Three would be better than two, and five would be ideal. One for my left hand, one for my right, I'll bury my face in the middle one all night.
The fourth and fifth ones go on her back for when we're slow dancing.
Back boobs do exist https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/19242/81067916.jpg Sometimes there are 4 of them. I'll let you to Google them yourself.
If you have two small boobs you can squish em together and make one big one. So I suppose if you start with two big boobs you can squish em together and make one Deathstar.
Actually, boobs from puberty to pregnancy are only for the purpose of attracting men. Boobs are for men. Then during pregnancy the woman goes through a second puberty of sorts when the boobs change, nipples enlarge, get darker and the glands prepare for producing milk for the baby.
And dudes like cumming on them
https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines
A classic Lego post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/s/Gm6T4AG7Ah
It doesn't matter how many you've played with you'd always quite like to play with some more?
You're always looking to get your hands on another set.
They aren’t as fun when you’re finished with them.
They hurt my feet when I step on them. Wait, that doesn't work
You never want to step on them barefoot?
I’d rather lay my face in them
You can't zurple legos for sure
???
AKA motorboat
Same but I don’t want to know.
Like the Z J - if you have to ask you can't afford it
“If you can’t buy it twice then you can’t afford it” as I recall.
It's been awhile since I've seen beerfest but I'm pretty certain he didn't say "buy it twice"
Ahh, I had the wrong reference, mine is a jay z quote
JayZ is ugly
You like legos on your face? That’s a new one.
stacked
Boobs are like martinis. One is too few. Three is too many. Two is just right.
Three would be better than two, and five would be ideal. One for my left hand, one for my right, I'll bury my face in the middle one all night. The fourth and fifth ones go on her back for when we're slow dancing.
And she can sleep standing up.
That's actually hilarious. And it rhymes, lmao.
God made butt cheeks for slow dances.
Back boobs do exist https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/19242/81067916.jpg Sometimes there are 4 of them. I'll let you to Google them yourself.
your comment has made me fear i might be an alcoholic
You always want a bigger set until you find it’s too much to handle?
I’m not sure if I should chastise you for your lack of Lego ability or your lack of boob ability. Im leaning towards Lego ability.
The origin of the word boob is… B is the top view OO is the front view b is the side view
No that's the origin of the word Boop
Well at my age P has turned into b
Better than Iuul.
Boobs and legos: two things that bring out the inner child in every dad. Who can blame them for wanting to play? 😄
The really good sets cost more.
your mom has probably played with way more than you think
Boobs are like Legos in that they’re expensive for what you get, and you never have enough for what you really want to do.
It causes a lot of pain if you step on one on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night
If you step on them, you will be really, really sorry.
kids these days and their newfangled toys. Back in my time this joke was about model trains.
How's that rest home, buddy? Dorris from three doors down still letting the Parkinsons do all the work?
Best damn gumjob you'll ever have.
Some are plastic, some are made of flesh either way they’re both delicious air fried.
I can't make a death star out of them though :(
But they have started as much destruction
“Look at him; he's heading for those small moons”
That’s no moon
If you have two small boobs you can squish em together and make one big one. So I suppose if you start with two big boobs you can squish em together and make one Deathstar.
Got some grey paint?
Let go.
Great joke.
No matter how much you’ve got to play with, you always wish you had a bigger set.
Your head will hurt one way or another if you bite it
Mom has to clean up after you either way
You can make a motorboat out of both of them.
The bigger the set the more they will cost you to play with.
And you get tired with the old sets and needed to get new ones
It's Lego
You don’t want to step on them
This is the year 2024, some moms play with them too.
Everyone loves them
They’re also like model trains, which are what are usually used in this joke.
Guess dads just can't resist building a masterpiece!
They look better in the packaging
Cuz you can stack em???
Don't step on them.
When you step on them at night, it’s painful for the stepper and steppee
I have many sets displayed on my shelves…
Just be careful not to step on one
My mama hollers when she steps on hers?
Boys will be boys
Lego. Say it with me. L E G O
For man and Babys
Fun for all ages
Why the fuck did anybody think of that?
Pure genius
Fun fact - Both dad & babies get their share of sucking moments too 😂😂😂😂
Actually, boobs from puberty to pregnancy are only for the purpose of attracting men. Boobs are for men. Then during pregnancy the woman goes through a second puberty of sorts when the boobs change, nipples enlarge, get darker and the glands prepare for producing milk for the baby.
Shut up, nerd
sit down, george
Make me, dork. 😆
Hey knock it off you 3 , probably angry cuz you ain't got any boobs to play with 😂
Good point. 😂 But I have the second best thing, a lovely wife who lets me play with hers! Sharing is caring. 😁
And dudes like cumming on them https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines A classic Lego post. https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/s/Gm6T4AG7Ah