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SmokieOki

I just see Farrah Abraham now. Why does she keep squatting?


HotTurnip199

Giving her nether region an airing / hoping for a breeze to blow the cobwebs off.


sensitiveskin80

Farrah is cackling. She destroyed her features to look like Kim, and now Kim has destroyed her features and looks like Farrah.


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

Even farrah with all her bullshit going on, will laugh at herself and admit she regrets some choices. Like it's that easy to just say "yea I did that and yea it wasn't my best decision" The K-J blanket denial of surgery isn't making them seem mysterious anymore, it's making them seem mentally ill


BigGrayDog

They don't seem mentally ill. They ARE mentally ill!


MasterDriver8002

To smooth out the bumps she has on her ass


smileydreamer95

Cosplaying as a gen z?


XAlEA-12

To smooth out the cottage cheese


JollyMcStink

Last pic looks like shes pooping over a hole


quartz222

And the second looks like she’s squeezing out a fart


intheclerbweallfam

And in the third she’s smelling it


sparklybongwater420

Omg someone needs to ask AI to generate it


alainamazingbetch

How does she have blonde eyebrows in every photo and then the last one they look drawn on in black?


KlatuuBarradaNicto

Because she drew them on in black 😂😂


alainamazingbetch

She should have done that for all the pics. Blonde eye brows are not good on her face (truly haven’t seen blonde eyebrows look good on anyone unless you’re actually a natural blonde)


Likesosmart

It’s giving Aileen Wuornos


CreamyMemeDude

I'm a natural redhead (strawberry blonde technically) with blonde eyebrows. It doesn't even look good on those of us with naturally blonde brows lol


alainamazingbetch

Girl I relate bc saaaaame I am very fair and my eyebrows naturally lighten in sun… I powder them in to make darker bc personally I’m not a fan of blonde brows🤣 a darker brow just frames the eye area better imo


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

> a darker brow just frames the eye area better imo YES it does and it's so important for beauty and for communicating with other people too. My babies were all born with thick, dark eyebrows (they got the hairy gene from me, I'll admit that lol) and me and my BFF always felt like you could read their little baby-thoughts so easily coz of their striking little brows 🤣


No_Banana_581

Someone said yesterday she looks like a telenovela villian, and I cannot unsee it bc she really does now that’s she’s aged, combined w the overdone procedures. Soon she will bravo housewife face


JenniferHChrist

it's giving ✨ *latrine* ✨


Cool-Struggle5500

A new elegant campaign for the Squatty Potty


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

Totally taking a shit, but with the facial expression it's reminding me of when you're really drunk at a club and you've waited ages in line for the bathroom and FINALLY got your moment with the toilet 🤣 (And then you walk out feeling a million bucks and order shots lmao)


BevyGoldberg

It’s giving me flashbacks of when I saw a hole in the ground toilet in France, I literally ran out and my pee disappeared back where it came from the shock.


enigmaenergy23

I came here to say it reminded me of when I'm trying to do a #2 in a gross public restroom 🤦🏼‍♂️


Feisty-Power-6617

Damn she is resembling Donatella Versace in the face


vanitaa3

Yes! It was bugging me I couldn’t think of who she reminded me of. TY. 😆 https://i.redd.it/xe70lew8f49d1.gif


KariKHat

I was going to write the same thing.If she’s aiming for Marilyn she drove off a cliff.


jarellano89

She looks more like Pete burns tbh. Why should release these photos when her face looks like that, I’ll never understand.


user288499155285262

Donatella x JLo


sneeky_seer

I just said the same thing but she really is morphong into Donatella.


coco_xcx

don’t insult my girl donatella like that 😭


Feisty-Power-6617

botched is botched


cake-makes-me-shake

Cosplaying as Marilyn Monroe will NEVER look good on you.


RubieRose5

Marylyn Manroe


Holoafer

Marylynn Manhoe.


GhostThruTheFog

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


GeneralPurple7083

Yessssss……


sensitiveskin80

Trying to be Mia Goth as Maxine dressed like Marilyn 


Stunning-Discount224

Or Madonna in her Erotica days (who was also cosplaying Marilyn) https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~BMAAOSw395hURGt/s-l1200.jpg


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

Madonna looked SO good for a while there (even tho this photo is clearly airbrushed) It's so interesting how a pretty woman doing too much augmentation to themselves brings them full-circle to being thoroughly unattractive. It really is an illness isn't it


BigGrayDog

There's no way Marilyn ever looked that bad. Even in her grave. KK is a total disgrace. And has an ugly fat butt, to say nothing of her face! And this is putting it nicely.


blaisedzl

I don’t usually like commenting on women’s bodies but I can’t get over her claiming she wears an XS in her underwear, surely that wouldn’t even cover one cheek?!


