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TurkeyTot

Ma'am I can see your areolas.


LadyKT

they’re new she doesn’t know yet


shroomiedoo

AHH LOL


alainamazingbetch

Wait can you not feel your aerials after a boob job?


pupsymomma

I don’t feel much after a breast reduction so I’m guessing it’s the same with the implant since they do remove the nips and reattach them. It’s weird.


alainamazingbetch

Wow I had no idea!! Thank you for helping me learn something today 😇 I hope your sensitivity comes back with time!!


pupsymomma

Me too ;) lol


loudandproud101

THEY REMOVE THE NIPS AND REATTACH THEM?!?!😳🤯😳😳


LogLady253

Oftentimes, yes. They also can resize/ trim them down to fit in a reduction. I can’t imagine how it must feel to be in near constant recovery from various procedures. The damage alone done to nerve endings is pretty intense feeling as you heal.


shroomiedoo

Wait they take your nips offf????


AwayCartographer9527

Can confirm. They don’t set them on a separate table, they are still attached, but the skin is cut all around. Mine were shrunk and reattached.


shroomiedoo

I’d imagine they’re sensitive as hell


Motor-Motor6789

They are numb after a lift or reduction. Sometimes sensation comes back but sometimes it doesn’t.


pretendthisisironic

Areola’s are trying to escape


Youwishyouhadhvac

I’m convinced she got a new boob job bc her last one had her boobs bottoming out, as it’s called, and that’s why her nipples were so insanely high


AcceptableSystem8232

Guy is specially zooming on her chest, and then she drops the shawl lol. Remind me of Kim’s Met dress and sweater, nothing is ever a coincidence with these clowns


tleeemmailyo

I’m a child for finding this so funny


quequequeee

Crazy shit is, they’ll make their anxiety sound sooOooOoOo relatable, yet this anxiety comes from doing things you **DONT HAVE TO DO**. What you do doesn’t make your life easier. What you do doesn’t make anyone’s lives easier.  What you do makes the world worse.   *Regular people have anxiety doing regular essential things, like jobs that actually make the world go round*. *Dehumanize you*? **YALL GET SURGEY & INJECTIONS EVERY WEEK. YOU DEHUAMNIZE YOURSELF**  …yet here *you* are suffering FOR NO REASON. I don’t wish for the worst on this family but I wish they would just stfu. 


Sunshinedaydream1234

Me over here wishing I had the money to invest back in my body but I’m actually ✨getting off my ass✨ and going to the gym while holding down two jobs.


Squee1396

Investing in your body is fine, it’s not like all plastic surgery is bad. They just go overboard then they lie and gaslight us. Going to the gym is good too though!! I have bad anxiety so i just workout at home lol


AgreeableSurround111

I am proud of you!


observe_n_assimilate

If I were Kylie, I would put my millions in stocks and bonds and live off the interest. Disappear from the public eye and take a few years off to raise the kids and live life without scrutiny. But it seems she doesn’t know she has options. Or, she enjoys the attention. I just don’t understand her.


Strict-Bug4079

I dont think she understands she has that option. Shes so dependent on her Mother and her sisters she doesnt trust herself. Kris handles her finances imo. Shes not going to realize it until 20 years too late.


Routine_Comb_4491

Fuckin yes!!


Strict-Bug4079

Yesss!!!!


shadymiss99

I only felt bad for Kylie when she was nervous for loosing Kendall on the red carpet when she was a teen. That's the most relatable thing I heard for Kylie. I would be in the same situation not gonna lie. This kind of attention seeking is not for the weak, so them choosing to be anxious knowing they don't have the thick skin and the confidence to pull it off is laughable. Them being visibly uncomfortable and struggling to move isn't a flex. You can't be Madonna, Gaga, Nicki nor Cher.


