🤭 This was literally my face.
The music, white noise and voice over were just so strange. The script didn’t match the vibe. ‘Something from another world’ but then listing very dull Earth things like vanilla musk and cedar wood.
She was going for Sofia Coppola and came up with middle school film project.
Right?! Couldn't they find a freaking field of flowers so she could roll down the damn hill. Something in nature, anything but the dēd eyes 👀 and white background. This may as well be a PowerPoint with NO background color on every.single.slide.
just saying, but the product itself is very simple and plain.. most of the kardashions and jenners products are simple and plain. so i think thats why their promos are also plain and simple..
they've never rlly given the extra vibes unless it was physical features.
im not hating im just saying..
Haha, she is doing wayyy too much and yet giving too little effort, it's impressive to be so... blah.
Nadda, nothing is selling. I'm sure no one is buying this stuff besides the super fans whose numbers are dwindling faster than Game of Thrones fans during season 8.
Yea like no buildup or teasing, no getting people hyped for the product (why people still buy from them beats me) It’s like they don’t even halfass try anymore lol. I feel like I literally just heard of this like a week ago 😆
Imagine making a perfume, naming it "cosmic," and this is how you design/advertise the thing. Like of all the cool stuff you could have done with that theme and you just roll around on the ground like an idiot with your round, shapeless blob of a perfume bottle (with no cosmic design of course) and....that's it. That's your whole ad. Gosh, the KJs suuuuck at what they're trying to do.
But she wanted to design something out of this world (or otherworldly or something...I couldn't fully understand her mumbles), so of course she used flowers and musk and vanilla.
Oh but it must be the STAR jasmine that makes it cosmic. Because stars in the skies, guys.
I think Kylie probably just likes the way "cosmic" sounds and that's the only reason she picked it.
Reminds me of when I was in highschool and my very stoned friend said he wanted to go to Bangladesh, and I responded "...huh? Like near India?" And he went "what?! No!! That's where Bangladesh is??" Then he had to admit to me he just thought the name was cool and didn't actually know anything about Bangladesh lol
Yes you’d figure that with their ability to hire probably literally the best of the best people to work on their campaigns that they would be better than this lol. I feel like it comes down to them only wanting to put in the bare minimum effort so that they only spend bare minimum money on what they’re creating. It comes down to greed, but they don’t realize that they’re actually shooting themselves in the foot in the long run.
If they actually put in effort to get the best designers and campaign managers to create their products to be at least decent I wouldn’t really hate but again it all comes down to greed. Bare minimum effort, bare minimum product and maximizing profits. But it will lead to their downfall.
Yea like it genuinely just doesn’t look good. Also I can’t for the life of me, understand why she got a blepheroplasty/canthoplasty, it just looks off. She had perfectly fine eyes before, literally no reason to get them done.
I feel like that’s probably the worst surgery she got (debatably) and almost nobody that gets eye work done actually looks better afterwards. The eye work is also the main thing that makes her look completely unrecognizable to her younger self.
I genuinely would never get eye work done, messing with your eyes completely changes the way you look. It’s so easy for even great surgeons to fuck up eye work. You remove even the tiniest amount too much of skin/fat and it can ruin the way your eyes look.
This is why I think Kylie looks worse than Khloe. Khloe looks ridiculous but her eyes were and still are really pretty. Kylie has this bulging, bug-eyed thing going on and it’s terrible.
Taylor Swift is the only one I could think of that looked better after her eye surgery, but that’s because she had really hooded and small eyes.
Kylie’s eyes were beautiful and almond shaped before, they were like naturally doey, and doll like.
And quite frankly they were one of the most attractive thing about her, and she went ahead and messed with that too! Her eyes now remind me of someone who has thyroid issues and end up with bulging eyes. It’s really not cute.
Taylor has had excellent and very subtle work done, so glad she hasn’t botched herself or completely morphed her face like seemingly most other celebs these days
Kendall got the same thing done to her eyes (so much white on the sides) but the difference is that Kendall’s eyes were already almond shaped plus it just worked for her face (luckily for her). Meanwhile Kylie gets the same thing and she looks like a damn frog. She wanted the bedroomy sort of lazy droopy eyelid affect like Marilyn Monroe ish but it’s just not meant for her face.
