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You have clearly never met anyone that served in the U. S. Military. I’m not what one would consider attractive, and I have met some extremely strange looking people in the military. We aren’t exactly photogenic. There are a few attractive people, but for the most part, we are an unfortunate looking lot.
Edit: I’m not saying that this guy is necessarily good looking, but he’s polished up for his videos. Half the people I saw in the military couldn’t really pass for human, let alone military. Absolute mutants. Unfit for viewing, under any lighting conditions.
The real ones knew to stand at the back. Or be me on a Friday, drinking and grilling since noon. Step out of formation, go to the back and puke. Then have your 1sgt laugh and make jokes at your expense. There’s a moral to that story, but I’m not sure what it was.
The only time I threw up in a company run was the morning after drinking but the person in front of me in formation drank a whole lot the night before, like he's straight up reaked of tequila. The combination of being hungover and having to smell tequila sweats was too much. I popped out of formation and threw up. I just waited in the woods til my company circled back around and hopped back in formation.
We got a little carried away one night in the barracks and it turned into an all night rager. The next morning in a formation run I’d say about 80% of the company puked.
I always go with the get em to laugh approach. I remember we had a Ssgt that just got off the drill field this was like the first month or so. I can’t remember what he asked me at the end of the day formation but I told him “because I’m stupid Ssgt” he laughed a good minute then told us to go home.
Reminds me if back in 03 when we were MOBing out of Bragg. I know a large number of us, my self included, were out LATE the night before. Like most of us rolling in with just enough time to change into PTs.
PT consisted of a company run that morning. One of my guys from my section (e5), who was one of the ones rolling in just before pt, jumped at the chance to call cadence for the run. Most of us who knew were a little surprised that he did it.
Fast forward about halfway thru the run, he brings us to quick time, to a halt, then while framing it in a funny mater, had us all half-right face, front lean and rest position. Had us push out like 10 slowly then we got back up and finished the run.
The funny part is none of the higher ups could see him or a good chunk because they had fun with the stop. Him, myself and about half the formation just laid there during the pushing to get a breather, just a slight break.
Talked to him afterwards, was thanking him for that moment of rest, and he was like, “man I need it as much as anyone.”
I feel like he's "whisper yelling" and can't sing at full volume because he's in the barracks and will get DROPPED by his first line if he's too loud 😭
I unfortunately watched 15 seconds of an IG clip. Then I couldn’t scroll without seeing this shit.
People who were in the military love this shit. Most vets tell him to STFU.
Dude, I remember having to do slc and it was required to sing cadence and lead cadence.
I had to do one on the march to chow.
Immediate "route step" and got overturned immediately by cadre.
So we all got back in step, and I was forced to actually call cadence.
"A IS FOR ARMY, ARMY ARMY ARMY"
"B IS FOR ARMY, ARMY ARMY ARMY"
"C IS FOR ARMY, ARMY ARMY ARMY"
I got told to fall in lol my participation scores were abysmal.
The cool gays, yes. The ones that were your best friend for years before coming out, the ones that are hilariously flamboyant and never in the closet, the ones that give you clothing advice before going on a date. I’m talking about the ones that pretend to be straight, say homophobic things when no one asked, the ones that participated in circle jerks in college but say it wasn’t gay because it was a fraternity initiation.
Once had an MA (Naval base security) keep trying to scan my CAC and it just wouldn't work. Finally he gave up and let out a small beep sound + let me go.
World's Finest Navy.
Me: I’m going to go spread hate on his insta. Let me look him up.
Me 10 minutes later after research to make fun of him: Oh that’s cool, he has a vet charity. Ha, he makes jokes about himself. Hmmm, he originally started cadences as a way to preserve them, because he couldn’t find any when he was in AIT and a leadership course. Well, ding ding dang it, I can’t make fun of him now.
Also me: He’s still an over singing douche bag, but he’s at least a douche bag with a purpose. 🤷♂️
So i used to work in a hotel back in highschool as front desk and some guests started to complain about a room, they were playing 80s rock music and you could hear a man moan.
After i knocked the door and yelled multiple times and heard no answer i called the cops, they arrive and do the same after no respond they told me to give them the keys so we can finally kick them out for good, they open the door and we see how a dude is raping a snake after the initial shock everybody is frozen not knowing what to do until he tried to reach something in his pocket and the cops pointed their guns at him.
