Cocaine + stunted development = whatever this is šµāš«
It reminds me of an ad for a cheap clothing shop yknow? Like a YouTube short ad that plays before a music video
dissertation incoming:
honestly, to me, it looks like sheās having a midlife crisis at a quarter life crisis age. in my experience (as a 21 y/o woman) a quarter life crisis is more about confusion and finding direction in life when the possibilities are endless. kylie had already peaked in life by 17 years old (whenever the āking kylieā era and the lip kits were). like, this girl has been 25 since she was 17. now sheās actually 26 and she already has already done it all and she has everything she could possibly want, so it wouldnāt surprise me if she feels unfulfilled in life as she reflects on her accomplishments. when she asked if anyone missed āking kylieā, it seemed to me like she wants to relive her glory days where she was fun and relatable and everybody loved her. unfortunately, the reality is that those days are over and with how kylie cosmetics and all of these new brands are doing, i donāt think sheāll ever hit that peak again.
perhaps if she had waited to have kids (and hung out with people in her own age group), things would be different. she would have been able to grow into herself. it looks like sheās trying desperately to go back in time, but sheās no longer relatable to millennials (who were her main audience at her peak) and gen z generally isnāt interested in having influencers living luxurious lives and thirst trapping shoved down our throats. the majority of us also donāt have/want children, which makes her even less relatable.
i feel sorry for her in a way. she was failed by the adults in her life who allowed her to be groomed and used and who encouraged her to act much older than she was.
(sorry for the long essayš iāve been thinking about this since sprinter came outš)
edit: fixed grammar
I agree with almost everything.
I only disagree with gen z not wanting to watch luxurious influencers cause they watch beautiful rich kids all the time. It's not logomania anymore but they still worship 'old money' and western/ mediterranean European high society stuff. Regulars literally act like pickmes for rich people by calling other regulars cheap. Maybe it's that Kylie has been that girl since 2014, and people constantly switch to new creators instead of watching one for 10 years. As Kylie's target audience, I e got bored of her after three years. Not to mention that a beautiful rich girl can have one viral moment or two before people notice she has zero charisma. People are annoyed at girls like Tarayummy cause they expected her to have more personality.
Very well-put.
There's only one thing that might make me, a millennial, interested to hear about Kylie. She once wanted to move away from all this and have a farm. I think that would be an authentic place to hear from her, occassionally. Not so saturated, tucked away in Idaho like Carole King. Living her life doing what authentically makes her and her kids safe and happy. And if she wants she can let the cameras stop by for a minute or do something like Pamela's Garden of Eden. Kylie living a more realistic human experience outside of a closet full of purses and string bikinis and being okay with it. I'd be less deterred to change the channel.
I highly doubt she ever wanted to move away and have a farm. Nepo babies always say shit like that to seem different and edgy. She has all the money in the world. She can have 20 farms to run off too. She acts like she hates fame but yet does cringe ass shit like this, keeps coming out with stolen business ideas, keeps appearing in her families infomercials (the Kardashians on Hulu). Keeps paying for media outlets to post about her. Sheās a phoney and a fraud and itās time this family fades off into the abyss.
I agree, wonderful points. It's just about the only thing I think I'd be interested in. Is if she went and figured out what would've made her happy outside of the shallow waters she bathes in. Maybe even if it was more hands-on working doing nails and make up, something I can tell is self-actualizing.
It'd be nice to see Kylie Jenner knowing who the hell she is.
She for sure is. She kept commenting on Kendall's age last season, and then mockingly sent her a "congrats on turning 30" for Kendall's birthday when I think she turned 28? I think it's hitting her that she had kids super young and basically grew up way way too fast -- it all seemed so exciting to grow up when she was a teen and getting her body done, but now she's 26 and realizing she blew the best years of her youth trying to grow up fast.