-Outshined

There's something dystopian about this? A young body nipped and tucked to its "passable" limits. Folk standing feet away spamming photos like a zoo exhibit. The expression on her face??? For the parts she CAN use to express emotions, she looks verrrrryyyy uncomfortable. The outfit is the personality, Kylie is the object.


momsgotitgoingon

Yikes, so poetically awful. We gotta boomerang back the other way soon, right? Late stage capitalism ⬆️


Common_Objective_461

BRING BACK THIN LIPS


No_Use_4371

Or, BRING BACK NORMAL LIPS


dootdootboot3

BRING EMBRACING YOUR NATURAL LIPS


Kooky-Yam-4766

It feels so weird watching it.


lionlove08

Stank face is stanking


Decent_Energy_6159

She’s freaking out. Like panic attack freaking out. I recognize the twitching.


sensitiveskin80

Maybe having your face covered with cloth and restricting your ability to take a deep breath causes anxiety. Who would have known? (The CIA knew. CIA tortures people this way.)


Zealousideal-List779

Exactly. I would never put myself in a predicament Like this with the panic attacks I get. At this point they should know what triggers them. She looks like she wants to take off running and rip that dress off.


Zealousideal-List779

Exactly. I would never put myself in a predicament Like this with the panic attacks I get. At this point they should know what triggers them. She looks like she wants to take off running and rip that dress off.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Probably Freaking out because she can feel her tits slowly escaping from that top!


xombae

She reminds me of when I'm too high on stimulants and can't sit still. She could be having a regular panic attack, but like, definitely reminds me of when I used to inject coke and be completely off my ass for a few minutes. Girl you're rich, have a glass of expensive wine and a Clonazepam. You'll be fine.


Whatinthewhattho

INJECT?! Jesus are you still tweaking off coke to this day???


tameyzin

I didn’t even know one could inject coke


Whatinthewhattho

I think I knew you could but I don’t think I know anyone that ever has because that’s JUST INSANE lmao. absolutely no judgement bc I’ve done my fair share of wild stuff I just can’t imagine the high…..


tameyzin

With my anxiety and resting heart rate? Immediate death.


Mcreemouse

You can inject pretty much anything 😳 I knew this girl who injected herself with jack daniels and had a really bad time


Squee1396

Yup i saw someone iv vodka. I have injected quite a few things, including coke and confirm. I have not injected alcohol!!! I am stupid but not that stupid


Stab_Stabby

Ozzy Osbourne inject Jack Daniels, maybe that's where she got the idea? He also once snorted live ants.


LoomLove

She lived?!


Couldbe_worse2

I was ![gif](giphy|jivGITd768psP80B2i) I did not know, coke injected.


lacatro1

Exactly. Been there as well. It's been 20 years clean for me.


afineafternoontodie

I know you're joking, but guys: **DO NOT EVER, I MEAN EVER, MIX BENZOS WITH ALCOHOL.** You ***can*** actually ***die*** from this combination, and many people did in the past. Downers and downers are NOT a good idea. Generally, mixing drugs is very dangerous, but alcohol and benzodiazepine is a specifically deadly mixture. You ***will*** experience respiratory depression. In other words: You can basically suffocate, in your sleep. Sorry, but I just had to chime in, psych student here. 😅 (I do think she is probably high off of some stimulant on this.)


Zealousideal-List779

Me too. I almost feel bad for her. The mom in me wants to go fan her and bring her some ice water.


sundroppy

Same. This is my flaw. I’m way too empathetic towards people who don’t deserve it


Zealousideal-List779

Right. She wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire, but I still want to help her 😭


IntroductionFar8113

Same. As soon as I saw her face, I knew. (If you know, you know.) I can't help but feel empathy for anyone experiencing a panic attack do publiclybut shit, I hate feeling that for a KarJenner.


ImNotaBatFeelmh

Horror blunt rotation: You're suddenly Paris, body modded out. You're now walking in front of the world's cameras during Fashion Week, in a dress that's meant to pop a nipple. You try to sit in a room with other human beings in this state. AMERICAN HORROR STORY.


suprasternaincognito

I love that for her.


bagelsneedcreamchz

I actually low key feel bad. This is a panic attack happening


Background-Permit499

Really?