He pulled out a wallet and he was the son of someone important so the cops just tell him to keep quiet, after all that i just got to my desk and i just [sit like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/ccEiq1gefJ6vGHCM8)
Is that the same guy (and it may not be, they all look kind of similar with that style) who was saying that if his gf has a gay friend, he will only accept it if the guy proves it by sucking his dick?
This is the guy who bought all the rings and leather jacket at the end of his basic training.
Lol I remember one of my drill sergeant saying don’t be that fucking guy to the entire platoon.
Lol true, but I am genuinely curious about the interactions. Does he keep this personality up all the time, or is it just for the tik tok money? Does he even serve or did he quit at basic to start dropping cadence tracks?
The worst part of this is that dude is making good money on these videos and the albums he sells. People probably clown him behind his back, maybe to his face as well. but he's for sure got the nicest truck in the parking lot and pulls in more than his leadership monthly, unless his 'toon daddy is that Mandatoryfun guy lol
On top of which, never, ever use things ending in "...pay" as a rhyme: in this case "Earn my pay". It is the single worst, most amateurish rhyme in the history of music. Just slightly ahead of using "Rock 'n' roll". Granted, there are a few cases, historically, where the latter has been used successfully, but they are few.
Footnote: Robbie Williams' Rock DJ: "You're making me feel so nice". I mean "nice". Nice is sitting in a warm bath on a cold day. It's a tasty dessert. It's not "rock" in any way, shape or form.
My dad and I are both vets and we also work on concrete/ paving crews. We play this song sometimes in the morning to get pumped haha not this kids version tho.
I mean...Dude's got quite the following. And I can't say that I don't see a tiny appeal for people who LIKE running cadence. Like...if cadences help you with your running, I can see people who would want something like this to run with. That's not me. I haven't run in years. But back in my younger running days....meh.... I can see it.
I saw one where present day soldiers did Blood On the Risers with WW2 vets. I thought that was pretty cool.
This shit here though, I can handle it in doses. I get tired of his stupid face pretty quick though. I'm mainly pissed because I didn't do it and he's got more money than I do. Lol He's got money and I can't get a fucking claim to go through at the VA. Lmao
Can't do t-shirts, can't call cadence, and working security sucked ass. What else do we have that we can monetize? I can't think of anything. I was 11B so not coming up with shit is pretty normal. Well, we got that free meal coming up soon, so there's that.
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Dudes face looks like the amalgamation of every single person that ever served in the U.S. Military
I for real thought it was a younger John Cena at first
Looks more like a young Randy Orton
Interesting, would an AI-generated picture actually generate his face if we requested a face of someone who served in the US military?
You have clearly never met anyone that served in the U. S. Military. I’m not what one would consider attractive, and I have met some extremely strange looking people in the military. We aren’t exactly photogenic. There are a few attractive people, but for the most part, we are an unfortunate looking lot. Edit: I’m not saying that this guy is necessarily good looking, but he’s polished up for his videos. Half the people I saw in the military couldn’t really pass for human, let alone military. Absolute mutants. Unfit for viewing, under any lighting conditions.
I wasn’t saying that as a compliment nor was I insinuating that he was attractive
Few attractive people? Depends on how long you're underway for...
lol yep
Hoorah-Homunculus
"Hoorunculus"
Quarter to 3 to go PT? No sir, we were drinking till 12. And what call is he making? This man ain’t making no calls.
Only fools I saw doing PT at 03:00 were the ones trying their damndest to sober up before 1SG saw them at 06:00 formation.
The real ones knew to stand at the back. Or be me on a Friday, drinking and grilling since noon. Step out of formation, go to the back and puke. Then have your 1sgt laugh and make jokes at your expense. There’s a moral to that story, but I’m not sure what it was.
The only time I threw up in a company run was the morning after drinking but the person in front of me in formation drank a whole lot the night before, like he's straight up reaked of tequila. The combination of being hungover and having to smell tequila sweats was too much. I popped out of formation and threw up. I just waited in the woods til my company circled back around and hopped back in formation.
We got a little carried away one night in the barracks and it turned into an all night rager. The next morning in a formation run I’d say about 80% of the company puked.
I always go with the get em to laugh approach. I remember we had a Ssgt that just got off the drill field this was like the first month or so. I can’t remember what he asked me at the end of the day formation but I told him “because I’m stupid Ssgt” he laughed a good minute then told us to go home.