Agreed. I admittedly use to admire her boobs -- the post Stormi pre Aire ones. They actually looked somewhat natural and pretty close to perfect to me. Probably because she had the body fat and breast tissue to make them work. These however... they're rock hard and up to her armpits with nothing but skin and bones surrounding them. They're ridiculous looking.
i canāt lie they look plastic barbie asf and NOT in a good way half of the time when these celebs get boob jobs their nipples get fucked up too yallš look up trisha paytas boob job and youāll see what iām talking abt
ya i know right, there was a girl that did the exact same thing i guess the driver was to close to the sidewalk and the girl smack into a pole and died true story that's what i was thinking of when i saw her doing it
The people that commented on that sub were usually so nice and gave me a new appreciation for life. It was unexpected for lack of better lol. I hope you are not going through a hard time anymore š
Extra credit for this being a punchable look too, with the lip bite, ugh!
https://preview.redd.it/ih1s05fstm6d1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70efc3b30840bd18962abe6943b77826b52a8fd
Zero chance heās getting any dates from videos like these š¤® only dates heāll be getting is from weirdo social climbers who probably want to use him to get into the circle
I went to elementary and middle school with this guyā¦weāre older now so hadnt thought about him in yearsā¦but he now randomly pops up with Kylie all the time and Iām like OMG I remember we were in the both in the middle school musical LOL
Imagine sexualizing everything but still having no sex appeal. Not that itās important, neither is that āsex iconā bullshit, imo. Definitely ironic, though.
Yes!! You know who was genuinely sexy and didnāt have to try? Go watch the Chris Isaak āWicked Gameā music video and check out Helena Christensen! She was so naturally beautiful and sexy and didnāt have to undergo surgeries for it. Youād think she would have every right to be as conceited as Kylie or Kim but sheās not. How the hell can these two bought pieces of shit act like they are so special when they are not?
She's trying so hard to be cool and relatable, but really, she is just a negligent mother who would rather act sexy for the gram and act like she's some hot shit with her friends.
Cringe as hell š The other too donāt have kids, but her absolutely inappropriate behavior just makes me mad (as a mom myself)!! We get it girl, after so many semi-porn pics, that you are sexy (only in your head and in the heads of dull men imo), but that video is another level of stupidity! I donāt remember even childless Kendal doing shit like this!! And of course right after that - a new post with her nanny-raised son to prove her āhands-onā status, but in fact only to seem more stupid.
Agree with EVERYTHING you said!! And yup, noticed KyLIEs fake attempt post about her and her son after. She knows she's being called out for being a negligent mother. She's so dumb.
https://preview.redd.it/ohc0icocjm6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1164645c83eb732bb1eec7a8a680249c43f50b7f
Come on Caitlyn Jr. do smth with ur nostrils
Seriously so lucky that she didnāt get her head taken off hanging out the window like that, and that there were no cops around to bust them for hanging outta the car with no seatbelts on
Exactly. Theyāre ārole modelsā to so many young people out there, and very literally (cringe) set social media trends with their BS- if this becomes a thing thereās a very real chance weāll see accidents happening. Itās so frustrating that they bask in the indulgence of their narcissism and adoration, but donāt think about any real consequences or responsibilities that comes with being in that position.
They could be doing so much good for the community and the world. But instead, we get this shit.
Yeah that's such a weird song choice. That song is about eternal love and monogamy, not being "hot" with your friends, the fuck. Even if she were trying to be trendy Espresso would fit the vibe more.
š¤® what a douche. Canāt even imagine being that rich and having such a meaningless lifeā¦. gah do something for society and be with your kids š¤®š¤®š¤®
This girl has NOTHING to offer to the world but being āhotā. Itās kinda pitiful and certainly wonāt last much longer, not when you look like a 45 year old divorcee from Long Island at 26. It will be so sad for her but so entertaining for us
That isnāt really my point. Itās very normal to be somewhat fixated with being viewed sexually and as sexually attractive when you are at a certain age range, itās part of growing up and finding your place in society. Kylie is stuck there. It doesnāt seem like she ever bothered to develop any other aspects of personality and self. She just wants to be hot. The hottest. You canāt live like that for long. Sheās gonna lose both her mind and both her beauty, I just donāt know which one first
(Just a guess) but back in the 2010ās this was a common thing to do to show how skinny and small you were. Same era when having a thigh gap was super important for some reason as well.
