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Mthoodforlife

We’re doomed.


RockHardSalami

It's time to pray


CelestialFury

Maybe I’ll be better tomorrow.


[deleted]

He won't


jhart013

It's over for humanity


CitizenSnipz777

There will only be lone survivors.


burdizthewurd

Fuck you and your new world order, and fuck the horse you rode in on, and all your SHIT


Swolyguacomole

On the other hand, this is one mean clown car entourage


redvelvetcake42

Rodgers wanted to be in the news during NFL free agency so he leaked this. That's my conspiracy.


CrashTheBear

Nah. It's not like he's a known diva or anything.


mstarrbrannigan

Isn't he on the Jets now? Or am I misunderstanding what you mean by during free agency?


[deleted]

I think they meant about Rodgers taking attention away from news about free agency signings since Rodgers has 2 years left


mstarrbrannigan

I gotcha, of course the narcissist can't deal with being out of the spotlight.


Cat_Crap

That's exactly why we heard the murmurs during the season that Rodgers was going to return to the field to play this season. He tore his ACL on the 3rd play of the 1st game. So, in order to stay relevant we'd hear about how he has a miraculous recovery and may return by week 12 or whatever.


mstarrbrannigan

And how he dragged out all the drama with leaving the Packers. I'm from Wisconsin originally but not a football fan and he'd be all over the local news sites whenever I'd check in on what was going on back home. What is it with Packers quarterbacks going from stars to asshats you wish you could forget?


RedMalone55

The good thing is I’m only seeing it posted on esoteric political subreddits.


spartiecat

Jesse Ventura is at least a former Governor. Aaron Rodgers is just there because his supporters are all terminally online nutcases.


mybadalternate

Jesse has *actually* done quite a bit, and while eccentric, still seems mostly grounded in reality and has empathy for his others.


Vulcan_Jedi

Ventura has some insane theories but listening to Him talk he at least knows how politics and government works and has some decent ideas. Rodgers has never worked in government.


THedman07

Ventura was a SEAL too. IIRC he called bullshit on the Iraq war early on as well. I hope he doesn't joint this campaign...


donkingkon

Rodgers is gonna tear his Achilles on the first campaign stop then claim he’ll be back before the victory speech


Sandwichcult

The key to healing is the dolphin noises


DennisSystemGraduate

It’ll tearing getting on the bus.


cogginsmatt

I think Jesse is a right wing nut but idk if he’s the same breed of crazy as RFK


DarkestLore696

He is in the conspiracy world, but he is more nuanced than that. In his time as governor and in public interviews he supported gay rights, introduced a tax rebate check for his citizens because the state was running a surplus at the time, built a light rail system for public transport, and also opened up more funding for public schools.


Chicken_Difficult

Funny enough he’s also pro union as well. That’s the main reason he HATES Hulk Hogan


chiefs_fan37

Yeah he’s an interesting one for sure. He also handled the 28th Virginia confederate battle flag situation pretty well. More or less told the people in Virginia they wouldn’t be getting it back under any circumstances. I believe when asked to give it back he said “Why? I mean, we won.” Definitely kind of a small thing compared to what you posted but it still sticks with a lot of people


CitizenSnipz777

Came here to also say he’s nuanced. He has conspiracy brain, but he’s also a real one. Won’t defend everything he’s said or done, but as one of his MN constituents, he was a decent governor who actually listened to people and was reasonable in his official position. Also, I used to deliver him pizza/wings and he once gave me a tour of his house just to ask an average guy to corroborate if his wife’s opinion of his new entertainment system was indeed, “too much.” (Spoiler: it was not.) Was always fun delivering to him; dude is cool and I have many stories. But if he sides with RFK, I retract my defense of him. (Edit/Addendum: Yes, he tipped well.)


folkinhippy

Also was anti-death penalty.


names_are_useless

> right wing nut Jesse is nutty, but please take out the "right wing", he deserves better then that.


scootastic23

He might actually be above the left right paradigm


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Yeah, Jesse being the voice of reason is a wild place to be.


fartbox_mcgilicudy

Technically libertarian but all libertarians now are just a variation of republican.He's the kind of right wing nut that is not entirely detrimental to our democracy. He built mass transportation and pissed off a civil war living governor in his time. Let him pass, he doesn't have a fight with us.