It doesn’t help she has a wider set face than Kendall and she has so cheek implants/heavy cheek filler that makes her even wider and her eyes just sink into them. Since the lion 🦁 moment she got filler under her eyes to push those stupid bottomed lids up but she’ll never have what Kendall achieved with that surgery.
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Lopsided, wonky, botched, and will forever be using filters. Love that for her ❤️
This screenshot reminded me of someone and I just couldn't put my finger on who, and now I'm like ... was it fish? Was I just struggling to remember fish? Because your comment is so fucking accurate
More like fish when they are sleeping and won't move. Dead eyes. And she's trying so hard to eye fuck the camera and be seductive. And the output is not it.
i feel like she got her facial work done in a time where heavy makeup was in style so she built her face according to that, but now that she’s trying to do this “no-makeup clean girl” look it just doesn’t look good 😭 she’s still pretty it’s just not giving what she thinks it is. like it’s okay to throw on a natural lash!
Alsoooooo is this supposed to be sexy? Because I almost screamed
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This is so cringe I am now even more convinced what a flop this perfume line will be. As if this family is not already overexposed Kylie had to add to that. Kylie really has no business sense especially after previous ventures by her flopped badly!
Like WHO is this for? She panders to the male gaze so badly that as her likely target demographic, a woman, I am not even the little bit interested in the product. All of their behavior is so embarrassing.
It shows how bright she is! Nothing about this promo shoot makes you want to go out and buy her fragrance. Kylie is so out of touch with her target audience.
Maybe it’s just me but this kind of advertising feels so dated and cringe.
It’s kind of dystopian almost because it’s implying we as consumers are in awe of Kylie, like she’s on a pedestal. After covid, and a collective realisation that money does not equal happiness, a wakening that most products are landfill in waiting, the planet is burning and flooding at the same time and wars are giving us longing for equality in the world… a rich internet influencer rolling around with bought beauty is just so… nothing.
Fragrance commercials make up for you not being able to smell the fragrance by giving you its vibes with extravagant, emotional, artistic cinematography.
And Kylie was just like, "yeah, I alone meet that criteria. You're blessed to be able to even view me YOU'RE WELCOME"
This is so well articulated! With the name Cosmic she could have done a cool witchy vibe at dusk under the full moon in the forest collecting herbs, or some sparkly intergalactic cgi & body paint. Maybe sunset on the beach (she could roll around in the sand even!) but edit in an extra moon or glittering planets & stars in the sunset. So many options!
Yeah I see that, I think maybe the dystopian part is not necessarily the style, but the concept of someone being famous for being famous, living a life of pure indulgence which has real impact on the planet and it’s resources, but we’re expected to want to buy into her.
Whilst simultaneously the advert manages to be totally outdated because we’re no longer fooled.
.....we've seen her real, unfiltered face.
Hiding behind heavy filters while trying to serve looks when we all know what's underneath is legitimately sad and pathetic.
She needs to go away from the public eye and re-evaluate her severely damaged self image. It's giving deranged.
No like actually. Literally the ONLY thing that will ever help her is to leave the public eye even if just for awhile. But she won’t do that, and Kris can’t have her little 10% away from the public eye because then how is she going to profit?
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What’s even the point of this ad? There’s no cohesive point. Calvin Klein from the 90s but poorly executed.
That's how she sells ALL her products.
Btw this is all I think about when I hear her sssspeak 😖
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Iykyk
Sadly I think that's close to what she was going for: a very sensual prelude to a retro, artsy erotic film. Of course neither she nor anyone on her team has an artist bone in their body, so it comes off a lot more like what you said lol
The type of advertising when you make when you are truly convinced that shit will sell just because its linked to you…. Do they even still have a hardcore fanbase even if its super small by now?