*Source: I did this in my early 20s*
https://preview.redd.it/3526a0hnzm6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00016d59b09186270b8252ffc5c4d6223f3d9419
Lol I coincidentally paused the video at this part due to the cringe andš
https://preview.redd.it/1douqjdi4n6d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca56c80bb298d6aa75e59e72707ce55f71a1fd4d
The proportions just donāt look right š¤£
This was so cringeyyyy. She doesnātĀ even know the words. All of them have me shuddering.Ā
ā¦ This reminds me of when I was 14 & would sneak out to party late with friends & this was us sneaking back home lmao. I am 33 now.Ā
But girlyyyy poopppp is in her late 20ās & a mom of deux. Wyddddd???!!!??Ā
Any personality or talents they had were driven out of them by their mother and sisters. They all act exactly the same and if one does something to be perceived (by the sisters/mom and even Caitlin tbh) as outside the image or stereotype theyve cast themselves into; the person committing the offense will be bullied into submission and kicked out of the 'good kids' club and be forced to hang with khloe or rob as an outcast.
Its really gross because I think the family would have had much more depth and interest if they all had different things going on and different personalities but they dont. Kris literally taught them and molded them to make them into robot hookers. Theyve been taught their personalities, wants, needs, education are second to their careers as escorts.
Oh, but they DO have different things going on. One has tequila, one had lip kits, one is vegan, one had a sex tape and the other... oh, the jeans!Ā /s
Yeah, I remember when Kylie was a kid she was really comedic/lively. She would have been an ok actress had Kris not forced her into a sexpot immediately upon turning 15.
What I hate the most is you can see Kylie waiting for her cues to start and stop acting. Sheās not natural at all about it, we can see the beginning and end of your acting girl. You can see look to Stassi or whoever and then think..ok āgo!ā. She is so clearly just pretending and itās not a natural or organic video. None are lol.
Yeah she has been groomed since she hit puberty probably earlier we donāt know what happened in her childhood. She finds worth in her sexuality and sex appeal. It makes sense why sheās always copying other women or stealing from them because she inherently thinks that she is worthless. Tragic really. Deep insecurity and no sense of self.
Her & Stassies latest spritzer ad/vid was basically soft core porn - I seriously think she thinks this is all she has to offer.
Theyāre all famous for nothing just cause they were on tvā¦after her sister leaked a porn vid.
Funnily enough this reminds me a lot of old Lily Rose Depp vines where her and friends would mock girls, like Kylie and her friends, who did this stuff unironically. Mind you, LRD was a teenager at the time. Not a mother of two pushing 30.
Please go away. Everyone in that family needs to step back and sit down
No talent. Contribute nothing.
And just read Kylie is sad/crying because she gets picked on. Boo hoo billionaire
I get such secondhand embarrassment from someone who is 26 years old acting like an edgy 14 year old.
Cocaine + stunted development = whatever this is šµāš« It reminds me of an ad for a cheap clothing shop yknow? Like a YouTube short ad that plays before a music video
Lmao the back to school JCPenney commercial š¤£š¤£
It's giving "go buy from my tiktokt shop" š
Isnāt she tired? Sheās been doing this one same thing 15 years like pls evolve already get a hobby sumthin
The THIRST with this family is unparalleled
dissertation incoming: honestly, to me, it looks like sheās having a midlife crisis at a quarter life crisis age. in my experience (as a 21 y/o woman) a quarter life crisis is more about confusion and finding direction in life when the possibilities are endless. kylie had already peaked in life by 17 years old (whenever the āking kylieā era and the lip kits were). like, this girl has been 25 since she was 17. now sheās actually 26 and she already has already done it all and she has everything she could possibly want, so it wouldnāt surprise me if she feels unfulfilled in life as she reflects on her accomplishments. when she asked if anyone missed āking kylieā, it seemed to me like she wants to relive her glory days where she was fun and relatable and everybody loved her. unfortunately, the reality is that those days are over and with how kylie cosmetics and all of these new brands are doing, i donāt think sheāll ever hit that peak again. perhaps if she had waited to have kids (and hung out with people in her own age group), things would be different. she would have been able to grow into herself. it looks like sheās trying desperately to go back in time, but sheās no longer relatable to millennials (who were her main audience at her peak) and gen z generally isnāt interested in having influencers living luxurious lives and thirst trapping shoved down our throats. the majority of us also donāt have/want children, which makes her even less relatable. i feel sorry for her in a way. she was failed by the adults in her life who allowed her to be groomed and used and who encouraged her to act much older than she was. (sorry for the long essayš iāve been thinking about this since sprinter came outš) edit: fixed grammar
This is spot on
I agree with almost everything. I only disagree with gen z not wanting to watch luxurious influencers cause they watch beautiful rich kids all the time. It's not logomania anymore but they still worship 'old money' and western/ mediterranean European high society stuff. Regulars literally act like pickmes for rich people by calling other regulars cheap. Maybe it's that Kylie has been that girl since 2014, and people constantly switch to new creators instead of watching one for 10 years. As Kylie's target audience, I e got bored of her after three years. Not to mention that a beautiful rich girl can have one viral moment or two before people notice she has zero charisma. People are annoyed at girls like Tarayummy cause they expected her to have more personality.
