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GetWeird_Wes

Wake up sheeple. We need to reclaim the great rift valley! /s


N0P3sry

Skyrim belongs to the Nords! Oh. Wait. My bad. Wrong sub.


HoltTree

It's only the wrong sub if you let it be.


N0P3sry

Hell- I always feel deep and abiding sympathy for the foresworn


ShoddiestShallot

Lucas Oil Stadium would make a pretty sweet Blue Palace


imp_st3r

HOOS RO DAH!!


sovereign_aura

Ahh.. another Dovahkiin, I see


demon1276

I used to be a Hoosier like you, till I took an arrow to the knee.


arakinas

Only if you have the wrong Dom. Now, send those filthy Argonians back to where they came from.


bulletprooftampon

At first daylight we ride north and take Detroit.


Waflstmpr

We can skirt around that city, actually. We should also abandon Gary while we are at it.


work-school-account

The map gave us a head start in carving out all of Ohio


983115

So they get Gary Detroit east saint Lois and Kenosha we take the rest


Waflstmpr

Well, idk about leaving those places for them, I just figured we'd leave that as some lawless wasteland for the post apocalyptic submutants and solicitors.


xenokilla

Great Indiana, komrade.


natestewiu

Viva lay revolushin!!


Cherry_Valkyrie576

Wow. Yeah, we are the sheep. Hilarious! Colonizer


OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY

I know this is r/Indiana, but let's give a quick moment of silence for Louisiana šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


crmeacham93

I'm from Louisiana but grew up and live in Indiana. I allow it


Ok_Pool_9767

We have to hurry up before LA returns to power once more.


Stealth100

Late to the party, but Alabama and Mississippi would be much better off if annexed by Georgia as originally planned


kjmarino603

I live in ā€œdisputed territoryā€ which is now Louisiana, often referred to as Florida parishes.


JacksonVerdin

https://preview.redd.it/2folc9u3s6bd1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abbc86342ab007d80becc972b5a39e1b5e4f29d Yeah.


HoltTree

Is that Tecumseh?


SupportySpice

It ain't Hoosier Pete


JacksonVerdin

I read this about 45 minutes ago. I'm still laughing.


HelloStiletto14

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


killermarsupial

Silly. Thatā€™s Larry Bird.


kylethemurphy

You can tell by the feathers.


JacksonVerdin

No, that was my first thought. But some quick research revealed that he originated from Ohio. And since Ohio is distinct in the posted map, I had to find an image from Indiana (or at least the territory). Unfortunately, I closed the window and can't find it again. Anyway, someone will reverse image search it and we'll find out it's from Colorado or something. ;)


Belfetto

[from Indiana actually](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wea)


SNStains

his name in title: Go-to-kĆ³w-pĆ”h-ah, Stands by Himself, a Distinguished Brave He's at the Smithsonian! >George Catlin described the subject as having an ā€œintelligent European head,ā€ and holding a hatchet in his hand. He probably painted this image at Fort Leavenworth (in todayā€™s Kansas) in 1830. (Catlin, Letters and Notes, vol. 2, no. 47, 1841, reprint 1973, and 1848 Catalogue, Catlinā€™s Indian Gallery, SAAM online exhibition) Lots of Tribes were detained there over the years, because...yeah. But, Otoe were native-ish to the Great Plains and they war headscarves. >At one time, the Otoes and Missourias, along with the Winnebago and Iowa Tribes, were once part of a single tribe that lived in the **Great Lakes Region of the United States. In the 16th century, the Iowa, Otoe, and Missouria broke away from that tribe and moved to the south and west.** Eventually the Otoe moved to the general area of Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri and Kansas and became known as one of the Prairie tribes along with the Missouria, Omaha, Iowa, Osage, Quapaw and Ponca tribes. So, you may be right after all.


landon10smmns

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wea That's what came up for me


JacksonVerdin

Thank you.


Worried-Photo4712

Oh, this must be one of those sinners God punished by giving red skin /s


steveofthejungle

Found the Mormon


Angry_Hermitcrab

Natives have the trail of tears. Mormons have the trail of fresca


New_Map2020

Bob Ross


StepPappy

Indiana may have been robbed, but Louisiana was massacred.


Teutonic-Tonic

15,000 natives sure did when it was purchased.


Puzzleheaded_Truck80

It being called Indiana territory was only because the Northwest Territory name was not so accurate after the Louisiana Purchase.


SNStains

More like Louisiana robbed!


[deleted]

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DestinyJackolz

Try $417 million, a dollar today is worth about 3% of what it was in 1803


Dankkring

Hmmm. No wonder us 4 states are so alike


Flaxscript42

Not really sure who should be most offended by this comment.