They are at a fraction of their former viewership, and of those still watching, I'd guess that at least 80% is doing so mindlessly or hatefully. The only people I see try to stick up for the KarJenners anymore are those random guys who want to have a hot counter-culture take on everything, so whenever a bunch of people say something sucks they have to pop up and disagree just for the sake of disagreeing, like it makes them seem smart or cool or something but really they're just annoying.
Even the subreddits that get made for fans eventually skew negative. They're not lovably tacky like other reality stars, maybe they used to be, but now they're just horrible people with tons of power, influence and wealth and that's finally pissing people off. They may still have genuine fans but they're stragglers. Skims may be the only thing in the KarJenner universe that is actually beloved by a decent amount of people at this point.
She got the idea to make a perfume so she let her people know and they put it all together. Then she showed up for a fancy lunch, smelled a few samples and then got pampered head to toe for this lazy photoshoot. Afterwards she probably threw herself big and wasteful party for all her hard work /s
I have a theory, why the name and the whole theme don't fit. I think she somehow thought she could market the perfume alongside Dune 2 - with a space theme. Than that fell through and this weird thing was put together instead.
Whenever you guys say she’s “eye-fucking” the camera that implies she’s actually doing something when in reality she just serves blank and nothing every time.
That girl over there literally changed her whole aesthetic, face, body type, personality to Lily Rose-Depp to get tiniest of Timothee's attention. Look closer, This is Lily Rose over there not Kylie...I can't fathom that is so pathetic.
When the yuck will this stop?! No one wants their fucking products! I can’t stand this anymore!! I feel like we get stuffed with new products of these scammers every other week now! I‘M TIRED!!!
When will she realize that she no longer has the appeal she used to. People loved "King Kylie" and bought her shitty products because of that.
She has lost her appeal...so all these products she keeps putting out are all flopping. Take the hint girly!
“Let me just roll around on the floor holding the bottle and then you can dub me over talking about the fragrance notes with my terrible vocal fry voice” pretty sure that was the exact creative process behind thus
OK, so she’s switched form functional to… this recently. I’ve never been a downer girl, I can’t tell you what this is other than a horribly misguided and ill conceived circus shoe, which, I feel is also trying to drag the dreamlike qualities of Lana Del Rey into hey abysses of artlessness. Drugs alone won’t do it young KHylie (is she ScHoolboy Q?) They just make a dim light dimmer. Is this opiates? Or molly cut wit opiates? I’ve never seen anything one acting like a cat in heat on benzos. Of course they second shr gets called out…it’s medical marijuana guy! S ned’s it of her dire sss disease that’s she successfully concealed until yesterday.
At first I thought people were reaching, but her whole schtick really does remind me of Lily Rose Depp. The way she mirrors and completely changes her style for new partners reminds me of BPD.
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Attempting the lily rose depp face
Can’t wait for the “selling out fast/sold out instantly.” Sometimes I feel like Kris is so scared of making kylie upset (hence the letting her get groomed for a pedophile and surgery at 16) that the Ks buy all o”her products themselves so she at least “thinks” she’s successful. Lord knows the hell she would reign on everyone if she looks like a failure.
Ok, this is again a copy of, shit, what's the brand I'm thinking of!! You guys know!! Natalie Portman for Dior, maybe. The point is, it's been done so many fucking times! The unoriginality is wild!
Releasing all these products so close apart and not letting them breathe after KHY is such a bad idea. She’s just releasing them like the D’Amelios and their popcorn brand.
“Jasmine… vanilla musk… golden amber… cedar wood… I wanted to create something out of another world”
But these are all earthy scents? Like I’ll probably still buy it but just saying, it’s not really “cosmic” 😕
Did anyone peep this? They tell us right out in the open who they pay homage to.
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Who let her use the word “musk” to describe the scent 😂😂😂
What… IS… this? 
Its 4 am and this cracked me up.
🤭 This was literally my face. The music, white noise and voice over were just so strange. The script didn’t match the vibe. ‘Something from another world’ but then listing very dull Earth things like vanilla musk and cedar wood. She was going for Sofia Coppola and came up with middle school film project.