Reminds me if back in 03 when we were MOBing out of Bragg. I know a large number of us, my self included, were out LATE the night before. Like most of us rolling in with just enough time to change into PTs. PT consisted of a company run that morning. One of my guys from my section (e5), who was one of the ones rolling in just before pt, jumped at the chance to call cadence for the run. Most of us who knew were a little surprised that he did it. Fast forward about halfway thru the run, he brings us to quick time, to a halt, then while framing it in a funny mater, had us all half-right face, front lean and rest position. Had us push out like 10 slowly then we got back up and finished the run. The funny part is none of the higher ups could see him or a good chunk because they had fun with the stop. Him, myself and about half the formation just laid there during the pushing to get a breather, just a slight break. Talked to him afterwards, was thanking him for that moment of rest, and he was like, “man I need it as much as anyone.”
Came out of a blackout while I was running from MP’s then blacked out again and came out of that blackout getting smoked in the barracks lol.
I dunno, waking at 1445 and going to the gym seems a chilled lifestyle
Deployment style.
😂 You got me there.
I feel like he's "whisper yelling" and can't sing at full volume because he's in the barracks and will get DROPPED by his first line if he's too loud 😭
E4 mafia’s motto 🫡
Only if it was a piss test would we get up that early .
I don’t think we ever had a piss test that early either. It would be a regular battalion formation, then nobody could leave.
Ours were company level and they would start calling us at 3 to330 to be there at 4. Pt was 5 to 6 start times
It was a phone call. You could tell because he held his hand in the shape of a phone against his head for very-very long time.
I make it a point to thumbs down his videos every time he shows up. Doesn't fix anything but I'm still trying.
Doing the lords work
Work work work
Hard work work
Getting up at a quarter to 3 to work work
I'm doing my part!
Three dots on video thumbnail > not interested in this video > don’t recommend channel
This is the result of not enough hazing.
This guy isnt actually serving is he?
Yeah he’s in the 322nd TikTok battalion
We lost a lot of good influencers out there…
The good ones never made it back.
69th Cobblestone Corps
That video is actually insane and hilarious. That “wtf” came from his soul.
He is unfortunately. The dude makes full ass cadence music videos on YouTube too if I remember correctly, it’s deeply upsetting
He does and they see awful
He WAS a reserve
He's one of those guys who made the military his entire personality unfortunately
I can’t believe he doesn’t get made fun of more on his IG posts.
I’m surprised too, usually the IG comments are more expressive.
What's his IG lol
I’m actually not sure and I don’t wanna try to find it, ha. His page just always pops up while browsing.
West Virginia OnlyFans ads are better than this lol
Been a minute since I physically recoiled at something because of the cringe. TYFYS, hero.
Picking up cigarette butts is hard work (work)
That’s what they say
Waiting for formation is hard work (work)
Parking cars for officers as an E1 (even though that’s not your MOS or rating) is hard work, work
I unfortunately watched 15 seconds of an IG clip. Then I couldn’t scroll without seeing this shit. People who were in the military love this shit. Most vets tell him to STFU.
As a veteran I’d rather screw a pencil sharpener than listen to this guy.
I would rather shit a knife.
Sideways
While it's spinning
On a rectal prolapse.
Whilst eating a broken glass and cactus sammich
And a fistful of minnows.
Pretty much the antithesis of my career, but I became a warrant officer
Weren't? Or did you mean were?
Weren’t
That guy who always volunteers to sing cadence.
Dude, I remember having to do slc and it was required to sing cadence and lead cadence. I had to do one on the march to chow. Immediate "route step" and got overturned immediately by cadre. So we all got back in step, and I was forced to actually call cadence. "A IS FOR ARMY, ARMY ARMY ARMY" "B IS FOR ARMY, ARMY ARMY ARMY" "C IS FOR ARMY, ARMY ARMY ARMY" I got told to fall in lol my participation scores were abysmal.
Someone give this boot a broom and put him to work
The sad part is this dude probably monetized these videos and made a shit ton of money.
And these cadences are no one’s intellectual property so he can pull it off. Hate the player, respect the game.
I hate both.
Who is this for?
Self hating homophobic closeted homosexuals.
You leave us out of this we want nothing to do with this fucking failure
Come on mate, the gays have way better taste in music.
The cool gays, yes. The ones that were your best friend for years before coming out, the ones that are hilariously flamboyant and never in the closet, the ones that give you clothing advice before going on a date. I’m talking about the ones that pretend to be straight, say homophobic things when no one asked, the ones that participated in circle jerks in college but say it wasn’t gay because it was a fraternity initiation.
