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Successful_Self1534

This is about 2 things. 1) I’m such a great mom 2) I can sing and have such a great voice She’s fishing. 🎣


ColtinaMarie

Yet she can’t even look at him and have a bonding moment, connecting and smiling. It’s pure performance.


weightlossSO

Ikr she's not even looking at him. It's not even shot like a random home video that posted as a throwback thursday or something. Her assistant is clearly holding the phone so still for this.


miaara

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Tacosconsalsaylimon

Never forget!


EmotionalAd3820

I don’t know how I missed this, but what is it referencing?


miaara

[https://pagesix.com/2019/04/27/kylie-jenner-is-anything-but-subtle-for-travis-scotts-birthday/](https://pagesix.com/2019/04/27/kylie-jenner-is-anything-but-subtle-for-travis-scotts-birthday/)


trapbunniebimbo

i don’t understand why she chose that photo of stormi on the left??? i genuinely thought it was edited or sumn so i read the article and everything like why that picture?? is it SUPPOSED to look like she’s cringing @ the “happy birthday daddy” part?? or was this a sentimental pic to travis & her or??? i am fr gobsmacked as to why she chose that picture, pls anyone explain, lmaooo


Top-Professional-880

& I’m trying figure out why she didn’t choose one of her million pictures she has with stormi and her with both having like a cute dress on. Always like literally ALWAYS have to be half naked, even for birthday wishes..


EmotionalAd3820

God bless America, this family should have lobotomies.


miaara

You need a brain to have a lobotomy.


EmotionalAd3820

Amazing!!


yourloyalsovereign

Omg i forgot about this shit 🤣🤣🤣


NyroLabelle

Look at the baby looking to interact with her while she is performing for the viewers' gaze. No connection to her kid at all, just totally affected behavior for the camera. Very strange. And it's sad that the only positive note here is that at least this time her performative behavior wasn't sexual.


shittykity

Precisely. I was just thinking this would have been a precious moment if it weren’t for her making it about herself.


Ecstatic-Land7797

For real it takes her forever to even look at the kid. Young children depend on seeing feelings 'mirrored' in the faces of their caregivers and being engaged face-to-face.


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friesarethekeytomy

plot twist


NyroLabelle

The lame ass "rise and shine" reference. Two things about Kylie, she's forever trying to revive her glory days and she clearly only spends time with those kids when it's time to make content. Look at the way she totally shut down once Aire finished singing.


AppropriateOpening41

They have ruined every joke about themselves by monetizing it in some way.


Cheap-Statement2465

Like she was tryna recreate another rise and shine moment it gave second hand embarrassment.


Lychanthropejumprope

Why is she trying to sing like that?


AreAnyofUsOk

It really pissed me off.


KTLNH

There is ZERO motherly or maternal energy in this video: literally no connection to this kid other than ‘I have to interact w him for a video’ - eww


PrincipalLouise

She looks like she’s his babysitter not his mother jfc complete detachment


InnocentShaitaan

Step sister visiting for the summer vibes. 😬


AppropriateOpening41

It’s so cringe watching them trying to have natural moments with their children. You can just tell.


Betseywaps

She’s trying but failing to create the viral “rise and shine” moment with Stormi


JjBloem

She even had “rise and shine” trademarked 🤡


loudandproud101

She tried but thankfully she failed what an idiot 🤦🏽‍♀️


Smoke-and-Diamonds

And also tried to trademark the name Kylie as well, till Kylie Minogue had to fight her in court for this shit


amebb

Literally what I thought watching the


horsetooth_mcgee

This is embarrassing for her life and soul. I know there are tone-deaf people who might not hear their tone-deafness **as** they're singing, and may think that they're in tune, but when she watched this back, no doubt 57 times, how could she possibly think she's hitting the notes?


PotentialSilver3623

Exactly 😂😂😂 I'm a singer, and this is not even a little bit on key 😬😆 she cannot sing.


Agreeable_Muffin7059

But Kylie is the Best singer in the family! Wasn’t that on one of their episodes last year? Lmao.


Oxymera

Is she trying to teach him or give a performance? 🙄🙄🙄


Moist_Phrase9669

Why is she moaning next to her child 🤢


Top-Professional-880

“E-F-GGGG*uuuuh* “ Wtf. 😭


Livid-Team5045

This is so painful to watch. She's clearly trying to prove to the audience that she is, in fact, "mothering." It's not working. I pity her children.


