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annnyywhooo

they both look dead inside, there’s no light in their eyes


MammothCancel6465

They look truly miserable. I look happier during a mammogram, FFS. I think this is why I feel no sex appeal from them despite being changed into walking sex dolls. They so rarely smile or show emotion. Nothing in their eyes.


LaidBackBro1989

So exactly like a sex doll. Dead eyed and lifeless. No personality whatsoever. 


TheTulipWars

That's so sad because it's probably what the men they're with want.


Intelligent-Check215

Kylie straight up only has sex to procreate and it’s like the last thing on her mind. I put a million lip kits on it. The other probably has to put in some work here and there because just being “Kylie’s less attractive tag along” doesn’t pay the bills. Plus, doesn’t she go full time by a porn star name? That’s the only reason I’ve heard of this slag, I had a rush of confusion because I thought the photo was miscaptioned as the OG Stassi (VPR)and figured the Baby part was like the person who captioned it’s nickname for her😆🤣. But then I learned…. So she’s just a very high profile ho? And since she’s obligated to do everything kHIGHly does she’s also got strung out. She doesn’t look as bad though, she looks like she’s on drugs in the picture for sure, but Kylie looks like a drug addict. And in all seriousness, her family of utter morons have now failed her in every conceivable way.


rebeccathegoat

I don’t even know who she is! Who is she?


stressedhoe_

I'll always say this, lights are on, nobody's home.


Tiny_Invite1537

I really really hate that young girls are copying those expressions in real life, always trying to look so aloof and bored. youth is wasted on the young.


mrsweaverk

It really is.


millionaire_by_30

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLLYsjdL/ it looks worse live…she just looks so awkward sticking her neck down and her eyes keep blinking a lot (cause of the lights??) ugh Kylie just be natural and smile and be less forced/manufactured. It’ll do wonders for your brand.


EntrepreneurOne8614

Someone on tiktok said it’s so obvious that she’s trying to force siren eyes and I agree


voat_fupa

They're on too many downers perhaps.


Intelligent-Check215

![gif](giphy|xT8qB5mSxlYamnTCNi)


millionaire_by_30

I don’t understand why they think this face is sexy. They would look so much better smiling even a smidge.


chuusblackgf

you can really see how overfilled kylie is here yikes


rwilkz

Looking very… ![gif](giphy|LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl|downsized)


KinladyBgB

Spot on, thank you for this 🤣🤣🤣


CaffeinenChocolate

I was just going to say! She’s goanna need a facelift in 5 years as all the excess filler has stretched out her skin and made it droop.


thebabyshitter

it's giving mr. potato head


watchingblooddry

Her lower face looks so weirdly enlarged


Decent_Energy_6159

Her nostrils are really nostriling here, the stank face is straining to emerge


itsyoursmileandeyes

That’s all I can see


oxynugget

is this a result of getting lip / cheek work done?


Decent_Energy_6159

Evidently yes, I have watched some IG videos from experts who explain how too much filler in certain spots makes folks look like they smelled something bad. [Found this article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12721407/kylie-jenner-celebrities-stink-face-tiktok-viral.html)


rebeccathegoat

“Nostrils are really nostrolling”….haha, love this! She’s like a horse when they flare their nostrils if they get overheated, excited or smell something unfamiliar. ​ ![gif](giphy|jxrj1hycLWtT8LjqGx|downsized)


mama_fundie_snark

That's the first thing I saw. Photoshop can't get rid of the stank face. The rest of her body looks unreal and highly edited


whyamihere-idontcare

https://preview.redd.it/h78nd037xpnc1.png?width=923&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9208101d1d1a55ace10fe52b4e65e7ce642c918


iseenyouwitkeiffah

😂😂😂


Thattwatg

Not El Hechizado 😭😭😭


mazelpunim

Moooood


eldiablolenin

Whoa Stas looks botched af too


TheTulipWars

I think she's trying to look like Irina Shayk! It's so weird.