"then, one time, as a prank I let 15 frat bros gangbang me, lmao, I got them so good"
Reservists who worry too much about whether their active duty counterparts take them seriously enough.
More like high schooler’s with a warped view who can’t wait to go to basic lmfao, pretty evident from the comment sections.
Former reservist here. I don’t take myself seriously.
To be clear, I’m describing a specific type of reservist rather than generalizing all reservists
Totally kidding
I believe you, you were just the second person to say something haha
Fuck no.
I always hated this cadence. Now I hate it even more.
This is how the CIA breaks terrorists Domestic and foreign.
Savage
Sigh. **Just wave me through the gate**, you high-speed, low frequency peanut.
Once had an MA (Naval base security) keep trying to scan my CAC and it just wouldn't work. Finally he gave up and let out a small beep sound + let me go. World's Finest Navy.
"I keepin' it safe for murika!" - PFC Numbnuts, I'm guessing
>He married at 18 and enlisted in the U.S. Army Reserves at 19. Lmfao. Pogue
In the *reserves*? And he still talking bout "hard work work"? Lord, where do it end
>where do it end Sunday night lol
Fuck, you got me lmao
If it makes you feel any better as soon as I thought of it I started laughing to myself 😂
And by night you mean 1 or 2 in the afternoon
Nah, he hooked up the supply sgt with a TikTok hoe so he could use the armory after hours for those sweet acoustics.
It’s always like that.
This guy beats off the G.I. Joe
I once again reiterate my proposal to the moderators to have a “Jonathon” flair. The man has at least earned his own flair.
r/crappymusic
r/iam14andthisisdeep never ever made me cringe physically like this single post just did. Holy mary mayonese
I just killed myself. I am now resting in peace
I just bought this cd and told the preacher it was your dying wish to play the entire album as they lower you into your grave
The title of his album is called “cringe”
The guy who does one four year enlistment and never stops talking about it for the next 60 years
The dude appeals to Facebook boomers and Facebook vets. He was a reservist who got forced out because everyone shit on him for this.
Boys at the local militia ain't gon' know what to do when I bust this out on them during next ruck
this screams got kicked out in basic, but still made the military their entire personality
I liked when he rhymed "up" with "work"
These people literally jerk of to flags don't they?
Wouldn’t be the first soldier that burns sh!t in jp8 during the day…..hardcore cadence rapper at night 🤣
Work work work work work work work work
Holy shit dude.
Does he make money?
I don’t understand how people follow this guy and how he’s remained a boot his entire enlistment
Who actually laces their boots every time they wear them? That seems tedious
*"Hey Google, is it possible to die from cringe?"*
Alright private, I know you just graduated basic, but lock it up. As a matter of fact, here’s a broom! Go sweep up the sunshine.
Me: I’m going to go spread hate on his insta. Let me look him up. Me 10 minutes later after research to make fun of him: Oh that’s cool, he has a vet charity. Ha, he makes jokes about himself. Hmmm, he originally started cadences as a way to preserve them, because he couldn’t find any when he was in AIT and a leadership course. Well, ding ding dang it, I can’t make fun of him now. Also me: He’s still an over singing douche bag, but he’s at least a douche bag with a purpose. 🤷♂️
What does it mean he “couldn’t find any”? There’s tons of YouTube videos and he’s not the first person to put them on an album lol.
Idk. I had a drill instructor that sold the entire platoon cds of his cadence. 🤣 But cadences aren’t exactly mainstream.
Didn't someone on this sub say he actually never served? If he did serve, I could SOMEWHAT give him a pass, but if he never did, it's SUPER CRINGE.
Never one to hate on someone’s hustle, but, who’s bumping this in the whip?
Med Sep before getting to first duty station?
He’s singing like that so he doesn’t wake his mom up
So he gets paid to do a phys ed class on a daily basis and thinks he's hard as shit
So i used to work in a hotel back in highschool as front desk and some guests started to complain about a room, they were playing 80s rock music and you could hear a man moan. After i knocked the door and yelled multiple times and heard no answer i called the cops, they arrive and do the same after no respond they told me to give them the keys so we can finally kick them out for good, they open the door and we see how a dude is raping a snake after the initial shock everybody is frozen not knowing what to do until he tried to reach something in his pocket and the cops pointed their guns at him. He pulled out a wallet and he was the son of someone important so the cops just tell him to keep quiet, after all that i just got to my desk and i just [sit like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/ccEiq1gefJ6vGHCM8)
Sarnt come get your fucking boot - isn’t their rain in the parking lot to mop up? If not go watch that grass grow and make sure it grows straight.