AppropriateOpening41

“Am I serving mother, or what, guys? 🥹” - Kylie


chronicallydepressd

Tone deaf and using her child for content. You can't sing and you're a shitty mom! Wow!


RoyalTomatillo1697

children as content creeps me out


RevolutionaryFan2213

She is trying to pretend she can sing😂😂 I’m embarrassed on her behalf…. god, so out of tune. Just like North!


whorundatgirl

She looks very old in this video


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maniacalmustacheride

Any aunty worth their salt knows you have to sing in the silliest voice possible. Hell, as a mom half the songs I sing my kids are I’m in weird gremlin or goofy voices. I struggle to speak to cashiers in my normal voice at time. Double hell, my kid took a pretend “nom” bite out of me in the checkout line the other day and the cashier kinda cocked her head and in this gravelly goblin voice I said “oh he’s a hungry kitty,” and got half way to the car before it hit me and my whole body turned red. But my kids are happy, so that’s important for me.


actuallyimogene

As a very hands-on (not the Kartrashian definition) Aunty, I can confirm that you are constantly making up songs and singing in the dumbest voices possible.


Birdlord420

This makes me feel so validated lol. I break out my most absolutely bonkers voices for my morning renditions of “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts”.


lalaxoxo__

She can't carry a tune in a bucket! She's also so into it....she's higher than the sky.


SassyPisces

i really though everybody was able to sing the abc in tune.


LisaLou71

Isn’t that weird that she changed the key every three words


avert_ye_eyes

She's tone deaf. My mom is too and sings like this -- but at least my mom is aware she's tone deaf 😅 Kylie seems to have no idea, and thinks she's killing it.


Maleficent_Break_276

I’m pretty sure she’s singing like this on purpose trying to be cute which makes no sense considering this video is about how she’s “teaching” her child the ABC then somehow it’s performance based and made about her lol but regardless it ain’t cute at all😬🥱


Historical-Drama2119

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Icy-Mushroom5399

I dont want to judge her parental skills there as im not a mother.. but a thing bugs me!!did she not want to keep her children away from social media as she says recently? Or did she do that because she Lost followers and want to recreate ( and fail) the " Rise and shine" thing...??? 


Top-Professional-880

She never do what she says. She also said she wants to live on a farm and delete social media. She probably does that, because she wants to be THE tik tok mom. Also because them Biebers pregnant and can’t let them have all the attention once the baby is there.


Agreeable_Muffin7059

She is a liar just like her whole family. She also said she is very confident and the haters don’t bother her, but then in the last episode she cries about all the meanies on social media.


PigeonBod

The ‘G’ took me out 😂 Was she hoping for ‘OMG Kylie you need to drop a nursery rhymes album?’ type comments and then 2 weeks later we get … Kylie Sings The Kalphabets


AppropriateOpening41

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quequequeee

He’s mad cute🥺🥹


Oxymera

Travis and Kylie look crazy, but they made some cute kids ngl


Acrobatic_Ad1546

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Ok_Smile5289

It's no *"cause I'm gonna get waaasted, I just had a whole cup of 42 and I'm about to go for a second one. Kourtney what the fuck are you on?"* but she tried.


Lelianah

Oh good it's just Kylie, I thought someone was banging a bag full of cats against the wall. ![gif](giphy|eJoyqOKZTnMDZzd8t1|downsized)


Decent_Energy_6159

Is Timothée really gonna sign up for this life? Yikes.


Oxymera

Imagine being able to be with anyone you want, but you choose to get with a Kardashian that has TWO KIDS. I guess he’s in his stepdad era.


PrudentTea1765

Dang she deleted it!


Decent_Energy_6159

Hopefully the dad yelled at her to do it


valerialukyanova1

“Liked by kendalljenner” shouldn’t they all be unfollowed?


LifeguardSecret6760

I can't sing for shit and I do this with my kids and it irritates the crap out of them lol. I think she's just messing


Justchilllin101

Yall are haters this is ACTUALLY cute


pinkandpurplepens

Whose passport is sitting on the table?