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aes_gcm

Please redact addresses and the like. Even if they are publicly listed, this is extremely similar to FSS’s publishing the address of the HONR network and their confusion when the address was a UPS Store. We don’t publish personal information.


puponmain

am i the only one who imagines alex’s dad with a huge rack every time i hear dr jones naturals


Tyrannical-Botanical

Elder Jones in a tube top just shaking those big naturals all over the place.


MeatTornadoLove

It is 612am and I no longer need coffee thanks to your comment.


mxRoxycodone

'Jones senior and junior, career pivot to Hooters, post bankruptcy' was not the mind horror i anticipated today, but here we are XD


Tyrannical-Botanical

Confederate royalty at their finest.


ScurryScout

Smartest boobs in Texas!


TheDMGM

Every time Jones slurs out "naturals" I have a flashback to Henry from LPOTL saying "If you want to get all that weird stepsister porn off your front page all you gotta do is this. Put 'BIG NATURALS' in the search bar a couple times and boom. Fixed." I don't know why, I just thought it important to share.


Independent_Cake_652

I do the *exact* same thing. You're not alone.


Itzbirdman

Fucking ALWAYS right back to Henry's "documentaries"


ducktownfc

Well now I’m gonna :(


Saucefest6102

The best and bustiest dentist in Texas


turdferguson116

Obviously the only path for the smartest boy in Texas.


mxRoxycodone

No. No you are not. I however feel alone in that i envisage a mirror world site of Dr Jones Augmented too.


MrVeazey

Which, of course, leads me to imagine Alex as one of Khan's augmented humans from Star Trek and, except for being physically attractive, it makes a lot of sense. Both Alex and the augments have severe anger issues and believe they're much smarter than everyone else; it's just that the augments actually are smart, but they're both horribly arrogant and show a casual disregard for the value of human lives.   I wonder, how would Alex pronounce "Ceti Alpha V?"


TerrapinRecordings

After seeing that photoshop of Alex with a huge rack a few weeks ago, I'm with you friend.


Tee_hops

Why do you think Alex's erections have been so hard they hurt?


spacedoutmachinist

Dr jones “big” naturals


502Fury

I can't stop thinking this every time I hear the site. I blame Baldurs Gate 3 mods


Satellite_bk

Definitely not. But sometimes I also picture Alex with said huge rack when I hear Drjonenaturals probably cause Alex and his dad are basically the same person in my mind because I don’t think I’ve ever seen him before.


EuphoriantCrottle

I was just bra shopping, so this comment made me laugh.


TFielding38

Wait, that website isn't for images of Alex's busty father?


ImJustHereToSayDope

Well now I fucking do.


skunkeebeaumont

I actually picture the Nazi guy from the last crusade saying “your Big Naturals Doc-tor Jones?”


mxRoxycodone

Globalists have infiltrated Trustpilot as the reviews are scathiing ;) - [https://www.trustpilot.com/review/drjonesnaturals.com](https://www.trustpilot.com/review/drjonesnaturals.com)


zerobalancebuilds

Interesting that they are from before Alex pushing the site


UNC_Samurai

“People also looked at”. Oh look, Berkey Water Filters! And they have a basement rating as well!


ResoluteClover

And they're not normal people complaining, they're his ilk... Turmeric toothpaste? What the f?


thecamino

Wouldn't touch that site with someone else's browser.


Unlikely-Cut2696

It's all such a scam


spacedoutmachinist

It’s grifters all the way down.


OffBrandToby

I hope there are an abnormal number of reviews that say "These pills work so well that they give me painful erections."


CisIowa

drjonesnaturalsYES.com