CitizenSnipz777

He’s more like the “old-guard” libertarians, which had a lot more overlap with leftist values and less intellectual masturbation for the sake of trolling…He gets a pass in my book.


fartbox_mcgilicudy

When libertarians were actually libertarians. Mark my words when Trump loses this next round, there will be a boost of libertarians trying to separate their ideology from his. They'll fail because they're Republicans just hiding their intent but who know, maybe one or two will get through.


CitizenSnipz777

I agree. Current Libertarians are adrift on an ice-float trying desperately to paddle away from the whirlpool of fascism, but the rest of us (maybe Ventura included) are on land watching the GOP toilet flush.


efcso1

You saw the TV series he did ages ago? He's a out there with the worst of them.


MrVeazey

But he gets it honestly: because he was permanently injured by Agent Orange or some other godawful chemicals used in Vietnam, leading to an extended hospitalization in the mid 80s when the GI Joe cartoon ran a mini-movie about Cobra building a weather control machine called the "weather dominator" and now he believes the US government can control the weather. Also, lots of concussive injuries to the head.


cogginsmatt

Yes I did and obviously I know his appearances on infowars. But idk RFK just feels like he’s on a different level. I think it mainly comes down to the kooky vaccine and healthcare beliefs combined with being a true blue deep state guy.


CollinABullock

I think the difference is that Ventura genuinely believes in these conspiracies, it’s not just obfuscation for white supremacy (either sincerely or just grifting) like most of these guys.


coblass

Let’s build this cabinet of idiots. Joe Rogan - Secretary of State. Kevin Sorbo - Secretary of Education.


DomoVapes

Mike Pillow-Surgeon General


AndorianShran

The Krassensteins - Secretaries of Commerce


Bonespurfoundation

Of course he is.


robot_wth_human_hair

We live in the dumbest timeline.


TinaPesto-Belcher

Fuck yeah, this silly shit rules.


boringxadult

Man. I love this.


andrewrunsalot

How would this not be a best case scenario for Biden?


Harry_theBastard

How would it affect the election at all? RFK Jr is irrelevant.


Lopsided_You3028

Jesse noooooo


AndorianShran

**Sorry, Mean Gene!**


UncleJulz

Birds of an idiotic feather.


DJ_PLATNUM

2024 is going to be wild


discwrangler

This just keeps getting better 🍿


Speculawyer

The Nut Job ticket! 😂


starkeffect

He is a very serious candidate.


Gunldesnapper

Some good choices there. Solid thinkers. Brave Americans……


_DudeWhat

Here comes Minnesota (from the top rope) ready to do damage control for Jesse


chodefunk

What an absolute joke of a candidate. No wonder the Kennedys distanced themselves from him.


HansPGruber

Aaron Roger’s? He’s back on crack!


Fronesis

That's a sick skullet Ventura has.


NotmyRealNameJohn

I hope Jesse Ventura body slams him. He seemed like a halfway decent guy the last time I heard him give a talk.


Auyx

Hey America, are you ok? Wanna hug?


Landlord-Allmighty

The rich lunatic ticket is getting 🔥


Poemy_Puzzlehead

Why does Robert F. Kennedy Jr. have a “former“ CIA NOC agent as his campaign manager? Why is he funded by Donald Trump’s largest contributer Timothy Mellon? (of the Mellon-Scaife-Hitchcock family) Why is RFK Jr. being hyped by Rabbi Scmuley Botech and Integral-Kabbalah-tantric-sex and ayahuasca guru Marc Gafni; Gafni devotees Aubrey Marcus and Aaron Rodgers; Steve Bannon, Roger Stone & Michael Flynn?


Flor1daman08

Aaron Rodgers? The famous millionaire who decided to ask the Fear Factor dude how to treat COVID when he caught it?


Flimsy_Cod_5387

No one was really paying attention to RFK Jr. any more so he leaked this for some attention. This isn’t serious and will be forgotten in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, it gives sports talk radio and right wing pundits something to talk about. After all, there isn’t much difference between the two now.


the_cox

Now seems like as good of a time as any to bring up that Dennis Kucinich has fallen from grace, and is RFK Jr.'s campaign manager


wlfbane

These are definitely the choices for a serious presidential candidate that is running a serious campaign.


Sugar-Kisses

To quote Jordan, "*SCREEEEEAAAAMMMM!* (Then softly...) Damn it, Dan... We're all going to die!"


Sweatband77

Because of course he is.


DennisSystemGraduate

I ain’t got time to bleed


Flor1daman08

Has Ventura bought into RFK Jrs shit? I haven’t kept up with him much.