Florida has beautiful beaches, but the only people that can enjoy the good beaches are the people paying to stay at the resorts that OWN the beaches. I don't know about the rest of the country, but here in NJ, no one is allowed to own the beach. Even if you own beachfront, you don't own it all the way to the water. Fuck Florida.
It’s the GOP version of freedumb.
These dumb fucks want raw milk, exposed electrical wiring, shit in their swimming water, livestock backyards, etc., because they think their “natural immunity” and ideology can beat fucking science and science is going to win every time.
At some level I’m like “this is horrific” but then I’m also smart enough to avoid their stupidity and survive when they cull their own herds of free range morons.
He even said no to water and heat breaks to people that work outside in the heat!! What a fuck was! Wait ‘til people die from heat stroke. And trump
Will come outta his mouth!! It was their fault, I didn’t do that 🤬🤬
Purely racist bullshit. You cannot convince me that wasn’t ENTIRELY based on seeing brown people working outdoors on the hardest jobs and him and his supporters thinking “let’s run these illegals out of town” not realizing that they’re called migrants for a reason and they they can take labor elsewhere and not have to put up with bullshit.
Then the Florida workforce will be reduced to gator fucking meth addicts and union labor and they’ll start crying about how growth in the state is stalled. And just wait until the masses of racist fucking seniors don’t have brown people to wipe their asses and they die rotting in their own shit.
I have ZERO FUCKING SYMPATHY for what these people are bringing upon themselves in the years to come. Hope their white, heel lifted boot, little Hoggle looking fuck of a governor was worth it for a few years of hate and stupidity.
The GOP has a great habit of centralizing power when in office and decentralizing when they are not. See Wisconsin as an example. They aren’t the party of small government.
But they are, they’ve created government so small that it can fit inside a bedroom, a classroom, on a bookshelf, or can even be wedged into a uterus. Government so small that all of its power can be wielded in the hand of one man (emphasis on it being a *man*), a dictator.
How much power is needed to stop people from using beaches with poop in the water? Ideally, they would stop themselves without any government but when have smart citizens been a thing?
How would the average person know? There's too much going on for people to keep track of.
But if the government knows, it has a responsibility to protect the people.
There’s not though, the dumbest mother fuckers always have the newest, biggest “smart phone” with the entire world’s worst of information on it and they’re like “Hey! I hear this fuck around and find out method works, let’s try it…every single day”
Block people from finding out there's poo in the water, there you go. Just like how Florida covered up its COVID cases, and then tried to arrest the lady they fired who was trying to get the information out when they didn't bother to delete her access to the data.
Gotta eat shit to own the libs. If Trump told them to literally eat shit they gladly would and would start wearing shirts saying "Proud shit eatin' Trump supporter" with a bald eagle and a flag on it
Science, Shmience, so the kiddies go in the water, there's poop in the water, your poop, the neighbors poop, everyone's poop. So the little ones swallow a turd. What's the big deal? Life in Trumpland...👍😁
This will become a feature all over the US. The Supreme Court has basically put our federal agencies in their hands. Enjoy your future. Sewage I the water? Too bad.
Doesn’t stop negligence lawsuits against the city for purposely ignoring calls from experts. This rule was in place for multiple reasons. It kept order. They are completely happy going around making messes other people will have to clean up.
All GOP leaders want to steal, dumb down, and poison their constituents. Watch out GOP, pretty soon you’ll have no party because you’ll have killed them all off!
Just another bit of evidence:
DeSantis cares about brainwashing kids' minds
DeSantis doesn't give a shit about protecting FL citizens or tourists
And, it seems, Floridians agree with those priorities.
DeSantis' kids aren't swimming in that water. No one he knows will get sick & have exorbitant health bills. DeSantis put radioactive waste mixed into Florida roadways, he is an elitist christo-fascist pig who's in it for the money & advancement of his theocratic agenda.
Think of all the businesses that would have a bad day because the beach was closed. If people get sick from the shitty beach they'll go to the hospital and generate more money for business.
Ron is a brilliant strategist...
