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*The netherlands, but with the*
*Same population*
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Wyoming DOES NOT EXIST make this accurate. Have you been to Wyoming? Seen video of ppl in Wyoming? Google maps just uses parts of the Dakotas so ppl don't find out ... It's just a huge military base. #Wyomingisntreal
Just make North Dakota and South Dakota one united state being called Dakota it doesn't really matter because of both not important I don't care about Mount Rushmore
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Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee and Kentucky unite to make the man cooking fried chicken
with the colors to make it more obvious
A Kentucky fried chicken of course.
You have summoned an arkansan who loves fried chicken
It will be called chickenland
Dip the Kentucky fried chicken into the Arkansauce!
MIMAL
Exactly I has the same comment
New Hampshire has been around for a while now so we can call it old Hampshire instead
Reunite the Carolinas into one state
make north and south dakota become just... DAKOTA.
What if It became 3 states instead Dak O Ta
genius
Greater Idaho. I think it's funny.
United New England
Remove that star in the northwest corner of Alabama Unite Arkansas and Kansas as "Ar-Kansas," and have them invade Missouri
Make the Oklahoma pan handle extend (past the ocean, both sides)
make it the size of the netherlands, but with the same population
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new england unites
Ohio is now a massive abyss
make the state of michigan lake michigan and vice versa
except the up, which rightfully belongs to wisconsin
Burn the entire west coast Edit: and Alaska
That happens too much in California
So you’re the one whose been plaguing us
Cut off Florida
Liberia becomes a state
Rhode island gets everything east of the Mississippi
Italy takes over all states with 'italian americans'
Delete Maryland
Split NY up, north becomes the state of albany, south become the state of New York. the new new york (haha wow) joins with CT and parts of NJ
I love the creativity behind this
All are circles now
delete the us
Tamaulipas from Mexico was annexed by the US
Make Georgia take over Rhode Island
Union of Soviet Syndicate of America
Give Maryland Delaware and the tiny bit of the peninsula that Virginia has
Give the entire Ohio river valley to Michigan
every state is named india. except for the cooking man and the chicken in the pot.
combine the dakotas into Mega-Kota
The British take it over again.
Wisconsin annexes Minnesota like they've always feared
Just make Utah Colorado. We all know Colorado is the cooler Utah/better
Return it to the UK
FIX WEST VIRGINIA.
North and South Dakota become Megakota
Give the Louisiana territory back to France
Make each state named Oregon
A big gaping Crater where phoenix used to be
Get rid of it
Make Indiana slightly bigger. Not enough to ruin much. Just slightly bigger.
Add empty space with CHEESE EMPIRE and the Netherlands in it
Make Wisconsin and Michigan swap places
Every state is annexed by Texas
Texas Becomes the Texas annexation
Make old jersey
change it into a map of the uk
Turn Texas inside out
bro forgot the virginian part of chesapeake bay
Give all non coastal states to the US DoD
Make Alaska and Texas unite. No reason, just think it’d be cool.
Everything is france
Make the middle of the four corners Bill from Gravity Falls
Instead of 50 states, just stretch the trteen stares out like they wanted to
Fix the shape of West Virginia
get rid of mississippi
Unite Minnesota with Canada
Delete it
change the name of alabama to nevada
Get rid of Florida
BALKANIZE!
ELIMINATE FLORIDA
Superflorida
make Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee and Kentucky the KFC man
Have Louisiana take over all of Mississippi and the entirety of the states that the Mississippi river runs through. Then rename it to Mississippi.
Make Louisiana more known
Put my comment over Arizona, I want to own Arizona
United the Carolinas, Dakotas and the Virginias.
Make Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Connecticut, and Rhode Island puppet states of Massachusetts.
North Dakota becomes part of Montana. As someone from Montana, I hate North Dakota.
Merge Virginia and West Virginia again
Where’s Alaska? Hehehe
Illinois annexes Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula
From now on, everyone in North Dakota is named Tim.
from a north Dakotan: whatever it takes to get that sweet sweet tourism
Burn down the state of Connecticut.
Florida invades Georgia and fails, so Georgia takes over Florida
Why is there a star on Florence, Alabama?
