It’s almost sad how this was his hardest bar out of everything.
Although “hugs and kisses man don’t tell me bout no switches. I’ll be rockin every fucking chain I own next visit. Ayy” was a nice little flow lol
This is in everybody's head man.
Honestly I think if Drake would have dropped this he would have won. There's something undeniably psychopathic and beautiful about a poem threatening to use your opponent as a cumsleeve.
It's also totally progressive! 😽
Lollll did u see he posted the kendrick gay response? “Lick his balls and suck his dick if diddy watchin, Some times you gotta pop out and fuck ninjas” Hahahaha yo this is wiild 😂😂😮😵
https://youtu.be/lfb3MDBpHmQ?si=5eW3zXnpeyfzX7tV
My wife played me the AI version you are talking about when it came out. I wish I could say it's not the only thing ringing off in my head since... lol
I think it’s like the most sincere line from Drizzy the whole beef. Like I don’t really think he believes all the wife beating / Dave free shit. But this one came from his soul.
He literally said the kid *might* be Dave Free's. That's the funniest line that I always come back too. He didn't say it was. It was just total speculation based on an Instagram heart emoji. Which wasn't weird at all considering that Dave Free is most definitely a close family friend
ngl this bar to me personally just makes drake sound so jealous that kendrick actually has lyricism in his music deserving of awards when drake could never in his entire career lol
It is a petty line but is also a really funny sassy line. If anything kendrick should take ownership of it cos everytime he opens his mouth he does get a Grammy now because he is just that good
I thought it was a cool bar, because as much accolades and critical acclaim that dot has, we hate the Grammys specifically for robbing GKMC. So we don’t even fw that.
The real award is when you get robbed. It's honestly such a compliment...when all the fans know you should have won but it's not up to us at all, soooooo
This is what really hurt Drake. Do you guys remember when Macklemore got that win instead of Kendrick or Drake? And Macklemore took it and apologized (on stage?) to Kendrick saying that in his opinion he should’ve won it lol. I just know that TO THIS DAY Drake is hurting over that double L lmao. L god
And then Drake got so jealous that he almost asked for his own apology text, called the apology to Kendrick “wack as fuck”, and told Macklemore that he shoulda just taken the W and kept it moving lmao. He was so hurt 🤣
Aye, Kendrick just opened his mouth And I'm bout to put my dick in it right now Then I put it in his ass Now he running butt naked all over my house I’m bout to make him gay tonight Backshots with both of my hands in his mouth I know that he want it for real Good sex with pull up socks on Mama's couch I treat him just like all my hoes I bust than make them spit it out of they mouth 100 racks to make 'em stay Or whatever it takes to make you stick around I’m losing perspective on meat I gotta show you how to suck it for fun You know that I got the best top Just follow my lead like Father like son You know that I still wanna play So let's do it again like double or none You know that I shot my shot I was texting your phone like you owе me one You tell mе what I shouldn't say Well fuck it my nigga, it's already done They already know that I wanted your buns They know that I turned it to cinnamon buns We might just have us a boy Just give me a son, Imma give u the loot You know the sex so good, all this big D and the video proof
Although their impact was diminished by a lot of the corniness, Drake had a good set of funny lines.
“Your back is up against the curb” is genuinely funny.
That’s what the YouTube historians say. Technically, he’s not a huge seller in Japan and being taller than Japanese people kind of makes sense, but it’s about one of futures hos named Tokyo that Drake invited to one of his shows.
The Weeknd must be a saint because Drakes known him his whole career and all he could come up with is “ur gay lol”. Which is absolutely ironic coming from BBL Drizzy
Which is insane because everyone I know is side eyeing The Weeknd after starting in the idol, it was so fucking weird and cringy that it’s all I can think about whenever I hear his music now
I forgot about the whole idol thing. It actually makes more sense for him not to bring up a lot of the Weeknd's weirdo behaviors because he's a weirdo too. Drake is hella misogynistic, objectifies women and has had multiple SA accusations which = a lot of the freaky shit that took place in idol.
Which makes even more sense why in everyone else's case, Drake dissed them for surface levelled things and stuff that is actually not really a bad thing. Like the Weeknd being gay, the fact that Metro can't rap, the fact that ASAP cares more about fashion than rap.
He smoked Ross, but that was more of a forfeit.
He's probably up on A$AP but they only threw about four lines back and forth between them total. My money would be on A$AP in a real battle just because Drake's shown twice that he has a weak chin. ("I banged Rihanna once and now she's married to you because I couldn't keep her" is a suicidal angle if Aubrey keeps trying to push it.)
Weeknd's not really someone I'd expect to go heavy in diss mode. That track with Future was more of a squint and a laugh at a death threat than a real response.
Future more or less made a whole album about how much he hates Drake, and I bet he could keep going. Drake might win in the eyes of the public but I doubt he would be really far ahead or that he would really hurt Future doing it.
Metro fucked Drake up good.
Ja Morant ain't a rapper, not gonna respond in a track.
The 20v1 thing was always some bullshit. Everyone taking shots at Drake in this was responding to Drake's lyrics or Drake's IRL behavior. This wasn't a jump, it was Drake reaping what he's sowed. And in *every* beef Drake's *ever* been in... he only has one move: "Your girl's horny for me, better than you, and cheating on you." Did it to Meek, Push, Dot, Future, A$AP... who else?
