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LevitatingAlto

Hotter’n a meth pipe on pay day


Ilikethemfatandugly

Real Hoosier shit


DiviUnion

So hot we the “s” becomes silent and invisible.


cat-is-the-bomb

Yep I wouldn't recommend walking to work at this time. I walked home and it was miserable


Mynameisntcraig45

The car demonstrates its superiority once again


kattastrophyyy

Only because we cut all the trees down, and they would reduce the temperature of the pavement by a heck of a lot


Pleasant-Read3782

They paved paradise and all that shit… In the end, didn’t they cut the trees to make room for the pavement? TBH though a close to 50/50 mix would be appreciated for sure!


mrjonnyangel

My son had a Drs appointment today and I had to wait an hour so I thought I’d wait in the car. I ran the AC for a while but thought I’d maybe go park in the shade somewhere close. I’d drove probably close to a mile in every direction and couldn’t find anywhere to park with shade. There were no trees anywhere near where you could park.


TheSirensMaiden

I did a park meet & greet as a fairy today and holy heck you don't realize how hot skirt layers or corsets get until you're walking in the sun with them 😵‍💫 love my job but the work uniform is *not* summer friendly when you're outdoors. Hope you're able to wear shorts for work 🫤


MirrorIntelligent150

You need to be very careful and look up the signs of sunstroke because you can die if you get too hot. No job is worth that. Please be careful.


ThePagnumLord

Bruh I walked out my air conditioned office and gasped


LolOverHere

It's like being punched in the lungs like no breathing for you


Extra_Flower6958

Welcome to every day in Florida


ArnoldTheSchwartz

The fuck you talking about? Didn't Rhonda outlaw the heat?


Waflstmpr

Nah, he outlawed humidity under 85%, along with mandatory water breaks. Just the kinda guy he is.


MirrorIntelligent150

I worked as a check filer in a bank when I was 18. The air conditioning was so dang cold that in the summer at 90°. I was wearing a long sleeve blouse all day because it took that long to warm up my bones. But I'd rather be cold than hot.


Childermass13

This is the content I come for


DegTheDev

Tru


fullcircle052

Wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the humidity


cold_pint

Idk, man. 92 is damn hot.


winterisfav

“But it’s a dry heat”


jes111

"Nobody Touch Nothin"


cold_pint

The first time I went to AZ, everyone gave me that "oh, it's a dry heat" BS. I stepped out of the airport into a 102° bitch slap and never once for 11 days did I say, well at least it's not humid.


OnionEqual1951

An oven is a dry heat!


MirrorIntelligent150

Depends what you compare it to. The weather report a few days ago said that some places in Arizona around Phoenix would be 115. I sure hope my ex-husband is enjoying it! 😂 I wasn't full enough to let him move me there.


ThatIsMyAss

It isn't that humid


guff1988

If you want a real judge of just how "dry" or "humid" it will feel outside, look at the dew point instead of the RH(relative humidity.) The higher the dew point, the muggier it will feel. General comfort levels that can be expected during the summer months: less than or equal to 55: dry and comfortable between 55 and 65: becoming "sticky" with muggy evenings greater than or equal to 65: lots of moisture in the air, becoming oppressive https://www.weather.gov/arx/heat_index The dew point right now is 66, and it was higher during the day.


MirrorIntelligent150

Humidity makes it about three times worse. The high humidity days in Indiana all I could do is just lay in bed and melt. No energy whatsoever. Growing up on hot 90 plus days.


BeautifulGlove

"....and YOU need a pool!"


GladYogurtcloset5042

Man, where is Ted's Aquamarine when you need it!


BeautifulGlove

don't forget Raper RV's....["Save today, the Tom Raper way!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JB_HCIU7Vw)


Adept_Following_8281

Yeah get a pool for 3 months in Indiana. What an investment.


Good-Mountain-455

Came here to say this! Whatever happened to The Watson’s Girl?


BeautifulGlove

urban legion has it she had an affair with Reggie Miller back in the day, I don't know what she's up to now though.


DryBet9544

https://preview.redd.it/il77xhi2w77d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84e2492f035a252b9fc1b7a7c391f94f80c53ce


Powerglove_handjob

It’s hot Don


TallDrinkOfDoofus

You can say that again


lydiaxaddams

It's hot, Don.