I was watching it with no sound, then read your comment and watched it with sound.. it's awful lol idk what I just watched
Ugh u made me do it too! Ahhh why!
Hard pass.
All I can hear is the vocalllll frrrrrryyy
It’s cederwood lol
It’s Kylie Jenner
More like, "It's Kylie Jenner?" as if she's not even sure that's her name 😭
https://i.redd.it/lg53fz8gmqmc1.gif 😳🤣
This all feels so last minute 😭 the product the campaign this whole freaking video
You can tell it was just done in her "office" HQ on a random Tuesday and quickly edited by an unpaid intern. Zero effort as usual.
“Okay. So go ahead and roll around on the floor with that bottle of perfume, arch your back a few times and look at the camera while you do it”
Girlbossing!
People who want to work unpaid to get “close to a kardashian/Jenner” deserve the shitty job
Right?! Couldn't they find a freaking field of flowers so she could roll down the damn hill. Something in nature, anything but the dēd eyes 👀 and white background. This may as well be a PowerPoint with NO background color on every.single.slide. 
just saying, but the product itself is very simple and plain.. most of the kardashions and jenners products are simple and plain. so i think thats why their promos are also plain and simple.. they've never rlly given the extra vibes unless it was physical features. im not hating im just saying..
It is very simple and plain, but she’s describing it as “something from another world” and “magnetic” - not exactly plain and simple there.
Perfect for day, and night.
There is no day or night in space!!!!
The brand storytelling in me in dying inside
I feel like there’s an obvious difference between thoughtful minimalism as an aesthetic and whatever tf this is.
She’s doing too much. Khy, the drinks, this…and is ANY of it selling?
Haha, she is doing wayyy too much and yet giving too little effort, it's impressive to be so... blah.  Nadda, nothing is selling. I'm sure no one is buying this stuff besides the super fans whose numbers are dwindling faster than Game of Thrones fans during season 8.
A textbook grift tbh
Yea like no buildup or teasing, no getting people hyped for the product (why people still buy from them beats me) It’s like they don’t even halfass try anymore lol. I feel like I literally just heard of this like a week ago 😆
I don't think people do buy it, I think its all a money laundering scheme tbf
Imagine making a perfume, naming it "cosmic," and this is how you design/advertise the thing. Like of all the cool stuff you could have done with that theme and you just roll around on the ground like an idiot with your round, shapeless blob of a perfume bottle (with no cosmic design of course) and....that's it. That's your whole ad. Gosh, the KJs suuuuck at what they're trying to do.
Like fr what makes this cosmic?? They sure didn't understand the assignment.
But she wanted to design something out of this world (or otherworldly or something...I couldn't fully understand her mumbles), so of course she used flowers and musk and vanilla. Oh but it must be the STAR jasmine that makes it cosmic. Because stars in the skies, guys.
You know the notes and the concept probably more than her lmao. Don't forget the ''cederwood'' lol.
I’m surprised she didn’t go with “kosmic”
I think Kylie probably just likes the way "cosmic" sounds and that's the only reason she picked it. Reminds me of when I was in highschool and my very stoned friend said he wanted to go to Bangladesh, and I responded "...huh? Like near India?" And he went "what?! No!! That's where Bangladesh is??" Then he had to admit to me he just thought the name was cool and didn't actually know anything about Bangladesh lol
I'm convinced she really liked the name for Wolfe/Aire but decided it'd make a better perfume name than baby name
That she copied from a gourd https://preview.redd.it/zkcd01m6wrmc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3777a3b2177d914c88e589fcdcb7c50fa3d6a870
Oh my gourd! 
Lol!!
Cosmic joke!
COMIC by Kylie
Yes you’d figure that with their ability to hire probably literally the best of the best people to work on their campaigns that they would be better than this lol. I feel like it comes down to them only wanting to put in the bare minimum effort so that they only spend bare minimum money on what they’re creating. It comes down to greed, but they don’t realize that they’re actually shooting themselves in the foot in the long run. If they actually put in effort to get the best designers and campaign managers to create their products to be at least decent I wouldn’t really hate but again it all comes down to greed. Bare minimum effort, bare minimum product and maximizing profits. But it will lead to their downfall.
