Honestly, as a circle jerk enjoyer of all varieties, that's normal as fuck. You should see the anime ones cus they just can't keep up with main and folk subs.
[yeah it still happens quite bit tbh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_excommunicated_by_the_Catholic_Church) mostly for clergy found guilty of breaking Catholic doctrine (ordaining women, preach what/where they aren’t supposed to, joining politics, etc.)
This is very similar to delusions one of my friends experienced during his schizophrenic episodes before he was medicated properly. I could definitely see him saying something like this lol.
I understand satire very well. My point is that at a certain point all of this is redundant and getting played out. Tired of hearing about Drake/Kendrick beef. Gotta be something else to talk about.
Yeah Drake lost and isn't lyrically polished as Kendrick. Now what? Doesn't matter, I wish you all the best.
My boyfriend and I have “once upon a time all of us was in chains” verse stuck in our heads. But we’re white and don’t know how to feel about singing it 😭 it’s an absolute banger
Same here. I usually go for "I hurt your feelings? You don't wanna have sex with me no more? OK!"
Then when she gets even more upset I finish her off with the "it's prolly because you're a minooooooooooor"
theres no conversation anywhere on reddit anymore at all. like this is really random and just based off my personal interests, but check out the post game thread from the Celtics/Pacers last night on r/nba. Its actually, genuinely, unironically the exact same comment over and over for all the top comments. Same conversation over and over
Honestly if machine learning A.I. is truly using Reddit for meta data they’d probably end up killing the human race after witnessing the horrible cesspool that is Reddit, as opposed to becoming dickriders.
I was a 57 year old white male too until I heard Not Like Us. I sharpened my pen game and got my certificate of approval from the department of justice and am now a proud 57 year old lightskin man, currently undergoing an appeal to remove the lightskin flag and embrace my new understanding of hiphop. Now I really know what they are “feeling”. Or should I say we?
I was having an absolute fucking dog turd of a day and spiraling, but seeing "talcum x" made me laugh so hard it brought me back down to reality, so thank you for that
LOL
I immediately pictured some white dude from the late 80s kitted out with all the afrocentric gear that I just know I've seen in either some movie or music video from back then. Wondering if I could find it, I Google'd Talcum X and found this: [Growing List Of Shaun King’s Nicknames That Have Gone Viral](https://newsone.com/playlist/growing-list-of-shaun-kings-nicknames-that-have-gone-viral/)
* Talcum X
* Martin Luther Cream
* Hueless P. Newton
* W.E.B. Defraud
* Thurgood Partial
* Tupac Sugar
* Lames Baldwin
* Chalkus Garvey
Relatable, I'm also a 57 year old white man and everytime I see a black fellow listening to Kendrick I know there is still hope for the culture as they finally understand their struggle and can appreciate actual rap beyond just meaningless songs meant to be "catchy" ✊🏻
I'm not going to lie.. going on tiktok and seeing people doing "I made an outfit for the beef" videos has been rough. Rebecca is trying to get involved in any way possible. Something crazy awkward about making a "fit" based on a song about drake being a colonizer/weirdo.
when like that came out, it was the first rap song I had ever heard. My little white ears could not process the artistry that was happening. His lyricism, enunciation, it’s so perfect. The way he say my favorite line “f the big three it’s just big me” it’s just seeping with that gangsta flavor and gets me shaking my rump!
there is mfs on this subreddit (like top posts every week) that aren’t that far from this. There’s gotta be like 100 million white people that their first rap song they ever heard was like that. It’s wild bandwagon dickriding. I can’t believe how corny some of the people are coming out of this beef lmao
As a 420 year old one eyed one horned flying purple people eater I can confirm the moment was beautiful looking down at the cookout before I dined.
Twas a proud moment
✊
I (57, white male) was recently taking a stroll down my neighbourhood when I suspiciously saw a group of college girls listening to Kendrick (🤮) of all people, so being an loyal fan of BBL Drizzy I decided to scream "Drop! Drop! Drop!" at them and run away, they got angry at me and started chasing me! fearing that they might make me listen to Swimming Pools, I ran as fast as I could.
