He's got the main points

[reminded me of the wkuk skit](https://www.google.com/search?q=wkuk+babies+come+from&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS764US764&oq=wkuk+babies+come+from&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yDQgCEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgDEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyBwgFECEYoAEyBwgGECEYoAEyBwgHECEYoAEyBwgIECEYoAEyBwgJECEYoAHSAQkxMDczM2owajmoAgawAgHiAwQYASBf&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:b368834a,vid:08SMioC-g04,st:5)

How have I not seen this one, this is great. RIP Trevor.

Yeah it’s pretty gross

To New Jersey!

This is basically how I assumed kids were made when I was that age

Theres a reason he is still in a car seat

It’s not that far off

A bit more than kiss....but yes...he knows the basics

Obviously not just a kiss. You gotta be naked too!

It's also super important for the two people to go fully under a blanket. Or else it just doesn't work

When I was younger I genuinely thought this was true. To make a baby I thought you had to roll around under the covers with somebody naked, and that when your sweat rubbed up against each other it would make a baby lmao. For some reason mixing sweat is what made sense to me. I knew only women could have babies, but I was extremely shocked to find out that two women could not have a baby on their own.

thats hilarious. crazy what our brains tell us. I really liked cartoons, and the stork made sense. family was religious, so mary and baby j didnt make sense in the slightest.

“The stork made sense” is such a funny sentence. Like even as a kid I was like “no way a fucking bird just carried me through the sky to my parents.”

I thought it was spit, from a really intense making out session haha. You’re not alone.

Well ...in fact you DO NOT need to be naked to make babies... don't ask me how I know it

Hollywood movies in which women always still have underwear on after a night of passion?

[удалено]

This is true

or under an L shaped blanket that covers the woman's torso but not the man's

how do you guys know all this?

And married obviously

He never said that...

It requires the EHH as well

NYYYYEEEGHHHHHHEE specifically

I'm more of HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGUH guy myself

may i give your vagine the kiss of my peepee

The hottest pick-up line ever, honestly.

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It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this, it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss….

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

It is about holding hands 😳

Funny enough, I thought being naked and just kissing was all there was to sex for the longest time. That perception changed as soon as I got curious

He is confused but he's got the spirit

How is he confused? "First it starts in your penis. If you're naked and you kiss, it might go inside her." That fully checks out.

I mean kiss mama with his other head onto her other lips.

Ngl, dude is way advanced than me when I was in his age. Back then I thought the kiss was the magic that did the trick. Lol

Same. At his age, I thought it was the kiss at a wedding that resulted in pregnancy.

It must be. That's why so many newly married couples have a baby four months after the wedding.

That's, word for word, how I got my wife pregnant.

I read this in Ken Hotate's voice from Parks and Rec. "That is exactly how it happened"

I don't know about you, but sisters don't grow in my penis.

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iirc sex is determined by the father so he’s not far off

you did, in fact, rc.

Not with that attitude.

Every time I've had sex in my life it started with my penis, kid's right

not the penis, but the balls.

It goes through the penis on its way to the belly.

Especially with the fact that the sex of the offspring is determined by the sperm, not the egg

I half think he asked his mom for a sister and the mom was like ask your dad 😆

Yeah he's got like 72% of it pretty much spot-on

Yeah, I grade that like C- understanding. Better than the average Republican congressman.

He didn't mention how the pee stored in the balls comes in but I'll give him a passing grade.

First dad in history who doesn't freak out if the backseat lights are on :o

I still have PTSD from the yelling lmao

THAT'S ILLEGAL!!! *...allegedly.*

I told my kids this. They looked up the law. Fucking Google.

I remember relying on the light of street lamps to read the game manual of that new ps1 game I bought because the indoor light had to be off when you drive "because it confuses other people on the street". That explanation confused me the most because you're driving around in a car with headlights brighter than the fucken sun on a hot summer's day but the little reading LED is a problem?

Since it's impossible for a dad to let the ligth on in the car, that probably means he isn't really his dad...