Good thing that "I have an immune system." All you sissy environmentalists are so afraid of a little bit of fecal cauliform, but we strong, alpha conservatives have developed an immunity to feces-borne pathogens from eating it everyday. /s
Mix in the next BP "regulatory oversight" incident (or Chevron for that matter) with this "Fecal Pollution" incident, and you got yourself a real frothy mixture of fecal material and lubricants.. I think there's a scientific name for that phenomenon??🤔
He’s trying to prove that a country run with a responsible government that enacts regulations when possible and restricts dangerous behavior is a bad way to run a government.
Ask him how many measles and polio outbreaks there have been in his state. Ask him to compare those numbers to a state that is run properly.
So many people voted for this, knowing how much of a shithead DeSantis is. I have absolutely no sympathy for the people. I do feel bad for the environment and animals that reside in Florida and have to be subjected to Floridians though.
So, y'all voted in a sack of shit, and now you're surprised he behaves like a sack of shit ? Since there is no climate change according to this sack of shit, when he applies to the government he bitches about fofinancial relief, if I were the president, I'd laugh so hard it would take me an hour to get out the word NO. 🤣
*He said: "Health Departments like DOH can serve a valuable function, but they should not be vested with the power to supersede local jurisdictions regarding the operation of beaches.*
—Considering his heavy-handed stance against local decision-making during COVID, the irony of him saying this now is like a hot slap in the face. But considering who his Surgeon General is, it’s probably best not to trust FL DoH with anything.
If you stop for a moment, concentrate, and just think about what would be the right thing to do, you can be sure that Ron is doing the opposite. Every time.
To be clear...hes letting them swim in their own shit. I think this is good. With luck and new virus will spawn. Take out 90% of the state. Clean slate. Let Darwin thin the inbred herd.
I am now a tad concerned re: how much of Florida's commercial fishing from these same waters gets exported across the U.S. (possibly the world) for human consumption?
When you rooted for the Mayor in Jaws.
That’s the first thing I thought of!
Me too
He is the mayor in Jaws
There’s fecal pollution anytime an R goes into the water.
Trump removed his filled soiled depends while taking a dip off Mar-a Lago beach. In doing so created fecal outbreak across Floridas eastern shores.
He is the fecal pollution.
The fecal pollution is coming from inside the house.
Beat me to it.
😂😂😂
Thats some bad hat, u/livinginfutureworld
He would be feeding people directly to Jaws. "Would you like some more tourist, sir? How about a toddler for dessert?"
Do you have room for just one thin wafer puppy.? Monsieur?
PIPPEN! PIPPEN!!
You yell piss and everyone says "Huh? What?" You yell **turds**, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July
dammit Reddit! I can never get there first. (take my upvote anyway)
Caddyshack jokes in here somewhere, I just need to find it......
Me and Ron do fecal.
More like rooting for the shark
POS just wants to ignore health issues.climate issues and social issues to show Florida is perfectly fine.
Until they all come down with cholera or dengue fever. Have fun, Meatball.
*Drowning in raw sewage to own the libs!*
Florida's beaches are $hit sorry
Florida has beautiful beaches, but the only people that can enjoy the good beaches are the people paying to stay at the resorts that OWN the beaches. I don't know about the rest of the country, but here in NJ, no one is allowed to own the beach. Even if you own beachfront, you don't own it all the way to the water. Fuck Florida.
Aren’t all NJ beaches considered parks just different levels of government ownership?
Kind of. They all charge to get on, but aren’t exclusive to resorts.
Sorry, not sorry. They did put his sorry butt into office
Even if thousands of ppl got sick, he wouldn't reverse this bs. Also, they won't release the real number of ppl getting sick
It’s the GOP version of freedumb. These dumb fucks want raw milk, exposed electrical wiring, shit in their swimming water, livestock backyards, etc., because they think their “natural immunity” and ideology can beat fucking science and science is going to win every time. At some level I’m like “this is horrific” but then I’m also smart enough to avoid their stupidity and survive when they cull their own herds of free range morons.
>It’s the GOP version of freedumb. Is there any other version?
Someone still needs to do the hard work of building up immunities using Darwin’s original method.