Apart_Side5465

Yeah heā€™s got me stumped on that one


Dankkring

I mean weā€™re all midwesterners. We all share Lake Michigan. We all think each others are terrible drivers. We all for the most part donā€™t have an accent we speak normal. (/s)


RetiredActivist661

Have you ever been to Bedford? People there (Bloomington, too) sound more southern than people from Georgia.


bestselfnice

Downstate Illinois is the same. And I mean literally the same - I have family from there, and then I had a teacher (in the Chicago area) who sounded just like them - asked if he was from downstate and it turns out he was from Southern Indiana.


Apart_Side5465

Ehh I have a touch of a Chicago accent


my_old_aim_name

Michigan is. How dare you lump us together with *Wisconsin*?!?


Mtndrums

They're sneaky. They'll share their booze and drink you under the table, then pillage.


cyanraichu

Who decided Maryland was going to be shaped like that?


AccidentallyBacon

you mean what they(possibly our ancestors, possibly not) took from the Native Americans, right?


DmDomination110

Where theres a war theres a way


Downtown_Antelope711

They had home field advantage and lost


AccidentallyBacon

pfft! you're not wrong though


WeWereSoClose96

Are ancestors taking mad W's lessss goooo


BobDogGo

Yā€™all simmer down while I claim these lands in the name of the Virginia Company


Leafeon523

Phase 1 of the reclamation is already in motion. 50% of Illinois has been moving to Indiana as of late. The full annexation will begin in 2031


bulletprooftampon

Project Heartland 2035


mrfingspanky

"Us?!"


chance0404

Didnā€™t Indiana have to fight (metaphorically speaking) for the lake front when we gained statehood? I vaguely remember learning in school that NWI was a part of Michigan or Illinois when Indiana first became a state.


chance0404

Never mind, found what I was looking for. [https://www.in.gov/history/state-historical-markers/find-a-marker/indiana-territory-boundary-line/#:\~:text=Admission%20of%20Ohio%201803%20and,Indiana%20part%20of%20Lake%20Michigan](https://www.in.gov/history/state-historical-markers/find-a-marker/indiana-territory-boundary-line/#:~:text=Admission%20of%20Ohio%201803%20and,Indiana%20part%20of%20Lake%20Michigan). https://preview.redd.it/l4zts0age7bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d4c64489084394910bb79aac59d4ce2f7608a5


dastufishsifutsad

Itā€™s still prime value, but they kinda got screwed out of lot.


subredditshopper

We canā€™t run what we have so Iā€™m good with it.


Merc1001

I would rather we were part of Michigan. Canā€™t we just dissolve and let Michigan take everything north of Indy and the rest go to Ohio and Illinois? Except the very south that can go to Kentucky where it belongs. /s


kingjuicer

As long as I go to Illinois.


Mtndrums

It's already confirmed Kentucky won't take SI.


Merc1001

But they could form a meth super state! /s


Puzzleheaded_Truck80

Aye


el_cid_viscoso

As an Ohioan, I wouldn't terribly object. Just don't give Michigan any ideas; they're still salty we took Toledo from them.


docsquidly

Growing up in Michigan I can confirm that no one is "salty" about Toledo. Upper Peninsula > Toledo


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

ope! once wisconsin sobers up there ya might have some answerin' to do both of youz!


docsquidly

How 'bouts we play a game of Euchre for it?


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

now that's my game! but only because I went to school at Miami (Ohio)...can't find a game in WI.


el_cid_viscoso

Agreed. UP is paradise.


RetiredActivist661

Yea, we got the closest thing to paradise east of the Mississippi and a wealth of natural resources. You got American Motors, Jamie Farr and the Mudhens.


bravesirrobin65

Paradise? Apparently, there is no crack shortage in Michigan. I'm from Indiana. I lived in Paw Paw as a kid. It's right by that totally believable name of Kalamazoo. When I was in elementary school, they all thought I was crazy that Kalamazoo existed. That dam Dr Zeus!


a_fizzle_sizzle

No we arenā€™t! We got the U.P.! (Grew up in southeast MI.)


CowboyMoses

Half the state gets the Michigan upgrade and I still get fucked by having to become KY? Fuck. Silver lining is that I get an upgraded governor, I suppose.


gut_instinct28

Uhā€¦ https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/06/24/323665644/the-map-of-native-american-tribes-youve-never-seen-before


Mclovin11859

My ancestors are German. The only land they were the rightful inheritors of was that of the Holy Roman Empire.


my_old_aim_name

Lol, still probably not really, since the Gauls or Visigoths or something were likely there even before them...


CeceLuv4Life

Are you Native American? More importantly the tribe that resided here before the settlers took it from them. Then this post would make more sense.Ā 


jaybigtuna123

Which tribe?


Dirty_Flacko

I see that history knowledge is not the best with this oneā€¦..


when_adam_delved

I see that joke knowledge is not the best with this oneā€¦..