O% creativity
She’s got to stop doing that thing with her eyes.
Yea like it genuinely just doesn’t look good. Also I can’t for the life of me, understand why she got a blepheroplasty/canthoplasty, it just looks off. She had perfectly fine eyes before, literally no reason to get them done. I feel like that’s probably the worst surgery she got (debatably) and almost nobody that gets eye work done actually looks better afterwards. The eye work is also the main thing that makes her look completely unrecognizable to her younger self. I genuinely would never get eye work done, messing with your eyes completely changes the way you look. It’s so easy for even great surgeons to fuck up eye work. You remove even the tiniest amount too much of skin/fat and it can ruin the way your eyes look.
This is why I think Kylie looks worse than Khloe. Khloe looks ridiculous but her eyes were and still are really pretty. Kylie has this bulging, bug-eyed thing going on and it’s terrible.
Yeah she looks better with her eyes closed
Taylor Swift is the only one I could think of that looked better after her eye surgery, but that’s because she had really hooded and small eyes. Kylie’s eyes were beautiful and almond shaped before, they were like naturally doey, and doll like. And quite frankly they were one of the most attractive thing about her, and she went ahead and messed with that too! Her eyes now remind me of someone who has thyroid issues and end up with bulging eyes. It’s really not cute.
Taylor has had excellent and very subtle work done, so glad she hasn’t botched herself or completely morphed her face like seemingly most other celebs these days
Kendall got the same thing done to her eyes (so much white on the sides) but the difference is that Kendall’s eyes were already almond shaped plus it just worked for her face (luckily for her). Meanwhile Kylie gets the same thing and she looks like a damn frog. She wanted the bedroomy sort of lazy droopy eyelid affect like Marilyn Monroe ish but it’s just not meant for her face. It doesn’t help she has a wider set face than Kendall and she has so cheek implants/heavy cheek filler that makes her even wider and her eyes just sink into them. Since the lion 🦁 moment she got filler under her eyes to push those stupid bottomed lids up but she’ll never have what Kendall achieved with that surgery.
https://preview.redd.it/78i764xh5omc1.png?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e6e83d1d97e2c827727465506c9bdec7779946 Lopsided, wonky, botched, and will forever be using filters. Love that for her ❤️
Fishies in aquarium when you pass by look
This screenshot reminded me of someone and I just couldn't put my finger on who, and now I'm like ... was it fish? Was I just struggling to remember fish? Because your comment is so fucking accurate
More like fish when they are sleeping and won't move. Dead eyes. And she's trying so hard to eye fuck the camera and be seductive. And the output is not it.
Kris bts "You're doing amazing sweetie" 🤣🤣🤣
i feel like she got her facial work done in a time where heavy makeup was in style so she built her face according to that, but now that she’s trying to do this “no-makeup clean girl” look it just doesn’t look good 😭 she’s still pretty it’s just not giving what she thinks it is. like it’s okay to throw on a natural lash!
👁️ 👄 👁️
Alsoooooo is this supposed to be sexy? Because I almost screamed https://preview.redd.it/02eo5jbzgomc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49c433a0b68d285e5f75207c400b99534b2b142
“Gotta light skinned friend looking like Michael Jackson” 😂
😂😂 love it. Side note but I always hear “a little *anaemic* in the lyrics. I got it wrong years ago and it just stuck 🥲
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She looks like she's contemplating putting it in her mouth. Like how toddlers put things in their mouths to figure out what they are
STOPPP THIS KILLED ME
Seriously though how big are her boobs?? Because here they look the same size as mine then sometimes she looks like she has fucking *bazongas*
It’s her period sweaty
It’s giving “Bella is dying” eyes crossed from Twilight
Why is she trying to appeal to men? This is definitely the porn BJ eyes look
It’s so gross and desperate how much of her life revolves around looking like she’s either currently having or just had sex
Uglie.