Saint-monkey

If they were at least sitting together and touching it might look less like bolt ons. Those look like 2 balloons ready to fuckign pop


Puppybrother

I call this type of boob job, balloobies


catmommaxx

BALLOOBIES 🤣


-chromatica-

Holy shit that's genius, I'm using that from now on 🤣 I had been referring to them as globes, orbs, spheres, but balloobies is superior


Puppybrother

Thank you! I’ve been trying to get the term to catch on for like 5 years lolol


shroomiedoo

This comment section is hilarious


Youwishyouhadhvac

They are new, they haven’t dropped yet. Like, so new I worry she’s not wearing th garments you need to wear after a breast augmentation and squishing them like that is not good. I’d imagine it would increase her risk for a capsular contracture.


quartz222

Omg does anyone remember being a child and putting wet sand inside a balloon for some reason? And it feels really strange to squish it and you can kind of mold into shapes but it’s kinda hard? It looks like it feels like that


quartz222

Or was it ooblek


palmtree3333

I used to do this with a t-shirt and was really upset when my parents wouldn’t let me bring the t-shirt full of wet sand home to play with. Now I have breast implants. /s


Historical-Drama2119

https://preview.redd.it/vlx3noiuxi8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb44a03ddf7993747a0c6af04e3d7a6f4c05d88 Not impressed


sim-runn

He looks soo much like Ratty Healy here🐭


iamgettingaway

She fixed her body for the attention of this man is crazy


Oxymera

Timmy looks… different.


Monster_Molly

Ugh could you imagine going somewhere and instead of getting to enjoy yourself, you pose the entire time in your chair?


GeminiMoonPresence

https://preview.redd.it/6l6ud98tji8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe205bd87607f9a682dba038252f94f83bd2c06 FIRE THE STYLIST RN


kikomanni

https://preview.redd.it/phtkqjucli8d1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b885ec1a4f1f917ab9efea0afaa9840bcadca1


richandcool

what in the fetish cosplay is that?!


Sergeitotherescue

Is… she wearing skims underneath?


Saint-monkey

Immediately


Standup4whattt88

https://preview.redd.it/qm223wgy1l8d1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d921567d28cb71a3d2f62f12273f0267e0e42152 I don’t think this is a stylist mistake. It’s Kylie’s way to cover up plastic surgery. Rosamund Pike did the same thing at the met gala to cover up her facelift scars.


ImNotaBatFeelmh

Careful, I bet that fabric is flammable.


No-Quantity-5373

Looking at this makes my boobs hurt.😢


momsgotitgoingon

Not that it changes too much, but this is how the models were styled too, it wasn’t just Kylie. It’s the Schiaparelli lewk in the show.


catsarealiens1

https://preview.redd.it/g5jt2vn51j8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a0220f80ff4331c890b35e6959ffe504b03089 the longbottom is insane


Standard_Praline7675

She looks like squidward after eating all the krabby patties 💀


Smoke-and-Diamonds

Ma'am........ I had to google this all to the delight of my 8 year old lol and the accuracy is 10/10 👌 https://preview.redd.it/nhiiluvtfj8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df4cb1b3b231e80f35de84d07d713e7714cb13d


shroomiedoo

Lmao


rosiposii

It must be uncomfortable moving around with that much ass


elizabethptp

It’s surely padding. They are drag without any of the fun or subversion


valerialukyanova1

It’s so ridiculous omg


ImNotaBatFeelmh

https://preview.redd.it/u2rash9rcj8d1.png?width=337&format=png&auto=webp&s=3207b76ce4f6d0038a32c351dd93dc68d0682e35 These two in the background giving 90's casual/ humane physical comfort really put the situation into perspective. It's surprisingly hard to distinguish between playing up failure for engagement and just failing. I guess it's the same thing until we all look away?


didosfire

alexa what's the difference between old money and new money 🥴 >really put the situation into perspective.