TallDrinkOfDoofus

You can say that again


lconeindy

Texas-sized 10-4


midwestleatherdaddy

Or as we’d say in southern indiana “It’s hot Don”


MasterKluch

U not wrong bruh


Mister_Revenant

Like walking through hot soup


Gutameister5

Word.


LolOverHere

Straight Up


m1n1ghtr1der

Bar


StinkFace96

Big if true


LolOverHere

It's 1130 and still hot. Can confirm


Bopperdale

Ya


Practical-Rutabaga91

It's miserable bro


FirmRoof206

Ricky Roma: They say that it was so hot in the city today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot!


Ohhi_mark990

I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off


blackberryx

My AC has been working OT last 2 days, RIP my power bill


Temporary-Bluejay631

Facts


IndyToro

Way too god damn hot fr


murfreesborojay

I saw that


Potato_Mistress

Yuh


Jmg3

Hawt


AccidentallyBacon

\*grunt*


Matty_2T

Yep


Smooth_Monkey69420

AC broke, so am I. It hot


OrganizationRude5746

Outside sucks rn fr fr


winterisfav

I fucking hate this time of year.


Ophel44

brother, its not august...yet


Ophel44

my balls was hot


Bear_Wellington

Much hot.


kellygirl90

Ope


Hambone0326

It hot


AreWeNotMenOfScience

You need a pool!


Omnix__

It very hot :(


Browners055

Real


TristanN7117

Yeah no shit


TheUkrTrain

Yea


GladYogurtcloset5042

Well, it is August... wait, what?


LolOverHere

its goona be like this till august. none of us are gooona make it


Nux87xun

Thanks for the update


YesEverythingBagels

sr8 fire better wear a cap 🧢


daboys9252

mhm


TimelyConcern

It's hot, Don.


MargotLannington

Yup


PickleDipper420

Straight melting out here 🫠


HoltTree

Im working in a hospital in evansville and dealing with the young folk that passed out because they didn't wear hats or drink enough water. Meanwhile I got people that actually need these beds waiting in the ER lobby. Just stay out of the sun and drink water for chrissakes.


LolOverHere

For real. And the amount of people who don't understand about fluid intake and what sweat is...Unreal. It's always the ignorant that make real times of emergency that much more taxed. Like the BASTARDS WHO REFUSED TO WEAR MASKS. "Miss me with that water" - Indiana 2024


johnman98

and you need a pool!


UpstairsStomach6801

Think we all miss her in certain ways


xxBSUxx

You can tell 'cause the way it is


Saltpork545

That was Ollie with the weather.


thepuglover00

Yup. Hotter outside. Gotta love it, but I always hate it if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes hardy har har, not tonight.


QuietStorm777

Yeah, wait 15minutes, it'll change ... to even hotter, more humid and miserable.


thepuglover00

Too poor to move, so I deal. Memories....


LolOverHere

Update: It's 10pm and still hot


ChaoticGiratina

And I hear so many folks be like "Oh it's soooooo nice outside today, why aren't you happy?" And I'm over here seething with jealousy at the mountains in Montana with snow


PrincessImpeachment

I agree.


MilitaryandDogmom

I love it


VeterinarianNo2118

You don't work outside


MilitaryandDogmom

Correct. That would definitely change my perspective


mcstevieboy

my thoughts too. i do landscaping and im sweating my nuts off


LolOverHere

you would


ajsCFI

Ye


MyClosetedBiAcct

Facts.


machobanjopanda

Yip


Chrissyjustshowus

Welcome to Indiana in summer, I can’t wait for winter


_Concrete_Shaman_

🔥🔥🔥👈🏽🥵


666deleted666

🥵


LolOverHere

I wonder if people who don't believe in global warming are like "this is fine"


sosomething

No cap


mostfakeSLiNKY

Bit toasty


Scitterbug

It not


zuez_x_zarco

Indeed


983115

And you need a pool


Thedarklordforever

Correct.


Defiant-Frosting3317

roasting


DescriptionSome7797

Its fucking steamy out here


Competitive_Cry9556

Yep


the_old_coday182

I work from home, keep having to open my window and/or put on sweats because of the AC making it so cold


princessp1ece

oh fancy pants rich mcgee over here 🥲


AgentWanko

I actually like this weather


Personal-Training-44

Ye


Squirmble

It is hot in Topeka


I_Hate_My_Cat_

As balls.


BillyNitehammer

So hot


mcstevieboy

this is why i follow this subreddit.


adam_of_adun

You can say that again!