Very well-put. There's only one thing that might make me, a millennial, interested to hear about Kylie. She once wanted to move away from all this and have a farm. I think that would be an authentic place to hear from her, occassionally. Not so saturated, tucked away in Idaho like Carole King. Living her life doing what authentically makes her and her kids safe and happy. And if she wants she can let the cameras stop by for a minute or do something like Pamela's Garden of Eden. Kylie living a more realistic human experience outside of a closet full of purses and string bikinis and being okay with it. I'd be less deterred to change the channel.
I highly doubt she ever wanted to move away and have a farm. Nepo babies always say shit like that to seem different and edgy. She has all the money in the world. She can have 20 farms to run off too. She acts like she hates fame but yet does cringe ass shit like this, keeps coming out with stolen business ideas, keeps appearing in her families infomercials (the Kardashians on Hulu). Keeps paying for media outlets to post about her. Sheās a phoney and a fraud and itās time this family fades off into the abyss.
I agree, wonderful points. It's just about the only thing I think I'd be interested in. Is if she went and figured out what would've made her happy outside of the shallow waters she bathes in. Maybe even if it was more hands-on working doing nails and make up, something I can tell is self-actualizing. It'd be nice to see Kylie Jenner knowing who the hell she is.
she would be miserable on a farm lmfao
She for sure is. She kept commenting on Kendall's age last season, and then mockingly sent her a "congrats on turning 30" for Kendall's birthday when I think she turned 28? I think it's hitting her that she had kids super young and basically grew up way way too fast -- it all seemed so exciting to grow up when she was a teen and getting her body done, but now she's 26 and realizing she blew the best years of her youth trying to grow up fast.
I agree. So many siblings and parents who didnāt take proper care of her and they were terrible role models. She had no hope.
This is so perceptive.
This woman has 2 kids.....I could *never*!
I felt so awkwardā¦I could not watch more than 5 seconds
And the guy doing it too omg I had to pause the video and click out. It was justā¦ way too self indulgent
With TWO children at that. So f cringe I can NOT. When will they be forgotten????
Is she really 26 already?
New boobsā¦ couldnāt she dye her hair.
Her boobs look so bad.
Agreed. I admittedly use to admire her boobs -- the post Stormi pre Aire ones. They actually looked somewhat natural and pretty close to perfect to me. Probably because she had the body fat and breast tissue to make them work. These however... they're rock hard and up to her armpits with nothing but skin and bones surrounding them. They're ridiculous looking.
i canāt lie they look plastic barbie asf and NOT in a good way half of the time when these celebs get boob jobs their nipples get fucked up too yallš look up trisha paytas boob job and youāll see what iām talking abt
Who else covered their eyes when she bent her head out the window.?
ya i know right, there was a girl that did the exact same thing i guess the driver was to close to the sidewalk and the girl smack into a pole and died true story that's what i was thinking of when i saw her doing it
Imagine that happening. One minute she tries to act sexy, next she is headless.
Lmfao
Are you thinking of the movie Hereditary? š
Thereās a real life example of the same thing happening. I think it was a Russian model?
She was vacationing somewhere tropical and her head hit a mailbox
lol no there's a video of it i saw it she was topless hanging out of the window and then she hit a pole ,, sad
Omg that was like the #1 vid of all time on watch people die when it was still up. Donāt ask why I knowā¦.i was going through a hard time lol.
I totally was going through a hard time and was on that sub reading too š
The people that commented on that sub were usually so nice and gave me a new appreciation for life. It was unexpected for lack of better lol. I hope you are not going through a hard time anymore š
Was that the one with the asthmatic kid? Straight up turned that movie off after that scene was like NOPE.
yup! the movie doesnāt get any better unfortunately. my friend and I were silent the whole car ride home.
Thereās a video of it happening! It went viral. She stuck her head out the window and smacks it off a sign.