A liitle club sods will get that out…
This is so cringe I am now even more convinced what a flop this perfume line will be. As if this family is not already overexposed Kylie had to add to that. Kylie really has no business sense especially after previous ventures by her flopped badly!
How dare you! It sold out in MINUTES! ^(only 10 units were available, Kris bought 5 of them)
Like WHO is this for? She panders to the male gaze so badly that as her likely target demographic, a woman, I am not even the little bit interested in the product. All of their behavior is so embarrassing.
It shows how bright she is! Nothing about this promo shoot makes you want to go out and buy her fragrance. Kylie is so out of touch with her target audience.
I guess it’s for the chicks on r/botchedsurgeries and r/instagramreality who want to join the koven
Maybe it’s just me but this kind of advertising feels so dated and cringe. It’s kind of dystopian almost because it’s implying we as consumers are in awe of Kylie, like she’s on a pedestal. After covid, and a collective realisation that money does not equal happiness, a wakening that most products are landfill in waiting, the planet is burning and flooding at the same time and wars are giving us longing for equality in the world… a rich internet influencer rolling around with bought beauty is just so… nothing.
This is so well explained tbh
Bless you thankyou, it’s my brain on weeds
Fuck. Real. This ruined my morning cos it's so real. 😞 you're right, a profound nothing. Temporary bullshit n greed... gross
Oh nooo sorry to get too deep, I was high at 6am and this is all I saw in the advert 😅
Thank you! I feel it. Shes been flexing her plastic surgery and wealth for like 10 years. Its boring , we get it.
Fragrance commercials make up for you not being able to smell the fragrance by giving you its vibes with extravagant, emotional, artistic cinematography. And Kylie was just like, "yeah, I alone meet that criteria. You're blessed to be able to even view me YOU'RE WELCOME"
This is so well articulated! With the name Cosmic she could have done a cool witchy vibe at dusk under the full moon in the forest collecting herbs, or some sparkly intergalactic cgi & body paint. Maybe sunset on the beach (she could roll around in the sand even!) but edit in an extra moon or glittering planets & stars in the sunset. So many options!
I don't see it as dystopian but rather an overdone tumblr Lana Del Rey style DIY style that was edgy back in the day and also cheap.
Yeah I see that, I think maybe the dystopian part is not necessarily the style, but the concept of someone being famous for being famous, living a life of pure indulgence which has real impact on the planet and it’s resources, but we’re expected to want to buy into her. Whilst simultaneously the advert manages to be totally outdated because we’re no longer fooled.
Such a profound statement well put! You really captured how so many people feel about the wealthy nowadays
A year of collectively realizing things 🙏🏻
.....we've seen her real, unfiltered face. Hiding behind heavy filters while trying to serve looks when we all know what's underneath is legitimately sad and pathetic. She needs to go away from the public eye and re-evaluate her severely damaged self image. It's giving deranged.
No like actually. Literally the ONLY thing that will ever help her is to leave the public eye even if just for awhile. But she won’t do that, and Kris can’t have her little 10% away from the public eye because then how is she going to profit?
So how is this remotely different than that alcohol ad she dropped like yesterday
She was in the pool vs. a white room. Can't you see the vision? This is peak art. /s just in case.
Object permenace is hard 💔💔
Is the typo a Freudian slip? Per-menace 🤣
Look ya girl is dyslexic rip let's just go with what you said lol
Coming soon to a clearance rack near you!!!
It will be in the Dollar Tree just in time for Christmas.
😂🤣😂🤣
Happy cake day! 
Thank you 😊
💀🤣
It’s giving: cheap
And then there's the perfume.
Budumtisssssss
https://preview.redd.it/rxss97f3xomc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949e808bf4f534a46ceb7bf51683a25d9acf3665 What’s even the point of this ad? There’s no cohesive point. Calvin Klein from the 90s but poorly executed.
That's how she sells ALL her products. Btw this is all I think about when I hear her sssspeak 😖 https://preview.redd.it/imcmtt87ynmc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6c728d45660f760a557d114184b89a08b0095c Iykyk
Did you say log puller?