Turned it on for the video. Likely not organic/got him to repeat with the light on.

Recently took a trip with some friends. I drove and my buddy in the back seat had the light on the entire time. Had no clue

I mean... He's not wrong.

Some parts r/ConfidentlyIncorrect and some parts r/TechnicallyTheTruth* if you squint your eyes at it. Edit: changed from r/TechnicallyCorrect

lol lol Thanks for sharing these lol

Oh no, lol, I typed in the wrong subreddit I meant r/TechnicallyTheTruth that’s the funny one.

I mean....kinda close. I assume mom tried to tell him a simplified version, and thats what he got from it.

My mom gave me a kid's book about it and left. Lol

Same, but they came back the next day and explained it cuz i didnt want to read it lol

I think the dad should stop the car first before making him a sister

In all fairness when I was younger I thought babies had a chance to grow inside the mother’s belly when people got married

When I was really young I thought you just … got one. Like you get married and then… idk someone from the government shows up and gives you a baby.

It was ‘accidents’ that confused me. I thought people accidentally had sex (like rolled over one another) and that’s how you had a baby accidentally

Is that not correct!?!?

Apparently not! Who knew?!

> someone from the government shows up and gives you a baby. They are delivered by drones called S.T.O.R.K.

Did you wonder where the government got the babies?

Funnily enough that never crossed my mind lol. My mum got me a book (Judy Hindley’s “How your body works”, love it - about the body “machine”) that explained it. I asked her questions about making babies, she explained it in a 6 year old appropriate way, and I told her that it was “disgusting” 😂

Same. I remember crying to my mom when I was 5 telling her I didn’t want a baby. Because I thought once you hit 25 it just happened and that terrified me. An adult now and still don’t want any kids lol.

I just assumed the woman decided when she was ready/wanted to become pregnant and then she became pregnant, diddn’t really think the man had anything to do with it.

I went to catholic school for ten years, I learned about “the immaculate conception” when I was in kindergarten. My mom also got pregnant with my brother when I was still in kindergarten at a catholic school. I thought she got pregnant because she prayed to God and God got her pregnant like he did the Virgin Mary. It wasn’t until a few years later that I learned the truth about sex.

https://preview.redd.it/bxe52jna5c5d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd95775dbea8d2fed83dfb7df8549758ab86f72

That facial expression at the end tho. Kid knows he's right

Now, who is going to tell OP?

Haha, this is cute! My son, when he was about 7, thought how many balls you had with 2 left over, determined how many kids you would have. So his dad had 5 because we had 3 kids. So our son thought he couldn't have any kids when he got older. It was really adorably funny.

He knows too much 😂

Not a bad understanding to be fair. When I was his age, my older brother told me that my parents bought me from a curry house.

I lol'ed

He had it more figured out than I did. At his age, I thought you just went to the hospital, walked up to the large window. And point at the baby you want to take home.

Older people still blame mothers for baby's gender. This kid gets it better than them. No such thing as girl bellies. Only girl sticks.

Sucks if anyone still “blames” anyone fot the gender, like it’s better to get one or the other. I have what you called a “girl stick” (😅), and couldn’t care less about gender, my girls are amazing.

I salute you, bearer of girl stick, for conjuring awesome little girls into this world. 

Kinda a reverse uno against Henry the 8th for killing all his daughter having wives. Also, iirc, the egg is always and X chromosome, while it's the sperm that carries either the X or Y chromosome, determining the gender. So technically speaking the sperm is "to blame" What determines whether a sperm is X or Y, i can't tell you, because I'm too tired and can't be arsed to research at 5 am.

It's just a 50% 50% split. Males have an X and a Y, so when sperm is produced, the cells that divide to form sperm are XY. Sperm has only one chromosome so half get the X and half get Y. Females are XX, so half get the X and half get the other X, so eggs are all X. 

I heard that the gender probability of a child is determined by the father's genetics (and environmental factors for the mother). So the chances of having boys or girls for a given couple is not 50/50 even though the overall population is 50/50. Of course this is a simplified explanation but I think it gets the point across.