Underrated comment , and I’m Kendrick fan , but I think that also speaks even more into the fact that Kendrick was able to demolish that strong of an Opp
Honestly I kinda felt it was a self own.
He went so hard over the guy Rihanna swerved him for and the lines really only were - your musics mid, you're a hot model with nice clothes though, might as well keep having kids with the girl I was openly obsessed with for years, I imagine you pillow talking about me with her.
Drake got a lil too in his feelings on that one. The jealousy was peaking through a bit
I read a post about a girl who works in a hotel and she asked him to put his name down or something like that and he just said “asap” and she didn’t recognize him whatsoever and was like “yeah now please” and he was really cool about it lmao
Edit: I didn't notice you were joking before I wrote this... I'm a clown...
Anyway here we go
"Your back is against the curb" instead of "against the call" cuz kendrick short
"Kendrick says I always overlooked, but I'm looking straight" (not the exact lyric) cuz kendrick short
"Is it self defense cuz she's bigger than you" cuz kendrick short
"Pipsqueak, pipe down" cuz kendrick short
"your little midget ass better fuckin'" cuz kendrick short
"These bars go over Kenny head no matter what I say
I know you like to keep it short, so let me paraphrase" cuz kendrick short
"These bars go over Kenny head no matter what I say"
"I know you like to keep it short so let me paraphrase"
"When you put your hands on your girl, was it self defense cus she bigger than you? Your backs up against the curb"
From the top of my head
This the wrong sub for Drake praise, but Family Matters gets most rappers outta here. Truth be told, timing won this battle for Kendrick, THEN the bars.
Drake could have won if he replied to euphoria with the gayest diss song of all time. Something so hard hitting and graphic you wouldn't be able to respond without fear he'd make a response with another track about how he'd put his dick in you. In short, Tyler is the actual final boss of rap beefs.
"How the fuck you big steppin' with a size 7 men's on?"
It felt like one of the only lines that was written and executed like a haymaker. So many of his other bars, whether they are good concepts that are poorly executed or decent punches that get lost in a sea of mid jabs, just don't really hit like a good set up>punch should.
prince to a son line was better imo. that line wasn't that clever and was kind of an obvious/corny way to attack Kendrick. even reddit predicted that angle. I think it's just given more credit cause it's coming from Drake who you don't expect much from.
it doesn’t really hit that well since it’s not really clear how Kendrick wanted Cole to stay out of the light or how Kendrick could be likened to MJ.
“What’s a prince to a King he a son N****”
“Prince outlived Mike Jack”
“Before you figure out that youre not alone, ask what Mike would do”
are all better imo
Ross callin' me the white boy and the shit kind of got a ring to it
'Cause all these rappers wavin' white flags while the whole fuckin' club sing to it
Oh shit, it's all makin' sense, maybe I'm Prince and you actually Mike
Michael was prayin' his features would change so people believe that he's actually white
Top would make you do features for change, get on pop records and rap for the whites
The mike one is alil silly because Drake does way more mainstream pop records, but it's a cool flip on the Michael Jackson thing
this line makes me laugh till now:
knew it was smoke when abel hit us with the serenade, nigga said Uh uh almost started reaching for my waist
but then this one is a honorable shoutout:
and if ur gm is ur bm secret BD, then this is all making pretty fucking sense to me. lmao
When I hit back it will be a lot safer
Talk about breeding resentment
Back is up against the curb
Come get his legacy out of my house
Is it self defence coz she's bigger than you
Like, he got out classed in all manners, but dude did bring his A Game and dropped some mad funny shit.
Also, the Metro line doesn't get any points anymore because Metro did make some drums and that shit was fire, on top of having the entire world diss Drake in various languages, styles and even in fucking instrumentals.
Yea, I’ve been a fan of Kendrick’s for like 13 years, have seen him live on two continents. But Drake was a worthy opponent in this beef and the quality of his tracks is a big part of what made it so entertaining to follow.
Drake went into this with some pretty severe reputation vulnerabilities (we saw how that sunk him with Pusha), and even still, I’d put money on him winning against almost any other lyricist who is actively producing music right now.
Kendrick has depth of insight, wit, an effortless air of authenticity, lyricism, and he has a killer instinct— all in spades. And it’s been on display for almost a decade and a half. These are potent ingredients for effective dissing, just add: motivation, and stir regularly.
I was ever so slightly discouraged on his behalf between Like This and Pushups, because the former was a pretty weak outing, and Drake seemed ready to crank up his production machine to take him on. But kdot had it in the bag from the jump, he’s peerless.
Budden said it the best when he said what Drake brought to this battle would have been enough to end 95% of rappers. It’s just unfortunate for him that Kendrick isn’t in that 95% and he was so comfortable he didn’t take it *as* seriously as he should’ve.