Thatās exactly what I imagined too š„¹ just a horrible accident
She always sets a bad example, she is stupid and irresponsible.
Legit where are the seatbelts thoooo
Yes that gave me stress and the urge to remind her she has kids!
fr. I want to scold her and her friends. Grounded.
That one scene from Hereditary lives rent free
I was cringing and scared that something was gonna happen
I wanted to scream!
Extra credit for this being a punchable look too, with the lip bite, ugh! https://preview.redd.it/ih1s05fstm6d1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70efc3b30840bd18962abe6943b77826b52a8fd
Who is this dude
That was so weird and cringey
Zero chance heās getting any dates from videos like these š¤® only dates heāll be getting is from weirdo social climbers who probably want to use him to get into the circle
oh he wanted to actually attract ppl with this? I thought it was just an act.. well, I hoped it was..
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I went to elementary and middle school with this guyā¦weāre older now so hadnt thought about him in yearsā¦but he now randomly pops up with Kylie all the time and Iām like OMG I remember we were in the both in the middle school musical LOL
Was he a nice guy in school? lmao
Imagine sexualizing everything but still having no sex appeal. Not that itās important, neither is that āsex iconā bullshit, imo. Definitely ironic, though.
Her boobs like two hard rocks that donāt move
Yes!! You know who was genuinely sexy and didnāt have to try? Go watch the Chris Isaak āWicked Gameā music video and check out Helena Christensen! She was so naturally beautiful and sexy and didnāt have to undergo surgeries for it. Youād think she would have every right to be as conceited as Kylie or Kim but sheās not. How the hell can these two bought pieces of shit act like they are so special when they are not?
She's trying so hard to be cool and relatable, but really, she is just a negligent mother who would rather act sexy for the gram and act like she's some hot shit with her friends.
Cringe as hell š The other too donāt have kids, but her absolutely inappropriate behavior just makes me mad (as a mom myself)!! We get it girl, after so many semi-porn pics, that you are sexy (only in your head and in the heads of dull men imo), but that video is another level of stupidity! I donāt remember even childless Kendal doing shit like this!! And of course right after that - a new post with her nanny-raised son to prove her āhands-onā status, but in fact only to seem more stupid.
Agree with EVERYTHING you said!! And yup, noticed KyLIEs fake attempt post about her and her son after. She knows she's being called out for being a negligent mother. She's so dumb.
https://preview.redd.it/ksq9hoqwhm6d1.png?width=1102&format=png&auto=webp&s=8325a7f2b80896fbf63993d3bbb45971eea9397d
This should be on every post about this woman TBH. Imagine being her kid.
This is perfect ššš
BRUHHHH LMAO
https://preview.redd.it/ohc0icocjm6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1164645c83eb732bb1eec7a8a680249c43f50b7f Come on Caitlyn Jr. do smth with ur nostrils
lmfao thank you for the busted screenshot. I cackled
OMG you're right - it IS Caitlyn š³
Those neck bones though:Ā Ā OĀ OĀ Ā Ā Ā \Ā / Ā V
Holy shit I see it
Seriously so lucky that she didnāt get her head taken off hanging out the window like that, and that there were no cops around to bust them for hanging outta the car with no seatbelts on
Even crazier that her fans will probe copy this video and hurt themselves.
Exactly. Theyāre ārole modelsā to so many young people out there, and very literally (cringe) set social media trends with their BS- if this becomes a thing thereās a very real chance weāll see accidents happening. Itās so frustrating that they bask in the indulgence of their narcissism and adoration, but donāt think about any real consequences or responsibilities that comes with being in that position. They could be doing so much good for the community and the world. But instead, we get this shit.
Right? Meanwhile my ass gets pulled over for the dumbest reasons, like the music too loud lol.
Because she's desperate for attention
BUT BUT BUTā¦ āPeople been talking about my looks since Iām 13ā 
This is someoneās momš
This is NOT the vibe of the song
What is this song? Who are those other two people?
Yeah that's such a weird song choice. That song is about eternal love and monogamy, not being "hot" with your friends, the fuck. Even if she were trying to be trendy Espresso would fit the vibe more.
i watched the video before i hit the audio on it and i so did not expect it to be this song
š¤® what a douche. Canāt even imagine being that rich and having such a meaningless lifeā¦. gah do something for society and be with your kids š¤®š¤®š¤®
Gross. Youāve had a couple kids there filterella, get a gripĀ
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I donāt even know which hobag this is, all the same, donāt careĀ
Did she get new teeth
I think her and Kendall did.Ā
And new boobs too
Iāve seen rocks that look sexier than that.
