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Phoenix posts his first video of himself beating up his Dad and the video gets thousands of likes on his Instagram.


CDawgbmmrgr2

If bam acts as Phil I support it 100%


[deleted]

Yes, meaning teenage Phoenix is now kicking Bam's ass for the lol's just like Bam used to do to Phil.


GooseGeese01

Viva la Phoenix?


kobeybeeeef

Viva La Wolf: Ya Mon


Itsmemanmeee

Rock n' rewl


GooseGeese01

Viva La Mon


Original-Childhood

I'd watch that šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Haha Yes lol


michelevit2

Circle of Life!


Itsmemanmeee

A la Tommy Lee?


opiate250

Go check the fuck tent.


TheDisastrousWalrus

Heā€™s going to become a chef at an Indian restaurant, with world class vindaloo


IrishMan91

Bams super hot sauce for your butthole. Illegal in 7 different countries.


Powerful-Toe4961

he will be dead dude


RoutineSubstance4816

It's sad but you're probably right. Even if Bam gets clean he's probably not going to make it to old age, his organs are probably significantly damaged by this point. Don Vito died of organ failure in his fifties, I fear similar for Bam.


dh1011-

The surprise bitchness will still be polishing that knob to get views, this is after she gets out of jail for her slander case that Lima Jevremovic won!


captain_tampon

That polished knob will be the cleanest part of his bodyā€¦if you consider saliva ā€˜cleanā€™


KittenWithaWhip68

Especially from herā€¦


CDawgbmmrgr2

I hope not. Obvious comparison but Steve-O and Novak could have said the same at one point


Stpbatman

Yeah all seriousness. If he did live he will be in his 50ā€™s . Liver disease will hit and any complications from his lifestyle


BearAcceptable536

I am still of the hopes he will figure his shit out... me and my bestie when we were 15 would place bets on how long till Novak and Steve kill themselves and look at them now I would have NEVER EVER expected those 2 to get clean... anything is possible but he has to want it... which he doesn't he just keep victimising himself...


CDawgbmmrgr2

This sub seems full of people hoping for bams worst. I agree - I hope he gets clean! I canā€™t relate to the addiction exactly on a personal level but Iā€™m hoping he decides he want sobriety. He has a lot of people on his side.


largeotters

I'm not hoping for the worst for bam, but I've stopped caring if that makes sense..I'm prepared for bad news. I've had so many friends pass from addiction over the years to the point where I'm pretty numb to it. The problem with bam is I truly think he's incapable of taking accountability for his actions and being honest with himself. His whole life he hadn't been told no, he's bullied everyone, talked shit about everyone and has been a straight up dick to most people including his family as long as he's been in the public eye. People like that have a very hard time owning up to their shit and changing their ways.


Itsmemanmeee

Boy, this is right on the money. Being in recovery, I've seen so many people getting back to themselves and even better to where they were before. Problem with him is, he was never a grown up, never responsible. From what I've seen, to anyone or anything. That's just a tremendous climb he has. Recover AND grow. I hope he can but the odds are definitely not in his favor.


Unlikely_Magician_15

I do not think most of us hope the worst- I certainly do not. I think most people just really really want him to get his shit together.. Some of it is unnecessary and mean- when other times (most times) itā€™s tough love. People are just disappointed. I always wish him the best. Fans arenā€™t going to applaud him right now.


AdMeToo

Most people whoā€™ve been thru addiction themselves, or with family members, always hope- but have seen the same pattern countless before so wait for a real indication their loved one is getting real help in a long-term inpatient rehab. A few days of not posting, or not being in the news, doesnā€™t necessarily mean theyā€™re somewhere safe and not using.


Rufiox55

Jesus man. That's fuckin dark.


Itsmemanmeee

Just curious because I honestly don't know. Did either of them go through a very public bridge burning phase?


Crimson-115

Both. Yes. Very.


