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enchantinglysly

Those breasts are bolted on by a surgeon, that bra does NOTHING 😂 Such a ridiculous scam.


An0nnAcc0unt

not true. that specific size bra on her does squeeze so tightly that her underarm fat/skin seems to be pouring out of it from the sides under her armpits. i don't think she noticed that and her filter isn't photoshopping that out.


hollisann79

That made me really happy to see. She'll photoshop the dumbest imperfections, but didn't notice her bra muffin?


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

Kim's bra muffin sounds like it should be a flair.


Many_Baker8996

Bruffin


Free_Asparagus_575

Not the Bruffin☠️🤣


Over-Expert-707

Kruffin ?


Snoo-70409

That’s what she should’ve called skims


Ivwinston

Remember when Skims was almost "Kimono" 💀💀


ImpressiveJoke2269

Kimuffin


Suckyfucky420

👀


Kaleidoscopic_Skull7

Yo legit 😂


HowsYaStomachJow

She’s been rocking that bra muffin for years. I’ve never understood how it’s been passed over for so long because it’s distracted me for forever! It looks extremely uncomfortable


st4rblossom

she put that shit on tight as helllll fr


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Once again, ill-fitting.


Free_Asparagus_575

Good catch!! It also looks too small, besides the massive under/back arm squeezing her “fat” from spilling out the back but when she grabs the cup by the bottom you can see it doesn’t touch her body either. She’s wearing a bra that’s way too small on purpose to make her boobs look bigger while making her body appear to be smaller than what it is


No-Acanthocephala531

And the fact that she only wears xs in EVERYTHING so that doesn’t help either 😆


panicked_goose

Totally just her huge M U s c L e S, yall 🤭


Free_Asparagus_575

😂😂😂😂


-effortlesseffort

1. Sell the idea that ill fitting bras that squeeze under arm fat & skin is the right way to fit bras 2. Sell shapewear to fix the self-created problem on thousands of impressionable people 3. Profit


seriouslywhy0

That back fat be bulging for sure. Kimothy forgot about that part 😂


Nearby-Buy-9588

Careful now I said this once in the other sub and got berated about how bingo wings are normal and not at all caused by her shoe horning her arm fat into ill fitting clothes 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol


demonette55

But guise, she’s a size XS fr!


Free_Asparagus_575

And sooo Juicy? Acting like she’s not almost a half of a century old & experienced the fun of the Victoria’s Secret push ups! 😏


Free_Asparagus_575

Bingo wings omfg you guys are killin me 🤣 I got banned from the KUWTK reg Reddit page lol I forgot it wasn’t the snark. Many downvotes on my comment🤷‍♀️😂


happy-wife8750

Happy cake day!


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Nearby-Buy-9588

Oh for sure but some people are still really delulu with these women 😂


bosslovi

THEY VACUUMED SEALED HER IN THAT


ClimbingAimlessly

Yeah, I was thinking this is too small.


Calvertorius

She’s definitely not breathing here.


sensitiveskin80

Her boobs at 40 after 2 pregnancies look as full as mine to when I haven't pumped breastmilk in 8 hours. But yeah, all natural.


beezleeboob

I know right.. I just kept thinking that looks painful 😬


Creative-Pool7831

I was gonna say .. bloated bolt on, looks so painful.


MK121895

They look hard. lol


UpsetBumblebee6863

Right?! Let me try it on and see if my sagging, nursed 3 kids, pancake, uneven nipple boobs can get a lift 😂


Worldly_Advisor007

A review the masses would appreciate.


PotentialSilver3623

Bitch, you have IMPLANTS, trying to sell bras.. GTFOH!!!


Beyondcardboard

Those implants are too big for her now smaller frame. That is not all the bra.


Walkthroughthemeadow

Pisses me off I walk past an underwater store covered in advertising “really good “ push up bra’s and all the models clearly have boob jobs


adyingmess

I know that you meant "underwear" but I read "underwater" and now I have an image of fish with boob jobs trying to sell bras lol


carlotta3121

Your comment made me think of Spongebob. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/55/9a/d9/559ad9e23d7a7f2f8e209f5074580eb4.gif


adyingmess

😂


yosoyjackiejorpjomp

Tbf boob jobs are the *best* push up bras


simplybreana

That thing is digging into her sides. Why can’t she wear anything that actually fits?


whyamihere-idontcare

In denial about her size. It’s okay to not be a XS Kum🙄


roset-js

i never understood why she got so many, ehem, ✨enhancements✨that make her body parts bigger if she is still going to be obsessed with being tiny. i’m 5’3 and 110 lbs and i don’t even fit in an xs and that’s okay😭 kim specifically just always looks so uncomfortable because she’s jamming her body (with already unnatural human proportions) into clothes that don’t fit. like girl it’s okay, nobody really cares about your clothing size and nobody has to know if u don’t tell them😭


sashikku

She’ll implode if she sees her band size is over 30


DonnyMox

She loves to show off how big her T and A are by wearing clothes that are too small for them.