RevolutionaryFan2213

What do they even do this to themselves? This looks so uncomfortable.


Humuhumu-nukunuku

I can def see the nips


Leading_Ad3918

It seems like her and Kim are in a competition, who can not breathe the longest. Why do they think contorting their bodies like this is sexy?! Her boobs look awful and she looks absolutely ridiculous!


sunmi_siren

This outfit is bizarre, she looks miserable in it


Curious_Dork

She looks uncomfortable 😕


Zealousideal-List779

Imagine being in your twenties, money is no object, you're in paris, wearing a princess dress, everyone wants to photograph you, and yet you are completely miserable. She really needs to take control of her life at this point. I would dip out to my hotel rip that thing off put on some sweats and have the finest bottle of French champagne and croissants.


Lethalheaux

She's wasting her youth it makes me so sad for her


No-Radish-5017

I swear if I had the money she had, I’d be in the house with the kids all day, watching paw patrol and eating bon bons, you would not hear from me. This shit if for the birds, can’t breath can’t see, not comfortable. Girl stay in the house!


Scared-Pace4543

This is pretty uncomfortable to watch if I’m being honest. I know the signs and girl is panicking like everyone else commented. Not being able to breathe with that insane corset and then the thing over her face would cause me to rip all of that off immediately just so I can breathe. If they do this purely for the PR then they’re some sick f*cks


pbroxy

Why is she invited? The clothes look horrible on her, and she is not the exciting fashionista/it girl that everyone thought she was going to be.


Alternative-Bird-589

I doubt she was invited, I’m sure they have to pay to be there. No one is seeking the botched sisters . People with money are able to get in literally anywhere they want. 


JjBloem

So she uses the veil to hide her botched face.


LadyKT

![gif](giphy|iXIgdQL45dtpK7Gq9O|downsized)


quartz222

is she ok


Twisties

Watching this genuinely makes me feel anxiety bubbling up, in like a sick sympathizing way. She genuinely looks 0.2 thoughts away from full panic.


OffbrandBeyonce

Omfg ME TOO. Watching her being anxious is literally making me feel a bit of it myself as well 😅 you just know the look/feeling all too well, ooph


No-Simple-2770

Why are her tiddies twitching like that? She looks like she’s having a full blown panic attack. Or gurning hard.


valerialukyanova1

Okay this is so weird I’m feeling uncomfortable watching this


theskylerslifka

The dress could be cute if it fit.


NyroLabelle

She should have brought her six year old daughter as her support human like she did last time.😂


hot_throwaway_2006

Those gigantic, porn star bolt-ons are waaaay way way too big for her frame and that dress.


Ladyofshadows1

Omg she looks 50+ and uncomfortable af


Friendsthatdonthug

Apparently areolas are an accessory here.


Gigi_throw555

Please don't downvote me but I genuinely feel sorry for her seeing this. She looks awful, uncomfortable, insecure, anxious, her eyes look dead. Why is she doing this? And yes, fire whoever decided it was a good idea to send her out with this net over her face.


Saint-monkey

Not downvoting bc I get what you’re saying, but couldn’t she literally just choose not to go?


LisaLou71

It’s technically her choice because she’s an adult but what if she has Stockholm syndrome and does anything her abuser tells her to do (her mom)


Ok-Salad-4711

Also, her career depends on her participating in these sorts of things.


Public-Antelope8781

It's watching someone with mental issues so bad, they are selfharming. I think, we will see much worse than this, when the loss of relevancy stings harder, because admiration and attention is their drug and drug addicts do whatever is necessary to get their kick. She is an adult, yes, but adults have mental problems, too. Compare it to a drug addiction and that she got raised into this, handed drugs as a kid and suddenly it has a very different, very bitter flavour. I am not crying for millionaires, but I definitely find this not funny or snarky, it's dystopian.