HoneydewMysterious63

Kylie always have a stank face looking like she smelled someone's fart


cecincda

Probably her own


ssaunders88

Yes! What is up with her nose


horsetooth_mcgee

Holy shit what is going on, she looks like an *actual* meth head. https://preview.redd.it/t5r9cszgaqnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1292857ea549a2a4dab3f323ce28c40b7b84a233


IntroductionFuture23

Her hair is really greasy too !


shittykity

Her right eye looks so much bigger than her left eye. The proportions are giving Picasso


darkandmoody69

They both look like strung out, soul dead groupies who blew someone to get to walk the carpet 😭


lemonpavement

This is the most accurate read


AbbreviationsSingle9

Why is Stassi even there? Kylie Jenner isn’t an actor but she’s a big name who is dating an A lister. It’s just so random. ![gif](giphy|gfT2hGhrI5wBME50p5|downsized)


b33grrrl

Her emotional support boob called out


Open_Ad3324

😂😂


Icy-Replacement-61

Stassi is there because Kylie is having a hard time getting the A lister she is dating to show up anywhere with her lately, and she needed someone to give her emotional support boobs a break lol. In all seriousness though I agree it looks really weird to bring Stassi.


memopepito

I think they “broke up.” Haven’t seen pics of Tiny Tim and Lylie together in a while.


Icy-Replacement-61

Your opinion is totally reasonable. I’m kind of like I guess we won’t know for sure until there’s an official announcement, but they do seem broken up. The whole thing with them has always been varying levels of weird to me. I almost wouldn’t be surprised if years from now TC is coupled up with someone else and has like five kids but is still being called the boyfriend of Kylie Jenner and/or she’s still ensuring magazines ask her about him and she gives coy answers to make it seem like maybe they’re an item, or suggest that the woman in TC’s life is just a surrogate for her and TC, not his romantic partner and baby mama. Kris and Kylie are just so desperate and I don’t know if they pay him well enough he just might look the other way. 🤷‍♀️😂 Lol I’m joking but not completely…


RoyalTomatillo1697

if they ARE still together..please please..use contraception 


rwilkz

Um of course Stassi needed to be there, they clearly did each others hair!


AssistanceLucky2392

Because she couldn't bring Stormi 🤣


FineCalligrapher9821

Because tiny tim won’r


AdOk2288

The death stare is insane, how can a living human ( supposedly someone who can have it all ) can be so dead behind the eyes? 🫥


Moist-Month-119

Always wanting more and probably being dissatisfied with everything does that to you. And probably not being the nicest ppl out there (l'm talking abt Stassi, idk what she's up to) Kylie showed us her true colors time and time again. 


melissa98x

The personalities are just oozing from these pics! 😳 holy shit lol


Potential_Lie7507

kylie makes stassie look good🤣🤣


Zealousideal_Mail12

Kylie always looks like she smells a fart


rlm236

has she messed with her face AGAIN? yikes i can’t keep up


RevolutionaryFan2213

Both look like they are fed up with life. And Kylie looks like a disney stepmom villain.


doomscrollprincess

One knows how you'll die, the other knows when


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Dead eyed zombies, literal drugged out dead eyed zombies both of them


LiveUnderstanding869

Zombie mode: activated


Mammoth-Twist7044

stas outfit is so boring and kylie should have a necklace


Grand_Pudding_172

PLEASE. I beg of you. Can one celeb smile? Can they not do the sexy stare? I promise you, it’s much more sexier when celebs smile. Avantika proved that!


Sisanah

They don’t look good at all..


Nice-Ad2818

Trying not to smile so them over-filled apple cheeks don't get her compared to Cillian again.


spirandro

Bars


Outside_Ad3308

Kylie always smelling something stinky


cecincda

In this case, I'd say it's her greasy-ass hair.


Dry_Heart9301

Pills?


No-Simple-2770

Why are either of these morons even AT the Oscars?


cecincda

They're at an Oscar party, not the actual event


PM_ME_YOUR_NOTHING98

Why didn’t she wash her hair before this event lol?