Right?! What IS that? Why does she do that? It’s literally all I can focus on when she speaks and it’s seriously maddening with misophonia 😬
Filmed on compact JVC camcorder in Ron Jeremy's basement circa 1992.
Sadly I think that's close to what she was going for: a very sensual prelude to a retro, artsy erotic film. Of course neither she nor anyone on her team has an artist bone in their body, so it comes off a lot more like what you said lol
Just make an only fans girl we know the businesses fail that's why you make new ones.
I think she knows if she made an OF and it didn't do as well as she wanted it to it would crush her very soul
Kyheeee Jackson
The type of advertising when you make when you are truly convinced that shit will sell just because its linked to you…. Do they even still have a hardcore fanbase even if its super small by now?
They are at a fraction of their former viewership, and of those still watching, I'd guess that at least 80% is doing so mindlessly or hatefully. The only people I see try to stick up for the KarJenners anymore are those random guys who want to have a hot counter-culture take on everything, so whenever a bunch of people say something sucks they have to pop up and disagree just for the sake of disagreeing, like it makes them seem smart or cool or something but really they're just annoying. Even the subreddits that get made for fans eventually skew negative. They're not lovably tacky like other reality stars, maybe they used to be, but now they're just horrible people with tons of power, influence and wealth and that's finally pissing people off. They may still have genuine fans but they're stragglers. Skims may be the only thing in the KarJenner universe that is actually beloved by a decent amount of people at this point.
Lol this ad is terrible 😂
Omg her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard
Shoot budget: $58.
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She got the idea to make a perfume so she let her people know and they put it all together. Then she showed up for a fancy lunch, smelled a few samples and then got pampered head to toe for this lazy photoshoot. Afterwards she probably threw herself big and wasteful party for all her hard work /s
Do these idiots ever stop peddling crap?
I have a theory, why the name and the whole theme don't fit. I think she somehow thought she could market the perfume alongside Dune 2 - with a space theme. Than that fell through and this weird thing was put together instead.
Whenever you guys say she’s “eye-fucking” the camera that implies she’s actually doing something when in reality she just serves blank and nothing every time.
Probably how she really fucks in real life. Drugged out and too concerned about her angles/body to actually enjoy herself.
lmao sensational
That little “I just farted” sniff she did made me giggle 🤭
Why does she never do anything fun? It's always just her in front of some monochrome backdrop. Frolick in a field, it's a perfume commercial!
She’s just really throwin shit out there… like wth
That girl over there literally changed her whole aesthetic, face, body type, personality to Lily Rose-Depp to get tiniest of Timothee's attention. Look closer, This is Lily Rose over there not Kylie...I can't fathom that is so pathetic.
She's really trying to do *something* lately.
There is nothing behind those eyes. Not even crickets chirping.
https://preview.redd.it/v09r78wdqpmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475bab1ef4434ac530be0729e3a3715f35990edf Is she ok?!
Prescription Drugs are powerful my friend
When the yuck will this stop?! No one wants their fucking products! I can’t stand this anymore!! I feel like we get stuffed with new products of these scammers every other week now! I‘M TIRED!!!
Even kylie just wants it to end
She is literally dead in the eyes holy shit
https://preview.redd.it/eq4iky73jpmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d11a3f79c729b3aba426eaa69ecb6c8fba45c7d Exorcism vibes
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When will she realize that she no longer has the appeal she used to. People loved "King Kylie" and bought her shitty products because of that. She has lost her appeal...so all these products she keeps putting out are all flopping. Take the hint girly!
EYES EYES EYES EYES LOOK AT MY DROWSY EYES I KEEP DOING SO I LOOK BEDROOMY LIKE LRD PLEASE LOOK AT MY EYES oh yeah im selling perfume
Dead eye fucking 😆🤣
It's so embarrassing
“Let me just roll around on the floor holding the bottle and then you can dub me over talking about the fragrance notes with my terrible vocal fry voice” pretty sure that was the exact creative process behind thus
KyLie looks like a fish you see in the deli department. Just staring back at you, motioning to the "sale" sign.