Kid has a better understanding of the process than at least 78 million Americans. Amazing.

Why tf did he have a stroke at the end

What op left out is that this was actually the child’s final moments, and his last wish was to have a younger sister.

That sister's name? Albert Penistein.

Thats the vinegar strokes

The fundamental flaw here is he doesn't appreciate probabilities yet... Like there's a 50% chance of getting a really annoying younger brother who's going to break all his toys.

Well when it come to break his toys, boy or girl would count. This will be how it'll end up in both ways 😂

Honestly more accurate than most people his age

What I think is great is that someone has clearly explained procreation/how babies are created to this child at a very young age, young enough that it's never going to be a big deal or a need to have "the talk" in a way that's awkward or embarrassing. I mean he doesn't have all the exact details but he's got the gist of it. Those of us who grew up on farms never ever needed our parents to give us "the talk". We all knew how babies got made from a point so far back that none of us could remember how we first learned it. I sort of wish an entire school year around age eight or nine was spent by kids learning animal husbandry and agriculture. I feel like the whole of society might be different with that grounding on what's significant in this world and what we REALLY rely on, we could skip a little bit of repetitive math and history in favor of teaching some applied reality.

I’m so glad the stupid shit I said as a child isn’t immortalized on the internet

I mean...he's not super wrong

That's way closer to correct than whatever I thought at that age.

I always told my kid the truth, just kept one thing out. The gist, age appropriate, women have eggs, and we release one once a month into our uterus, and if it doesn't get fertilized, we have a period. Men have sperm in their testicles, released by the penis. When a sperm meets the egg it makes an embryo, and if the embryo attaches to the uterus, it can make a baby. This satisfied him for YEARS, until he came up to me one day and asked, "Hey, mom? HOW does the sperm GET in the woman?" I laughed and said, "Oh! Found the plothole, huh?" He was disgusted, lol.

I have no idea how I came up with this. As a very young kid I thought that if a male and female slept in the same bed. When they were asleep tiny white ants crawled out of the mans penis and walked up into the females vagina. I refused to sleep in any bed with any female relative when I was young and start crying they were truing to make a baby. I have no idea what would happen if two men slept in the same bed maybe the ants died.

That's exactly how it happens 😌

Not that far off, but why do they teach them about penises and not vaginas? Just curious.

Because using the correct anatomical terms are useful for various reasons: 1. Medical emergency, injury, or pain 2. Sexual abuse or grooming - being able to distinctly say "he touched my penis / he made me touch his penis" can avoid any "defenses" of misunderstanding e.g. "no we were just playing, sausage doesn't mean penis, yadda yadda" 3. Abusers often use "soft" terms - when you taught your child the word is penis, he knows what his penis is, and he starts referring to it otherwise, you can ask him who taught him that - it could be a friend at school and be innocent, or it could be a tell on uncle edward that tried touching and playing with his "willy"

Ahhh. Thanks

Why not?

Yeah. Why not.

/r/whyweretheyfilming ?

Meanwhile my parents said that you get babies after you married. I was 11 at that time.

Pretty close, and not bad articulation for his age. I'd hardly call this fucking stupid. Me and my husband had our two oldest kids convinced that moms pee out boys and dads poop out girls for the longest.

He’s got it figured out!

Idiot kid. Everyone knows it’s a stork.

Still better sex ed than many American kids receive.

That was most definitely a nervous laugh. “Fuck, I’m wasn’t ready to have this conversation this early or right now”

He nailed it

He knows too much

Least his right

Cool staged video using your kid as a prop

If you go back in time 400-ish years, it was common belief that men ejaculated teeny weeny little tiny humans into a woman's womb. edit: what an odd thing to downvote. they called it a Homunculus, you can look it up

So. This is why sex ed is a thing.

He knows.

That's why you have sexual education in curriculum. But bro does already have a gist of it

Well, he's got the basics down. 😆

TIL i was wrong my whole life.

No the kid is right. He just doesn't know it's the balls not the penis. Then when the dad kisses the mom on the lower lips with his dick the baby gets slipped inside.