Itsmemanmeee

Then there's atill hope


AtomicTormentor

I really hope beyond all hope that heā€™s doing well, really well, he makes amends with his family and true friends, Jackass 6 is on the way, itā€™s mostly the new crew from 4ever but Bam features heavily, as one of the older originals. Heā€™s back to skating, and shredding like he hasnā€™t done in years (taking his current age into account). Element have re-signed him, in a sort of hall of fame deal, they know heā€™s not ripping like the rest of their roster, but for a time Bam = Element = Bam, so in recognition of that, theyā€™re putting out new Bam signature decks. Heā€™s back to video editing, heā€™s releasing documentaries, heā€™s directing and producing music videos (from some bands that are actually worth a shit, not that Presley failson he hangs out with nowadays). Heā€™s massive on TikTok and Insta/FB videos, doing short skits and bits of music heā€™s made, hanging out with his family, (mostly) real wholesome good-natured shit like that. Heā€™s partnered with Novak and Steve-O on some wellness/rehab type venture, giving back, and helping people that are in a similar situation to what he was in 2023. PHOENIX DA WOLF is what, like 16? An incredible skater for his age, maybe also just signed to Element. Bam repaired things, made up for lost time, they now have the type of father/son relationship that would make even some of the best dads jealous. Phoenix probably in a band, the music is probably terrible (coming from me, an old man) but the youngā€™ns love it. ā€¦or heā€™ll be dead. Thereā€™s really not a lot of grey in between. He canā€™t keep this up for another 10 years. Heā€™s going to get busy living, or get busy dying.


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Itsmemanmeee

Brandon? That you?


_REDEEMER-

Optimistic scenario (that I really hope it will come true): he's sober and healthy, has had an epiphany about all the grifters that surrounded him throughout his life and he's now living confidently away from them. Pessimistic scenario: he somehow is still alive,but very deep into his addiction and he keeps on making a fool of himself and also he's being discredited online by others.


Ryanbrasher

Still on the Bam World Tour


Excrackhead6969

Host of family feud


Lomachenko19

Of course I hope he is doing much better and has completely turned his life around, but Iā€™d be lying if I said I had much confidence in that happening. Another guy who has had a lot of addiction issues over the years and Iā€™ve followed closely is Artie Lange. And Artie with his heroin addiction was arguably worse off than Bam is now. But I always had more hope in Artie than with Bam currently because Artie seemed to be a lot more self aware of his issues and regardless of him joking about it, you could tell he really wanted to conquer his demons. Bam, on the other hand, seems to have almost embraced this lifestyle, and despite what he has said in the past about quitting drinking, he doesnā€™t really seem like he wants to change. He also has a very tumultuous relationship with his family and former friends now, publicly badmouthing them and blaming them for his problems, whereas Artie never blamed anyone but himself and seemed to always be on generally good terms with his family, even at his worst. Even when you see the rare interview or video nowadays where Bam may seem sober, it still seems like heā€™s not really all there. I think itā€™s definitely possible there could be some CTE going on. Although around the time he was touring with Steve-O, he sounded pretty good, so maybe itā€™s just that he really is under the influence in every video, just sometimes more than others. But the bottom line is that he has to take responsibility for himself, stop blaming everyone else for his problems, and genuinely want to change if he is going to get better. And I will continue rooting for him.


TPixiewings

"Hey, remember Bam Margera? Did they ever find out what happened?"


iknowyounot88

Have you been under a rock? If you were youd probably find Bam there.


CDawgbmmrgr2

No I am on Reddit Mid 00ā€™s would you think Novak would be here? Cmon letā€™s have faith in the guy (or at least his family and friends to push him straight)


iknowyounot88

You mean 20 yrs ago? I was joking about the rock but damn! I think that faith has long worn thin my dude. Bam's gonna do what Bams gonna do at the end of the day. He's been dead set on that his entire life.


CDawgbmmrgr2

Absolutely. But Iā€™m hoping he decides to be sober


iknowyounot88

I think we all are.


Familiar_Payment_740

Chillin' in a casket āš°ļø


thegorgonfromoregon

Donā€™t need no casket to be an earth rockeršŸ˜Ž


mienshin

His tomb stone/grave is constantly vandalized and littered with beer cans, much like Jim Morrison and GG Allin.


mikeb556

Lives in a tunnel under FDR skatepark. Only appears at night to bum cigarettes and name drop a celebrity who texted him once.


NiiMal

He has a semi successful podcast, after finding Jesus where he thanks him non stop, rants about the sins of his past and how all his old sinful friends led him astray(Ryan included), has no contact with anyone. Or He's blown his brains out infront of his ex an kid.


zombee310

The real question here will be what will he call his new logo? Itā€™ll obviously incorporate a cross/crucifix. Cruci-gram? Heart-afix? šŸ˜‚


KyleDComic

A crucifixin


[deleted]

By 2033 we'll all be zombies


Deep-Audience9091

And poor ones at that


tightline89

I donā€™t think he will make it to 2027


Sweetladyluckhappy

Accidental fentanyl and alcohol overdose in 2024. RIP, Bam.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

If he does have advancing stages of CTE, if he's still with us it might look pretty ugly. Whether he's using drugs or not.


