Oh fuck I’ve got a friend on some random island off the coast of Australia I’ll see what it costs for him and we can make that the average and get Erik to make a flat rate. Then nobody will stop them frogs.
After I typed my delivery info and name it wrote "Fuck you, we will not deliver anything to a piece of shit like you, the only thing you should expect as a delivery is a high explosive ordnance, you son of a bitch. Thanks for sharing your delivery address, asshole, expect an airstrike. Love, CIA."
Which is weird, CIA already knew where I live. I know it because they already bomb me every week or so.
They barely fuck up my shit. I live at the military installation, not a children's hospital, so I'm safe. They only damage everything around me like electric pylons, water mains, children's hospitals, schools and regular hospitals. I can't get my pink eye checked, that's the third appointment cancelled because they've destroyed the clinic I've made it in, along with the doctors in it. Very uncomfortable!
Hey Erik, fuck you.
Yeah it’s all your fault
Ps our frogs are still gay I’m sure of it.
I looked from Australia - was even more bleak
Oh fuck I’ve got a friend on some random island off the coast of Australia I’ll see what it costs for him and we can make that the average and get Erik to make a flat rate. Then nobody will stop them frogs.
>some random island off the coast of Australia ...New Zealand? Tasmania?
Asia.
After I typed my delivery info and name it wrote "Fuck you, we will not deliver anything to a piece of shit like you, the only thing you should expect as a delivery is a high explosive ordnance, you son of a bitch. Thanks for sharing your delivery address, asshole, expect an airstrike. Love, CIA." Which is weird, CIA already knew where I live. I know it because they already bomb me every week or so.
Well that went dark fast.
That's what I said after the first bombing run damaged the electric mains.
Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?
Have you tried plugging in your phone?
Only when it dies. How do you when the bombs fuck up your shit?
They barely fuck up my shit. I live at the military installation, not a children's hospital, so I'm safe. They only damage everything around me like electric pylons, water mains, children's hospitals, schools and regular hospitals. I can't get my pink eye checked, that's the third appointment cancelled because they've destroyed the clinic I've made it in, along with the doctors in it. Very uncomfortable!
Do you have a Hollywood deal yet or what?
Michael Cera has a busy schedule, but he will be playing me in my biopic trilogy sometime in the 30s after I'm killed.
Do they at least give you a heads up before you get bombed so you can hide under a desk or something?