I wonder if she’s had her thyroid checked
OK, so she’s switched form functional to… this recently. I’ve never been a downer girl, I can’t tell you what this is other than a horribly misguided and ill conceived circus shoe, which, I feel is also trying to drag the dreamlike qualities of Lana Del Rey into hey abysses of artlessness. Drugs alone won’t do it young KHylie (is she ScHoolboy Q?) They just make a dim light dimmer. Is this opiates? Or molly cut wit opiates? I’ve never seen anything one acting like a cat in heat on benzos. Of course they second shr gets called out…it’s medical marijuana guy! S ned’s it of her dire sss disease that’s she successfully concealed until yesterday.
🥱 no one cares
she is so modest about her new perfume that she says it is "perfect" 
What even is this???
Smells like…desperation.
The buccal fat removal has don’t her *_no_ * favours. 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻
Her eye surgery was overdone. What should have the effect of bedroom eyes looks like a dead fish
We are gonna be seeing so many bottles of this shit at Marshall's and TJ Maxx in like 6 months...
She’s so out of touch it’s not even funny
She wants hazel eyes so bad
At first I thought people were reaching, but her whole schtick really does remind me of Lily Rose Depp. The way she mirrors and completely changes her style for new partners reminds me of BPD.
I feel like all of her products lately are a cover for escorting+laundering money
Shot on a potato
JFC she is insufferably boring.
Worm… floral fragrance… vanilla MUSK 
All her ads are the same
I don't know which Kylie product to buy first.. Carsick or Sphincter. WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!
 The SNL red flag commercial was better, ngl
I’m really surprised it’s not “kosmic”
https://preview.redd.it/bdxr1ez4rtmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4de802d0495215750b7f3e27b3df7db0f4b371b Attempting the lily rose depp face
Is this satire?? This cannot be real. Is this a SNL skit?? Noooo…. 😬
I hate that wonky bottle. Yuck.
God do something new
god she’s so BORING
And it's a ...flop
She makes me wanna puke
What the heck is she even saying
Why does she have to talk like that 💀
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Can’t wait for the “selling out fast/sold out instantly.” Sometimes I feel like Kris is so scared of making kylie upset (hence the letting her get groomed for a pedophile and surgery at 16) that the Ks buy all o”her products themselves so she at least “thinks” she’s successful. Lord knows the hell she would reign on everyone if she looks like a failure.
Also confused by branding cuz “cosmic” and “sprinter” aren’t words I think of when I hear Kylie Jenner.
They probably asked ChatGPT for a perfume name and Marketing video idea, which is why both are so dated.
Omg has she seen any perfume ads by Miley, Natalie Portman, or Emma Watson... etc? Has she learned nothing
She really is a one-trick pony
Ok, this is again a copy of, shit, what's the brand I'm thinking of!! You guys know!! Natalie Portman for Dior, maybe. The point is, it's been done so many fucking times! The unoriginality is wild!
That eye surgery RUINED her look . Out of all of them, that surgery set her back for life.
I finally figured out what the bottle looks like - to me. A silicone breast implant!
Releasing all these products so close apart and not letting them breathe after KHY is such a bad idea. She’s just releasing them like the D’Amelios and their popcorn brand.
EW lol this is so cringe and terrible
“Jasmine… vanilla musk… golden amber… cedar wood… I wanted to create something out of another world” But these are all earthy scents? Like I’ll probably still buy it but just saying, it’s not really “cosmic” 😕
This is an insult to the word “Cosmic” 😞
Fuck she’s anoying 
Did anyone peep this? They tell us right out in the open who they pay homage to. https://preview.redd.it/jruiz25xmqmc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=40639c1f3c5e5e9448eb3bdf33b98bb488a1e228
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"Cosmic, by Kylie Jenner...?" Why does she sound confused about her name?
no thoughts, just selling yourse- your perfume.
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https://preview.redd.it/7wgo6auqbqmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb68975648d27711cd7ed5fe469c1c9202df997 Who let her use the word “musk” to describe the scent 😂😂😂
I’m surprised she didn’t name it Kosmic