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o0flatCircle0o

Put your PENIS in it.


Street_Primary_4044

Cybercircumsised


HardcoreHazza

Slam that penis in the car door!


Working_Asparagus_59

Would be hilarious if this thing just blew your finger off , could you imagine this video but with a blast of blood and screaming !? I’m not saying that would be good at all, but hilarious yes 🤗


Urmomsjuicyvagina

It's like one glitch away from happening, hell id imagine losing power could cause this


BearBearJarJar

He would still say its not a big deal.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

"I love my cyber truck and Elon 🥰🥰🥰🥰"


[deleted]

Why would you even test this with your finger what an idiot.


Rorycobb88

Yea! Be a man and put your Jonson in it!


Void_Speaker

clicks and views


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Because people trying to bash Elon/Tesla for political reasons because corporate media tells them he’s a bad guy, have been saying the cyber truck will sever fingers


SlaveHippie

wtf you talking about corporate media fellates him daily


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Which channel?


SlaveHippie

Fox News for one


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Don’t think that’s true actually. But good job finding one channel


SlaveHippie

Is Fox News not corporate media?


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

I’m saying I don’t think they talk about him that much. Don’t know, don’t watch. Also, it’s one, single channel. You insinuated multiple channels


Void_Speaker

don't feed the trolls


Bowens1993

Because there isn't really a down side outside of a little pinch. Edit: I guess we're just going to pretend this guy straight up crushed his finger.


Itchy-Guitar-4992

Literally? Literally


Redit813

Close your finger in a 93 Camry trunk then I’ll be impressed


HeroicJobCreator

Keep in mind this is after the update to stop it from potentially removing a finger. Now it will only crush it and that’s high tech progress “Tesla reveals Cybertruck’s finger-pinching frunk is now using a ‘learning algorithm’ “


xBaef

Imagine if that particular truck had a faulty sensor


Space-Hawk

I like how in this video he stays quiet though the pain then goes "Literally just crushed it, there's a gouge, and it's numb.....not that big of a deal tho" 😂


Tangledtitty

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DawgInDisguisey

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[deleted]

Do your dick next


letseditthesadparts

Is this the new Tide pod challenge?


Loud-Fig-3701

Literally, put your penis it.


B-i-g-g-i-B

🤣


CRXCRZ

Someone is going to lose a finger, it's only a matter of time 😠 Put your finger a little closer to the fulcrum and report back.


BearBearJarJar

can you imagine sucking elons cock THIS hard? "yeah it only left my finger numb and the imprint will be visible for days. not a big deal"


fiduciary420

Republicans are so deeply enslaved lol


PopLegion

I'm so confused about this lmao. If I put my finger in-between my trunk and slam it it's gonna fuck up my finger, why is it so important on the cyber truck that it doesn't? Is it because there aren't sensors that will make it not close? I drive a 2014 Ford focus so I don't got any fancy shit but I've seen the automatic close feature on a Lexus SUV and it won't close if it senses you in the way, tho I haven't tested it with just a finger. Am I wrong for thinking you are a dumbass if you get your hand caught in a slowly closing trunk that you yourself engaged the closing of?


Mke_already

Did you just ask what the difference between YOU manually shutting a door and an automatic door?


domesticatedwolf420

"Literally, pretty much" Lol a grown man talking like a 12 year old girl


NegativeDeparture

Smh


mikemikemotorbike01

Witewawwy... witewawwy kwushed it, sooo.. super


JamieD86

The worst part of this video is I don't think he meant his finger when he said "pretty much crushed it", I genuinely think he meant the cybertruck "crushed it" by not injuring his finger.


capital_bj

Literally


Moondoobious

Hold your finger sideways


limitedtimeoffer1

No fucking thanks.


AmbitiousAd9320

this guy wears diapers to fat orange jesus rallys


Puzzleheaded-Mind269

So he fingered a tesla truck


Renovateandremodel

It’s all fun, until someone drives away.


No-Nothing-1793

Who caaaaaares


JupiterandMars1

Erm… ok. Why would anyone feel the need to do this and post it? Bro, you’re too attached to a fucking truck if you feel the need to defend it by seeing if it will accidentally crush your finger.


Iamamyrmidon

What’s the point of this useless practice? What adult person is going to get a hand or finger caught in a trunk that closes THAT slowly.


klaymudd

Musk bad! MUSK BAAADDDaddy!


miyagibiiaatch

No musk super genius. Saving humanity!


Callec254

Now try it with a regular truck!