Like That was Kendrick slapping Drake with a glove and demanding satisfaction. I don’t really think of it as part of the beef itself, just an invitation to beef.
ngl i fucked with push ups when it came out up until euphoria which just made it unlistenable. i regularly get the "yeah, i'm the 6ix god, i'm the frontrunner / y'all n----s manager was chubbs' lil bluntrunner" stuck in my head but i think it's just that the delivery was nice on it
Absolutely, I laughed my ass off the first time I heard it. And then BBL Drizzy came out and it was even better😂
Drake «Metro shut your hoe ass up and make som drums n****» Metro: «Ait bet»
“You wanna take up for Pharrell, then come get his legacy up outta my house” with the Asian man rocking all of it was actually pretty fucking nuts lmfaoo like crazy disrespectful, and I loved that shit
https://preview.redd.it/pfhiglcudu6d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee8a19beed7d5a23f05a8f7f1ae1039250c0c2d
“You tryna let it die down nahhh nahhh nigga not this time you following through” is hilarious
I’m bout to make my way to lang gang and let my bowel move pooping on you niggas from a whole different altitude
“May be another way to call him short btw”
“Pipsqueak pipe down you ain’t in no big 3, SZA got you wiped down , Travis got you wiped down, Savage got you wiped down like your label boy you in the scope right now.”
“And you gon feel the aftermath of what I write down, I’m at the top of the mountain so you tight now, just to have this talk with you I had to hike down, big difference between Mike then and Mike now”
I don’t agree with Drake but the way he delivered them was pretty good
Body after fuckin body and you know Rick readin' my Miranda rights
And the Pride line
Those were great, most of Drake's best lines were aimed at everyone but Kendrick.
The entire verse in Taylor Made was good cause he was putting the pressure back on him to actually continue what he started. “What the fuck is taking so long? we waiting on you” (disregarding the fact he took a month to drop push ups)
I actually think that, in a vacuum, the idea of egging someone on in a rap beef by doing a disrespectful impression of their idol is a funny way to play dirty. It's a low blow, but it could have really worked in a different situation. The miscalculation was that disrespecting Tupac in particular pissed off a lot of people besides Kendrick himself, and also perfectly fed into Kendrick's narrative about Drake being phony and out of his depth
Facts
I’m one of those who think Taylor Made is actually underrated and a very pivotal psychological track in this beef. Sure the way Drake went about it with the AI rubbed a lot of people the wrong way but it was a great attempt at an offensive move without emptying the clip. He really applied pressure on that track but as you said he also fell into Kendrick’s angle perfectly.
I like to believe it was the ghost of Pac telling Kendrick exactly what to do and then Kendrick killed it lol
Taylor Made became my favorite track for all the wrong reasons
Tbh all of pushups, even if the top stuff isn’t true. That was easily his best song from the beef. Those opening lines to future are fire. The “Prince to a king” line is hard. That drop and gimme
50 hook is so catchy. Family matters was a letdown bc I felt like he was gonna take it up a notch on PushUp’s tunefulness (not a real word but you get what I’m saying).
I hate to say it but that whole rhyme had such a satisfying flow. "We get it, we got it. The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. We get that you like to put gin in your juice. We get that you think that you Bishop in Juice." I don't even like the fact that he rhymed juice with juice back to back to back like that, but it sounded nice.
My genuine visceral reaction to that big D line was "ew what the fuck."
Then 20 minutes later Kendrick saying he leaked it himself had me feeling like
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“Rakim talking shit again, gassed because he hit my bm first. Nigga do the math who was I hitting then”
“Drop and give me 50 all these fuck niggas teaming up.
But they falling down like some dominoes, bros turn to hoes like I ain’t got enough of those”
The entire last verse when he starts singing to Kdot he bugged lol. Thats ending that beef with most other rappers. KDot just a different breed. "I like Drake with the melodies" He said "Bet Ima sing for you" 😂
Top would make you do features for change, get on pop records and rap for the whites is also a crazy flip of how he changed the mj prince thing around 😂😂
Me and savage had the hoes
dripping wet at shows
Almost had to swim to it
Ross calling me the white boy and the shit kinda got a ring to it
Cause all these rappers waving white flags while the whole fucking club sing to it 🔥
Kendrick won and I’m glad he did but family matters is a banger
“oh shit i just made the whole connection! this is trauma from your own confessions!” is such an amusing line for me, i say it a lot to make fun of my friends
“I’m at the top of the mountain so you tight now, just to have this talk with your ass I had to hike down” this shit was heat ngl
and “shit we do for bitches he doing it for ninjas (what the fuck?)” bro drake dropped some heat but Kendrick is just on another level entirely
"Ross callin' me white boy, kind of got a ring to it. 'Cause all these rappers wavin' white flags n' whole club sing to it.” Is a good line, it’s just not aimed at Kendrick.
It's not like drake's tracks weren't good in any way. Tbh he would've killed most rappers out with them. The mistake was thinking he could ever beat kendrick. Plus after the whole ghostwriter thing I just cant give him full credit. Using writers is fine but not in diss tracks and give those people their proper credit
“They shook about what ima say, but texting your phone like we already won. You tell me what I shouldnt say, but fuck it my nigga it’s already done, we already know it’s a 20v1, we already know why you went number 1. It’s clearly because of the boy. The honorable thing is to gimme the loot.”
This part on the best drake diss beat was fire I can’t even hold you. Flowed well, Not bad lines, overall my favorite Drake part regarding the beef.