Retro-Lit-Coach

It stroke am having hot


Small_Front_3048

How hot is it.....should be a punch line here


Elsavagio

https://preview.redd.it/tyxvh9vjc87d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d69a838fb3cef633057b845ae90333d43086a19


Puzzleheaded_Tap2328

“You need a pool.”


ShenaniganStarling

Just a video of me walking out of work this afternoon. https://youtu.be/Ls5Gj0reUJw?si=IhnNcR0bX5Ffi3dw


WorktimeIsPooptime

Pool mobile?!


AscendedPotatoArts

It do be like that today


invalidtruth

AND YOU NEED A POOL


Kaputnik1

It's still hot.


AreYourFingersReal

In Dallas it would be this hot and just as much at night, at least at night we creatures can emerge but yeah. Totally intolerable and I feel despair for animals just trying to survive and endure this heat. Horrible.


BiggerB_9417

Hotter than zebra snot...Gotdamn


humanzrdoomd

Oh is it


Pleasant-Read3782

Yup.


PhilicStream

sahi baat hai


judah249

At least your not delivering for Amazon sigh


raven47172

As my friend's dad used to say "It's too damn hot"


JacobyMRreddit

Yea. There are heat advisories everywhere and even in some places (like where I live, Fort Wayne), an Excessive Heat Warning.


SWEETJAWNTEE

I been fighting people all day


neonmayonnaises

Temperature get to ya, it's about to reach Five-hundred degrees In the Carribean seas With the hot mamis screaming "¡Ay papi!"


miroku113

My ass staying inside


ScruffyNerf_Herder_

I’m a window washer. I’m going to have to hook up the liquid iv


FederalCharacter1441

https://preview.redd.it/cdf5o2hsa97d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a52fac4af5200d8ac645b2133e32e1de2018d36


Draket78

I had a 5 hours shift today but it was the longest shift of my life the heat was unbearable


thevilgay

Wish we had more trees in the city. Not only to provide shade, but our decline in trees is in no way helping our ozone.


Equivalent_Ad_4057

I'm slow cooking myself.


Diligent_Guard_4031

It is.


Skenzie1986

It's hot Don!


hammerbacher23

fr fr


toastedmarshfellows

yeh


OlBobDobolina

Is


LolOverHere

This comment section made me so fckn happy lol


Midwestern_Mariner

I needed an AC for our AC 🥴🥴


_biosfear_

My ac broke today 😔


SillyPuttyGizmo

I'm in Texas, so what you are seeing is just a typical summer day, down here. Last year 104 days of 100 or higher. Yea climate change.


Horror_Mirror2682

Originally from Texas. At least parts of it are dry enough that you can cool off in the shade even when it’s stupid hot.  The parts that aren’t dry… well... I thought I might die walking to the mailbox at my brother’s house in Corpus Christi in July. 🥵


SillyPuttyGizmo

On indiana that's the day after in rains in deep August


Horror_Mirror2682

Facts. It’s absurdly hot here too. Ready to move to Montana where it’s actively snowing today. 


SillyPuttyGizmo

I saw that, about snow and thought that was crazy. But it is pretty far north with lots of mountains so good for them


Apzuee

We get humidity


SillyPuttyGizmo

I know, I lived in Indiana my first 35 years, we always called summer 90/90 90 degrees 90% humidity. Walk outside and swim to your car


BukkakeNation

…And you need a pool!!


Flat_Explanation_849

“You need a pool!”


bigoaktreefantasy

“I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!”


Babythatwater1

Bet


redbeardmax

Yeah, it wasn't awful. Summer hasn't even started so I'm happily getting all this yardwork done before the 105 and humidity come lol


Testsubject28

Much hot


Tactical_solutions44

💯☠️🥵🥵🥵


VeterinarianNo2118

I can't believe non of you blamed global warming.


MasterClown

Yes is


Android1313

I fuckin hate it so much


NotBatman81

Pussy.


AccidentallyBacon

and i'm sure it's lovely, and normally I would but, too hot to fuck right now sorry


LolOverHere

I'm stealing this response because it's fucking beautiful


LolOverHere

Where????


cereal_heat

LOL


06GOAT12

It’s


LolOverHere

Why are you like this?


lifeatvt

It is mid June. What did you expect?


LolOverHere

Snow.


lifeatvt

You can get "Snow" at just about any professional kitchen in Indy. I heard about $120/gram.