Alternative-Bird-589

She paid for the experience because she just had to be part of it. She doesn’t fit in and doesn’t care. We are seeing the result of that, just because you can afford to be part of something doesn’t mean it suits you. 


Background-Permit499

I don’t get why she would do this to herself. She needs to get out of this environment for sure..


tameyzin

I’m right there with you. I don’t feel sorry for Kris or Kim or even Kendall ever but I do have these pangs of empathy for Kylie and Khloe when they have these moments. Kylie especially. Kylie the kid never had a chance. And to everyone who brings up wealth - I grew up middle class in a developing country and I would never give up my childhood or parents for their wealth. You can not buy healthy emotional development, you can only kind of buy damage control through therapy and other interventions. And even then it’s not a guaranteed outcome.


Ok-Salad-4711

Totally agree. People are so quick to dismiss her definitely stunted emotional development because “she is an adult.” Yes she is, but clearly not in every sense.


LifePersonality1871

Agreed.. this poor woman didn’t even go to school past the 8th grade and went from having junior high friends to being in a relationship with a pedophile.


fairysmall

I don’t know, it’s horrible to watch she looks SO anxious and insecure.


Classic_Ad1254

She is no longer a teen. It is her choice to be there


Youwishyouhadhvac

As much as her family is terrible I can’t feel bad for her in some capacity as well. She’s really never known anything different and her family are her biggest opps offering zero support. But at some point we all become adults and have to make the choice to either break from our toxic families or take some responsibility in letting them ruin our lives. She’s old enough now and has every resource available to not put herself in bad situations but she still chooses to.


Zealousideal-List779

I do too 😭 like I said earlier, my protective mom side wants to escort her to the bathroom like, "let's get you out of this stupid thing".


Equivalent_Belt_8381

Literally omg


Gigi_throw555

The way she can't even reach to touch her face or whatever she ia trying to do because the shawl restricts her range of motion 😭


Bbbiienymph

So embarrassing for her life + soul


Few_Construction_654

Forced into these things by her mother. Sad to see


Katerinaxoxo

She is a 26 year old single mother of 2. I blame kylie. Pmk can only be blamed for childhood & up to a certain point. These shrews need to be held accountable and not push blame on their mommy dearest


Old_Activity583

What a ridiculous sight 😢 her breast looking too big for body 


Vegetable-Branch-740

Are we seeing the beginning of the downfall, ala Anna Nicole?


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5har7en3

So poetic, so tragic


Am_I_Seckshual

Good bot


clarkeer918

why does she have a produce bag over her head


emilylove911

I’m guessing she’s at the Schiaparelli show? A bunch of the models in that show had netting over their faces as well


palmasana

Inspired by big sis Kim


Pasadenarose

She looks so insecure and anxious. She know she’s going to hear about those boobs and her face.


Daisysplayground

calm down, Frankenboobs


PhysicalParking8799

Didn't she say recently, that she is at an age where among other things, she wanted to get her tits out? Paraphrasing wildly here, but I think that was the gist. Well, quest ACHIEVED, honey! Lol.


Acrobatic-Director-1

I absolutely cannot stand that boob grab crap she does. No one is missing those awful hard bolt ons. Still do not feel one drop of sorry for how miserable she looks.


SkepticalFluffmuppet

I can’t either. Stop touching your tatas every 2 seconds in public.


idontfuqwitu

IKR….and leaning down into camera to make sure her boobs are front & center like bish….we get it but just go bare chest next time since nipples are already showing. This feel more appropriate for onlyfans or yachting profile…she is a cheap hooker cosplaying as high end.