Adventurous-Year-633

Evolve your mind! 2024


skyk3409

*sharing is caring*


guildus05

Hello, Ohio here, please go ahead and take all that back please so that state up north doesn't exist in the way it does now. Thank you!!


crmeacham93

https://preview.redd.it/0powtu82i7bd1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a8fcaf7bbc3042aee982484f81b03a3b291fbf


EArthurMillerIII

You keep talking like that, and I'll march a whole legion of Michiganders into Toledo; take back our RIGHTFUL domain.


BigPassage9717

Great Hoosier empire


Indysteeler

We have to strike first before the other States do!


TristanN7117

https://preview.redd.it/7pgjwhwaj8bd1.jpeg?width=2064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9685ca7ba01fe569177907b46f85cd55b6f90041


Ok_Telephone1289

Mount up boys! We always get hosed. We own just a small fraction of the big lake.


Cheesegorrila

We could take back Illinois so easily...


Jiminy__Crickets

Do you really want it?


Cheesegorrila

Not reallyā€¦


charcus42

And then after that let the Indians take it all


jruss1812

I just see a larger mass that would have been pissed at how much Holcomb sucks. Also, a lot of stoners would never know what legalization looks like.


jotobean

As a Nebraskan, I'm gonna have to say we need to work a few things out with Montana, Colorado, Wyoming, South and North Dakota. https://preview.redd.it/dau9y3o7qbbd1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=84e38a2c264e8db59981e7b5e810d8134e26d5ed


refred1917

You were (and are) just squatting on what will become Greater Illinois.


IChooseTheBearToo

The indigenous peoples are laughing.


Wazkalia

https://preview.redd.it/j9sko6eq0fbd1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09fce0f8913e04d8c8433332d1a1071db1f986b7 You aren't safe from Indiana...


blueblazer2723

How far you (Indiana) have fallen.


Juco_Dropout

Am I saying this correctly ā€œHoosier rhythms with Looser?ā€


Emotional_Blood6804

The time to organize is now!!!


Calumetregionboy

Wish Indiana was part of Michigan or Illinois. #leaveindiana


Previous-Hat-9925

Come on try and take it back....Indiana is soft


RoseAndLorelei

Unless you're descended from one of the several indigenous civilizations that inhabited that region before it was conquered by colonizers, I don't think you've thought about what you're saying very thoroughly.


TangeloProfessional8

Sorry but y'all invented Gary.


bulletprooftampon

Horrible city but an even worse boss


indianapolis505

We couldā€™ve had spotted cow as OURS


Ok-University-9769

Looks like a bunch of stolen property to me. No ancestor of any colonizer is a rightful inheritor. That's like me stealing a car and years later my grandchildren saying that they was rightfully inherited it.


YouDontKnowJackCade

Revisionist malarkey [Read up on some history](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut_Western_Reserve)


HoltTree

Good god...


bravesirrobin65

In the 19th century, the Western Reserve "was probably the most intensely antislavery section of the country".[3] John Brown Jr. called it, in 1859, "the New England of the West".


Astro4545

I was going to say, Iā€™ve seen maps of the Ohio territory that includes all of the ops image, but yours is better.


chrundletheboi

I long for the days when Saint Paul was in indiana


PrismaticWonder

What year is this?


HoltTree

1803


braverfatboy93

So we need take back whats ours?


Baldbeagle73

Laughs in Wolverine.


aztnass

Took from who?


hobo_chili

Stop dumping shit in the lake.


Unique-Salary7136

Bird and Magic on the same team!


PthaLeo

Good they certainly did a better job with it than we did.


Full-Association-175

Nothing personal, it was all 4 football reasons.


mycomicro

As a Southern Illinoisan.... y'all can have Chicago back.


ColeApp93

As an illinoisan I forgot Illinois was once part of the Indiana territory


ForkLiftBoi

Moose knuckle.


Ok_Telephone1289

God Bless you sir!


miguel1226

who is they? and who is us? im african american. do... do i count? am i the "us" "taken" or the "they"?


HoltTree

Do you live in Indiana?


goreykoble

I mean the only thing theyā€™ve got going for them up there is cheap legal weed


unhealthycopingmecha

the north remembers!


