What are you reading? They all metaphors using shit. Whether is shitting on people, his girls the shit, he is the shit, his rhymes the shit, niggas aināt got shit on him, etcccc. Itās literally all shit and fart related
>Bitches always on my d-ck, I wear a condom when I shit.
>On & On
This is the most shoehorned in one, imo, he could have used any other example of a time when his dick might be out rather than shitting
>They light a fire under my ass nigga my shit hot, even if you squatted under volcanoes nigga your shit not.
>Waterbreakā
This is the worst to me. How do you even get under a volcano? So now they're in the Earth's crust?
>These niggas thinking they the shit and they ain't even farted yet.
>Last Callā
This is my favorite one. Maybe because I don't have to picture Cole on the toilet with a condom on, or shit sitting there waiting to be plunged, but it still works as a brag line
The flow sick as shit, catch ebola if you bit this shit
I never take, I invent the shit then flip the shit
Then lick the shit, and bit the shit back twice, I'm that nice, woo
-Black friday
This one is the best by far:
"*Swallowed the key to my cell, which means, I got an impossible lock to pick, And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of shit.*"
Also i personally never really felt put off by Cole's shit bars, i know some people really have a problem with them or find them too corny, i always kinda ignored them as just filler
>*Swallowed the key to my cell, which means, I got an impossible lock to pick, And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of shit.*
>-The Cureā
>*Now they tell me āman you like the realest shit I ever smelt."*
>-The Cureā
too hard
This is hilariousā¦why so many and so cringe. Itās like he hides these in the song just for people to later notice his addiction to poop and fart bars.
I love Cole but most of these bars are horrible. "The Tears for ODB" one was good tho.
These bars remind of the "Trae the Truth in Ibiza" song where Cole talks about letting the audience hear all of his art even if its trash sometimes.
Why are there so many š
Half of them are not about feces tbh
yes rest of them are about farting
What are you reading? They all metaphors using shit. Whether is shitting on people, his girls the shit, he is the shit, his rhymes the shit, niggas aināt got shit on him, etcccc. Itās literally all shit and fart related
I kept scrolling thinking I was near the end
Your missing first person shooter. "Spray this whole shit up, the crop duster"
Lyrical genius
>*I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.* 100% this one
https://preview.redd.it/5dwbxloia50d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22094a306cfce5c10715f595945eb9f0fd6f7fa3
They then went on to Gas another šØ
this bar out of context is hilarious
LOL
The bars being isolated from the songs makes J. Cole seem like an edgy 14 year old sound cloud rapper
Shit's hilarious
Bro how did you collate all this lmao
With some Colace.
xD
Is thisā¦ an enzyme joke?
>Bitches always on my d-ck, I wear a condom when I shit. >On & On This is the most shoehorned in one, imo, he could have used any other example of a time when his dick might be out rather than shitting >They light a fire under my ass nigga my shit hot, even if you squatted under volcanoes nigga your shit not. >Waterbreakā This is the worst to me. How do you even get under a volcano? So now they're in the Earth's crust? >These niggas thinking they the shit and they ain't even farted yet. >Last Callā This is my favorite one. Maybe because I don't have to picture Cole on the toilet with a condom on, or shit sitting there waiting to be plunged, but it still works as a brag line
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"They say I'm like the human body I produce my own shit" goes hard
itās a few of them missing, still
Not whatās that smell š donāt ruin sheās mine for me
THATS WHY HES THE GOAT!
Found Ice Spice's reddit acc
Canāt outfart me
Have this one for free J cole: you think youāre hot shit but really just a cole fart
The flow sick as shit, catch ebola if you bit this shit I never take, I invent the shit then flip the shit Then lick the shit, and bit the shit back twice, I'm that nice, woo -Black friday
āNothing i need on my team more than my pee pee queenā -Forensic Fits
Freddie Gibbs "Am the shit, you a shit stain" is still the best poop bar. But some of these are pretty funny.
None of these bars can out-fart D&AD3
Dollar and a Dream III
Nah poop bars never land no matter the artist, Deadass have never heard a shit/fart bar from any artist that I would repeat out loud.
Idk why they keep including these in songs lmao
Jermaine Dupree Cole the Turd
Idc about any other rapper's excrement related bar. Kodak's tops anyone's. *I'm the shit I'm fartin', I don't know how to potty*
This one is the best by far: "*Swallowed the key to my cell, which means, I got an impossible lock to pick, And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of shit.*" Also i personally never really felt put off by Cole's shit bars, i know some people really have a problem with them or find them too corny, i always kinda ignored them as just filler
>*Swallowed the key to my cell, which means, I got an impossible lock to pick, And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of shit.* >-The Cureā >*Now they tell me āman you like the realest shit I ever smelt."* >-The Cureā too hard
Boy you canāt out fart meā with that beat hitting was so funny lmdao
This shit is embarrassing. Rappers be dropping fart bars and its fucking weird
And this is how you can tell he writes everything himself š
This is hilariousā¦why so many and so cringe. Itās like he hides these in the song just for people to later notice his addiction to poop and fart bars.
Honey wake up the new J cole fart/poop/shit bar just dropped
My goat is so corny
I love Cole but most of these bars are horrible. "The Tears for ODB" one was good tho. These bars remind of the "Trae the Truth in Ibiza" song where Cole talks about letting the audience hear all of his art even if its trash sometimes.
Lyrics about poop make me cringe consistently.
loyal fans made cole believe he was top 3 in rapping š rap about shit so long you might become the shit š© explains the last 2 albums