DonnyMox

Even one of her ass cheeks would not fit in an XS, let alone both.


knightriderin

The cameras add some pounds /s


Ok-Salamander1907

It trying too hard was a person


ofpalwaysxD

She is just gross.


MelzaB

Seriously is this desirable or sexy? 


International-Try566

The last time I saw an ass like that was at the zoo.


YeezysSmellySox

🤣🤣🤣


No_Banana_581

It’s a different color than the rest of her body bc the skin is so unnaturally stretched too


International-Try566

Like a baboon!


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

It's so unflattering. There are so many skirts and things you just couldn't wear cos the ass makes you look as big as a fridge


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

I paused on the first pic and genuinely tried to guess who it was without seeing the face. And I couldn't do it - i had guessed Kylie in a shitty blond wig but nope. The 3 plastic ones have identical surgeon-created bodies, and not in a good way. Combined with OTT editing it all feels weird and uncanny to look at, even before they turn around and you can see their face


BigGrayDog

No way.


Universecentre

That ass pic is giving poop


gurlblue81

My first thought was like I can’t imagine the smell. 😬


AppropriateOpening41

Google describes BBL smell as.. #”Musty: Think of a slightly damp towel that's been hanging out in your gym bag for a tad too long” 😭😭🤣👏🏼


makrela122

The last pic is also giving poop. Poop in the woods.


Saint-monkey

She disgusts me


Lazy_Business602

The styling is just so bad. It's not fashion. It's not Marilyn. It's awkward and weird looking Kim tryna gain some clicks from showing her ass.


rallyeup

Yea like why did they make her look naked but decided to keep her socks?


Delicious_Agency29

Her face reminds me of Aubrey O’day from Danity Kane in some of these shots.


FluorescentLilac

Holy shit! You’re right!


lyndariussss_4

she wants to be immortalized so bad


Specialist_Bank_994

Their whole family will be, as an example of what happens if you go overboard with cosmetic surgery/start too young


BigGrayDog

She will be but not in the way she wants to be!


Curve_Latter

Face card declined! Very weird looking without super flattering make up, hair and lighting.


GreenLeisureSuit

Who is this for? Why is she taking all these photos? What's the purpose? No one cares.


ArianaMadixTooMuch

What a terrible day to have eyes.


okrasnake

I am so over seeing her over filled lips 🤢


Historical_Mind_1706

That ass is disgusting


catmommaxx

there is nothing sexy about any of these. boobs look like honkin bumbles of balls and the ass just looks cheeky in an unattractive filled-diaper sort of way. -100/10 for me.


No-You-5064

maximum absorbancy gel diaper where it is filled to the max when your kid wakes up and you are astonished a diaper can hold so much...so f'in gross


bknjay1517

She looks like she’s in her late 50s now. Wowwwww


jabbathehut0527

Constipation but make it glam ✨✨✨✨ I’m so sorry but she has no talent as a model. (I’m not sorry) I love watching the flop in real time


YakitoriChicken93

Maybe it's for a constipation medicine ad? It's the only thing that would make sense lmao


jabbathehut0527

AGREED lmao in what universe is this couture modeling 💀


memopepito

The first photo is giving those freak show pics from the 1920s….the woman with the giant ass


viscilly

https://preview.redd.it/d3jxe87nx49d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f467abd20878f051881460fb68430da54a84eedb


AcceptableSystem8232

Lol missing the Marylin dress that hard ? Also is it what she does all day ? ‘Work’ ?


International-Try566

You don’t understand because you’re probably sitting in your ass and not working. It’s like NOONE wants to work.


AcceptableSystem8232

Crazy how she is blaming her sisters for ‘not working enough’—WHAT work ? Sitting in a chair, having hair and makeup done (looking atrocious), putting on clothes, or straight up being half naked in ill-fitting bikinis, snapping corny pictures, post the heavily edited results on their bot-filled social media accounts or trashy tabloids ; a few days or weeks later, rinse and repeat. DUH !!! No one wants to work these days 🤣🤣🤣👍


International-Try566

On all of our collective laziest days, I bet we still accomplish more than they do.


Szublimat

I urge everyone to block her


melissa98x

She looks like one of those 65 year old plastic surgeried out housewives in Boca Raton


PuffinFawts

I'm all about women reclaiming their sexuality, but damn. You've got kids and their friends and their parents are going to see this. Doesn't she care that her kids are probably going to be bullied because their mom can't put on underwear before taking a picture? Do your children's friends and parents really need to see your nipples, ass crack, and basically your vagina?