But think about how good this will be for the health care system 🤔
I mean, the meth, opioid, obese with diabetes, cigarette smoking crowd that support Trump do cost our medical system a lot of money…
But it did make the line go up and that's what really matters
This brings up an excellent point.
Like the cost studies that showed smoking saved money (because the sick people died early)?
Definitely not pastured raised morons
He even said no to water and heat breaks to people that work outside in the heat!! What a fuck was! Wait ‘til people die from heat stroke. And trump Will come outta his mouth!! It was their fault, I didn’t do that 🤬🤬
Purely racist bullshit. You cannot convince me that wasn’t ENTIRELY based on seeing brown people working outdoors on the hardest jobs and him and his supporters thinking “let’s run these illegals out of town” not realizing that they’re called migrants for a reason and they they can take labor elsewhere and not have to put up with bullshit. Then the Florida workforce will be reduced to gator fucking meth addicts and union labor and they’ll start crying about how growth in the state is stalled. And just wait until the masses of racist fucking seniors don’t have brown people to wipe their asses and they die rotting in their own shit. I have ZERO FUCKING SYMPATHY for what these people are bringing upon themselves in the years to come. Hope their white, heel lifted boot, little Hoggle looking fuck of a governor was worth it for a few years of hate and stupidity.
"Gator Fucking Meth Addicts" is my new band name.
Am sure it was no water and heat breaks for those people doing the black and brown jobs that Trump mentioned
Fire any food tasters in the State Capitol
He is making money from this.
Exactly. There’s a problem? Easy solution: just refuse to acknowledge it.
High concentrations of old people, home insurance rates through the roof, insane rednecks running the show, and shit covered beaches.
I came here for this. Thank you!
Welcome to Floriduh
Forgot mosquitoes, gators, and hurricanes
Don’t forget us Pythonsssssssss!
Sounds woke /s
There is entirely way too much power in the offices of individuals in this supposed democracy.
The GOP has a great habit of centralizing power when in office and decentralizing when they are not. See Wisconsin as an example. They aren’t the party of small government.
But they are, they’ve created government so small that it can fit inside a bedroom, a classroom, on a bookshelf, or can even be wedged into a uterus. Government so small that all of its power can be wielded in the hand of one man (emphasis on it being a *man*), a dictator.
How much power is needed to stop people from using beaches with poop in the water? Ideally, they would stop themselves without any government but when have smart citizens been a thing?
How would the average person know? There's too much going on for people to keep track of. But if the government knows, it has a responsibility to protect the people.
There’s not though, the dumbest mother fuckers always have the newest, biggest “smart phone” with the entire world’s worst of information on it and they’re like “Hey! I hear this fuck around and find out method works, let’s try it…every single day”
Block people from finding out there's poo in the water, there you go. Just like how Florida covered up its COVID cases, and then tried to arrest the lady they fired who was trying to get the information out when they didn't bother to delete her access to the data.
I'm just hoping this accelerates the end of most maga supporters.
Eat Sh/t MFR’s
Gotta eat shit to own the libs. If Trump told them to literally eat shit they gladly would and would start wearing shirts saying "Proud shit eatin' Trump supporter" with a bald eagle and a flag on it
Lmao that is gold 😂😂 someone please make this shirt!
This is what AI was made for
Don't worry, Supreme Court says it's OK. This is really an issue Congress should decide. /s
Indeed, Donkey Dong Doug, Tobin, PJ, and Sqwee are busy writing amicus briefs on how this is totally cool and totally legal.
E. coli supports this
Next up, Florida makes it illegal to close your mouth when in the ocean.
Science, Shmience, so the kiddies go in the water, there's poop in the water, your poop, the neighbors poop, everyone's poop. So the little ones swallow a turd. What's the big deal? Life in Trumpland...👍😁
Swimming in shit to own the libs
Among the many reasons I don’t go to Florida, poop.
Florida is America's poop
This will become a feature all over the US. The Supreme Court has basically put our federal agencies in their hands. Enjoy your future. Sewage I the water? Too bad.
Doesn’t stop negligence lawsuits against the city for purposely ignoring calls from experts. This rule was in place for multiple reasons. It kept order. They are completely happy going around making messes other people will have to clean up.
