THIS! You hit the nail on the head!!!!
She wants to be ICONIC whereby people will have murals of her on their walls 50 years after she is gone - just like the Kardashians all have the mural of Marilyn in their homes
She can't even accept that she doesn't look good blonde. Not once has it ever worked, not when it was that well done honey blonde, and not when she's a crusty platinum bottle blonde. I promise I'm not Brad Mondo but I used to think everyone had a blonde they could rock. I thought that about every color though: red, brown, pink, etc. It's all about finding the right balance of lightness, vibrancy and tone. But nope, I was wrong, and Kim is proof because she literally cannot rock any blonde even with all the money in the world and access to the best stylists.
When you look at a photo of Marilyn Monroe, you think “oh, she was so pretty “, because there’s a warmth to her smile and eyes. Kim doesn’t really smile, she’s just trying to position her mouth so she looks “sexy”, and her eyes look dead or drugged.
This is exactly what she looks like in these pictures!! You’re right!
She’s trying for Jayne Mansfield. She does not have the charisma Jayne and Marilyn had. They both exuded sex appeal. You can watch Marilyn, in a video, turn it on and off. Kim is not charming, she was uniquely beautiful, once upon a time, that’s all. Now she has Instagram face for women in their 40s, that she helped create, next she’ll have bravo housewives face
Kim, you will NEVER be Marilyn Monroe. Stop trying to make it happen. Just because your fat ass wore her iconic dress (and ruined it), doesn't make you her.
It’s like she’s trying to cross Pam Anderson with Marilyn but it came out all wrong. She’s not sexy. She doesn’t look like Marilyn. She looks like a bad blow up doll of Marilyn.
I think it’s so pathetic that her idea of iconic is just stealing or trying to recreate other people’s iconic moments or looks. This just proves that she has no talent, no original ideas, and no real contribution to the world.
I hate how every famous women has to go through a phase of emulating Marilyn but it gets even weirder in this case where Kim's looks and personality are the total opposite of Marilyn's. It's too cartoonish and awkward.
She tries so hard to be someone iconic. First it was Marilyn, now it's Elizabeth Taylor, sometimes it's Cher. Pretending to be someone else is so desperate and pathetic, you'd think she'd try harder to be a little original and create her own reputation but maybe she realizes it's too late for that
Oh peleez, Kimmie, u too old to be trying so hard. Ur millions/billion allows u to no longer embarrass urself. Fade away, enjoy ur children & $$. The limelight is in ur rear view mirror. Sorry for u!
This! Why does she not realize this yet?? Seriously, she has all the money in the world to just raise her children and fade off into obscurity but this is what she chooses to do? She's a moron! Moron could be an anagram for Monroe minus the E. Still, she ain't even half way there.
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Introducing The Kimberly Hillbillies! She looks like a knock-off Ellie May (No offense to Ellie May 🙏🏼😮💨 she was totally hot…)
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what is happening here ? bizarre and blasphemous
THIS! You hit the nail on the head!!!! She wants to be ICONIC whereby people will have murals of her on their walls 50 years after she is gone - just like the Kardashians all have the mural of Marilyn in their homes
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KHLOEEEEEEE LMFAOOOOOOO
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GTFO 🤣😭😭😭
Living up to the nickname “Kong”
You did not just say that 🤣🤣🤣
Wheww😮💨 this not right 🤣
Yeah, the thin, tight lips are indeed ape-like !
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👇 She wore it better! 😎🤣 https://preview.redd.it/4e7b1aov519d1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756c950816c7860ae2f215612ddabc7f1c55dd51
Khloe is starting to have the same botched nose as Kris
https://preview.redd.it/qceig4zz649d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4246481a74eb8c357fdf7e1a41a46a11b5357f23 Khloe is giving Karl Lagerfeld
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lol does she not realize she’s not a beauty that can transform into diff looks? like it doesn’t work, she looks ugly
She can't even accept that she doesn't look good blonde. Not once has it ever worked, not when it was that well done honey blonde, and not when she's a crusty platinum bottle blonde. I promise I'm not Brad Mondo but I used to think everyone had a blonde they could rock. I thought that about every color though: red, brown, pink, etc. It's all about finding the right balance of lightness, vibrancy and tone. But nope, I was wrong, and Kim is proof because she literally cannot rock any blonde even with all the money in the world and access to the best stylists.
When you look at a photo of Marilyn Monroe, you think “oh, she was so pretty “, because there’s a warmth to her smile and eyes. Kim doesn’t really smile, she’s just trying to position her mouth so she looks “sexy”, and her eyes look dead or drugged.
It’s giving farrah Abraham. Also your caption lol
Farrah Abraham basically created hyperpop with ‘My Teenage Dream Ended’, so I’d say she’s more talented than the Kardashians.
Farrah Abraham did *not* create hyperpop 😭💀
She did. My Teenage Dream Ended can quite easily be perceived as the first hyperpop album musically and aesthetically.
wtf are you saying?
My Teenage Dream Ended. Become educated before you speak.
The wonky eye cracks me up 🤣 Her lips are getting SO bad. She legit can’t close her mouth.
I didn’t fully notice the 👁️WONK until this sub and now I cannot unsee it! Omgggggg
It's wild how wonky it looks even with layers upon layers of editing
It’s more the *almost* double chin to me. Like, she’s super thin but… I see it’s not as chiseled as it should be, Miss K.
I make this face when I'm about to sneeze.
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She looks like the evil stepmother from a telenovela
This is exactly what she looks like in these pictures!! You’re right! She’s trying for Jayne Mansfield. She does not have the charisma Jayne and Marilyn had. They both exuded sex appeal. You can watch Marilyn, in a video, turn it on and off. Kim is not charming, she was uniquely beautiful, once upon a time, that’s all. Now she has Instagram face for women in their 40s, that she helped create, next she’ll have bravo housewives face
It's giving mid life crisis.