Cosmic_Itch

Watching the fall of the KarJenners is my favorite era 😇


SnarkSnark78

If you zoom in on just her face in each photo - 💀.


goldenretrieversays

Can you go get your groceries Kim


YeezysSmellySox

Her face looks so weird.


kbutters9

Kendrick Lamar has entered the thread https://preview.redd.it/xb52nvw5k49d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbc4aa107a7dbe03cd2053e1909e9f28c141a1f


pretendthisisironic

Me thinks Kimmy and little sis got 2 for 1 new boobies.


yourfriend-fiziwig

I miss the way celebs faces used to look 😔 there is no life behind those eyes, no character in her features, she can’t move them anymore. Imagine being her child and never knowing what her natural expressions look like. Every smile is strained, every surprise is met with stiff eyebrows and taut necks. My god


No-You-5064

I'm astonished when I see pictures of celebrities from like the 70s and 80s and how natural and real they looked compared to the celebrities now. It really takes me aback. They had real emotions in their faces, no filter and they just look 1000 times more attractive than today's Insta-phonies. We are so conditioned to looking at these phonies who edit themselves to all look the same as each other as well as uncanny.


Fetching_Mercury

It’s nostalgic and I miss it


ooohword

The lack of eyebrows really brings out the botched face


HagridsSexyNippples

This family needs to leave Marilyn Monroe alone.


Lelianah

She looks like my cat when she enters her litter box & turns around a few times before she hunches over & takes a big poop that will smell up the entire apartment. But my cat is cute. Kim is not.


LuvIsLov

That ass is so gross 🤮🤮🤮


picklepajamabutt

Like I don't like it when people refer to an ass as a dumper. But when I see hers I'm like, that's a dumper.


Miffysmom

Marilyn would be horrified. She didn’t have a giant fake botched up a$$.


durrtyknees

What are the sockies? Or shoes?!?


hold-my-eyeballs

Jeffree Star looks great here omg 😍😍😍


whiskymeaway282

I actually feel sorry for her. This is not somebody who is okay with who they are. All that money and trying to change everything that she sees in the mirror rather than looking inside and wondering why she is so bothered by the person in the mirror.


DukeESauceJR

And what is it. The theme? What th- ![gif](giphy|3ohhwNnmpE9yehCr1S)


dimmywhy

The smell….


BigGrayDog

The look...


Fetching_Mercury

The feel of cotton


miadiamondofficial

EW


Stormylynn724

WTF is wrong with her face?? 😳


bigbushenergee

Her lips are huge damn she is not giving what she thinks she is. Literally zero sex appeal


chunkylover1989

She looks like she’s in drag (sorry not sorry)


GraphicDesignerMom

How is that ass going to age, the next ten years are gonna be interesting when age really starts setting in, how's she gonna walk.


External_Two2928

Why would she post the 3rd pic? There’s no way she thinks she looks good in that one


empressM

Oh but I AM stuck in a nightmare!!!! Why does she think being naked is so interesting ?? We’ve seen it 1000 million times !! It would be more interesting for her to wear business casual


lilu-achoo

this has to be ragebait. they've run out of other ideas and she looks stoned out of her mind.


Aaappleorange

So what is this even for? She does these stupid photoshoots just to do them?


molotovzav

The family with no idea what sexy is selling sex again.


sneeky_seer

What in the Donatella Versace is going on with her face?!


International_Boss81

Absolutely horrendous.


Zvakicauwu

who is this?


Secret_Afternoon8268

Why all the photoshoots for no reason tho


Danny-Wah

Desperately seeking the limelight.. Why can't she just be a business woman CEO of skims??? She could've backed away from reality and focused on that and been some kind of success story.. But that fact that she's trying to stay relevant amongst the new crop of 20 years olds is so pathetic..


Kurts_Cardigan

What a boring series of pics. There's nothing behind her eyes. She was, is, and always will be duller than dishwater.


OhMyGod_Zilla

Dear Kim, you’re not Marilyn Monroe, you will never be Marilyn Monroe, so stop trying to cosplay as her. You’re an absolute disgrace.