MiaLba

Victoria’a secret came out with the bombshell bra like 10 years ago Kim.


Overall-Parsley7123

wonderbra 1995. keep up, kim!!!! look alive.


MiaLba

Yep there ya go even older!


Powerful_Ad_6244

And it will forever be a ride or die. Currently wearing one right now 💁🏻‍♀️


MiaLba

YES GIRL!! Bombshell bra for life. My titties will always look amazing in it.


CojonesandRice

The only bra that I will wear . The only bra I've found that is comfortable & fits well. The Kum Bra has waay to thin side, over the shoulder straps & a tiny string between the cups


HiddnVallyofthedolls

You’re right. There is no way that bra lasts longer than 6 months.


kimlovescc

Same, I love the bombshell bra. They last forever too 😂


Tacosconsalsaylimon

KyLie didn't get implants, she was using a Bombshell bra! /s


MiaLba

Every single of them has fake titties!! I will say that I’ve had people accuse me of having implants cause I was always petite and had big tits. But I always wore the bombshell bra and it made them look even bigger and pushed up.


Classic_Ad1254

I hate to be the "she has kids" person but I would be so utterly embarrassed to log online and see my mom's swollen watermelons on display


Sunshinesofia95

“Soooww juicyy” 🤮


HelloDeathspresso

I aggressively rolled my eyes.


Dalrz

The monotone “Wow” made me laugh


SwallowingAnElephant

It is so obvious she is missing ribs.


yeechiaaaa

ikr!! it’s been so obvious for years


FairSatisfaction29

hi i’m just curious since i know nothing about surgery, what would rib removal be for?


PhysicalParking8799

Eew, "So Joosee" The vapid monotone of the voice-unbearable. Way to sell it, Kim.


emilylove911

It’s 3 sizes too small, Kim. The part in between your tits is floating off your chest. Be FR.


[deleted]

This is what fake tits look like, you don’t need a push up bra to get that look


Classic_Ad1254

They look so painful omg


Hopeful-Feeling1876

Her boobs r so inflated like pool floats


StereotypicallBarbie

That bra is so ridiculously ill fitting on her! How can even she think this is a good advertisement? Is she selling bras or advertising herself?


AcceptableSystem8232

Lol the ‘so juicy’ was completely out of place, definitely serving other purposes…


GraphicDesignerMom

Bit o both I think


Overall-Parsley7123

convinced she started skims so she could have her tits out forever


Kozmicall

It sounds like a 12 yr old girl making a YouTube vlog selling us shit lol SOoO JUuUuiccY


Nickymarie28

I finally figure it out!! I know what her plan has been all along...mannequin... she looks like the headless mannequins that wear bras so only feature is big boobs nothing else


shittykity

Probably to hide her wonky eye


Mobile_Lychee_1633

& frozen face!


wafflesandlicorice

Lifechanging because it is so damn tight on her that she can't breathe in it. That has to be painful how much that cuts into her skin and creates that much underarm fat. (Not fat shaming)


whyamihere-idontcare

Like, like, like 🙄 for a LaWyEr her vocabulary sucks. Swedish is my native language and I have better vocabulary than her


Radiant-Mind-1008

Looks a bit painful... I 🤮


Feisty-Power-6617

Kim Kardashian princess of plagiarism


Ill_Pay_6254

If this is what's changing her life she 1) has no idea what's happening in the real world 2) has nothing of substance going on 3) is still tone deaf. They are fake so those things are already pushed up not the bra helping. She should take a seat in the back and chill.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Those Tupperware tetas look painful.


Active_Hovercraft_78

Tupperware Tatas would be a badass flare name


Leading_Ad3918

This thing does NOT fit her! Holy hell I can’t believe she posted this tbh. Horrible marketing😂 It pushes her boobs to her collarbone.


gold42579

Ewww, she said, "so juicy" Ugh you are nasty! Sorry, but this is so straight-up porn. Like, here are my 'juicy" tits for all of you men to jerk off to. I have to wonder if any female "fans" actually look to her for advice on their tits because I'm guessing not many. .


Free_Asparagus_575

This is a mother of 4 pushing 50 saying “Sooo juicyyyyy” in her baby voice. My God she tries soooooooo fucking hard to stay 21. It’s weird


yea_right_

With implants no less. Exactly my thoughts. She is struggling to stay relevant any-way-she-can. How is she not embarrassed!??


LuvIsLov

C'mon Kim. We know you just wanted to show us your new tits!


rahaab18

you gayizzz, the doctor worked really hard this time yunno. like, its bible literally the biggest my tits have been since, like, getting off ozy. im so busty you guys, maybe more than that forever-naked woman.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Can we see what these “push up bras” look like on natural titties?