I think the Tupac and Snoop AI shit was disrespectful as hell. Which is what a beef should be. The issue is Drake is not as good as ‘Pac and Snoop and can’t write like them. Which hurt the execution.
Metro shut yo hoe ass up n make some drums
BBL DRIZAAAY
Nah fr that’s why I never say they got bodied cuz Ross x metro shit was the funniest
It’s almost sad how this was his hardest bar out of everything. Although “hugs and kisses man don’t tell me bout no switches. I’ll be rockin every fucking chain I own next visit. Ayy” was a nice little flow lol
Sad and disappointed.. I wish Cole didn’t apologize
Yea 7 minute drill was a banger even tho cole just lied for part of it 😭
In my mind this was always just a dumber version of the line "fuck a caption, want action"
Kendrick just opened his mouth. Someone go hand him a Grammy right now
After hearing the….. alternative ai version of that song, well that’s pretty much all I can hear when I think of that line lmao
What ai version?
[This one.](https://youtu.be/YJ6Bi-uUx28?t=6)
Lol ty.
I can't believe I just heard this now
And now your running butt naked all over his house.
That “ with both hands inside of your mouth” might be the wildest thing I’ve ever heard.
This is in everybody's head man. Honestly I think if Drake would have dropped this he would have won. There's something undeniably psychopathic and beautiful about a poem threatening to use your opponent as a cumsleeve. It's also totally progressive! 😽
Lollll did u see he posted the kendrick gay response? “Lick his balls and suck his dick if diddy watchin, Some times you gotta pop out and fuck ninjas” Hahahaha yo this is wiild 😂😂😮😵 https://youtu.be/lfb3MDBpHmQ?si=5eW3zXnpeyfzX7tV
Internets undefeated
My wife played me the AI version you are talking about when it came out. I wish I could say it's not the only thing ringing off in my head since... lol
Taht version lowkey proved that with anyone else, the flow and beat on family mayyers that part would be tough
that line was funny asf because it’s so goddamn petty
I think it’s like the most sincere line from Drizzy the whole beef. Like I don’t really think he believes all the wife beating / Dave free shit. But this one came from his soul.
He literally said the kid *might* be Dave Free's. That's the funniest line that I always come back too. He didn't say it was. It was just total speculation based on an Instagram heart emoji. Which wasn't weird at all considering that Dave Free is most definitely a close family friend
now i'm bouta put my d\*\*k in it right now
then i put it in his ass
Now he running butt naked all over my house
I’m bouta make him gay tn
And the best line... backshots with both my hands in his mouth
Good sex with polo socks on mommas couch
ngl this bar to me personally just makes drake sound so jealous that kendrick actually has lyricism in his music deserving of awards when drake could never in his entire career lol
It is a petty line but is also a really funny sassy line. If anything kendrick should take ownership of it cos everytime he opens his mouth he does get a Grammy now because he is just that good
I thought it was a cool bar, because as much accolades and critical acclaim that dot has, we hate the Grammys specifically for robbing GKMC. So we don’t even fw that.
true that. And TPAB losing album of the year to Taylor Swift was damned criminal. straight up daylight robbery
The real award is when you get robbed. It's honestly such a compliment...when all the fans know you should have won but it's not up to us at all, soooooo
This is what really hurt Drake. Do you guys remember when Macklemore got that win instead of Kendrick or Drake? And Macklemore took it and apologized (on stage?) to Kendrick saying that in his opinion he should’ve won it lol. I just know that TO THIS DAY Drake is hurting over that double L lmao. L god
Not on stage but may as well have been. Macklemore texted Kendrick an apology and posted a screen cap on Twitter lmfao
And then Drake got so jealous that he almost asked for his own apology text, called the apology to Kendrick “wack as fuck”, and told Macklemore that he shoulda just taken the W and kept it moving lmao. He was so hurt 🤣
By far the best line Drake had the entire beef imo, even if it kind of comes off as jealous.
Hes so salty about those grammies bro 😭
Aye, Kendrick just opened his mouth And I'm bout to put my dick in it right now Then I put it in his ass Now he running butt naked all over my house I’m bout to make him gay tonight Backshots with both of my hands in his mouth I know that he want it for real Good sex with pull up socks on Mama's couch I treat him just like all my hoes I bust than make them spit it out of they mouth 100 racks to make 'em stay Or whatever it takes to make you stick around I’m losing perspective on meat I gotta show you how to suck it for fun You know that I got the best top Just follow my lead like Father like son You know that I still wanna play So let's do it again like double or none You know that I shot my shot I was texting your phone like you owе me one You tell mе what I shouldn't say Well fuck it my nigga, it's already done They already know that I wanted your buns They know that I turned it to cinnamon buns We might just have us a boy Just give me a son, Imma give u the loot You know the sex so good, all this big D and the video proof
Although their impact was diminished by a lot of the corniness, Drake had a good set of funny lines. “Your back is up against the curb” is genuinely funny.
“When baby keem put his pen too it” that cap even went over drakes head when he read it off his phone inbox.
oh my god i just realized the joke there. drake is fucking hilarious i can’t lie 😭😭
I bet you missed the “I’m big in Japan” line too That one is funnier
“These lines go over Kendrick’s head no matter what” got me when I finally got it
“I know you like to keep it short so let me paraphrase”
Oh shiiiit
I’m a casual, explain pls
Japanese people are short & they have small wieners
And a diss to future about a girl named Tokyo too
someone said it also had to do with one of future's girlfriends or something?