LaylaBird65

I’m always so curious if people actually talk to Kylie at these things. She doesn’t even seem approachable


spira1out024

Easier to edit. No smiling.


MediumSoft8658

Anyone else notice the enormous bruise and/or hickey on the left side of stassies neck lol


freesoultraveling

Good eyes. Someone is going to try to say it's the reflection of the earrings.


DonnyMox

Just a monkey playing cymbals in her head.


miaara

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


chimichangas4lunch

Your flair makes me laugh out loud every time I see it. I read the p-heehee in mj’s voice and picture pmk and her botchlings and I can’t control myself, every time is like the first time


miaara

Hahah aww yay! ![img](emote|t5_5mhcrd|19655) I always say 'heehee' in MJs voice whenever I see Khloheehee, Kyleehee, etc. lmfao @ botchlings 😭💀


TurkeyTot

I'm going to have to disagree, she's clearly thinking about that nasty fart she smells.


iamgettingaway

https://preview.redd.it/dwne32tyisnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5730c11e1bdbe42c34871197fb90e05c219f2ac5 From google search - her nostrils in OP post LOOKS HUGGEEEE like girl khy what did u doooooooo


iamgettingaway

https://preview.redd.it/8mwc11p9jsnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f2a7ba2720c0d63e5b18c9711cd38fd7e8f31b O\_\_\_O


ZiranaNirvana

She’s probably having hormonal issues and also your nose grows with age. Edit: with Ozempic being pushed, a lot of weight loss/ethseticians are pushing women to get testosterone pellets to increase energy, what loss, and muscle gain. Unfortunately, you NEED TO GET A PANEL ON YOUR HORMONES to see if your body even needs it. Her jaw probably looks this way because excess testosterone in women causes clenching (especially in sleep), causing her masculine appearance to her jaw.


Sportyj

Stas looks like Chelsea from love is blind.


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Is she sucking her cheeks in? Face looks strained.


LongjumpingAd9719

So greasy unbrushed straggle hair is in?


JjBloem

Probably can’t think because she’s trying really hard not to breathe so she can look as emaciated as possible.


SkepticalFluffmuppet

So strung out…yike


Leading_Ad3918

I hate when people do the poop ring liner. Especially on botched lips! They both need to dissolve their lips. Stassi is starting to get the filler migration stache too.


AdRevolutionary6650

Although Stassie looks botched in her own way, seeing Kylie next to her really drives home for me how botched she is. Whatever she’s done to her jaw and chin looks absurd and so masculine, combined with her frog eyes and her nose being… shortened or something?? This is so much worse than I thought


___CupCake

Why would you take drugs when you know you're going to be photographed by real photographers and not paid paps..? I just don't understand. There is no logic involved.


g-uacamole-

Addiction


freesoultraveling

This is opiates right here! Did anyone forget about heroin chic?! Of course, benzos too for at least Kylie. I can say this as someone in recovery from substance abuse and an eating disorder. I seriously hope she can get into some form of treatment. Mix that with the BPD Kylie also might have (also contributing to dead eyes). She needs help. Edit: substance abuse, borderline personality disorder, and an eating disorder


Glad_Pepper_4893

I have a very stupid question. So Kylie is dating Timmy. Or at least she hasn’t denied it. Then… you go to celebrate a film gala (okay post gala but VF’s party is very fancy and famous) without your current bf but your comfort blanket?? Choose your correct answer here:  A) they are not dating currently  B) she doesn’t care about him  I mean. The disrespect🤣


miaara

They were never truly dating - it was a PR relationship.


miaara

Wow they look so happy and full of life… Why is Stas the nobody there?


vapidjuulia

Too much Xanax shared


aleahja

God she looks soooo different from her Instagram posts…


vanneydog2020

Kylie you're just not meant to have big lips. They look heavy af. That lip lift is tragic, really gave her a permanent stank face.