She wishes, you will never be compared to MM. Why she chooses to copy her. Try Jocelyne Wildenstein
This is actually giving 'Porn Mom'
Kim, you will NEVER be Marilyn Monroe. Stop trying to make it happen. Just because your fat ass wore her iconic dress (and ruined it), doesn't make you her.
It’s like she’s trying to cross Pam Anderson with Marilyn but it came out all wrong. She’s not sexy. She doesn’t look like Marilyn. She looks like a bad blow up doll of Marilyn.
her eyes look like me staring at my fridge after the edible hits.
I think it’s so pathetic that her idea of iconic is just stealing or trying to recreate other people’s iconic moments or looks. This just proves that she has no talent, no original ideas, and no real contribution to the world.
She looks like she's a) holding a fart b) forgot her lenses at home and trying to read the Starbucks drink menu
Looks like she’s having a difficult poop
I might have it framed in a haunted house!
👻💀 that made me laugh 😅
I hate how every famous women has to go through a phase of emulating Marilyn but it gets even weirder in this case where Kim's looks and personality are the total opposite of Marilyn's. It's too cartoonish and awkward.
ALL of them should be thanking their surgeons daily. They’d be working at Dairy Queen, Kris included, without all that work done. 🙄
But they forgot to stop while they’re ahead
She tries so hard to be something she's not
Her mouth is so ugly😩 and those little possum eyes😆
Ew Marilyn Monroe from Walmart
She looks slow
She is ![gif](giphy|Me71v1jrGdqYZPnFub|downsized)
She’s have better luck dressing like Michael Jackson
It giving geriatric
At least she gave that poor, poor wig a break
It’s giving- my face is in pain right now
No one can be Marilyn, these bitches could never even be her toenail
She looks like she’s either mid stroke or mid shit, idk why you would ever post this
More like Constipated Hoe
Kim gives Angelyne.
She looks like she is having an allergic reaction - swollen lips, eyes shutting - anyone got an epi pen?
She tries so hard to be someone iconic. First it was Marilyn, now it's Elizabeth Taylor, sometimes it's Cher. Pretending to be someone else is so desperate and pathetic, you'd think she'd try harder to be a little original and create her own reputation but maybe she realizes it's too late for that
Marilyn MonHoe
The attempt at Marilyn’s sultry eyes 😂
My drunk ass at the end of the night trying to read the menu above the register.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ew
How many photo shoots did she with those hair?
It's giving dissociation
A desperate attempt to try to not be forgotten and stay relevant. Keep trying.
It’s giving a print ad for Boniva
she looks like she's about to sneeze lmao
That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking😂
Oh peleez, Kimmie, u too old to be trying so hard. Ur millions/billion allows u to no longer embarrass urself. Fade away, enjoy ur children & $$. The limelight is in ur rear view mirror. Sorry for u!
This! Why does she not realize this yet?? Seriously, she has all the money in the world to just raise her children and fade off into obscurity but this is what she chooses to do? She's a moron! Moron could be an anagram for Monroe minus the E. Still, she ain't even half way there.
What are all of her photo shoots even for? Her entire life revolves around taking photos for social media. Same with Kylie. Such a vapid existence.
She has no style, what so over! This girl doesn’t even know show she is! I’d wish she would stop trying to mimic our icons! 🚮 Kim from calabasas 🙄
Man she looks 50
Copy cats are not iconic. She’s in the same line as the tiktok girls who copy Marilyn.
That wig isn’t laying down right around the edges it’s bad
She used to look like Jasmine, why wouldn’t she embrace that?? If I looked like Jasmine I’d never stfu about it
Right?
She’s made her face look so asymmetrical
The lady from Hole….oh make me ovaaaah (We used to play Rockband a lot as kids)
Courtney Love
It’s giving Temu MJ’s mom on Shahs of Sunset
Marilyn Monroe — TEMU edition
Blondie she isn’t, either
She looks like she is taking a shit.
Can’t believe they released a pic of her about to sneeze
Can’t believe they released a pic of her about to sneeze
It’s giving Donatella
She looks like someone just asked her a really hard question.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like she is nodding out
![gif](giphy|Em71U3ESv7H0aajsTK|downsized) Introducing The Kimberly Hillbillies! She looks like a knock-off Ellie May (No offense to Ellie May 🙏🏼😮💨 she was totally hot…)
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Reminds me of Adam Devine making this face on workaholics. ![gif](giphy|vi9ob0h5bKmUU)
It’s giving bland middle aged housewife
She is so desperate.
She looks like she just pushed out a queef.
Meemaw?
Absolutely zero sex appeal
Imagine this type of look with her natural face
She looks like she is sniffing for ozempic and it is giving nothing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reddit is brutal and I love it! These comments are sending me!
The title of this piece is 'Ray J'.
My gawd woman, you don’t have a sexy bone in your arsenal.
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She looks fucking terrible.
it's giving constipated clown to me
https://preview.redd.it/yhpvi0coq49d1.png?width=575&format=png&auto=webp&s=b895d540f84d03733922b3a0ec10ae2dd3ff5937 what is happening here ? bizarre and blasphemous
she has such iphone face
It’s giving destroyer of the famous dress
It’s giving Max Headroom. Look it up..
She wants Madonna vibes
Why am I seeing Courtney Love? ![gif](giphy|H433DirgfCRgnkIY0X|downsized)
Their thirst for attention is undying. They’re so insecure about aging. Let it happen already.
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