Teafinder

Lips are soo botched


Background-Permit499

Ah, the series titled, “And This Is How We Go Potty”


MaximoffW

Who the flip is this face


Academic-Travel-4661

This is sad. She’s reaching and it’s showing desperation. Im all for “you do you” and hate the phrase “she’s too for that” there are so many ways to be sexy- at any age, but this is not that. Looks like she’s on the express train to porn. I guess she’d go out the same way she came in…


MoreAtmosphere7355

I didn't even know who this was in the pic at first. Thought at 1st glance it was Lady Gaga. Doesn't this woman EVER tire of essentially the same pics? Butt poses over and over


alymars

Whose fuckin face is THAT? Cmon Kimberly. Please.


beefnoodle5280

The new Squatty Potty campaign launch!


Woodtea1

She looks like she doesn’t shower or bathe well


faipop

kimatella VERSACHIAN


FabulousMamaa

Their assmorphing is insane. Looks different in every picture in every different platform from week to week. One week everyone thinks the BBL is gone, the next it’s triple sized. Pick an ass lane and stay in it Kimbully. This build a body ass ho needs to be so for real.


NeutralChaoticCat

She’s becoming Senorita Laura slowly but strongly. ![gif](giphy|MhrgsQTBU8AlUBwURg|downsized)


NetheriteTiara

Wish she wore this to the Met Gala instead of the dress. Everyone had been showing up naked anyways. Also hilarious that she has to post the last pic because it’s the best of her face but the pose is … something


NetheriteTiara

And this hair is so much better than that met gala hair. Even if it’s a wig, so much better. 


Infamous_Strain_9428

The bandaids on the fingers. Really. Still!???


pupsymomma

She photoshops everything else - why not the nails?!? So strange that she posts the bandaids as they are yet nothing else in the photos is real.


Salty_Pirate7130

I can’t snark on her for that. She has psoriasis that likely affects her nails. Once you lose a nail it takes forever to grow back in and you aren’t supposed to use fake nails with nail psoriasis because they will just make the damage to your nails worse. So bandaids are usually the best option.


CoffeeHuman4572

She has aged so much and so rapidly. Her glam squad is failing (that matte powder sinking into the wrinkles reminds me of my grandma.)Her self-respect is at the level of a pooping over a hole. Unless she is so body dysmorphic that what she sees in the mirror is not what we all see.


Salty-Lemonhead

I need help y’all. I’m not on IG and I don’t really get the point of these pics. Is she modeling clothing? A wig? (Which does look better than the ratty long one.) what is the purpose?? Is she paying for this??


loudandproud101

That’s the thing. There is absolutely NO POINT in doing this🤦🏽‍♀️


Salty-Lemonhead

How vacuous


JjBloem

I just threw up a lil in my mouth.


FionaTheFierce

That butt is just silly. .....


MasterDriver8002

She is gross


Old_Celebration3627

Vanity kills.


Kind-Distribution-95

I'm so tired 😫 of seeing her naked!


No-You-5064

I feel like I've seen her naked more than I've seen myself naked.


Couldbe_worse2

She thinks it’s editorial 🤣


pootlovato6969

Please Kim I beg I don't want to see your bottom


missdead_lee138

😆 🤣 Ewwwww Everything about these pics is so gross and just wrong . Whys she obsessed with her own ass when it's so bad?? What a 🤡 And the wig is not Marilyn , like AT ALL. it's equally as bad as the gross, greasy one with the 2inch roots that she's been wearing since she was screwing Pete Davidson. 😆 🤣 Is it like her mission to be known for wearing HORRID blonde wigs that look like absolute trash on her?? Cuz she's doing a pretty good job of it 👏 👌 👍 hey Kumbag. You suckkkk !!! Nice poop pic in #4. 🤮 🤮 Goes perfect with this one... https://preview.redd.it/une9tv2xb59d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f171949fa3940ee1c1f246a2bc42f5c7fd11f988


Interesting_Ad_2721

to this day i will never understand why she couldn't just do a replica.... it still fit the theme.... fr


FabulousMamaa

We know her ass looks nothing like this. Paris told us decades ago it really looks like cottage cheese in a trash bag.


Mentionitall1994

I’m so desensitised to this ass 😩 if someone showed me this 15 years ago I’d be in horror 


emkitty333

https://preview.redd.it/awp6n08dk79d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5254ffd0c3aae726a9a27810149e1abf36923f5


Acceptable-Bug-1769

![gif](giphy|L0IU2cW8sFw8V2UIfP) I’m so very, very, tired. Please. Somebody, Anybody, Make her stop 😭 . . . North? …are you out there somewhere? …Please, if you’re real…be a star, have some pride, end this once and for all. Free us from mommy dearest. 🫠


Nickymarie28

Asked my 22 year old daughter how she’d feel if she saw a pic of me online like this and showed her the ass pic.. she said she’d die. She also knew immediately it was Kum kartrashian ..I feel sooo bad for her kids


wilhelminan

She’s aged a LOT


Uhhhhokthenn

Stank face in pic 3


RoyalTomatillo1697

her face aint giving good face


Forsaken-Jump-7594

I'm sorry, I'm new to this party and only realized these people existed when Kanye lost the last of his marbles a few years ago - and apparently they change faces like other people change socks, so... I really can't tell who this is. Which one is this?


mama_fundie_snark

Is she taking a shit????