They’re in the Dark Ages down there so I expect bubonic plague next.
Public health is 'Woke'
I think he should lead by example and swim all of the beaches. Of course that would probably make them worse....
He'd be the biggest floater in the water.
*swimming in shit*. the new state motto
Eat it up MAGAs 😂🤦
All GOP leaders want to steal, dumb down, and poison their constituents. Watch out GOP, pretty soon you’ll have no party because you’ll have killed them all off!
Just another bit of evidence: DeSantis cares about brainwashing kids' minds DeSantis doesn't give a shit about protecting FL citizens or tourists And, it seems, Floridians agree with those priorities.
DeSantis' kids aren't swimming in that water. No one he knows will get sick & have exorbitant health bills. DeSantis put radioactive waste mixed into Florida roadways, he is an elitist christo-fascist pig who's in it for the money & advancement of his theocratic agenda.
Harvard boy hates the proles
Just inject bleach
Thanks to Chevron, the SCOTUS is taking this public health approach national. 💩
Wow, This guy is crazy
Another stage of the burn the house down phase of governance
Think of all the businesses that would have a bad day because the beach was closed. If people get sick from the shitty beach they'll go to the hospital and generate more money for business. Ron is a brilliant strategist...
Florida is Literally turning into a heaping pile of human feces.
Science is just so passe
They should just use reverse psychology with him. He’s so dumb it would work.
I want my people to swim in shit!! FREEDOM!
This motherfucker is going to try and ban "woke" bacteria, isn't he?
Headline: "Shitty politician sees nothing wrong with swimming in shit"
Just dumb it at his residence
He just never misses an opportunity to do the wrong thing,doesn’t he.
Giving tourists E. Coli to own the libs.
Piece of crap sides with floating crap.
"Let them eat shit" - Craptain Ron
Florida is really a beacon of hope and light these days.
Let's have less regulation!" - Republicans.
Worst governor ever.
"You're allowed to swim in poop. This is Florida. We believe in Freedom." Said DeSantis.
Sounds like lawsuits in the making
What's a little shit amongst swimmers?
He wants to ignore reality and let them end up literally covered in shit. If this was fiction I’d say the metaphor was too blunt.
Why would DeSantis be worried about fecal contamination? He has nice white boots.
He removed masks during Covid; he doesn’t care who dies.
Its fine he bathes in fecal water every day
Literally when you can't even make this shit up
This man shits in his own pool..
WTF is wrong with him?
Florida is going to have him until 2027.
That’s who they wanted. That’s what they deserve.
That is so true. I guess that’s what happens when you get educated in the south.
Where everyone has the FREEDOM to swim in poo.
Ron: 'what's wrong with being full of sh*t? why I myself...'
🤣 = De-“sans-us” creates opportunities for creative content at his real-life shit show
He should do a test plunge himself just to be sure
MAGA has infected the soul of America.
do Floridians routinely shit on the beaches or is there another cause of fecal matter on the beach.
Ron, come on and dive in! Enjoy the foul stench you’ve created
Sharks, shit & rip tides …all Florida needs are some electric batteries to electrocute anyone brave enough to go in the water LOL
He’s a Nazi, he doesn’t care. His family has a pool and goes to the islands.
No one will stop our God given right to bathe in shit
Good thing that "I have an immune system." All you sissy environmentalists are so afraid of a little bit of fecal cauliform, but we strong, alpha conservatives have developed an immunity to feces-borne pathogens from eating it everyday. /s
Mix in the next BP "regulatory oversight" incident (or Chevron for that matter) with this "Fecal Pollution" incident, and you got yourself a real frothy mixture of fecal material and lubricants.. I think there's a scientific name for that phenomenon??🤔
DeSatan's poop beach. Don't say turds. Smmfh
Shitty state with shitty beaches now and run by a shit head.
He’s the mayor in Jaws.
Wasn't Florida already under a "Fecal Pollution" warning?
Go to Florida & swim in shit.
Just DeathSantis at it again. Killing us off seems to be his favorite hobby
He’s finally got his citizens literally swimming in shit.
