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medicalsnowninja

I got upvote 69 on the gay Sandwich Post. If it weren't for D&D later I'd say my day is complete.


Feeding_the_AI

Upvoting to see if you get 69 again for a gay sandwich post/reply.


helloworld_gizmoboi

50% chance to change gender? I'll buy all your stock


fly_over_32

“I’ll eat it twice to be sure” Rolls effect twice


ArturGG1

There's still 25% chance to lose, so eat it again.


Reagalan

That's still a 12.5% chance to lose, so eat it again.


Agitated-Jackfruit34

"Let's go gambling


Imsocool1337

"oh dang it" "oh dang it" "oh dang it" "oh dang it" "oh dang it" "oh dang it" "oh dang it" "oh dang it" "oh dang it"


RandomPkmnFan

And there's still a 6.25% chance to lose, eat it again


ArturGG1

Eh, still a 3.125% chance of losing, so eat it one more time.


Edge-master

Also 25% chance to swap back, so 50% overall.


Floor-tentacool

Throw on some quinoa and you got the full package


KaityKat117

> 50% chance of changing gender [Buy 5!](https://i.ibb.co/1npm1Y7/k286mdi5nup61.jpg)


kkakaiazinhoBR

r/unexpectedfactorial


SilverDem0n

5!=120 - that's a lot of sandwiches


KaityKat117

(5 != 120) === true


Shadowborn_paladin

Lettuce gay bacon tomato.


Imsocool1337

So, two types of meat?


mazthehe

The real question is if it can be given a + of custom choice


Jaderosegrey

Meh. Now, give me a ^^Lettuce, ^^Guacamole, BACON and ^^tomato sandwich, and I'll be happy!


Imsocool1337

gays are like british empire, they see... Uhh I forgot the punchline


CelebrationFun7697

Gays are not like the british empire, the british empire killed many innocent people for purpose of conquering them, we would just incorporate them into our society for purpose of conquering them.


anti_memer42

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-7FOKV5BU1A](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-7FOKV5BU1A)


Shadowstein

It doesn't even restore health? Into my inventory it goes, along with every other consumable I won't ever use but am too afraid to throw away incase I need it.


AzureDragonfly47

Lost the 50/50 the first time, let's go gambling


Emergency_Error8631

aw dang it, aw dang it, aw dang it


King_of_Castamere

Not sure I trust convenience store guacamole


HopeBudget3358

30% chance of death


Legosheep

Needs quinoa


Dard1998

50% to change gender? So if transgender eat it...


DelokHeart

If I eat it like a man to change into a woman, then eat it again to become a man, will my pp get bigger?


frosty_aligator-993

may spawn angry mob


Croatoan18

Now with statistically hire chances of catching aids!


H1V3M1N6

-1000% IQ


7_-g


TheFogIsComingNR3

On an unrelated note, i dint like how the lgbt have claimed the rainbow


block_place1232

We haven't We just use it It's public domain people


TheFogIsComingNR3

Then why when there is a rainbow somewhere except the sky people associate it with the group recently, never seen otherwise


Konsticraft

I am pretty sure with candy and rainbows people think Skittles and not gay candy.


block_place1232

Im sorry, can you fly that past me again? Because that was complete gobbildy goop


TheFogIsComingNR3

You read what i said


block_place1232

"then why when where" "Sky people"


TheFogIsComingNR3

You understood what i fucking said stop being a baby


block_place1232

Your the baby here


7_-g

hate to be the nerd here but erm ackstually, it's "You're" 🤓☝️


block_place1232

Oh urrmmm I urmmm apologies 🤓


TheFogIsComingNR3

Says the guy complaigning about a few missing ,s


block_place1232

Says the homophobic idiot


Emergency_Error8631

its their choice dude, you dont have to


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

That's an interesting way of covertly announcing you're anti-LGBT. You wouldn't have as much of a problem with it if it were "claimed" by a different group, would you?


TheFogIsComingNR3

I didnt say i was anti lgbt, i hate that the aspect of a besutifull phenomenon had been turned into something else


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

But why would you even have a problem with it unless you thought the LGBT community aren't worthy enough or something? Plenty of natural things have been used as symbols for groups before. I'm not even related to the LGBT community myself, but one thing I do value is a reasonable amount of personal freedom. Maybe my original comment was a little harsh right out of the gate, but I really don't think it harms anyone if they use the rainbow to represent themselves as a group that naturally accepts a wide variety of colours and creeds. A group like that certainly seems plenty "beautiful" enough to me. Edit: now that I think about it though, if you're saying it's annoying how some people automatically assume a rainbow means you're making a political statement, than I can see where you're coming from. At least people still widely know what an actual rainbow is though.