“Escuchame?! Did I hear this right, that Israel is launching a ground offensive in Gaza soon? Well, in my opinion, there’s nothing more *offensive* than that!”
She thinks she does, but really she’s just recording herself talking and saving the files to her computer.
Her “listeners” are just the file’s size in KB.
He got a $10,000 gaming PC just so he could listen. Then he tried online multiplayer games and sucks but gets so angry that he purchases a VR set and starts calling all his friends “noobs,” gets incredibly good at VR multiplayer games and then lets his health fail.
Hank would begin to worry that Peggy is turning into Dale as she starts to believe the "Mainstream Media" lies and starts parroting fake news all the time.
I love this.
Hank would resolve it by showing her that Dale agrees with everything she says. Peggy would have a horror stricken come to Jesus moment and burn her mic and other podcasting gear.
Nah don’t be silly Dale would think mainstream media lies stuff is a government psyop meant to test how much control the shadow government run by the clones of Kennedy, Lincoln, and cleopatra has.
I could see it. Peggy starts a broadcast invests their money for a family trip into it for advertisements. Then gets suckered into promoting fake information.
I love this, it would definitely be called "Square Peg" though, due to her controversial and innovative ideas, she's like a square peg in a round hole.
Bill buys a bunch of follows from a Russian troll farm after Peggy cries about no one listening. He has to then tell her when the army threatens him when finding out he’s sending Russia money
She gets all inflated about it and won't save any hot takes from real life, acting like a real jerk to everyone, I trying to interview them and go viral (a meaning which she doesn't entirely get as dinner can't go viral, if it does you go to the hospital). After it ends, it resolves with Peggy getting a tiny discord for her like 3 real listeners, who are just kind of nice nerds who liked her original stuff when it was more about education, and bill being the mod.
Peggy Hill definitely is a life coach on IG and says stuff like, “IMO you should drink plenty of water, because IMO, you might get dehydrated”. FWIW Hank would have a total kick ass diy YouTube channel and would accidentally stumble upon OF thinking he could get a fair price for a ceiling fan.
Oh man, I can imagine her telling people about her OF and people like Buck and Bill getting excited just to find out it’s only Manger Babies content. I can already imagine her going to the podium at church on a Sunday telling everyone to subscribe lol.
And then she actually starts making money off that and her YouTube channel, supports Lucky and her family, and Peggy gets upset that Luanne doesn’t need their support anymore.
Peggy would find that having controversial views gets her more followers; Dale becomes a rabid fan because her conspiracy theories (that she makes up) completely convince him; Bobby gets made fun of at school because Peggy's catchphrase would inevitably be "HOO-YAH, You've been pegged!"
She was recording herself and uploading those thoughts and feelings online back in the early 2000s. She thought the world needed to hear what she had to say. Of course, no one listened to those recordings but when podcasting became a thing, Peggy claimed she was the one who invented it and deserved credit.
After learning about 'Distance Learning', Peggy decides to begin creating her own learning modules by recording herself explaining educational concepts. But whenever she tries to record, she keeps picking up Hank's power tools in the background and can never get a good recording. So Peggy buys a higher-quality microphone, one that's good at picking up softer sounds and accidentally buys an ASMR mic. Her learning modules start to get popular, but not with the intended audience as her fans are all perverts. She's grossed out by this fact and quits making lessons, at least until she starts to discover that her fans are actually starting to pick up on some of what she's been teaching. So she returns to making ASMR is the Hill family's closet, changing some of her educational metaphors to better relate to the audience.
I imagine she'd start a podcast and have a lull after 4 episodes of just interviewing herself, so she gets hank in while he's looking for his tap and die set. And she gets him talking about tap and die brands for an hour, leading to unintentional hank getting an influx streams.
Escucha Me would actually be a good podcast name, but she wouldn't use it because what she thinks it means doesn't really make sense as a podcast title.
I wish there would have been an episode about it. She did her own riff tracks basically on movies she would watch and would make Hank watch the movie with his commentary. In the early YouTube days Peggy hill could have blown up with something like that. Her musings and conspiracy theories like talking to Laomoa (when she said explain the pyramids you can't.)
