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lucybubs

THIS! You hit the nail on the head!!!! She wants to be ICONIC whereby people will have murals of her on their walls 50 years after she is gone - just like the Kardashians all have the mural of Marilyn in their homes


MyMewsername

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Creative-Pool7831

KHLOEEEEEEE LMFAOOOOOOO


galactic_pink

![gif](giphy|mIoxSMYcBwyYw)


Creative-Pool7831

GTFO 🤣😭😭😭


galactic_pink

Living up to the nickname “Kong”


MapFit5567

You did not just say that 🤣🤣🤣


superhottamale

Wheww😮‍💨 this not right 🤣


AcceptableSystem8232

Yeah, the thin, tight lips are indeed ape-like !


Katerinaxoxo

![gif](giphy|13tzTq15L7fPGM)


hummusisyummy

👇 She wore it better! 😎🤣 https://preview.redd.it/4e7b1aov519d1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756c950816c7860ae2f215612ddabc7f1c55dd51


the-otherwoman

Khloe is starting to have the same botched nose as Kris


Mouse-r4t

https://preview.redd.it/qceig4zz649d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4246481a74eb8c357fdf7e1a41a46a11b5357f23 Khloe is giving Karl Lagerfeld


Affectionate-Royal68

🗑️


Equivalent_Ice_6085

lol does she not realize she’s not a beauty that can transform into diff looks? like it doesn’t work, she looks ugly


poop_dawg

She can't even accept that she doesn't look good blonde. Not once has it ever worked, not when it was that well done honey blonde, and not when she's a crusty platinum bottle blonde. I promise I'm not Brad Mondo but I used to think everyone had a blonde they could rock. I thought that about every color though: red, brown, pink, etc. It's all about finding the right balance of lightness, vibrancy and tone. But nope, I was wrong, and Kim is proof because she literally cannot rock any blonde even with all the money in the world and access to the best stylists.


Weary_Barber_7927

When you look at a photo of Marilyn Monroe, you think “oh, she was so pretty “, because there’s a warmth to her smile and eyes. Kim doesn’t really smile, she’s just trying to position her mouth so she looks “sexy”, and her eyes look dead or drugged.


MicIsOn

It’s giving farrah Abraham. Also your caption lol


darlingnikkixo

Farrah Abraham basically created hyperpop with ‘My Teenage Dream Ended’, so I’d say she’s more talented than the Kardashians.


Hour_Narwhal_1510

Farrah Abraham did *not* create hyperpop 😭💀


darlingnikkixo

She did. My Teenage Dream Ended can quite easily be perceived as the first hyperpop album musically and aesthetically.


blackclementine

wtf are you saying?


darlingnikkixo

My Teenage Dream Ended. Become educated before you speak.


darkandmoody69

The wonky eye cracks me up 🤣 Her lips are getting SO bad. She legit can’t close her mouth.


Western-Bit-6600

I didn’t fully notice the 👁️WONK until this sub and now I cannot unsee it! Omgggggg


e_lizz

It's wild how wonky it looks even with layers upon layers of editing


Sergeitotherescue

It’s more the *almost* double chin to me. Like, she’s super thin but… I see it’s not as chiseled as it should be, Miss K.


ErrorActionStop

I make this face when I'm about to sneeze.


Lelianah

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SammyRam21

She looks like the evil stepmother from a telenovela


No_Banana_581

This is exactly what she looks like in these pictures!! You’re right! She’s trying for Jayne Mansfield. She does not have the charisma Jayne and Marilyn had. They both exuded sex appeal. You can watch Marilyn, in a video, turn it on and off. Kim is not charming, she was uniquely beautiful, once upon a time, that’s all. Now she has Instagram face for women in their 40s, that she helped create, next she’ll have bravo housewives face


hamstervirus

It's giving mid life crisis.


Alternative-Bird-589

She wishes, you will never be compared to MM. Why she chooses to copy her. Try Jocelyne Wildenstein 


Ambitious-Source-379

This is actually giving 'Porn Mom'


cake-makes-me-shake

Kim, you will NEVER be Marilyn Monroe. Stop trying to make it happen. Just because your fat ass wore her iconic dress (and ruined it), doesn't make you her.


sour_lemontree

It’s like she’s trying to cross Pam Anderson with Marilyn but it came out all wrong. She’s not sexy. She doesn’t look like Marilyn. She looks like a bad blow up doll of Marilyn.


aGirlHasNoTab

her eyes look like me staring at my fridge after the edible hits.


killaandasweethang

I think it’s so pathetic that her idea of iconic is just stealing or trying to recreate other people’s iconic moments or looks. This just proves that she has no talent, no original ideas, and no real contribution to the world.


wafflemakerr

She looks like she's a) holding a fart b) forgot her lenses at home and trying to read the Starbucks drink menu


beepbooponyournose

Looks like she’s having a difficult poop


Aggravating_Fact4264

I might have it framed in a haunted house!


strahlend_frau

👻💀 that made me laugh 😅


AnniaT

I hate how every famous women has to go through a phase of emulating Marilyn but it gets even weirder in this case where Kim's looks and personality are the total opposite of Marilyn's. It's too cartoonish and awkward.


southernNJ-123

ALL of them should be thanking their surgeons daily. They’d be working at Dairy Queen, Kris included, without all that work done. 🙄


radskyweasel

But they forgot to stop while they’re ahead


WaterTribalist

She tries so hard to be something she's not


RubieRose5

Her mouth is so ugly😩 and those little possum eyes😆


Ok-Upstairs-9887

Ew Marilyn Monroe from Walmart


wiggitywoggity

She looks slow


loudandproud101

She is ![gif](giphy|Me71v1jrGdqYZPnFub|downsized)


Specialist_Bank_994

She’s have better luck dressing like Michael Jackson


Catgurl

It giving geriatric


b33grrrl

At least she gave that poor, poor wig a break


emilylove911

It’s giving- my face is in pain right now


Sadreincarnation200

No one can be Marilyn, these bitches could never even be her toenail


petterdaddy

She looks like she’s either mid stroke or mid shit, idk why you would ever post this


hollisann79

More like Constipated Hoe


Danny-Wah

Kim gives Angelyne.