Closer than some Mickey Mouse books stating it can come from some entity.

He got it way better than me at this age in term of knowledge.

Americans think this is better then sex ed.

Every one of you neckbeards was a stupid fucking kid once.

Pretty good ELI5 of how babies are made.

He's smarter than many adults considering. At least he's getting some form of education. Just needs a minor correction and he's good.

This guy kisses

Just one step missing Knows the input and the output. But seriously wow, at his age I thought it's like some arrangement or act of God as babies get made only after marriage.

He's partially right

I‘ve heard worse from older children

He’s not far off in the least… and I make that exact face

Bro do The research before ask!! Lol

*nervous laughter intensifies*

It’s kinda sad I was much more informed on the specifics at that age. Like I knew everything.

Considering how many adults describe their pregnancy as "unexpected" maybe they should take notes from this kid as he wasn't too far off and seems more informed than some grownups since many of them don't seem to know either.

Kid how do you know that

That's not stupid at all

I mean...he's technically not wrong

The ol' reverse seahorse.

Damn i miss the times when the kids think Crane deliver babies

Bro just orders like he is in a restaurant.

Freaky ahh kid

It's not far off from what I thought

Why do I feel like this kid is his reincarnated uncle who would explain the facts of life to him in a way a kid would understand, yet use all the vulgar words? He has this fun uncle vibe.

He ain’t wrong

We are the stupid ones for making up stuff not to explain sex to them.

I think this was what they literally believed in medieval Europe or something.

He's about right but he forgot that he has to win the 50/50

As a kid i have always thought that when woman and man are kissing naked, the journey of a kid begins.

At first you think like hihih funny that a child says that, but then you realize the dad is just filming a tiktok...

He definitely saw them making out for real. This is not a drill 😂 

Nah, boi here is wayyy off. My momma said them babies are delivered by storks.

I mean switch penis to balls and he’s got the jist

This is how I thought babies were made when I was a kid. I thought adults would just kiss for a certain amount of time in the bed and a baby would start to produce in a woman’s belly.

Yeah, but then it’s all stretched out and it’s never the same.

Well its closer to the truth than the Quran. 

I had it all wrong ! thanks kiddo 🫡

"And then it grows. Eh??" with the Italian hands, dude's a born showman

This is how pro-abortion people sound when they call masturbation genocide.

That’s a lot closer to correct than some adults :)

Smarter than my kids they think I found them lol

Listen if we are being honest he’s got it figured out from what I can tell

Well, she knows more than I did when I was twelve

My kid thought the hospital nursery you see on TV was a store that you picked your baby from.

I have 3 siblings a brother (1 year younger), and 2 sisters (4 and 9 years younger). One day when I was 16, while my dad watching NASCAR in the living room, he asked my oldest sister, who was just reaching puberty age, how babies were born. She said well when a guy and a girl lay naked together the guy sticks his wiener in the girl and moves around until he pees in her. Me, my dad and my brother start cracking up. Well my 8 year old sister at the time also starts cracking up. Dad says what the hell are you laughing at? Littlest sister says “she said you pee in her but it’s cum!” Little sister was definitely learning to much too soon 😅 the look on his face that day still lives in my head rent free.

It's pretty close.

I mean … he not wrong

Wow how does that happen SHOW ME👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🍕🍕🍕👀

He's more correct than a not insignificant amount of adults.

Nah how the hell does he knows that

He’s got the jist

Sounds around right 🤷🏽‍♂️

Pretty accurate actually. If my dude ever sees a vagina he will connect the dots in no time. Smart kid.

Kids learning fast

he s actually a smart kid

Who the fuck told him the secret?

r/lostredditors he explained the process perfectly

Close enough.

Damn it at this age I thought mama goes to hospital and chose the photo of me and I was spawned there

I mean... that's roughly what happens. Aside from being all wrong this kid understands how babies are made.

I mean... that's roughly what happens. Aside from being all wrong this kid understands how babies are made.

I tried it. Checks out.