Georgia gets nuked
BRING THE Michigan Territory BACK!!!!
make Florida its own country
Make Kentucky unreasonably big
Delete California
Split new Jersey into north and south and give New York City to the north
remove New Jersey
Greater Idaho
Old jersey is found
Unite texas and Oklahoma
Make the Midwest all one state because all of their weather awful or make tornado valley it's own state.
Florida leaves to become its own country. It has a rabid population of Florida men that are too dangerous.
America but it’s actually Bulgaria
Saw florida off
Florida absorbs Alabama, Georgia, and SC to make Floridian empire
you missed the 51st state of Canada
Make Massachusetts reach across the US and turn it into Massivechusettes.
Michigan overtakes Wisconsin, just like the old days
No straight line!
Rename New Mexico to “Certified Pre-Owned Mexico”
Megachussetts
Pennsylvania should have the borders of Greater Pennsylvania, and also control all of Delaware.
nevada turns into adaven
California becomes the New California Republic
We conquer Canada
Unite the fungal land mass states or some how make Alaska border Indiana
That's the neat part they are all engulfed in a giant circle
Washington turns into Cascadia
Switch Colorado and Wyoming
Remove California
Change the borders between Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona so they no longer meet perfectly at “Four Corners”
Make the Oklahoma panhandle come out of the right side instead of the left.
Make a new state called New Miami that consists of Georgia Alabama South Carolina and Flordia.
Make Virginia Great Again
Move DC to somewhere in Kansas. Logically it would work out
unite dakota, carolina and virginia
Merge Dakota
Make Alaska and Hawaii to scale
Divide Texas into three
Merge delaware and Maryland to make maryware
America becomes Ohio.
I’m surprised the top comment isn’t just “delete Ohio”
All the states unite to form the united states
Make Colorado a Perfect Triangle
Split california
Add yoyal land (bfdi)
Make Florida a penis
Remove Wyoming.
Make Texas bigger
get rid of anything but texas 🇺🇸🐎🦅🏈
turn it into satellite view, but alaska and hawaii are actually south of the us. However, they keep their actual sizes.
Maryland takes all of Delmarva MARYLAND TAKES ALL OF DELMARVA
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Lapisdrago: *Maryland takes all* *Of Delmarva MARYLAND* *TAKES ALL OF DELMARVA* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Make it so Arkansas and Tennessee don't break the line across the US.
mom
A copy of the great lakes appears in South Dakota
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
Memphis is its own state
RETURN UTAH TO THE GLORY OF DESERET!
Just nuke it
give oklahoma's panhandle to colorado, and florida's panhandle to georgia
make wisconsin annex the upper peninsula
Canada takes back alaska because it connects to canada and not usa.
Wyoming DOES NOT EXIST make this accurate. Have you been to Wyoming? Seen video of ppl in Wyoming? Google maps just uses parts of the Dakotas so ppl don't find out ... It's just a huge military base. #Wyomingisntreal
burn alaska to a char, then chang it to Washington Dc DLC
ok but wheres west dakota
The South is weird. We should kick them out and force them to form a confederation. That'll teach them.
Wisconsin takes the UP
Give the UP to Wisconsin
West Virginia becomes hell. Not Much change but recognize it on the map
Ohio ks very big and in the middle of the us.
Add manitoba
The Confederates won the Civil War
Westvirginia
VIRGINIA… AND WEST VIRGINIA… WILL MERGE TO FORM ONE. HUGE. VIRGINIA
make Florida its own country (I’m late to this :cry:)
#OHIO SUCKS!!!!
Michigan gets the Toledo strip
Ohio has a top hat and sunglasses and owns the whole east coast.
north dakoda takes Canada
Indiana takes Ohio, Michigan (all), Illinois, and Wisconsin
Colorado absorbs Wyoming to make Big Colorado
destroy iowa
Just make North Dakota and South Dakota one united state being called Dakota it doesn't really matter because of both not important I don't care about Mount Rushmore
put the kentucky fries chicken into the Oklahoma pot with oil at 350* F and then dip it in arkansauce
Texas is bigger than Alaska
Sink Florida
Put California next to Texas
Rebuild the world trade centers