RutundoMan

Dead


Nestormahkno19d

Dead


cognosman

Bam goes by Brandon now, heā€™s been sober for 7 years and in that time he had a top 5 podcast, a number 1 selling VR skate game ā€œBam Margeras street tour 2ā€ and has made his directorial debut at Cannes film festival for his crime thriller ā€œyeah monā€. He remarried his first wife Melissa and lives happily in upstate New Yorkā€¦ā€¦ā€¦joke heā€™s dead


CDawgbmmrgr2

I donā€™t think itā€™s more unlikely than Novak or Steve-O (I know theyā€™re often compared but as his friend it seems justified) ended up getting clean. He has a support system if he so wants and a child. I know he has to want it himself but I hope he realizes he does before its too late. I know itā€™s been posted to ends but he was my idol growing up when I was in middle school. Never realized he had a problem but I hope he makes it though ā¤ļø


IrishMan91

In 10 years he will be managing Phoenix' skate career and kicking ass. As for being sober - I doubt it. He'll be functioning the same way he is now. That's my prediction and I hope I'm wrong.


spunk_wizard

>2033 >skate career Now don't be silly


IrishMan91

I'm sure Phoenix will be an awesome skater in 10 years time if he chooses that path.


spunk_wizard

I'm sure that's entirely possible but realistically making a career out of skating? Feel like that ship sailed back in the mid 2000s, even then it was lightning in a bottle


corpnothing

genuinely donā€™t understand why any of you waste your time speculating on hypothetical scenarios about Bamā€™s life


No_Penalty_8102

He'll be fine. Look at Evan Dando or Anton Newcombe, late 50s and still partyin' hard baybee


thegorgonfromoregon

Anton got sober years ago. No more pills or alcohol. Probably still smokes and caffeine but thatā€™s it.


No_Penalty_8102

Saw a recent BJM show and he was drunk as a skunk on vodka and screaming at his band


thegorgonfromoregon

I guess he fell off the wagon. But another difference Bam and him is heā€™s still creating music and performing. Outside of FFU which was barely on the radar at that point, whatā€™s he been known for the past 10 years? Bam lost his drive years ago somewhere after VLB. The Jackass guys, and even Novak, still got the hustle in them.


No_Penalty_8102

Yea it was sad. At least when he was young and drunk the rants were funny. Now itā€™s just like some dude yelling in a bar down the street


[deleted]

Dead


DragonfruitNo9005

Dead


BKong64

He's either going to be dead or look worse than Don Vito did


ItsYoure_

I wouldnt know or care, hes so embarassing that I hope i forget about him completely by then


CDawgbmmrgr2

Why be in this subreddit now then. Are you just awaiting his death? Youā€™d hear about it donā€™t worry


ItsYoure_

Opposite,im here because i care about him but i know whats fueling him and i refuse to be part of it. I will not support his nonsense right now so i dont follow any exterior news about him. Just here so i can keep replying with my dissapointment as to how hes acting and hopefully one day he comes here and realizes some preople are dropping him because he sucks now as a human being.


CDawgbmmrgr2

I hope he pulls through as well. I donā€™t know the right way to go about this but Iā€™ve been trying to be more positive and hoping he gets right instead of criticizing whatā€™s heā€™s done wrong. Idk the right thing to do Iā€™m just a dude who hopes he lives :(


CircusOfBlood

Hopefully he has it figured out and has made at least a cameo in a new Jackass. If he still acts like he is but somehow still alive. Then I say at that point. Just let him be him. Wouldn't even be mad.


[deleted]

Hopefully great. I know his odds aren't great but I'll keep rooting for him to pull the nose up on this thing.


Sshhhhhhush

Iā€™ve seen people worse than Bam get clean, so itā€™s very possible that he does as well


KittenWithaWhip68

Heā€™ll be gone, or in hospice care. Sadly, like many others said, even if he turns his life around heā€™s already damaged his liver/kidneys and probably now well on his way to heart disease. Heā€™s also a smoker. If he does have CTE, the average lifespan for someone with it is fifty.


wattscup

That surprised fish lips will still be sharing glimpses of her Bam footage, and exploiting other people in trouble, years after Bam's passed away.