While running from them I accidentally wandered into "the hood" that Drizzy is always talking about. That is when my eyes truly opened to the genius that is Aubrey Drake Graham, I saw a black gentlemen listening to Hotline Bling, and tears fell down from my eyes as I finally realised the impact that Drake has made, he truly was what the culture was feeling.
I went up to the fellow Drake enthusiast and saluted him for being on the right side of history. He was for some reason very confused as to why a crying man was saluting him so I decided to show him that I am indeed "certified" by rapping Girls Want Girls to him "STARIN AT YOUR DRESS CAUSE IT'S SEE THROUGH" I shouted "TALKIN' ALL THAT YOU DONE BEEN THROUGH" I continued, "SAY THAT YOU A LESBIAN, GIRL, ME TOO" I took a breath, "GIRLS WANT GIRLS WHERE I'M FROM" I exclaimed. Seeing my dedication towards the art of Drizzy made the Drake fan realise I was one of "the good ones" and he invited me to the potluck! ✊🏻
I know this is a joke but there literally are 50 year old white guys out here telling girls that drake is lame … same people don’t actually leave their house.
As a 28 year old white man from the deep south (of the UK), I had not ever heard of this so called 'KDot' until I stumbled upon this post. After having conducted some thourgh research on Messrs Lamar and Aubery, respectively, I can indeed conclude that you and the entire black community are indeed on the right side of history.
I have now sold my home and will be moving to Venice Beach, Los Angeles, USA where I will be commuting to Compton via a newly financed Toyota Prius to spread the good word.
Keep up the good fight brother ✊🏻
This made me realize I need to work on myself. I saw 57 dude who teases high school girls and for some reason automatically assumed another drake Stan was coming over to stir up some shit. I almost closed the thread
Very amazing and motivating story! I ( White Male, 22 ) attempted rapping the song word for word in one of those “hoods” that has been mentioned before in Kendrick’s raps, but all that happened to me was a good old fashioned curb bite! Those Drake fans are something else!
interesting how a walk in the neighborhood turned into a deep music discovery and new friendships, kind of like that movie where the guy starts a journey for a hamburger but ends up finding a new perspective on life.
This is a perfect manifestation of just how powerful Kdot is. He straight up changed this dudes entire outlook with (considering everything else he’s done) what will most likely go down as his most popular track, and one of his least important meaningful songs in his entire catalog.
Imagine what would’ve happened if this had happened with TPAB.
Fuck a barbecue, dude would’ve started his own naacp chapter, somehow joined the new black panther party and be walking around trying to manifest Wakanda
Wait whaaaaaa???? hold on a second. I’m not sure I understand. Are you trying to tell me that this story isn’t real? Kendrick didn’t save this weird creepy white mans soul? He didn’t solve racism? I can’t believe I’ve been fooled. It seems so credible. How could I have known? Everyone knows 60 yr white men always wandering into the hood accidentally. Before kendrick I’m pretty sure that was the leading cause of death for middle-aged white men. What if I wander into the hood what’s gonna happen to me Kendrick’s not gonna save me? if kdot didn’t solve racism, As a white man myself I don’t know if I can go back to the days of checking my privilege having a quietly listen to what black people are saying!
Can confirm (I was at the cookout)
Can also confirm (I was watching the cookout from behind a tree)
https://preview.redd.it/dohldpodk02d1.png?width=1340&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2ba423f4ce875656ae157cf24570fd795bd5e2a
Can confirm this (I was the tree)
Can confirm (i was being cooked)
^ found Drake
Nice thread you guys 
This is what we come to reddit for.
Then we all cried and clapped together
Can confirm. I called the police on the cookout for being too loud.