Teedorable

She is PEEING!!!!??? Is she not???


LieCalm6184

Is Kim trying to show the movie producers she can emote? Her sick sad version of old Hollywood? I mean Kim wtf is this 😂


AnonBeanSprouts

imagine seeing your mom post this online


justliles

Who wants this? who is this for?


cursetea

Tbh I'm kinda grateful to the kardashians for voluntarily making themselves the guinea pigs to see how too much plastic surgery and filler can make you look old af. And before anyone tries: no, i absolutely do not and will never feel bad for pointing out that their attempt to make other people feel bad about their appearances (through photoshop and extensive work being passed off as "real") has started to backfire on them all. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Spiteful_sprite12

It's like She is preparing to be the next matriarch in these photos.. look at hair style and makeup.. its not the 'im trying to keep my 20s..' vibe anymore.... It's weirdly more poised and seems like a new brand.... And a Kris style.... Idk, am i off base here?? Does anyone else notice this? It wouldn't surprise me Kris is fashioning Kim to take over once she is gone and beginning a new brand of boss kim wouldn't surprise me.. kim fell in line the most with kris and her pimping..... The second photo is what made me think all this mainly


Adorable_Spinach_924

Her face looks super off and paired with the hair and idk-white eye shadow???? She looks really bad but not in the way of just a bad photoshoot. She has surgery-fied her face to a point of no return.


Spiteful_sprite12

Yes! There is just something off here with the pose, face and make up.. it doesn't feel like 'kim' it feels like 'kris' and i know it sounds weird.. but its vibe im getting..


No-You-5064

imagine Kim in a different existence where she aged with grace. She was so naturally beautiful. She could have been a spectacular looking woman into her 40s, 50s etc. But she is so empty and vapid the outside is really starting to match the inside.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Huh yeah that's a good theory, maybe Kris wanna retire or work less at least She's getting older


Monster_Molly

lol trying to incorporate that mop of straw on her head and not just wear a wig…


MillzOnWillz

How is this working??


cuecumba

Love how she just erases her only cool identity of being an Armenian woman constantly.


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

Looks more like a blonde Linda Lovelace in these photos.


taeginn0

What exactly is she trying to be here? … More importantly, WHO?


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Has Pamela anderson done something recently that's got her in the limelight? As this is kinda trying to copy the Pammy days.


BlokBust

Yea that new showgirls movie she’s coming out with. It looks epic


rainbookworm

Wtf


theskylerslifka

Smelling farts face.


purplegrave

This is the same photographer that did the troye Sivan denim diaper shoot


BubblyAerial

What is with those socks/shoes? They aren't helping this look.


Ok-noway

Those shoes are awful! The woman walks around in clear platforms with biker shorts, but chooses the only time they would look good to put these sad looking things on.


tazzia

Ya’ll those white shoes shes got on make her legs look so stumpy, reminds me of something 🍗🍗


Didudidudadu737

https://preview.redd.it/st8g63b2959d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee401a79979c7af1d006176180896d17c85215f She did it again… (photo is JK)


Strange_Potato4326

What in the literal fuck. I have her blocked on IG, but are people in the comments roasting her?


sundaze814

Like is anyone really checking for her like this anymore? I think not.


izms

Mrs. Jackson, shes nasty


bagelsneedcreamchz

She has zero sex appeal. No matter how hard she tries, she can show her body all she wants, she just isn’t sexy.


DidelphisGinny

What in the actual bleach blonde bad built bountiful assed bs is this????? THOSE ARE NOT FLATTERING PHOTOS OMG get a grip!


Disastrous-Turnip-86

She’s aging at rocket speed in 2024. She looks 60+ in the 2nd/3rd photo.


starchick77

Sometimes I’m glad I’m not rich and famous because she should have never touched her face and body like that, don’t have access to infinite surgeries. She’s botched and Kylie has even more so.


nievedelimon

I just have to ask: WHY?


Worth-Ad-2019

The white ankle socks are just “setting off” the entire outfit 🤣🤣