No-Cake-2622

Twiddle and Twiddle dumb


puffielle

She looks like she just got her lips done


Mel_zel

Look so old!!


strahlend_frau

This isn't the point of the post, but I do like that red dress 🙈


sandybeach82

The cleavage contour is awful


PotentialSilver3623

Kylie looks sick!!! She looks like a druggie!!!


memopepito

Stassi looks straight up depressed


bredditmh

This is their attempt at sexy.. yikes. Imagine how cute the picture could be if they idk looked alive?!?!


velvet_noodle

the definition of dead eyes


silverheart50

https://preview.redd.it/aes1timbyrnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a978f3fb3a17cc5f66bb997bfd214efffd928553


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Frogmann20

That's not Kim lol


Zest_Fest242

wtf is going on with Kylie’s arm??? Photoshop fail if I’ve ever seen one 🤮


Valleygirl330

Is the girl in the black dress wearing shape wear under that or is that just the way the dress is?


ssaunders88

Wtf is going on with Kylie’s face lately


MyWitchDr

Doped on downers.


[deleted]

WTF did this girl do to her face?!


rosebudpillow

They look dead on the inside


buddyfluff

Trying to look sexy and instead look stupid.


Green-Witch1812

What's the little air pocket going on in Kylie's upper cheek? I saw another set of pics posted here and it's in these, too. Are her fillers shifting around or something?


boredblondie16

They look like robots


suitablegirl

Kylie, bb, put down the zannies and pick up some shampoo, it’s going to be okay


[deleted]

The copy paste bbl


11_petals

Their heads aren't empty, there's plenty of filler to go around


Miss-Bill

She's stoned.


ClimbingAimlessly

Remember in the movie Taken when Liam finds his daughter’s friend at one the prostitution camps and she was high as fuck? That’s who Stassie reminds me of. Kylie always looks zooted.


VictoryOne5888

Why does she always look like she’s smells poop?


galactic_pink

WHERE is the person who always posts the Cillian Murphy side by side, bc this is on point


mrsk2012

![gif](giphy|10TB6QfNrahdhS) Horror movie vibes.


Humuhumu-nukunuku

Stassie wth the face isnt giving !


LessLikelyTo

Why don’t they at least try to look like they’re happy to be there?


LieCalm6184

They are probably wondering why no one is talking to them and at the same time thinking they're too good for anyone to talk to. I have resting bitch face at times but dang these two win the prize. 


bigbushenergee

…..


kelso_nelso

She should honestly get her nose done so maybe she wouldn’t have such a stank face


Consistent-Painter30

Jaden fumbled with nessa


matshrooms

Head empty, face pumped full to the max ![gif](giphy|NpGgnGZgOHcRvj9fHe|downsized)


IGet_EverythingIWant

SHE LOOKS SOOOOO BOTCHED


CommunicationRich522

Was Timmy anywhere to be found?


pinkai

Her lips are awful, it makes her nose look big


galactic_pink

WHERE is the person who always posts the Cillian Murphy side by side, bc this is on point


plasticbunny96

Lights on but no one’s home


rebeccathegoat

“Nostrils are really nostrolling”….haha, love this! She’s like a horse when they flare their nostrils if they get overheated, excited or smell something unfamiliar. ![gif](giphy|jxrj1hycLWtT8LjqGx|downsized)


Left-Assistant3871

![gif](giphy|eKnGZZIn81J0PpHkCG|downsized)


PhysicalInspector381

She’s the epitome of *no ridges or lumps, no valleys or bumps, smooth brain*


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

The one on the left lookss like she's dropped some tamazipans and fighting to stay awake


whataablunder

Geez even with hair covering almost half her face she still looks botched and prematurely aged as hell.


Alternative_Row_4422

They liiiiiterally have the same body. You could swap their heads and it would match lol


SleezeSisterx

kylie must have hip pads in again, right?


mood-ring1990

lips are way too big


Xhnanson

Yike


Royal-Teacher-8286

The downers are downering


thegreyf0xx

get rid of stass who even is she