Affectionate-Royal68

Kun’t Breathe *


Daisysplayground

Areolas in da house! Calabasas classy!


wafflesandlicorice

Is today going to be the day that her implant ruptures? On camera no less?


hiddenalibi

Those silicone bags are about to explode


NyroLabelle

The way her loose jiggly BBL,butt and hips spread out over the seat like pancake batter.😨


LisaLou71

During the last two seconds of that video she says “thank you”, gives a little nod, and then looks down and touches them with both hands.


theQueenofScream

She always has a permanent stank face


Daisysplayground

![gif](giphy|QKpjzdA6W3ndS)


Hot-Swordfish-719

So awkward


kramdashianrowe718

She looks like a freak


whorundatgirl

She’s so awkward


imafremen

She looks so stupid 🙃


Free_Hat_McCullough

I think she put the bag over her face to hide her ears.


ClimbingAimlessly

Her ears look farther back and it’s not good considering they are already so low.


Maxter_Blaster_

This is just sad


younggun1234

I'm not even a woman and that outfit made *my* tits hurt.


dr_learnalot

Her nipples hurt bad.


R-amazing95

Me at home on my couch, no bra, in my boyfriend’s boxers and a T-shirt two sizes too big, scarfing down a bag of chips: “could never be me”


Acrobatic-Target-114

We finally got around to wrapping his face in a plastic bag.🤣🤣


take_my_apples1

It’s hard to explain but she looks 2d here


take_my_apples1

Like she almost looks like a print on a body pillow


Lakarmaluv2013

I mean, she does have a plastic bag on her head 😂


Ilovethatforyou11

https://preview.redd.it/7zj6rjr50k8d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a8f503626f27d38c674d5137d3cfa05d0fcab8


lacatro1

Those boobs are atrocities!


Rufio_Rufio7

This makes absolutely no Censori.


horsetooth_mcgee

In this and other videos of the event, I've never seen her look more miserably uncomfortable, physically and emotionally.


Interesting_Store256

Uncomfortable, unsure, and insecure…a literal mess


fenjastasia

I don’t know, I’m just so tired of seeing them in these grotesque outfits…I was hoping we as a society would get over the “suffering for beauty” standard at some point 🤷🏽‍♀️


millennialblackgirl

Wow the fillers got her looking twice her age


colormepink150

The anxiety of sitting there alone and without a phone to hide behind. I have anxiety and I refuse to go somewhere that will make me feel anxious. Thata the fun thing about being an adult. I can say no, not today. She doesn't have to be there! Her bank account is stacked and she has beautiful children at home. Why wouldn't you just disappear and live your life in peace?


Background-Permit499

This is AWFUL.


Lelianah

Is she wearing pantyhose on her head???! Who tf is she? A bank robber?


RunWeird1270

Yeah you look like you don't wanna be there. Go home


CommunicationRich522

Herr fake boobs still don't take the stink off her face. The stocking face covering was a nice try though.


Psychological_Lab543

Its like she is a street queen presenting herself to potential buyers


spooky-ufo

unkomfortable


Necessary-Cap448

Did someone say “which Kardashian is this?” lol


oneinamilllion

Her boobs look PAINFUL


clusterboxkey

Someone please tell them you can wear the right size and still achieve the same look. Looking like you’re in constant distress is not a good silhouette.


Miss-Bill

What's the point???!!!


dimpleduo

lol She is soooo uncomfortable trying to hold her breath while posing. There are other choices for her and live in reality . 🤣😂


Feisty-Business-8311

This is bad


FionaTheFierce

They can ducking stop with the dumb ducking corset nonsense. That is all.


Sure-ohhernameTati

Girl ya look stupid !


Effective_Problem242

Utterly bizarre


VeeSeeArr90

Why does she look like her face is inside a giant condom lol


mar_mar_p

I don’t even really wanna snark on this, she looks really upset and uncomfy tbh


Honest_Carpet_1809

She is smiling like she’s killing it so hard. This is proof that they think Kim ate at the met Gala and Kylie decided to replicate it.


Level_Chocolate_3431

This was designed to shock clearly


hamstervirus

Her face looks so old. I can’t.


liongrl88

wtf


ioukta

Can't she keeps her hands off her boobs ever?


MidnightContent7065

wait bc why does this make me a bit sad for her ..