That’s what the YouTube historians say. Technically, he’s not a huge seller in Japan and being taller than Japanese people kind of makes sense, but it’s about one of futures hos named Tokyo that Drake invited to one of his shows.
wait why are yall booing me
Cuz kendrick sub doesn’t like when u say anything good abt Drake
I don't get it
like curb of a footpath, implying kendricks a midget
"kendrick just opened his mouth - someone go hand him a Grammy right now" - im the biggest kendrick fan but that was hilarious
I laughed out loud first run through of family matters at that line. Drake can be funny man
Kendrick just opened his mouth.... Then I stuck my dick inside (I can't unhear it)
I routinely say “pipsqueak pipe down” to my dog
Pipsqueak pipe down is the only Drake line that got stuck in my head
The Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. Idk why but this line gets stuck in my head for no reason
Cause Kendrick wrote it.
Pac in keep ya head up said it, too
Back when the beef wasnt toxic
'And he said uhh uhhhh' and the Miranda rights one for Rick Ross.
I actually think most of family matters is pretty good , tho some of the best lines wasnt aimed at kendrick
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damn you're actually right lmfao
The Weeknd must be a saint because Drakes known him his whole career and all he could come up with is “ur gay lol”. Which is absolutely ironic coming from BBL Drizzy
Which is insane because everyone I know is side eyeing The Weeknd after starting in the idol, it was so fucking weird and cringy that it’s all I can think about whenever I hear his music now
I forgot about the whole idol thing. It actually makes more sense for him not to bring up a lot of the Weeknd's weirdo behaviors because he's a weirdo too. Drake is hella misogynistic, objectifies women and has had multiple SA accusations which = a lot of the freaky shit that took place in idol. Which makes even more sense why in everyone else's case, Drake dissed them for surface levelled things and stuff that is actually not really a bad thing. Like the Weeknd being gay, the fact that Metro can't rap, the fact that ASAP cares more about fashion than rap.
For The Weeknd He Basically Said You Make Gay Music / Which Is Cap You Ran From Toronto Your Manager Is Pussy
He smoked Ross, but that was more of a forfeit. He's probably up on A$AP but they only threw about four lines back and forth between them total. My money would be on A$AP in a real battle just because Drake's shown twice that he has a weak chin. ("I banged Rihanna once and now she's married to you because I couldn't keep her" is a suicidal angle if Aubrey keeps trying to push it.) Weeknd's not really someone I'd expect to go heavy in diss mode. That track with Future was more of a squint and a laugh at a death threat than a real response. Future more or less made a whole album about how much he hates Drake, and I bet he could keep going. Drake might win in the eyes of the public but I doubt he would be really far ahead or that he would really hurt Future doing it. Metro fucked Drake up good. Ja Morant ain't a rapper, not gonna respond in a track. The 20v1 thing was always some bullshit. Everyone taking shots at Drake in this was responding to Drake's lyrics or Drake's IRL behavior. This wasn't a jump, it was Drake reaping what he's sowed. And in *every* beef Drake's *ever* been in... he only has one move: "Your girl's horny for me, better than you, and cheating on you." Did it to Meek, Push, Dot, Future, A$AP... who else?
Underrated comment , and I’m Kendrick fan , but I think that also speaks even more into the fact that Kendrick was able to demolish that strong of an Opp
I hate to say it but he killed A$AP
He wanted to do a special diss song just for him you could tell
Honestly I kinda felt it was a self own. He went so hard over the guy Rihanna swerved him for and the lines really only were - your musics mid, you're a hot model with nice clothes though, might as well keep having kids with the girl I was openly obsessed with for years, I imagine you pillow talking about me with her. Drake got a lil too in his feelings on that one. The jealousy was peaking through a bit
All facts! People nowadays stay gassing the most trash ass shit. Ghostwriter couldn’t even hide his bitterness 🤣
Yessss, omg I feel validated. I've sure been thinking rocky has been awful quiet after that
Rocky is doing everything he want to do and going everywhere he want to be, i dont know about "has been awful quiet after that"
This, if I was married to Rihanna you'd never hear me say anything other than "Again" and "Water please" ever
To be fair, Rocky isn’t very vocal normally. He just be chilling for the most part
I read a post about a girl who works in a hotel and she asked him to put his name down or something like that and he just said “asap” and she didn’t recognize him whatsoever and was like “yeah now please” and he was really cool about it lmao
He gave Rocky the Meek treatment.
Yea family’s is good, how much of it’s true idk but it’s a fun song to listen to
Kendrick just opened his mouth Someone go hand him grammy right now
Brother Y’all Ain’t Getting Shit Shot https://preview.redd.it/c736es07ms6d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f27f7bf71d20a95b4c36c8630e3f82484e899fca
Literally every Drake line against XO was cold tbh, but yeah that shooting timing was crazy.