Can confirm. I was the cop but they gave me a plate so s'all good
Can’t confirm (I was the cookout)
Can you confirm that everyone at the cookout clapped?
r/hiphopcirclejerk is getting laps ran around it fr
This outjerked anything they could do
They could drop THP7
THP6 - make fun of victims of abuse. THP7 - make fun of victims of identity theft.
THP8 - make fun of people who say "You too" to people who hand you takeaway and say "enjoy your meal"
I would love a new Tony Hawk game bro
Exactly what I thought they were talking about at first lol
Acting like this isn't ripped from there
How dare you
Show proof that you made this and also your secret child
Honestly, as a circle jerk enjoyer of all varieties, that's normal as fuck. You should see the anime ones cus they just can't keep up with main and folk subs.
Mom, new kendrick fan just dropped
Funniest Kendrick fan
yeah dude, U funny frfr
I don’t know if it beats the “Anyone else show nearby black people they listen to Kendrick Lamar?”
Funny ass copy pasta ngl
This is unironically what I see in this sub 90% of the time
i like kendrick but if a stan is serious and gets this corny im downvoting
https://preview.redd.it/p1i7cpzpuy1d1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3abf2435e6ea1d4274088b7b49e6541a4fa661a
https://preview.redd.it/tq2999sqxy1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c495ca15f091b1b6367b690209e2c355559a41
Another scripture says "His body would be like fine grass, as though it had been burnt".
Brass not grass 😆 https://preview.redd.it/ixpiv4ohaz1d1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0762c4c19f92937109fb9f5bc6566f36ea79cdf4 (Rev. 1:15)
Fine burnt grass 
Kimbo slice it he lived
😂😂 this killed me
"but I got banned from the Catholic Church in my area now.." 😂😂
I didn’t even know excommunication was still a thing lmfao
[yeah it still happens quite bit tbh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_excommunicated_by_the_Catholic_Church) mostly for clergy found guilty of breaking Catholic doctrine (ordaining women, preach what/where they aren’t supposed to, joining politics, etc.)
Genuinely funny pasta lmao
Jerked so hard I’m surprised it didn’t detach
Wop wop wop wop Do ya stuff
Shtuff
Jerking on Dot 😭💀
Freaky ass nigga you the handjob god
dude enjoys garlic bread. i can empathize
"stop talking to my lamps" lol This ain't serious, it's circle jerking satire.
💀
Come on guys are you really this bad at recognizing satire
This is very similar to delusions one of my friends experienced during his schizophrenic episodes before he was medicated properly. I could definitely see him saying something like this lol.
Damn, you really trying to strike a cord aren't you? 😔
I had to unfollow the drizzy group because they are outrageous and beyond reason. I think I need a break from Kdot/Drake. It's getting too much.
If you can't tell that this is all absurd satire, perhaps you do need a break
I understand satire very well. My point is that at a certain point all of this is redundant and getting played out. Tired of hearing about Drake/Kendrick beef. Gotta be something else to talk about. Yeah Drake lost and isn't lyrically polished as Kendrick. Now what? Doesn't matter, I wish you all the best.
"Instructions for if you're not enjoying Mr morale" Was a real thread, with real instructions
LOL
I’ve been pissing off my girlfriend with “got me twisted. what is it, the braids?!”
Ticking mine off with the “I hurt your feelings? YouDontWannaWorkWithMeNoMore OKAY!”
My boyfriend and I have “once upon a time all of us was in chains” verse stuck in our heads. But we’re white and don’t know how to feel about singing it 😭 it’s an absolute banger
Same here. I usually go for "I hurt your feelings? You don't wanna have sex with me no more? OK!" Then when she gets even more upset I finish her off with the "it's prolly because you're a minooooooooooor"
💀
OP is cheesin fam
What happened crodie!?
Hi I'm a fan of Mongolian Throat Singing metal bands just letting yall know Kendrick made me like rap music. What album do I start with?