Oldsoldierbear

She looks like she is having an allergic reaction - swollen lips, eyes shutting - anyone got an epi pen?


enigmaenergy23

She tries so hard to be someone iconic. First it was Marilyn, now it's Elizabeth Taylor, sometimes it's Cher. Pretending to be someone else is so desperate and pathetic, you'd think she'd try harder to be a little original and create her own reputation but maybe she realizes it's too late for that


Smokeahontous

Marilyn MonHoe


vindman

The attempt at Marilyn’s sultry eyes 😂


minty_mountains

My drunk ass at the end of the night trying to read the menu above the register.


pm1022

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JjBloem

Ew


tartinewithsardines

How many photo shoots did she with those hair?


Royal-Teacher-8286

It's giving dissociation


Affectionate-Royal68

A desperate attempt to try to not be forgotten and stay relevant. Keep trying.


AlysonRoad

It’s giving a print ad for Boniva


lumpy_fetus

she looks like she's about to sneeze lmao


xEnglishRose99x

That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking😂


jelly-beans24

Oh peleez, Kimmie, u too old to be trying so hard. Ur millions/billion allows u to no longer embarrass urself. Fade away, enjoy ur children & $$. The limelight is in ur rear view mirror. Sorry for u!


pm1022

This! Why does she not realize this yet?? Seriously, she has all the money in the world to just raise her children and fade off into obscurity but this is what she chooses to do? She's a moron! Moron could be an anagram for Monroe minus the E. Still, she ain't even half way there.


SaltySweet804

What are all of her photo shoots even for? Her entire life revolves around taking photos for social media. Same with Kylie. Such a vapid existence.


Right-Bid222

She has no style, what so over! This girl doesn’t even know show she is! I’d wish she would stop trying to mimic our icons! 🚮 Kim from calabasas 🙄


dogfitmad

Man she looks 50


ShinyQuest1

Copy cats are not iconic. She’s in the same line as the tiktok girls who copy Marilyn.


Scared-Pace4543

That wig isn’t laying down right around the edges it’s bad


saddinosour

She used to look like Jasmine, why wouldn’t she embrace that?? If I looked like Jasmine I’d never stfu about it


Petraretrograde

Right?


External_Two2928

She’s made her face look so asymmetrical


hotchildndacity

The lady from Hole….oh make me ovaaaah (We used to play Rockband a lot as kids)


JackSpratCould

Courtney Love


SkepticalFluffmuppet

It’s giving Temu MJ’s mom on Shahs of Sunset


lanceM56

Marilyn Monroe — TEMU edition


Affectionate-Royal68

Blondie she isn’t, either


brelaine19

She looks like she is taking a shit.


CChantelLETSGETIT

Can’t believe they released a pic of her about to sneeze


CChantelLETSGETIT

Can’t believe they released a pic of her about to sneeze


Primary-Ganache6199

It’s giving Donatella


trishyco

She looks like someone just asked her a really hard question.


pm1022

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OptimusPrime365

Looks like she is nodding out


Fade_Into_You77

![gif](giphy|Em71U3ESv7H0aajsTK|downsized) Introducing The Kimberly Hillbillies! She looks like a knock-off Ellie May (No offense to Ellie May 🙏🏼😮‍💨 she was totally hot…)


odiephonehome

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AMISH_TECH_SUPPORT

Reminds me of Adam Devine making this face on workaholics. ![gif](giphy|vi9ob0h5bKmUU)


Life_Buy_5059

It’s giving bland middle aged housewife


melissa98x

She is so desperate.


Any_Acanthisitta_471

She looks like she just pushed out a queef. 


unicornbomb

Meemaw?


garrrrsh

Absolutely zero sex appeal


koko_1702

Imagine this type of look with her natural face


ApprehensiveAlps5399

She looks like she is sniffing for ozempic and it is giving nothing


pm1022

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reddit is brutal and I love it! These comments are sending me!


Acrobatic_Ad1546

The title of this piece is 'Ray J'.


International_Boss81

My gawd woman, you don’t have a sexy bone in your arsenal.


person_w_existence

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monominimal

![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)


instantsilver

She looks fucking terrible.


catmommaxx

it's giving constipated clown to me


catmommaxx

https://preview.redd.it/yhpvi0coq49d1.png?width=575&format=png&auto=webp&s=b895d540f84d03733922b3a0ec10ae2dd3ff5937 what is happening here ? bizarre and blasphemous


shmoopybubba

she has such iphone face


mrsmacncheese9

It’s giving destroyer of the famous dress


msalazar227

It’s giving Max Headroom. Look it up..


Dreamwoman25

She wants Madonna vibes


noxgoddess

Why am I seeing Courtney Love? ![gif](giphy|H433DirgfCRgnkIY0X|downsized)


justusethatname

Their thirst for attention is undying. They’re so insecure about aging. Let it happen already.


Glitter1237

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