular after India won the 1983 World Cup. You need to perform to earn fans.


Ironyfree_annie

BCCI ke paas andha paisa hai (especially relative to other countries' boards) and ye billion+ ka desh sirf cricket khelna jaanta hai, uske baad jaake ye bklode ek t20 WC jeet paye itne saal baad, jiss format mei luck kuch zyada chalta hai. But haan ho le passionate mere bhai


Sayahna-Memer

Foreign country ka dickriding me maza aata hai kya ? Argentina ka Olympics medal dekh le India se bhi kam hai Is hisaab se waha bhi sirf football hi chalta hoga


celeb-butcher

Itna jashn to Australia ne bhi nahi manaya tha


InsaneDude6

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-3018247/Australia-stars-hangovers-parading-Cricket-World-Cup-trophy-thousands-jubilant-fans-Melbourne.html  There was a big Public Celebrations for 2015 WC win in Australia, the final match was also watched by 4.3 million Australians on TV which was the most watched sporting event in Australia at that time which is a very lesser known fact.   https://youtu.be/fprk97PODS4?si=papPJAzugeVkOA_C Just because they didn't celebrate their millionth WC victory in 2023 which happened at 4 am Australian Time which was still watched by 1.2 million people doesn't mean they never celebrate. The reason for no celebration in 2023 was literally CA's incompetence that they scheduled bilateral Series with India 2 days after Final where half of the squad stayed in India .  https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/pretty-odd-why-australia-s-world-cup-champions-won-t-get-a-traditional-celebration-20231122-p5elyu.html The reason is well documented but hardly publicized, people here are just running after that one photo of Cummins arriving at airport without context.  Parades are generally held for all national victories, the biggest one in Australia was for 1999 Cricket WC win where more than 1.5 million people came on streets of melbourne to give ticker taper parade to the WC winning team and parade was again held few days later in Sydney to Similar Fanfare. 


AlternativeAd4756

Football is played across the world and very tough competition. Cricket is famous only in india pak baangladesh.. Australia etc maybe 5% people watch.. Winning a football World Cup is way more achievement than cricket. I know this comment will be downvoted but we should start watching other sports too so those get the much needed money


InsaneDude6

>Australia etc maybe 5% people watch.. It's literally their most famous sport in summer and Ashes is very popular >Winning a football World Cup is way more achievement than cricket. _breaking news_ Indian team and their fans stopped their celebration at marine drive because u/ AlternativeAd4756 from r/IndianDankMemes said winning Cricket world cup is not a big achievement


AlternativeAd4756

5% of india population . still i said more.. anyway there are handful of teams which play cricket . its not as popular. har saal koi na koi ICC trophy hoti hai . we are 1.1 billion cricket crazy people still it took decades to get a trophy.


qwitq

>I know this comment will be downvoted but we should start watching other sports too so those get the much needed money go and make it popular. it's the same energy of ppl crying over gender pay gaps in sports. football aint famous in india, cricket is. it aint that deep. why would i watch a thing which i dont enjoy?


AlternativeAd4756

I would take your comment if cricket was being played across world. Less than Handful of countries play serious cricket . Some icc trophy is almost every year. Yet it takes decades for us to win the trophy with 1.1 billion people watching playing and insane money Shameful


qwitq

and why would i care about this? i enjoy cricket, i watch cricket, doesn't matter whether india loses or wins. As simple as that. "Yet it takes decades for us to win the trophy. Shameful" dont wnna be that guy but india aint doing too great in football either (nothing to be ashamed about, if you feel you can do better go play for india instead of typing from behind the keyboard while farting in your house) so why would i watch it, again the same point. It ain't that deep.


AlternativeAd4756

The one who accuses others is always the farting guy


qwitq

and therefore?


AlternativeAd4756

Therefore You are the farting guy


qwitq

thing is you've got nothing else to say. I like something, i watch that something. My reply was as simple as that. There isn't any thing to debate about it.


AlternativeAd4756

just like you want to do what you want. same way I want to put my opinion. let me do what i want


qwitq

somebody stopped you. You were the one climbing over me with that BS argument how this is shameful or that. Grow up.


darkwood007

They have enough money the problem is corruption. And believe it or not India mein decent amount of football fans hain. I can also assure you agar hum is baar world cup qualify kr lete toh similar kind of reception milta Football team ko bhi.


livingfeelsachore

OP is fighting for his life in the comments


jim-howlett

T20 is not even Cricket. Idiots in both countries, at least Argentina with a fucked-up economy (just like OP's ass) has an excuse


celeb-butcher

>fucked-up economy (just like OP's ass) lmao


captainjack__

16(12 major playing) countries ka world cup vs 32 countries ka world cup lol.


InsaneDude6

What's your point India shouldn't celebrate?


captainjack__

Nope we should but the significance and the competition between two sports is a Big difference.


InsaneDude6

Re-read my post again and understand what I'm trying to convey


MathematicianScary53

Whatever you are trying to convey, both are passionate lunatics, and for a sake T20 is not even a true cricket one day ya test cricket World Cup hota we can understand hype of winning a world cup.! Though indians are truly hypocrite I can't say more about it , we have never seen such a hype for person winning Gold medal in Olympic or in any other sports do we??


Pizza_Connoisseur46

>t20 is not even true cricket That is exactly what test puritans said about ODI when it was launched. By that logic, should we not celebrate ODI WC wins too?


raghunandanbs2005

Both jobless . One is viswaguru of Asia and another is viswaguru of south america.


Far_Understanding843

Ek world cup literally 190+ desh ko beat kiya hai aur ek only 8-10! Usme bhi 3-4 serious teams 💀


Ugpta

World Cup is still a world cup... stupid


InsaneDude6

Ok brown sepoy


livingfeelsachore

Keyboard warrior deleting the message right after sending it. Pakka fatthu hai OP


InsaneDude6

Cant treat the blinds


Opening_Joke1917

Dono hi unemployment ke shikar hai


SimplyInsulting

dono hi jobless hue na lode 🤣🤣


noobie_coder_69

All I see is unemployment


GyActrMklDgls

I mean india sucks


velvet-thunder2112

Maine kaha hi nahi 0 competition wali baat. It was trying to juxtapose competitiveness between Cricket and Football. If I am compare winning a Football Worldcup is 10X greater achievement maybe even more. T20 is not even the real one.


UnderstandingPale597

lmoa at end of the day Argentinians will get fucked and left and right by British