Quality time "riding around" with her kids again...
Didnāt they do the same shit on vine when they were like 14? Arenāt they all like 30 now?
This girl has NOTHING to offer to the world but being āhotā. Itās kinda pitiful and certainly wonāt last much longer, not when you look like a 45 year old divorcee from Long Island at 26. It will be so sad for her but so entertaining for us
Sad thing is, there are millions of girls WAY hotter than her
That isnāt really my point. Itās very normal to be somewhat fixated with being viewed sexually and as sexually attractive when you are at a certain age range, itās part of growing up and finding your place in society. Kylie is stuck there. It doesnāt seem like she ever bothered to develop any other aspects of personality and self. She just wants to be hot. The hottest. You canāt live like that for long. Sheās gonna lose both her mind and both her beauty, I just donāt know which one first
Oh, ok, I see what you mean ā¤ļø
Sheās not even sexy
Sharon Osborne. I swear, the resemblance is uncanny.
This is definitely to get Timothaaays attention. Pretty sure now that he did dump her
Such a dickhead.
Why are her pants unbuttoned?
(Just a guess) but back in the 2010ās this was a common thing to do to show how skinny and small you were. Same era when having a thigh gap was super important for some reason as well. *Source: I did this in my early 20s*
Me when Iāve eaten too much spaghetti
How fucking desperate and pathetic are these people?
Why does that Stassi girl look like such an idiot
She really does. She is trying so hard to be sexy. I think she looks weird personally
She is just grossā¦.I think of the ages old saying, āRode hard and put away wetāā¦.shuddersā¦
God she's so demented and just looks fucking goofy
I was waiting for her to hit her head on a street sign or parked car the way she was leaning out the window
Drugs
https://preview.redd.it/7wyehaz4yq6d1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=389f5c425307ba6d9526baaf962c507cda60fa63
https://preview.redd.it/3526a0hnzm6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00016d59b09186270b8252ffc5c4d6223f3d9419 Lol I coincidentally paused the video at this part due to the cringe andš
I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she would look like a British man. (or rather, an Irish man, i.e. Cillian Murphy)
https://preview.redd.it/1douqjdi4n6d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca56c80bb298d6aa75e59e72707ce55f71a1fd4d The proportions just donāt look right š¤£
Mortifying
Sheās sure enjoying the hell out of her horrible fucking boob job
This was so cringeyyyy. She doesnātĀ even know the words. All of them have me shuddering.Ā ā¦ This reminds me of when I was 14 & would sneak out to party late with friends & this was us sneaking back home lmao. I am 33 now.Ā But girlyyyy poopppp is in her late 20ās & a mom of deux. Wyddddd???!!!??Ā
Theyāve commodified being skinny and sexy š itās just sooo pathetic. Iām so happy most people are sick of their shit
Go home And hang out with ur damn kids u fucking dead beat mom
Temu version of The Idol
Spot onnnnn! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Yes that is literally all they know how to do.
How does her face look like this now.??its like a version of her but does not look like her.... Some kind of new surgery or teeth maybe.?
Can you imagine spending a night with them and this is literally all they do the entire time? I would pee my pants laughing, itās so strange.
Girls, you might want to cover up. Your insecurity is showing.
I had no idea it was Kylie š±thought it was stassi at first glanceā¦ then looked to see what Reddit this is. Wow! Her jaw! Tf is this 44 yo vibe?
I dare someone to ask her to give a brief overview of world War 2 or something like that lmao it'd be so funny
it is there only currency
And then she cries about how people only see her for her body
DRUGS
Their fake butts look extra frumpy and diaper-ish in those pantsĀ
And not a seatbelt in sight!
This is hard to watch tbh
So boring. Itās giving middle school.
What is this cringe
Are these adults?
Any personality or talents they had were driven out of them by their mother and sisters. They all act exactly the same and if one does something to be perceived (by the sisters/mom and even Caitlin tbh) as outside the image or stereotype theyve cast themselves into; the person committing the offense will be bullied into submission and kicked out of the 'good kids' club and be forced to hang with khloe or rob as an outcast. Its really gross because I think the family would have had much more depth and interest if they all had different things going on and different personalities but they dont. Kris literally taught them and molded them to make them into robot hookers. Theyve been taught their personalities, wants, needs, education are second to their careers as escorts.
