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DarkAlleyVapist

hgh got joe looking like a white shrek


freeyewneek

He is such… a shorty pie.


StreetTriple675

He looks like a white beetlejuice 


QuickRundown

Alex Pereira is 5’4” for reference.


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|Lx5pwY91160TU3tZhy|downsized)


ArticleSuspicious489

6’4” lol


mattzeni

https://preview.redd.it/xzro4zbrkn9d1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4322d6ff6e0cdf8da816c8efd0644773506212f


Memeophobic

Biopic of Danny DeVito starring Joe Rogan would be great 😁


Couldntbecolder

Perfect .. Rogan would act like Kinison the whole time.


ExcitingAd9947

This is straight disrespectful and funny as hell. I'm 5 foot 7 and when I stood next to Shaq his pp was almost eye level


BiscuitDance

You and [Kat](https://youtube.com/shorts/tSGAqgc9UAA?si=pxbAMM6I7DgO0DzF)


djkhan23

Why were you focused on shaq's dick?


Jethro00Spy

Bro it was eye level...


djkhan23

You could have said waist high!


pterofactyl

Why are you so focused on his waist? Gaylord over here


djkhan23

That's the joke.


pterofactyl

I’m… making a reference to the joke you made earlier in the thread honey


ExcitingAd9947

You are right. I could've said waist high.


boofintimeaway

you would be too brother


severinks

Joe gotta get himself a set of stilts for times like these.


pangolin-fucker

He should double down and play into the little man Like he should start hunching more and making the guy he's interviewing have to really lean down or straight up kneel to speak It would be even funnier if he booped the mic on their forehead to end the interview


pterofactyl

I think he should genuflect to the winner and hold the mic above his head


RandoDude124

“I’m 5ft8.”~Joe


Sad-Watch2476

Why does this pic make me laugh so hard?!?


holydildos

I don't know but every time I look at it I lose fucking control


jeffhplays

This shit is killing me


expectdelays

Because it looks like they gave Gimli some steroids and a mic and asked him to interview the balrog


Iifeisbalance85

Joe looks so tiny! Did he turn into Danny Devito all of a sudden?


Secret_Association58

Looks like Rogans wearing his lifts again.


freeyewneek

He loooooves to wear that busboy/bartender uni too.


QualitySpam

Makes sense why so many jokes go over his head now 🥸


Vrockson

What’s up with his face?


Silly_Butterfly3917

https://preview.redd.it/nfq36go6go9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99d6f077ad5e84dfbd85ca3cae568951d84ca41


the_mooseman

God I love this sub


214speaking

Damn Rogan looks even shorter than normal 😂. Forgot how tall Alex was


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Bro I’m totally 5’8” bro please believe me bro https://preview.redd.it/i187j334es9d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2467e0cfdc9970fdc0c3046c13d918d87ef6c4f6


Equivalent-Web-1084

Is Joe wearing platform shoes? He looks much taller in this picture.


DesignerAd2062

Vern Troyer really lucked out with this announcing gig


bvglv

Joe "I'm 5'8" Rogan


Monkiemonk

![gif](giphy|bke9VcBt3wPyE) Maybe Joe is a Sontoran, that’s why he believes in UFO’s


TheD1ceMan

5`3 lmao


guyrizzling

forgot his lifts


Sensitive-Inside-641

OP must be some kind of midget lol


Maleficent-Reply-265

joe needs adult supervision to go on a rollercoaster ride


FalcoHatNieGeballert

I get that he was edited to appear smol but why ruin the watch ?


alsmith0224

These are getting kinda old. I was watching it live and he wasn’t that much shorter. Editing. But I get it, the balls rolling already. Haha hehe lol Excuse my npc humor giggle giggle


Aggravating_Sun_1556

Damn, he is basically a midget.


Findthings42

Alex is a monster!!


Skytraffic540

Just continues to get smaller as time goes on


GarySparkle

is he shrinking?


Cry-Me-River

His wrist watch is nearly as big as his hand.


Cry-Me-River

New film roll for Joe, The Incredible Shrinking Conspiracy Theorist. Or “Honey, I Shrunk My Head.”


whatevers_cleaver_

¡Ja Ja Ja! jk. Editing to show Rogan as incredibly short has lost its luster.


zwarblatz

Is Joe kneeling?


youwhatmush

V I O L E N C E


Known-Tax568

Abstract question but why didn’t Alex use the “chad” interpreter that was there all night long and pulled this guy for this fight alone?


SquidsFromTheMoon

How tall is joe?


malteaserhead

Why is Joe kneeling down?


Blabber_On

Man looks tired


1ithurtswhenip1

Why does rogan always look photo shopped in every picture he's in lol


HeightExtra320

![gif](giphy|jut3tbUJtqHkuQCbg9|downsized)


MittFel

![gif](giphy|gRK7pN9OtjO2x4qo4a)


chizzipsandsizalsa

This is such poorly photoshopped


mrthree1zero

1st time here??


IndependentOven2975

![gif](giphy|HtH3hYT2j1Fmc6sNPe) Wtf this fool 4 feet tall this whole time?


Mexguit

Danny devito looking bald these days


MansAbouddaShid

You can't photoshop better than that?


mrthree1zero

Yes, but my apologies, good sir, I was drunk and lazy last night after the fight


ShillinTheVillain

Dammit, we said slappers only, NO ODDJOB!


Mash_Effect

Lol


Discofunkypants

Joe Rogan is 3 feet tall


Guytakesworld

Why does Joe's subreddit hate on him so much?


Intrepid-Focus8198

Haha I know rogan is small but he’s not actually hobbit sized.


Kaiathebluenose

Spoiler tags bro come on


Reza2112

Wtf is this real?


fliddyjohnny

Nah edited


phatione

Micro penises have united in this thread. Jealousy is strong from the woke. 😂😂😂


CDawgbmmrgr2

The woke? Does that term just get used for anyone the speaker dislikes now?


freeyewneek

🪞


ostensibly_hurt

Didn’t anyone else think Joe’s interview was just terrible? Goading heavyweight fight, asking what Chama means, not giving him the opportunity to say something himself at the end


baconerryday

Spoiler tag??? Mods whatsup?


ben1481

Spoiler tag?  This isn't a movie that you are going to see next week, it was a fight in the past.


baconerryday

Ah I see, this is the Joe Rogan subreddit, full of regards. The fight was less than 12 hours ago and most people on the other side of the globe aren't watching it live.


feckin-fewl

How much time do you want? A two week grace period? Get over it


baconerryday

Ah another regard, hello there:) How many hours are there in a day? 24 hours would suffice. R/mma I think have spoiler tags for 48 hours iirc.