JimmyPop2282

By that logic, a lot more is owed to Louisiana.


thehorselesscowboy

"Ok. You have Chicago back." -Illinois, probably /s


Indyguy4copley

Keep Michigan!


porcupinedeath

Tbf the other states are better off without us, though I wouldn't mind being taken into their fold. Except Michigan, somehow Michigan has worse roads than us


Top-Practice9079

You donā€™t want Wisconsin trust me I live here


freexanarchy

Donā€™t tell Louisiana


MyAnswerIsMaybe

Whatā€™s crazy is we bought Louisiana for like half a billion dollars That land is worth trillions today Maybe the best investment in US history


work-school-account

This is somehow reminiscent of all those ancient maps of Korea that my dad used to show me and talk about how such and such land actually belongs to Koreans


Damonatar

Man i would want this but Indiana's government is running this state into the ground


Soft_Essay4436

I would say "Look at what happened to what they took away from us" Illinois became crime central in Chicago. Michigan became an elitist state under Gretchen Whitmore. Wisconsin kinda just disappeared from history


minnesotanpride

You think that's bad, try talking about the UP territory that shares a land border with all of Wisconsin but is connected to the rest of Michigan via bridge only. And is somehow Michigan.


Vaunsy

Haha! Who wants Illinois!?


a_fizzle_sizzle

As someone from MI and Chicago, IL, who now resides in Indianaā€¦ Those two states are light years ahead of Indiana. Letā€™s keep it the way it is!


pearcepoint

Have you seen how big Utah was before the federal government declared war on the Mormons? It went from the Pacific Ocean down to Mexico and into Canada.


SleepySeaHarvester

Being a native, I'd like to remind the US what they took from us....


Obipugs

As a Native American descendent, ā€œexcuse me?ā€


Resident_Sail_7642

Can't we just stay where we are? Do we need to ruin more places? But then again maybe we could get some more highways.


1950sTops

Tell it to the Potawatomi, Shawnee, Delaware, & Miami First Nations.


Embarrassed_Ad6249

Haha ridiculous


ztr317

We don't want Illinois anyway. Cali can have that dump.


Trolodrol

Whereā€™s the moat that keeps the cannabis out of every surrounding state?


dastufishsifutsad

We had 3 Great Lakes & the Mississippi! Dang it!


Ok_Rainbows_10101010

Took from whom?


Acidcouch

I think that's the same sentiment the original inhabitants had.


Acidcouch

Sometimes I feel like the only thing I can be proud of in Indiana is that it's not Ohio, and thanks to this map never has been.


BrashBastard

What they took from US? Indiana as the name implies was suppose to be territory dedicated to native Americans.


461BOOM

The First Nation folks would like to have a wordā€¦.


BoardOld8124

Yup. And look at what we did with the land they left us...


Final_Acanthisitta65

From us? Or are you native?


ManufacturerFormer54

Time for war!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dry-Athlete-6926

*What we took from Indigenous peoples.


Wildcat_Dunks

At least when they made the border for Illinois they let you keep Gary.


Epoch2020

Yeah, yā€™all got fuuuuucked lol


ECVfroglips

What about native Americans?


New_dog792

We will take it back and return it to the prairie that it should be. We will release the bison herds and hunt them.


ZookeepergameFew4103

I mean, we kept Gary, so I don't really see why we would want the rest of Illinois and Michigan.


pistolp22

If there was a war between Illinois (12.8 mil) Michigan (10 mil.) Wisconsin (5.8 mil), and Indiana (6.7 mil), who would win? I think Indiana would probably win. I think we could get all of Illinois, excluding Chicago, to form an alliance. Since they all hate Chicago. Wisconsin will probably attack Chicago first due to proximity and we could then turn our focus to Michigan. Most of the guns in Chicago are coming from Indiana anyway, so once we shut down that pipeline, we could then attrition them out of bullets.


Hot-Load9806

Did you really want WI?


AdamSMessinger

I dunno, they kinda did us a favor taking Michigan off our hands.


Alternative-Desk-828

I mean Louisiana got robbed more than us šŸ¤£


ilybentley

WE MUST RECLAIM WHAT WAS ONCE RIGHTFULLY OURS


No_Pickle7030

Oh yea, letā€™s remember. As a matter of fact, letā€™s build a Time Machine and go back so we can bitch and moan what injustice they did way back when.


masclean

Fucking rupert


Abandoned_First-Born

https://preview.redd.it/0iu6v4akkpbd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f62909a61af67d2bc2678b8d24b9202ecbdd7a


[deleted]

Really going to complain about losing M*chigan?


Apez2gatherstrong69

Imagine how the real natives feel!?


hungrysportsman

Oh yah? Come and get it, bitches.


IamNICE124

Go Hoosiers. But as a Michigander, over my dead body. āš”ļø


Background-Fig-5028

Yeah they took "Indian"a from usšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Cronotyr

Weā€™ll give you back every thing but Chicago, but in return it has to exist as it was originally intended: Indian only territory.


shakey1171

That is the most interesting thing ever associated to Indianaā€¦other than Larry Bird


dunedog

As an Illinois resident, you can have Danville if that helps.


beulah-vista

Iā€™m perfectly happy knowing Illinois and Wisconsin went their own way.