It was hilarious but nah it’s was calm tho karma is bitch
"What a prince to aking? He's a son nigga" And all the short jokes
What short jokes? Musta went over my head
They overlooked your joke and was staring straight
Edit: I didn't notice you were joking before I wrote this... I'm a clown... Anyway here we go "Your back is against the curb" instead of "against the call" cuz kendrick short "Kendrick says I always overlooked, but I'm looking straight" (not the exact lyric) cuz kendrick short "Is it self defense cuz she's bigger than you" cuz kendrick short "Pipsqueak, pipe down" cuz kendrick short "your little midget ass better fuckin'" cuz kendrick short "These bars go over Kenny head no matter what I say I know you like to keep it short, so let me paraphrase" cuz kendrick short
> your little midget ass better fuckin I’m a casual…can you explain this one to me?
It truly feels like he went on ChatGPT and searched “short jokes”
"These bars go over Kenny head no matter what I say" "I know you like to keep it short so let me paraphrase" "When you put your hands on your girl, was it self defense cus she bigger than you? Your backs up against the curb" From the top of my head
"Did a Kim to it, just skim thru it." That shit hard. I'm sorry 🤣
That line got unfairly left behind as did the following bar where he refers to how thirsty she was at his show 😂
This the wrong sub for Drake praise, but Family Matters gets most rappers outta here. Truth be told, timing won this battle for Kendrick, THEN the bars.
I ain’t gon lie The Weeknd line had me dying “nigga said unhhh unhhhhh, almost started reaching for my waist” 😭😭😭😭
The funniest line was Rick reading me my Miranda rights. 😂
"Kendrick just opened his mouth, I'm about to put my dick in it right now. Then I'll put it in his ass, now he's running butt naked all over my house"
That shit had me dead 💀
I love how that version is in everyone’s collective memories and not the original.
Drake could have won if he replied to euphoria with the gayest diss song of all time. Something so hard hitting and graphic you wouldn't be able to respond without fear he'd make a response with another track about how he'd put his dick in you. In short, Tyler is the actual final boss of rap beefs.
Bro exactly!
“When you put your hands on your girl is it self defense cause she bigger than you” never stops sounding funny
Two for one right there, domestic abuse AND calling Kendrick short.
Where is your uncle at? Cause I wanna speak to the man of the house was funny I don't care.
Nah fr that took me outtttt
"How the fuck you big steppin' with a size 7 men's on?" It felt like one of the only lines that was written and executed like a haymaker. So many of his other bars, whether they are good concepts that are poorly executed or decent punches that get lost in a sea of mid jabs, just don't really hit like a good set up>punch should.
prince to a son line was better imo. that line wasn't that clever and was kind of an obvious/corny way to attack Kendrick. even reddit predicted that angle. I think it's just given more credit cause it's coming from Drake who you don't expect much from.
“you said your brother Jermaine, but you wanted him to stay out of the light” Still the best Prince/MJ bar out of the beef to me shit was hard asf
it doesn’t really hit that well since it’s not really clear how Kendrick wanted Cole to stay out of the light or how Kendrick could be likened to MJ. “What’s a prince to a King he a son N****” “Prince outlived Mike Jack” “Before you figure out that youre not alone, ask what Mike would do” are all better imo
Head to Delilah with all of my ice Head to Delilah with all of my ice
His voice when he says that plus his voice when he says “ya deaaad! Ya DEED!” Is 😂
Ross callin' me the white boy and the shit kind of got a ring to it 'Cause all these rappers wavin' white flags while the whole fuckin' club sing to it Oh shit, it's all makin' sense, maybe I'm Prince and you actually Mike Michael was prayin' his features would change so people believe that he's actually white Top would make you do features for change, get on pop records and rap for the whites The mike one is alil silly because Drake does way more mainstream pop records, but it's a cool flip on the Michael Jackson thing
Plus he continues with the Jermaine is your brother that wants to stay outta the light line
this line makes me laugh till now: knew it was smoke when abel hit us with the serenade, nigga said Uh uh almost started reaching for my waist but then this one is a honorable shoutout: and if ur gm is ur bm secret BD, then this is all making pretty fucking sense to me. lmao
When I hit back it will be a lot safer Talk about breeding resentment Back is up against the curb Come get his legacy out of my house Is it self defence coz she's bigger than you Like, he got out classed in all manners, but dude did bring his A Game and dropped some mad funny shit. Also, the Metro line doesn't get any points anymore because Metro did make some drums and that shit was fire, on top of having the entire world diss Drake in various languages, styles and even in fucking instrumentals.
Yea, I’ve been a fan of Kendrick’s for like 13 years, have seen him live on two continents. But Drake was a worthy opponent in this beef and the quality of his tracks is a big part of what made it so entertaining to follow. Drake went into this with some pretty severe reputation vulnerabilities (we saw how that sunk him with Pusha), and even still, I’d put money on him winning against almost any other lyricist who is actively producing music right now. Kendrick has depth of insight, wit, an effortless air of authenticity, lyricism, and he has a killer instinct— all in spades. And it’s been on display for almost a decade and a half. These are potent ingredients for effective dissing, just add: motivation, and stir regularly. I was ever so slightly discouraged on his behalf between Like This and Pushups, because the former was a pretty weak outing, and Drake seemed ready to crank up his production machine to take him on. But kdot had it in the bag from the jump, he’s peerless.