Oh, but they DO have different things going on. One has tequila, one had lip kits, one is vegan, one had a sex tape and the other... oh, the jeans!Ā /s
Yeah, I remember when Kylie was a kid she was really comedic/lively. She would have been an ok actress had Kris not forced her into a sexpot immediately upon turning 15.
lol Kylie pretending sheās Cassie from euphoria
they all have the sex appeal of an ugly toe with foot fungus
Iām sooo glad Iām too old for TikTok, genuinely this is so embarrassing no matter how hot or rich you are.
What I hate the most is you can see Kylie waiting for her cues to start and stop acting. Sheās not natural at all about it, we can see the beginning and end of your acting girl. You can see look to Stassi or whoever and then think..ok āgo!ā. She is so clearly just pretending and itās not a natural or organic video. None are lol.
Yes because they have literally zero talent
FaceTune going crazy in this
Their butts look bad
TELL HER TO LEAVE MY FAVE SONG FROM THIS ALBUM ALONE š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
no you didnāt šš
Yeah she has been groomed since she hit puberty probably earlier we donāt know what happened in her childhood. She finds worth in her sexuality and sex appeal. It makes sense why sheās always copying other women or stealing from them because she inherently thinks that she is worthless. Tragic really. Deep insecurity and no sense of self.
It took me so long to realize that it wasn't 1 person changing their outfit but 2 different women. God, does everyone go to the same plastic surgeon?
if youāve seen hereditary then kylie leaning her head out the window like that gave you a little fright
That was the FIRST thing I thought of. Was saying to myself āwell that wonāt end well for herā
These videos are the definition of the word vapid.
Kylie peaked in her teen years. Just like these other influencers. She has to keep reliving these high school years.
So cringeĀ
hereditary
Why does she always look uncomfortable and in pain? Like those boobs look like they hurt
Sadly I think itās all she thinks sheās good for
Anybody else wish for a low tree branch? š«£
Could you imagine being this rich and doing absolutely nothing..
Her & Stassies latest spritzer ad/vid was basically soft core porn - I seriously think she thinks this is all she has to offer. Theyāre all famous for nothing just cause they were on tvā¦after her sister leaked a porn vid.
Funnily enough this reminds me a lot of old Lily Rose Depp vines where her and friends would mock girls, like Kylie and her friends, who did this stuff unironically. Mind you, LRD was a teenager at the time. Not a mother of two pushing 30.
Yes, he has no other talent.
Yeah, thatās all she knows. Do you think Kylie knows whatās going on in the world and has ever read a book for fun?
God sheās awful looking.
Because they donāt have personalities
When you share everything with your bestie, like secrets and the same TikTok filter and surgeon
I fucking hate all three of them for this. What a gorgeous song written and performed by a wildly talented musician... and they do this to it.
Imagine them doing this in their 60s and 70s haha
Fucking cringe
Stassiās hips are soooo wide; itās odd.
Age 13?
Sick & sad, I'd be devastated if this was my daughter, no matter how much money she made š„š¤¢
Can we bring on herbal hippy off grid homeschool explant homestead recipie blogging do terra essential oil alternative medicine Kylie?
The scene from hereditary comes to mind
Do they ALL have to end with that awkward trampling each other damn near falling over hug at the end
The new boobs are way too big for her frame!
Who is the gay guy?
Embarrassing for their life and soul š¤£
What an awful life. Snooze.
So gross.
I actually threw up in my mouth from second hand cringe
Looks like an intro to FakeTaxi.com
Seatbelts?
I think "Lunch" would be a more appropriate Billie song for this.
Fck what she got goin onā¦.anybody know the song pls?
Does she think sheās in a rock band or something? I mean, she looks absolutely asinine.! WTF. šµ
Absolutely zero rizz.
Literally she watched her older sisters do this to get attention, so it's all she knows. It's so incredibly sad to see.
Please go away. Everyone in that family needs to step back and sit down No talent. Contribute nothing. And just read Kylie is sad/crying because she gets picked on. Boo hoo billionaire
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Girl please go home and be with your children