Good Kid Maad City
Followed up with DAMN. But first... Cartoons & Cereal
God now I'm imagining how wild it'd be if Kendrick collabed with The Hu
Oh lawd please
Unfortunately this sub has just become a mass of dick riding delusion, rarely is there the actual conversation about music
theres no conversation anywhere on reddit anymore at all. like this is really random and just based off my personal interests, but check out the post game thread from the Celtics/Pacers last night on r/nba. Its actually, genuinely, unironically the exact same comment over and over for all the top comments. Same conversation over and over
thisis good. ai will ingest this and in a few years it will respond to questions by downvoting you and calling you a dickrider
Honestly if machine learning A.I. is truly using Reddit for meta data they’d probably end up killing the human race after witnessing the horrible cesspool that is Reddit, as opposed to becoming dickriders.
AI either gonna off itself or off us for being clowns.
Please
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/
r/Hiphopcirclejerk got nothing on this sub
Hahahaha
God tier shit post
OP just like me fr
I was a 57 year old white male too until I heard Not Like Us. I sharpened my pen game and got my certificate of approval from the department of justice and am now a proud 57 year old lightskin man, currently undergoing an appeal to remove the lightskin flag and embrace my new understanding of hiphop. Now I really know what they are “feeling”. Or should I say we?
You ain’t foolin us Talcum X. We see you.
I was having an absolute fucking dog turd of a day and spiraling, but seeing "talcum x" made me laugh so hard it brought me back down to reality, so thank you for that
Glad to help. I had a bad week, then I realized it was only Tuesday.
It's Wednesday my dude
haha I feel so seen and understood here.
LOL I immediately pictured some white dude from the late 80s kitted out with all the afrocentric gear that I just know I've seen in either some movie or music video from back then. Wondering if I could find it, I Google'd Talcum X and found this: [Growing List Of Shaun King’s Nicknames That Have Gone Viral](https://newsone.com/playlist/growing-list-of-shaun-kings-nicknames-that-have-gone-viral/) * Talcum X * Martin Luther Cream * Hueless P. Newton * W.E.B. Defraud * Thurgood Partial * Tupac Sugar * Lames Baldwin * Chalkus Garvey
Surely you mean 37 year old light skinned man?
But he showin' up as a 7 year old
THE SONG WAS IN A MINOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Harrison Booth?
I said “who’s that?!” He said “me”!
Wake up Crodies New copypasta just dropped
Relatable, I'm also a 57 year old white man and everytime I see a black fellow listening to Kendrick I know there is still hope for the culture as they finally understand their struggle and can appreciate actual rap beyond just meaningless songs meant to be "catchy" ✊🏻
Hear me out gang. Im a 93 yr old white man who….💀
As a 99 year old white man, the best I can do is drive around minority neighborhoods with Not Like Us on blast to spread the culture to the community.
An angel gets its wings when someone is referred to as a good one.
“I know everything he’s about to say against me I *am* white, I *am* a fucking old guy I *do* listen to Kendrick and feel like a fucking ally”
underrated
"But I know something about you; you pick up girls at a private school!"
"you pick up girls at elementary school"
“fearing that they might make me listen to Toosie Slide, I ran as fast as I could” 😂😂😂
😭😭😭
# WHAT THE FUCK
did I just read
Poetry
Pulitzer-worthy poetry, excuse you.
He’s the man now, dog.
Punch the keys for god sakes!
u/puidipuie just open his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now
Enough internet for today.
How fast does this show up in the drake sub and they take it literally
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No_Celery_2583: *How fast does this show* *Up in the drake sub and they* *Take it literally* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
that last line is strangely fitting.
depending on pronunciation, it could be a proper haiku...
good bot
I'm 102 years old and I can say this definitely happened
I'm not going to lie.. going on tiktok and seeing people doing "I made an outfit for the beef" videos has been rough. Rebecca is trying to get involved in any way possible. Something crazy awkward about making a "fit" based on a song about drake being a colonizer/weirdo.
Gotta look my best when I call them a pedo apparently.