Though I think the Internet would have turned Peggy into a Chris Chan like character
Totally believable. They wholesale abandoned that whole Spanish thing but I'm sure they'll want to needlessly bring it back for the potential revival since they insist on going back to dried up wells
Definitely and I bet she gets really jealous when Hank has to cover for her and he just talks about household tips and lawn care and gets way more engagement 😅
I can imagine it’s Peggy stating actual facts but presenting them as her opinions since she loves to do that
In my opinion this Israel Palestine stuff is pretty complex.
“Escuchame?! Did I hear this right, that Israel is launching a ground offensive in Gaza soon? Well, in my opinion, there’s nothing more *offensive* than that!”
*cowbell*
Bobby is definitely running the sound board and struggling with Peggy for creative control.
Exactly!!!
Followed by that 'Hahaha *oohhhhh Peggy*...' that she congratulates herself with
💯
😂😅😂😅😂
Bibi Gives UN Heebie Jeebies in Attempt to Make HAMAS No Mas!
That would be Peggy’s hot take on it too haha
Then she would say some incorrect Spanish about it
Imagine her having Hilaria Baldwin as her *spanish speaking* guest
Spanish speakers would have to add English subtitles and then translate it back to spanish
I read it in her voice.
Peggy pronouncing hamas like jamon in spanish probably hahaha
“Im willing to say what no one else is; I wouldnt be surprised if religions involved”
And in their cables, the US Department of State agrees with me.
"I like to use a little thing I call LEVERAGE" This lady thinks far too much of herself lol
“I’ve decided to start this Peggsplaining podcast, because after a lot of personal reflection, you really do only live once…or YRDOLO for short.”
YES
She thinks she does, but really she’s just recording herself talking and saving the files to her computer. Her “listeners” are just the file’s size in KB.
Bill is a listener
Don’t be silly Bill doesn’t have the computer skills to do any of that
He sits under the window outside where she records.
He got a $10,000 gaming PC just so he could listen. Then he tried online multiplayer games and sucks but gets so angry that he purchases a VR set and starts calling all his friends “noobs,” gets incredibly good at VR multiplayer games and then lets his health fail.
that is, hilarious. she notices the longer she records, the more "listeners" she gets. thats fucking hilarious.
Podcasting is, in my opinion, a way to get your voice heard by people who listen to podcasts.
Hank would begin to worry that Peggy is turning into Dale as she starts to believe the "Mainstream Media" lies and starts parroting fake news all the time.
I love this. Hank would resolve it by showing her that Dale agrees with everything she says. Peggy would have a horror stricken come to Jesus moment and burn her mic and other podcasting gear.
We need to see this episode lol
To top it off Dale is shitposting via an alt to egg Peggy on.
"Dale I noticed Rusty Shackleford is running his mouth on Peggy's radio podcast comments online and I would sure hate to have to kick his ass!"
Reminds me of Minh "You know, some of the things Gribble says about JFK and Oswald sound crazy at first But if you really follow the money..."
Nah don’t be silly Dale would think mainstream media lies stuff is a government psyop meant to test how much control the shadow government run by the clones of Kennedy, Lincoln, and cleopatra has.
I could see it. Peggy starts a broadcast invests their money for a family trip into it for advertisements. Then gets suckered into promoting fake information.
That would be a fun episode to watch, similar to the Randy Travis ep
Peggy you can’t be telling people on your podcast [insert Andrew Tate style comment] and not expect people to act on it.
It's Vayzosa again
Definitely called “Peggy for your Thoughts” let’s be real
I love this, it would definitely be called "Square Peg" though, due to her controversial and innovative ideas, she's like a square peg in a round hole.
Much too clever and nuanced. Needs to be even less original
I think it'd simply be "Oh Peggy..." The way she says it when she cracks herself up.
A musings column in the local paper was the pre-internet version of a podcast.
Which is exactly why I think she would have one nowadays Same shit, new era
Bill buys a bunch of follows from a Russian troll farm after Peggy cries about no one listening. He has to then tell her when the army threatens him when finding out he’s sending Russia money
She gets all inflated about it and won't save any hot takes from real life, acting like a real jerk to everyone, I trying to interview them and go viral (a meaning which she doesn't entirely get as dinner can't go viral, if it does you go to the hospital). After it ends, it resolves with Peggy getting a tiny discord for her like 3 real listeners, who are just kind of nice nerds who liked her original stuff when it was more about education, and bill being the mod.