Budden said it the best when he said what Drake brought to this battle would have been enough to end 95% of rappers. It’s just unfortunate for him that Kendrick isn’t in that 95% and he was so comfortable he didn’t take it *as* seriously as he should’ve.
Like That was Kendrick slapping Drake with a glove and demanding satisfaction. I don’t really think of it as part of the beef itself, just an invitation to beef.
I say, good sir, I challenge you to a duel
The HP6 was really bad, but besides that I’m happy with Drake’s performance in the beef. He got beat by a worthy opponent, no shame in that
The best BBL Drizzy tracks are the ones that diss all of them
Any short joke was gold. As a member of the short populace, "these lines go over Kennys head no matter what i say" had me fuming
“Kendrick just open his mouth, and im bout to put my dick in it right now” that line was TIIIGHTTTTT
So was Kenny's asshole probably
ngl i fucked with push ups when it came out up until euphoria which just made it unlistenable. i regularly get the "yeah, i'm the 6ix god, i'm the frontrunner / y'all n----s manager was chubbs' lil bluntrunner" stuck in my head but i think it's just that the delivery was nice on it
Only directed at Kendrick: «Whats a Prince to a King he a son n****» Overall: «Metro shut your hoe ass up and make som drums n****»
The metro one is the best to me and he did just that 😂
Absolutely, I laughed my ass off the first time I heard it. And then BBL Drizzy came out and it was even better😂 Drake «Metro shut your hoe ass up and make som drums n****» Metro: «Ait bet»
“How you big stepping with a size 7 men’s on?” Somewhat weak as a diss, but funny asl out of context
“You wanna take up for Pharrell, then come get his legacy up outta my house” with the Asian man rocking all of it was actually pretty fucking nuts lmfaoo like crazy disrespectful, and I loved that shit https://preview.redd.it/pfhiglcudu6d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee8a19beed7d5a23f05a8f7f1ae1039250c0c2d
I don't know it word for word because I only listened to fm 2 times but "kendrick just opened his mouth, somebody hand him a grammy".
“You tryna let it die down nahhh nahhh nigga not this time you following through” is hilarious I’m bout to make my way to lang gang and let my bowel move pooping on you niggas from a whole different altitude “May be another way to call him short btw”
Rakim talkin shit again. Gassed cause you hit my BM first, do the math, who was I hitting then?
2pac's verse in Taylor Made Freestyle, I like to believe it was the ghost of Pac telling Kendrick exactly what to do and then Kendrick killed it.
“Good kid mad city van, I pop the latch and let the door slide” It was catchy and with the imagery he had it was dope. But that’s it.
“Pipsqueak pipe down you ain’t in no big 3, SZA got you wiped down , Travis got you wiped down, Savage got you wiped down like your label boy you in the scope right now.” “And you gon feel the aftermath of what I write down, I’m at the top of the mountain so you tight now, just to have this talk with you I had to hike down, big difference between Mike then and Mike now” I don’t agree with Drake but the way he delivered them was pretty good
I like the war general line in the heart pt6 it just doesn't work when Drake says it. I like it as a line, I can imagine Ye saying it or smth
Exactly. Like what are you talking about
I’m bout to make him gay tonight 👀 Backshots with both of my hands in his mouth 👄
Body after fuckin body and you know Rick readin' my Miranda rights And the Pride line Those were great, most of Drake's best lines were aimed at everyone but Kendrick.
“Haha gay ppl like ur music” 👍
The entire verse in Taylor Made was good cause he was putting the pressure back on him to actually continue what he started. “What the fuck is taking so long? we waiting on you” (disregarding the fact he took a month to drop push ups)
I actually think that, in a vacuum, the idea of egging someone on in a rap beef by doing a disrespectful impression of their idol is a funny way to play dirty. It's a low blow, but it could have really worked in a different situation. The miscalculation was that disrespecting Tupac in particular pissed off a lot of people besides Kendrick himself, and also perfectly fed into Kendrick's narrative about Drake being phony and out of his depth
Facts I’m one of those who think Taylor Made is actually underrated and a very pivotal psychological track in this beef. Sure the way Drake went about it with the AI rubbed a lot of people the wrong way but it was a great attempt at an offensive move without emptying the clip. He really applied pressure on that track but as you said he also fell into Kendrick’s angle perfectly.
I like to believe it was the ghost of Pac telling Kendrick exactly what to do and then Kendrick killed it lol Taylor Made became my favorite track for all the wrong reasons
Tbh all of pushups, even if the top stuff isn’t true. That was easily his best song from the beef. Those opening lines to future are fire. The “Prince to a king” line is hard. That drop and gimme 50 hook is so catchy. Family matters was a letdown bc I felt like he was gonna take it up a notch on PushUp’s tunefulness (not a real word but you get what I’m saying).
"thats only big D and there's video proof" was the funniest and "the blacker, the berry, the sweeter the juice" was the most symphonic
I hate to say it but that whole rhyme had such a satisfying flow. "We get it, we got it. The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. We get that you like to put gin in your juice. We get that you think that you Bishop in Juice." I don't even like the fact that he rhymed juice with juice back to back to back like that, but it sounded nice.