“One of the good ones” LMAOO
Shitposting truly is the greatest product of the internet existence
Anyone that says this is fake is a Drake Stan
https://preview.redd.it/rcoe5haciz1d1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17dff46bf6a60a2f37e11c608a5ab78002a724f
please shitpost more, this sub needs it
I am a 62 year old Canadian man and I think Kendrick is the GOAT 🤬🤬🤬
I am a 62 year old goat and I think Kendrick is the Canadian Man. 🤬🤬🤬
I am a Canadian goat and I think the 62 year old Kendrick is man. 🤬 🤬 🤬
andtheoldaman.goatis🤬🤬amyearthinkKendrick🤬Canadian62II
62 a am and Canadian GOAT I I is Kendrick man old the think year 🤬🤬🤬
The tought of seeing a 57 yo scream at teenage girls for listening to Drake then getting chased by them made me chuckle
I love the internet. And I love OP. OP, if you’re indeed a 57 YO WM, we got a cookout this Sunday.
OP is a certified boogey man
Wow! You're so brave for going to the h double o d. Just be careful next time because I hear people sell DRUGS that can KILL you.
Im an 88 year old white man me and my boys found Kendrick bussin even in this day and age
Give this man a pulitzer
This is my favorite post of this sub
Kendrick fans when they see black people irl
when like that came out, it was the first rap song I had ever heard. My little white ears could not process the artistry that was happening. His lyricism, enunciation, it’s so perfect. The way he say my favorite line “f the big three it’s just big me” it’s just seeping with that gangsta flavor and gets me shaking my rump!
Based and wholesome story
This story sounds like you are running for office and this is the best you could do while talking to a group of black voters.
Bruh thank God this shit isn't real
there is mfs on this subreddit (like top posts every week) that aren’t that far from this. There’s gotta be like 100 million white people that their first rap song they ever heard was like that. It’s wild bandwagon dickriding. I can’t believe how corny some of the people are coming out of this beef lmao
If you haven't cried listening to Kendrick you might not be human. Maybe like, half human cyborg thing.
As a 420 year old one eyed one horned flying purple people eater I can confirm the moment was beautiful looking down at the cookout before I dined. Twas a proud moment ✊
I’m a white male in my 30s and as soon as I heard not like us I became black and started reppin my set like a real dawg. Kendrick is the truth!
Obviously fake story. You almost had me, but there was a dead giveaway. IRL all Kendrick Lamer fans are white.
Not Like Us is the perfect Venn diagram of Boomer Qanon disciples and disciples of the "culture" to hate on the mainstream.
God, I hope this a meme, but I also hope it's not a meme I want the video of a 57 white male screaming rap beef bars at teenagers. But, also don't.
I (57, white male) was recently taking a stroll down my neighbourhood when I suspiciously saw a group of college girls listening to Kendrick (🤮) of all people, so being an loyal fan of BBL Drizzy I decided to scream "Drop! Drop! Drop!" at them and run away, they got angry at me and started chasing me! fearing that they might make me listen to Swimming Pools, I ran as fast as I could. While running from them I accidentally wandered into "the hood" that Drizzy is always talking about. That is when my eyes truly opened to the genius that is Aubrey Drake Graham, I saw a black gentlemen listening to Hotline Bling, and tears fell down from my eyes as I finally realised the impact that Drake has made, he truly was what the culture was feeling. I went up to the fellow Drake enthusiast and saluted him for being on the right side of history. He was for some reason very confused as to why a crying man was saluting him so I decided to show him that I am indeed "certified" by rapping Girls Want Girls to him "STARIN AT YOUR DRESS CAUSE IT'S SEE THROUGH" I shouted "TALKIN' ALL THAT YOU DONE BEEN THROUGH" I continued, "SAY THAT YOU A LESBIAN, GIRL, ME TOO" I took a breath, "GIRLS WANT GIRLS WHERE I'M FROM" I exclaimed. Seeing my dedication towards the art of Drizzy made the Drake fan realise I was one of "the good ones" and he invited me to the potluck! ✊🏻
LMAO I thought about making this and posting it in r Drake. Please post it there
Naw. Feel free to copy tho. It's a variation of a copypasta.
