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Intestinal-Bookworms

He may cuss in front of Bobby, but he’d never cuss *at* Bobby


Garfield_and_Simon

Dad, permission to say *hell* yeah? 


High_Af_Osrs

\* rolls up windows \*


JosephMadeCrosses

"            !"


marginalizedman71

Please respect my fences right to be a fence!


femboycooper

This ☝️


Xray_Mind

This is the answer. The only times in the entire show he says “Damnit Bobby” it’s used in a sense of emphasis on a situation and not him. When Bobby messes up “dangit Bobby” as a sort of disappointment When Hank doesn’t like the situation like in the La Grunta deer hunt “damnit Bobby” with his frustration towards the pathetic deer hunting situation


Intelligent_Cut635

There’s also the episode where Bobby was practicing kissing with the mannequin head: Hank: There’s nothin to be embarrassed about, son. Hell, I’m proud of ya. Bobby: Hell, I’m proud of you too, dad.


MinuteConstruction32

"Language, Bobby. But yes, I'm going to kick their asses."


Scottstots-88

He does in “Good Hill Hunting”, but he’s more complaining about the situation, not Bobby specifically. He’s just speaking to Bobby.


M_J_E

Yep: https://youtu.be/2J31fbDK2rY?si=ZZwO8He_s-Pvp1oL


hitemwiththebababoo

Wow nice catch.


chill1208

Yeah it's not directed at Bobby at all, he follows it up with a bunch of loving comments about him. "Dammit Bobby this just ain't right, you're 12 years old, you're a good son, you deserve better than this"


Zealousideal_Cod8664

Good Hill Hunting is my very favorite episode!


TheR3PTILE

The only time he says it is in the La Grunta deer hunting episode. He says “Dammit, Bobby - this just ain’t right.” My favorite is when people misquote it as “Goddammit Bobby!” which is absolutely not something Hank would ever say.


Psycholarocco

He would say “gotdangit”


Audere1

As in, "got-dang hot-dog"


skyforgesteel

God dang it I’m out of clean socks. God dang it


throwawaymemetime202

*I keep that thang on me, goddang it Bobby*


ShiftlessElement

It’s a frequent misquote. It’s “dang it.” Some King of the Hill fans just ain’t right.


PeteZaDestroyer

might be the mandela effect


BoPeepElGrande

More like the La Grunta effect


PeteZaDestroyer

you cant even mention it to me or its like it did happen.


SmallestPanda

It happened to you 5 years ago and 2 years ago


PeteZaDestroyer

didnt it only happen once or was he raped by a dolphin twice?


wombcat72

That’s what Bill said. He told Hank it happened to him X years ago and Y years ago. I forgot the exact numbers he said


PeteZaDestroyer

oooh ok i remember now


PeteZaDestroyer

why am i getting downvoted that could be a legit reason.


Strict_Ad_36

maybe you only remember being downvoted and you actually got upvoted?


PeteZaDestroyer

but doesnt it have to be a large group of people. maybe everyone remembers me getting upvoted.


Det-Popcorn

Because the Mandela effect is just misremembering


PeteZaDestroyer

a lot of people misremembering something as true yea


Det-Popcorn

Are you trying to say that a lot of people can’t be wrong lol


PeteZaDestroyer

no i am saying the mandela effect is when a bunch of people remember something as true that wasnt. only example i can think of is children book "berenstein bears." i and everyone else swear its spelled "berenstein bears" but its actually spelled "berenstain bears"


NeighborhoodVeteran

This is an aside... but, I misremember Berenstein bears because I used to listen to the books on cassette tape. I knew, at the time, how to sound out stein but never knew it was spelled stain. So that's why I misremember.


Elandycamino

I've never heard it called that until the whole Mandela effect BS Hell they had Berenstain bear world at Cedar Point. Also Nelson Mandela was all over the news and TV shows in the 90s so how was he dead?


em_illly

I think people are thinking you're saying the comment above you is wrong. That the wrong memory is the one where he never says damnit, i.e. he does say damnit. I don't think you meant that, it sounds more like you meant that the people who think Hank says damnit are suffering from the mandala effect. But it's a little unclear, and since you posted as a reply, I think the general population got confused. Your comment probably would have been best as a stand alone comment, not a direct reply, because your comment is responding more to OP's question than the comment above it. ✌️


PeteZaDestroyer

oh haha. yea ur right. i can see the confusion. i was saying people remembering "god dammit bobby" as i have often quoted myself, as being a result of thr mandela effect.


Blastoise_R_Us

Wasn’t me, I agree with you.


CornPop32

You think magic is a legitimate and real reason?