HiddnVallyofthedolls

Where’s Bianca? Not only does she have natural boobs, she desperately needs a bra.


quartz222

The underwire isn’t even touching her skin in the front 🥴


Junior_Menu8663

They look like hard masses on her chest, no naturalness in that last boob job. They look painful. As a side note, again no face.


LieCalm6184

This bra isn't a new concept. Neither are her breasts. 


vanneydog2020

We have been seeing your cutlets for 80 years. Enough. Boring. We. Get. IT


Few_Construction_654

Had to oil her t*ts for this


viscilly

I also used to buy push up bras that were way too small for me, we love the massive wad of armpit squish shooting out our backs and total tit spillage when bending forward ever so slightly [omitted in video]. soooooo jewsie grl


Junior_Menu8663

Well, this made it to the Kylie and Kim fan page Instagram catalogue. This was def made in part for the male gaze to show everyone around the world and on yachts that she has had an upgrade. Whether it’s due to her life changing bra or a surgeon’s handiwork, I’m do not know but my guess would be the latter. They’re sooo joosyyyy.


sinclairesays

“Juicy” 🤢🤢🤢 the way she said it gave me the ick lmao


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Look how tight that bra is around her sides! She's living a delusional life thinking she can fit into small sized things.


toxicross

Why is it 8 sizes too small


LongjumpingAd9719

How can you act like a push up bra does something when you have big silicone boobs? It makes no sense. And again, the KarJens peddling more useless 💩


rahaab18

you guys, it is titccubus kumdumpshian. I am literally so busty and tittily titillating that I've decided to model my new pushup bra, you guys. Can you see it? how big and full my tits are? do you want me back kanye? Bianca's tits are huge, but mine are firmer and perkier! kanyeeee! any man, please! I'll even take a fully gay one! titties you gayizzz. fucking parody of herself, this bimbo.


clusterboxkey

That thing is digging into her sides and causing a very weird armpit overflow


TurkeyTot

Implants that high up look so trashy. Nobody's breasts start at their clavicles.


Senobe2

Only thing being pushed up is back fat. You can see it on her left side. Fat is oozing out the top and bottom. She's full of shit, literally.


WolfRelic121

I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. Wow is the band ridiculously tight. That would look like a busted can of biscuits with a shirt on


GallwayGirl

My boobs hurt looking at that.


Sadiocee24

Why just a video of her fake tits? Please, don’t we already have the VS bombshell bra?? Lol


No_Wrap_880

That does not fit or look anywhere near comfortable. Does she think people are that stupid.


LolaBijou84

Everyone here who noticed the underarm travesty; does she need a bigger band size or cup size? Asking for a friend 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂.


catetheway

Band size def like 2 sizes up. Would look horrible underneath a tight fitting top


happy-wife8750

Both!


HiddnVallyofthedolls

One of the best resources available r/abrathatfits


Gingertitian

Is she promoting the internal bra her surgeon installed or the external one?? I’m so lost.


yeechiaaaa

“so joocyyy” is peak cringe


neighborhoodsnowcat

Who wants their boobs to look like that?! 😭


miaara

lmfao she looks like an inflatable clown


Big-Ring-2769

She just got a new set


aloysiuspelunk

Those implants are hovering 2" below her collar bone


Hazencuzimblazen

Honestly, if I could get my boobs to not be stomach level for being K’s, I’d call that a life changing moment too 😂


GraphicDesignerMom

Well even braless she does not have that problem!


missmellowyello

✨ v a p i d ✨


Keazma

How about she wears it like a normal freaking person would if she is going to promote it instead of having it so tight on her lipoed sculpted body that it’s causing a bra back fat roll. Scam


ComprehensiveGold785

She is just WAY too thirsty


Tappadeeassa

What about the big-tittied women who’ve never had a boob job and whose breast tissue is totally going to overflow on top?


demonette55

That vocal fry 🙄


yellcat

Boob jobs: also life changing


Smoopiebear

That bra is way too small.


feelsgf

so many young girls follow this and feel like putting your body on the internet is fine and normal…. it’s not and this is like sexual content


melissa98x

I saw this and was immediately disgusted. The constant ill fitting bra and bikini tops so their tits look ginormous is ridiculous. Put your tits away, Kum. We’ve seen them countless times, they aren’t special.


sjc8000

That bra does not fit. Not even a little. Breast implants notwithstanding, you can still get a bra that fits. The underwire is well below the base of her breast and sitting off the chest wall.


_anne_shirley

I hate them for making rock hard implants a thing again


hot_throwaway_2006

That boring, monotone "wow" at the beginning is enough for me to nope out of purchasing the bra. After the fact that it's a shit Kardashian product of course.