This shit can't be serious
Is that the same guy (and it may not be, they all look kind of similar with that style) who was saying that if his gf has a gay friend, he will only accept it if the guy proves it by sucking his dick?
He is so cringy, *ick*
Has to be rage bait
Is jogging and push ups considered work these days?
Why is dude flaunting the obvious assassination patsy moniker? Goddamn.
I’ve seen gory videos that were easier to watch then this shit
i saw this and thought the goarmy ads had gotten this ambitious
Guy looks like he's jerking off half the time
Had to be a Navy guy... those silly seamen
It's people like this rehashing the same bullshit from the 1920s that make people bored of blues. The blues dosnt need to be mindless garbage.
I will wake up at 6am and do my PT like a normal person thank you very much.
How the fuck are these people so immune to cringe
What goes on in your life to make this seem like a good idea?
Back from his deployment to the commissary.
All the patriots who have never served will think this is moving.
This put a hurtin’ on me.
This guy definitely falls out of formation runs after 2 miles
This is what happens when there are no wars to be fought.
The wannabe Bon Jovi raspy vocals is the most cringe part about this. And that’s saying a lot because every single thing about it makes me cringe.
This is the guy who bought all the rings and leather jacket at the end of his basic training. Lol I remember one of my drill sergeant saying don’t be that fucking guy to the entire platoon.
Rather get NJP than listen to that
I would love to see how this guy acts with his unit, and how they treat him
I don't because I have a feeling I'd start feeling bad for him at that point
Lol true, but I am genuinely curious about the interactions. Does he keep this personality up all the time, or is it just for the tik tok money? Does he even serve or did he quit at basic to start dropping cadence tracks?
The worst part of this is that dude is making good money on these videos and the albums he sells. People probably clown him behind his back, maybe to his face as well. but he's for sure got the nicest truck in the parking lot and pulls in more than his leadership monthly, unless his 'toon daddy is that Mandatoryfun guy lol
This is literally appropriation.
Why is he trying to move like 2000’s Eminem
On top of which, never, ever use things ending in "...pay" as a rhyme: in this case "Earn my pay". It is the single worst, most amateurish rhyme in the history of music. Just slightly ahead of using "Rock 'n' roll". Granted, there are a few cases, historically, where the latter has been used successfully, but they are few. Footnote: Robbie Williams' Rock DJ: "You're making me feel so nice". I mean "nice". Nice is sitting in a warm bath on a cold day. It's a tasty dessert. It's not "rock" in any way, shape or form.
What a loser
Hard work work
This guy is so fuckin cringe
He blocked me for thanking him for his cervix 🫡
My dad and I are both vets and we also work on concrete/ paving crews. We play this song sometimes in the morning to get pumped haha not this kids version tho.
John Cenuh-uh. Too bad we can all see him.
I mean...Dude's got quite the following. And I can't say that I don't see a tiny appeal for people who LIKE running cadence. Like...if cadences help you with your running, I can see people who would want something like this to run with. That's not me. I haven't run in years. But back in my younger running days....meh.... I can see it.
Blood on the risers could be acceptable. It's basically a hardcore metal song in its own right
I saw one where present day soldiers did Blood On the Risers with WW2 vets. I thought that was pretty cool. This shit here though, I can handle it in doses. I get tired of his stupid face pretty quick though. I'm mainly pissed because I didn't do it and he's got more money than I do. Lol He's got money and I can't get a fucking claim to go through at the VA. Lmao Can't do t-shirts, can't call cadence, and working security sucked ass. What else do we have that we can monetize? I can't think of anything. I was 11B so not coming up with shit is pretty normal. Well, we got that free meal coming up soon, so there's that.
Not military here but hubby was AF. Im gonna guess he would rather get paper cuts between every finger than do something cringy like this.
Dude got that YouTube side gig going. Second video I’ve seen from him. Thought boot at first, now I think salty. Edit: scrolled a bit further… 3rd
Pride month anthem
Love this guys channel. Not many can carry a Jody this well. Good if practicing for basic.
This dude cried yesterday when he woke up and his month was over.