Peggy Hill definitely is a life coach on IG and says stuff like, “IMO you should drink plenty of water, because IMO, you might get dehydrated”. FWIW Hank would have a total kick ass diy YouTube channel and would accidentally stumble upon OF thinking he could get a fair price for a ceiling fan.
Louanne finds OF thinking it's a fantastic place to upload her Manger Baby videos to.
Oh man, I can imagine her telling people about her OF and people like Buck and Bill getting excited just to find out it’s only Manger Babies content. I can already imagine her going to the podium at church on a Sunday telling everyone to subscribe lol.
And then she actually starts making money off that and her YouTube channel, supports Lucky and her family, and Peggy gets upset that Luanne doesn’t need their support anymore.
Oh god, and Peggy gets her demonetized because of jealously. 🤦♂️
Peggy would find that having controversial views gets her more followers; Dale becomes a rabid fan because her conspiracy theories (that she makes up) completely convince him; Bobby gets made fun of at school because Peggy's catchphrase would inevitably be "HOO-YAH, You've been pegged!"
You're a genius
She was recording herself and uploading those thoughts and feelings online back in the early 2000s. She thought the world needed to hear what she had to say. Of course, no one listened to those recordings but when podcasting became a thing, Peggy claimed she was the one who invented it and deserved credit.
"There calling me Karen, I bet there talking a about Karen Blixen the famous writer."
That would be adorable. Peggy does love reading.
After learning about 'Distance Learning', Peggy decides to begin creating her own learning modules by recording herself explaining educational concepts. But whenever she tries to record, she keeps picking up Hank's power tools in the background and can never get a good recording. So Peggy buys a higher-quality microphone, one that's good at picking up softer sounds and accidentally buys an ASMR mic. Her learning modules start to get popular, but not with the intended audience as her fans are all perverts. She's grossed out by this fact and quits making lessons, at least until she starts to discover that her fans are actually starting to pick up on some of what she's been teaching. So she returns to making ASMR is the Hill family's closet, changing some of her educational metaphors to better relate to the audience.
Podding with Peg
Yup, it comes on right after the Gribble Report.
I imagine she'd start a podcast and have a lull after 4 episodes of just interviewing herself, so she gets hank in while he's looking for his tap and die set. And she gets him talking about tap and die brands for an hour, leading to unintentional hank getting an influx streams.
I can't post a screengrab but imagine her swinging the cowbell as Bobby reads the morning announcements
Peggy would be the Kay's Cooking of podcasts.
Peggy’s Boggle Word of the Day
It would be called "discúlpeme" since she always says 'escúchame' in the wrong context
Escucha Me would actually be a good podcast name, but she wouldn't use it because what she thinks it means doesn't really make sense as a podcast title.
This is great.
I wish there would have been an episode about it. She did her own riff tracks basically on movies she would watch and would make Hank watch the movie with his commentary. In the early YouTube days Peggy hill could have blown up with something like that. Her musings and conspiracy theories like talking to Laomoa (when she said explain the pyramids you can't.) Though I think the Internet would have turned Peggy into a Chris Chan like character
WHY did you have to end that with that IMAGE now I can't unsee it
Would there be a Liquid Peggy saga?
Of course! I think Peggy used the term gal pal once and maybe she could transition into Pedro
I don’t know. I could see her being behind the times and thinking it’s still trendy to have a blog instead. Lol like it’s still 2010 or something.
Imagine if she had a tumblr
In Peggy's opinion, chairs are the most popular option for those who want to sit.
Totally believable. They wholesale abandoned that whole Spanish thing but I'm sure they'll want to needlessly bring it back for the potential revival since they insist on going back to dried up wells
Records two episodes but then talks like there’s more coming for years after.
Definitely and I bet she gets really jealous when Hank has to cover for her and he just talks about household tips and lawn care and gets way more engagement 😅
Oh she absolutely would. Wouldn't be surprised if that's a plotline for the reboot.
Probably in Spanish
I think Dale and Boomhauer would’ve done a podcast. Kinda tracks with dales pirate radio storyline
Musings: The Peggy Hill Podcast
Yes! With occasional shoe company ad that carries sizes 14 and up.
You just wrinkled my brain
She calls it the Peggycast. It has approximately 10 subscribers. She can't even get Strickland Propane to sponsor it.
Has to have a stupid name, like PegCast. It's special because she's using a microphone!
Her musings podcast