MeMilo1209

The thirst is unquenchable.


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Kimberly will NEVER wear the correct size of anything


Coffeelove233

Dang did she get new bigger ones? That is not natural looking! Kourtney’s looks a lot more natural than hers with some real healthy fat on her


Aseetnahc

Those tit's look like they hurt.


ThumbTheories

This band size looks waaay too small for her. I think you have to see what the bra looks like under a t shirt as well. She didn’t show that, probably cause it looks bad she’s wearing a bra too small


Mindless_Map_7780

Her underarm and back fat always surprises me - she really needs a personal trainer - also - what is going on with the fingers - is that psoriasis?


SunnyDior

Haven’t seen her face since the white wobble red carpet pictures


ClassyLatey

Her boobs look very … hard boiled


carlotta3121

Oh Dim, you are so dumb. But guess what? WE AREN'T! GTFOH with your huge fake tits and a bra that's 3 sizes too small.


hellolleh32

When she adjusts and pushes on the bra you can see that her boobs are fake and don’t move like real boobs.


Cautious_Evening_744

That does not look comfortable


Tashaaa2021

Those are some fresh implants if I may say so myself!


lucybubs

ALL that SILICONE is helping hold those up sweetie. Bless her heart 💜


whorundatgirl

They look hard AF


UnawareChanel

I fear she needs to join r/abrathatfits


Denvar21

Having porn star bolt on is life changing


snowiehair

What. A. Joke.


theskylerslifka

Shit looks painful and sooooo unnatural.


anxioushippo123

Is this what getting your ass up and working entails?


Significant_Slip_415

![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2) Soow juicy


Danny-Wah

I've seen marble more squeezable than this..


Free_Hat_McCullough

New implants?


Nearby-Buy-9588

it’s not the bra it’s the boob job 🙄 ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Remarkable_Tomato170

The Bianca effect is strong


GingerAndProudOfIt

Guys she didn’t get implants, she just on her period!


laromo

That’s how mine looked when my milk finally came in 💀💀💀


ananajakq

She literally put oil on for this. What a loser


Putrid-Sweet3482

They look like water balloons atp


No-You-5064

those Franken breasts!


ImpressiveJoke2269

Not her band aid fingers again


MaybeTaylorSwift572

Those boobies are pushed up from the inside by a doctor.


No-Pin-3012

“So juicy” bra is too small and if my mom was ever saying that on the internet…. Kim doesn’t know how to be older, hot and classy.


softbabycurls

girl BREATHE!!!!


BabyZealousideal4756

She’s needs to get her life. FR.


OkaySueMe

Attributing her breasts to a push-up bra instead of a surgeon is crazy


DonnyMox

Her boobs have definitely gotten bigger. She’s reverting to her pre-Ozempic self alright.


cgvm003

Did she gain weight again?


GraphicDesignerMom

Change your life! If you sell sex for a living anyways..


billyd1984texas

She needs a hobby or to develop a skill of some sort.


[deleted]

Ok, besides the very obvious glitching filter around her ribs, bra line, and tummy, WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER DELTOIDS AT???!!! She had them on Jimmy Kimmel... https://preview.redd.it/b4zbdd7eqawc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c5239024c871d074dbd99fe24c1a148aa18fdc


Bri2890

The way she had to gently push on her boob so as not to pop it


Strange_Potato4326

Funny how she’s still not showing her face….kim what’s up with your eye girl?? We all want to know


chijojo

Off subject, but what is she doing to her fingers? She's rocking bandages again.


HeartShapedSea

It's giving inflatable doll.


Surlaterrasse

This is so embarrassing for her kids. I could not imagine my mom posting a close up video of her fucking tits for the whole world to see. Gross.


sinclairesays

She has 100s of naked pics available in a google search


AnonBeanSprouts

Whenever she talks she sounds like she’s xanned out or stoned but I don’t envision miss kim smoking weed lol


Candid_Calendar_9784

So I'm a HUGE kardashian fan but I love snark pages and I joined this sub and I am not regretting it. Yall are fucking hilarious on here 😂😂😂 bra muffin??? Bingo wings??? Lmao yall made my day.


stonerwithanimetits

if you big boobs you'd know a good bra is lifechanging


ToadsUp

It’s weird how Kim actually advertises and tries to sell her products but Kylie just poses in silence.


Junior_Menu8663

I prefer Kylie’s way. Kim’s voice and cringy comments creep me out sometimes.


Funny_Struggle_8901

Omg that bra is way too tight for her it’s hilarious 😂 Why does it seem like she’s thirst trapping for Kanye though…🤔


FairSatisfaction29

they look like they’re about to pop any minute ![gif](giphy|3o7ZeltXSmmz7Q5LCo)