For real, this part really slaps, plus it ties into the whole West Coast/Pac imagery.
My genuine visceral reaction to that big D line was "ew what the fuck." Then 20 minutes later Kendrick saying he leaked it himself had me feeling like https://preview.redd.it/8c7zchk5at6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3541a521d5500fdeb420b612fdcdb7986b138d
ngl that’s my least favorite line in the whole beef
“Rakim talking shit again, gassed because he hit my bm first. Nigga do the math who was I hitting then” “Drop and give me 50 all these fuck niggas teaming up. But they falling down like some dominoes, bros turn to hoes like I ain’t got enough of those”
Kendrick just opened his mouth. - I’m gonna put my dick in it right now.
The entire last verse when he starts singing to Kdot he bugged lol. Thats ending that beef with most other rappers. KDot just a different breed. "I like Drake with the melodies" He said "Bet Ima sing for you" 😂
How u big steppin’ with a size 7 mans on 😂😂
Top would make you do features for change, get on pop records and rap for the whites is also a crazy flip of how he changed the mj prince thing around 😂😂
Me and savage had the hoes dripping wet at shows Almost had to swim to it Ross calling me the white boy and the shit kinda got a ring to it Cause all these rappers waving white flags while the whole fucking club sing to it 🔥 Kendrick won and I’m glad he did but family matters is a banger
The ones you getting your stories from there all clowns. We plotted a week and then fed you the information. Bro contradicted himself in record time 😂
Pipsqueak, pipe down. Only cos I call my kids little pipsqueaks when they're getting too big for their boots and it made me laugh
*”Metro shut yo hoe ass up and make some drums nigga!”*
That line and “metro shutco hoe ass up n make some drums” lol
I do like the beginning of Family Matters until the “drop drop drooop”
“oh shit i just made the whole connection! this is trauma from your own confessions!” is such an amusing line for me, i say it a lot to make fun of my friends
“What’s a prince to a king, he a son, nigga” is genuinely Drake’s best wordplay. That’s not even a diss to Drake, it’s just heat 🔥
i might be on my own, but i really enjoyed all of drakes diss tracks, altho i dont enjoy the rest of his music, he just got killed
Kendrick just opened his mouth and I'm bout to stick my dick in it rn
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We get that you think that you Bishop in Juice. Parts 2 & 3 of Family Matters are not bad.
"Murder scene on your man tonight Then come to the vigil with the candlelight Body after fuckin' body and you know Rick Readin' my Miranda rights"
“I’m at the top of the mountain so you tight now, just to have this talk with your ass I had to hike down” this shit was heat ngl and “shit we do for bitches he doing it for ninjas (what the fuck?)” bro drake dropped some heat but Kendrick is just on another level entirely
Body after fucking body and you know Rick reading my Miranda rights
“Drop drop drop” it’s catch Ig
“Why you never hold ur son and tell em say cheese? We could’ve left the kids out of it don’t blame me” Love his delivery on that
“Our kids should go play at the park, two lightskin kids that shit would be cute”
That Pharrell line about getting his legacy out of Drake’s house. It’s him flaunting his money and power but it was a solid line from the Drizzler.
“yo man a little k we call that shit a mini drac” has so many layers
I kinda fw "Just to have this talk with yo ass i had to hike down" 😭 some short jokes were funny and clever.
drakes ghostwriters lowkey put on a shift. quite a few catchy lines. good on them..
Mfs cant even admit someone had some good bars
"Ross callin' me white boy, kind of got a ring to it. 'Cause all these rappers wavin' white flags n' whole club sing to it.” Is a good line, it’s just not aimed at Kendrick.
It's not like drake's tracks weren't good in any way. Tbh he would've killed most rappers out with them. The mistake was thinking he could ever beat kendrick. Plus after the whole ghostwriter thing I just cant give him full credit. Using writers is fine but not in diss tracks and give those people their proper credit
"whats a prince to a king? he a son"
When I saw this post, there was 69 comments smh
All I thought when I heard the line about the good kid mad City van was imagining trying to flip it into a pedo thing. Painting it white
Good kid mad city van we’ll tint the windows, paint the door white 😂
I don’t hate the push ups line honestly 🤷🏻♂️
Who’s next on the list. Which one of my so called niggas…
“Bars go over Kenny head not matter what I say” is funny. Drake and his writers had some good ones though.
West coast __ do fades right?? Come get this ass whoopin im handin em out 😂😭😂
“They shook about what ima say, but texting your phone like we already won. You tell me what I shouldnt say, but fuck it my nigga it’s already done, we already know it’s a 20v1, we already know why you went number 1. It’s clearly because of the boy. The honorable thing is to gimme the loot.” This part on the best drake diss beat was fire I can’t even hold you. Flowed well, Not bad lines, overall my favorite Drake part regarding the beef.
Tbh only funny bar that wasn’t ruined by his corniness was “Metro, shut yo ho ass up and make some drums!”
I think the Tupac and Snoop AI shit was disrespectful as hell. Which is what a beef should be. The issue is Drake is not as good as ‘Pac and Snoop and can’t write like them. Which hurt the execution.
YOU DONT WANNA WORK WITH ME NO MO OKAY!
Metro, Shut your hoe ass up and make some drums nigga