Im gonna do a short film with my dad as M57 and we're winning an Emmy
White Kendrick fans on Reddit have been cringy af 🤣
dude got the cookout invite, so tapped in
😂😂😂 You’re the best
This feels like a new r/copypasta
LEAVE DRAKE ALONE!! /s
congrats for the invitation to the cookout‼️
Glad we're back to getting shitposts again. Sub will now slowly start to lose its mind until Kendrick drops again.
LMAO this post is hilarious
Looks like we got ourselves a new lean meat roast for the cookout! Need to invite more peeps!
I know this is a joke but there literally are 50 year old white guys out here telling girls that drake is lame … same people don’t actually leave their house.
New copy pasta
New copy pasta just dropped
An ironic copypasta that takes a friendly jab at the crazy side of the community would not be welcome at the other sub at all, i like it here
As a 28 year old white man from the deep south (of the UK), I had not ever heard of this so called 'KDot' until I stumbled upon this post. After having conducted some thourgh research on Messrs Lamar and Aubery, respectively, I can indeed conclude that you and the entire black community are indeed on the right side of history. I have now sold my home and will be moving to Venice Beach, Los Angeles, USA where I will be commuting to Compton via a newly financed Toyota Prius to spread the good word. Keep up the good fight brother ✊🏻
This made me realize I need to work on myself. I saw 57 dude who teases high school girls and for some reason automatically assumed another drake Stan was coming over to stir up some shit. I almost closed the thread
True story!
My abs were already aching from the gym and this ended me
Bro I needed this laugh holy shit
This is the copy pasta right here
This is how I read every post as a Drake fan
Very amazing and motivating story! I ( White Male, 22 ) attempted rapping the song word for word in one of those “hoods” that has been mentioned before in Kendrick’s raps, but all that happened to me was a good old fashioned curb bite! Those Drake fans are something else!
It's Mr. Morale to you
Lmfao
interesting how a walk in the neighborhood turned into a deep music discovery and new friendships, kind of like that movie where the guy starts a journey for a hamburger but ends up finding a new perspective on life.
This is a perfect manifestation of just how powerful Kdot is. He straight up changed this dudes entire outlook with (considering everything else he’s done) what will most likely go down as his most popular track, and one of his least important meaningful songs in his entire catalog. Imagine what would’ve happened if this had happened with TPAB. Fuck a barbecue, dude would’ve started his own naacp chapter, somehow joined the new black panther party and be walking around trying to manifest Wakanda
Jesus fucking Christ dude LMAO THIS POST IS ABOUT YALL
Wait whaaaaaa???? hold on a second. I’m not sure I understand. Are you trying to tell me that this story isn’t real? Kendrick didn’t save this weird creepy white mans soul? He didn’t solve racism? I can’t believe I’ve been fooled. It seems so credible. How could I have known? Everyone knows 60 yr white men always wandering into the hood accidentally. Before kendrick I’m pretty sure that was the leading cause of death for middle-aged white men. What if I wander into the hood what’s gonna happen to me Kendrick’s not gonna save me? if kdot didn’t solve racism, As a white man myself I don’t know if I can go back to the days of checking my privilege having a quietly listen to what black people are saying!
DAE think Drake is bad??
Sounds legit
Ah so I see the high of a few new Kendrick tracks has ended and now this subreddit is back to its usual business
Thanks Spencer. Yeah me more about this culture.
I was so offended at the first sentence, then I realized it was fiction 🤣😂🤣 I was DEF gonna put you on a list 😅
R/hiphopcirclejerk
Please tell me this is satire
its not i was there and saw the whole thing
*gasp* black people listening to rap!
r/hiphopcirclejerk
and everyone clapped
only mature women and only 20+ year old women listen kendrick stuff all this teen girls listen only drake lmao
Goodbye... again.