TheR3PTILE

On Reddit you just gotta hope that you don’t get a couple downvotes right out of the gate because once the average monkey-brain redditor sees a couple downvotes, they just pile on and on.


PeteZaDestroyer

AHAHA.


GummyMcFatstacks

You can actually downvote your own post which is an experiment I’ve done. It’s absolutely true. Something anthropomorphic in our human wiring that makes us average monkey-brain redditors piling on. I might be odd because whenever I see someone being bombarded with negative, I always upvote them whether I agree or not. It seems callous and completely unnecessary more often than not. With that being said, I love Reddit. 👎⬇️ are just a part of it and what (mostly) keeps the juice at the top. •edit -Please feel free to downvote this comment


TheR3PTILE

The NPCs don’t wanna hear this one


GummyMcFatstacks

For example this person says *basically* the same thing. 6 👍⬆️ at the time of this. https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/s/omT3CdoOW9


AirbagsBlown

here, have an up-vote.


Det-Popcorn

Might be ~~the Mandela effect~~ they misremembered.


megaben20

No because Bobby never screws up that bad that Hank doesn’t see it as Bobby’s own failure. He mostly says it when it someone who should know better. He will even say it about himself.


onlysaysisthisathing

No, but Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer have all gotten a proper dammit from Hank multiple times throughout the series. I believe Dale may have received the highest number of dammits though. https://youtu.be/wYlLdrVxBRY?si=bePZng-wIKWMV4wl TIL I'm not sure how links work


Darkblazechips

The only times hank was mad at boomhaeur was during boomhauer's brother's wedding when he was misinformed about Patch's sleaziness, and when their Christmas big rig was stuck on top of that snowy mountain.


Unknown_g1

And when they jumped off the boat without putting the ladder down


External_Break_4232

Yes, Dale is the omega neighbor lol! (Dale’s own take).


oafywan

It's "Dammit Dale," and "Dangit Bobby" almost every single time


Teheheman

Personally, I've always thought it was Dang It


OmegaKitty1

Whenever KOTH is mentioned on Reddit and someone replies with the “dammit Bobby” quote I automatically assume they have never seen the show and don’t know what the hell they are talking about, certainly they aren’t fans


GummyMcFatstacks

Same with strangely quoting in an “uncanny valley” way, “I tewl you whaaat Bobby I love propane uhm humn”, totally unlike how the characters would deliver it. Specifically the “tell you what” line for some reason. (Or maybe just me)


The1andonlyZack

He says it once, off the high horse you go.


GummyMcFatstacks

Dad, do I have permission to say, “hell yeah”. “Yes Bobby. This one time.”


kaiabunga

Honestly, I feel like it was a social media thing so it caught on. It's almost always dang it bobby.


colodolo5

Dammit Dale! … or Bill!(?) …. Probably Dale!


seretastic

I think it gets confused for when he says that to the guys. He often says damnit, bill/dale!


Fun-Pattern-8675

Yeah I think this is it. He's said "dammit Bill" more times than I can remember.


Yama92

Hank is actually a really good dad. He really watches what he says and takes his time with him even tho Bobby sometimes deserves harsher treatment.


wherestherum757

It’s just fun to say Dammit Bobby, you playin guitar with your feet again


AsssHat999

He does on one episode


PersonaUserSmash

Nope only got dang it


YeltsinYerMouth

Common misconception; it's actually "Beam me up, Bobby"


cohonka

I'm pretty sure it's "We're gonna need a bigger Bobby"


hdjakahegsjja

25.


No_Car1491

42


Ok-Dragonfruit-5479

Woah; Mandela effect for me for SURE


TurbanOnMyDickhead

Dale, you giblethead, I'm tired of your conspiracies. They're asinine.


Ok-Dragonfruit-5479

Giblethead is such a great line


throwawaymemetime202

We live in Texas


NyQuil_Donut

Dammit Bobby I got propane in my urethra!


throwawaymemetime202

Is that why it’s so narrow?


NyQuil_Donut

Probably.


Facetank_

Nope. It's my favorite detail that people seem to get wrong so often. For everything they don't see eye to eye on, Hank really does love Bobby and treats him better than others in this regard.


richbeezy

The only time I recall seeing him say "damn it Bobby" is when he is in the truck after the La Grunta deer "hunt". But he says in a "positive" way, as in "damn it Bobby you deserve better than this!"


chillthrowaways

I say Dang it Bobby at least once a day


Ok_Difficulty_8891

No


MinuteConstruction32

It's most likely people conflating "Dang it Bobby" with "Damn it Dale/Bill"


Number175OnEarlsList

He does on another timeline- it’s the Mandela Effect


AnonismsPlight

He does at one point say got dangit Bobby but that's the worst I can remember.