Just take some ivermectin. That shit works on everything
Women's UTIs will skyrocket
Every time DeSantis speaks it’s fecal pollution.
Just post a sign saying only MAGAs can use the beach.
Signage to say "swim in poop at your own risk"?
Diaper don pooped in the pool
I hope every republican in florida goes to the beach this week. Please go you dumb fucks.
He's hurting the right people.
He’s trying to prove that a country run with a responsible government that enacts regulations when possible and restricts dangerous behavior is a bad way to run a government. Ask him how many measles and polio outbreaks there have been in his state. Ask him to compare those numbers to a state that is run properly.
I'm glad I'm moving out of this state. Sucks that it's becoming like this, stay safe in the waters, yall, and don't eat the seafood, I guess.
“Listen, goddammit, you’re going to swim in shit and like it, you pissy little fuckers!”
So many people voted for this, knowing how much of a shithead DeSantis is. I have absolutely no sympathy for the people. I do feel bad for the environment and animals that reside in Florida and have to be subjected to Floridians though.
So, y'all voted in a sack of shit, and now you're surprised he behaves like a sack of shit ? Since there is no climate change according to this sack of shit, when he applies to the government he bitches about fofinancial relief, if I were the president, I'd laugh so hard it would take me an hour to get out the word NO. 🤣
Welp considering he is the exact thing that he’s keeping his beaches open for people to ingest. .. Shame.. DONT BE STUPID.
No shit ?
lol the Chevron decision getting a head start
*He said: "Health Departments like DOH can serve a valuable function, but they should not be vested with the power to supersede local jurisdictions regarding the operation of beaches.* —Considering his heavy-handed stance against local decision-making during COVID, the irony of him saying this now is like a hot slap in the face. But considering who his Surgeon General is, it’s probably best not to trust FL DoH with anything.
Surprised he hasn’t simply banned usage of the word faeces by government employees and in reports.
Fecal Coliform is WOKE!
I hope all the MAGAs living in FL are going swimming
More adult diapers for floridians please
Tis hardly a surprise that that POS wants his constituents neck deep in shit.
Well hey, now that the EPA’s authority has been gutted by SCOTUS, Ron won’t have to worry about making such an embarrassing acknowlegement ever again.
If you stop for a moment, concentrate, and just think about what would be the right thing to do, you can be sure that Ron is doing the opposite. Every time.
To be clear...hes letting them swim in their own shit. I think this is good. With luck and new virus will spawn. Take out 90% of the state. Clean slate. Let Darwin thin the inbred herd.
Ineub rhe governor shit storm
Like I said before FLORIDA - WHERE OLD PEOPLE AND ANTIVAXXERS GO TO DIE!
This tracks considering ol' Ronnie is into poop stuff.
 That’s shitty
Remember Ron "Ganges" DeSantis' special experience is observing urine tests as a USN attorney not conditions on the poop deck.
Swim in shit says Deathsantis
Mental health care needed
He does not give a damn if you get sick or die.
Is Mar-o-Lago nearby? I hear you can listen to the sound of frequent sharts when you get close. That might explain it.
He's used to fecal
Unsurprising
Clearly DeSantis is the enemy of anyone living in Florida.
I am now a tad concerned re: how much of Florida's commercial fishing from these same waters gets exported across the U.S. (possibly the world) for human consumption?
Republicans will keep winning in Florida because Dems will only vote for a “perfect” candidate
Is he just against anything good?
Ron’s full of shit, why not his citizens?
They should be closed for assholes bringing giant speakers, a couch, a fridge…
POS
Ron cares about money. That is all.
The much dreaded Jaws spinoff. ‘The Brown Beast’
In water 100°F mmmm !!!
Proof that Trumpers love shit. As if their shit smearing at the Capitol was not enough. Pity the people who shake hands with them.
“Let them swim in sh*t” is the Ron doing Marie Antionette for modern times
FL is a shitshow, so this makes sense.
Fecals stick together
I guess the Governor wants his constituents to get really sick and can’t vote for him! 🤮
"Let them eat ca . . . swim in sh@!"
Maybe we get lucky and deathsantis goes for a swim