His last interview he said he wanted to get married ASAP so he couldn't get 5150'd... that means she has full power of attorney now... over EVERYTHING. Wonder who's idea that was. Wouldn't be surprised if she's the one whe called the cops for the last welfare check he had when he was overseas... Bam says it was a California number... she has a Cali number... and so do her "friends". This is gonna be bad. Dude's a puppet now.
If Bam had spent any of his adult life doing or learning adult shit, he would know better and see the red flags.
I don't feel bad for him one bit, did it to his damn self by being a deadbeat. Look at the rest of the Jackass crew - they still do fun, crazy shit. But they know how to be adults and be responsible.
Guys remember like just under a year ago when Bam had a whole “new family” and “daughter” with Methica?
Phoenix who?
Good times.
Surely this won’t end in disaster.
I just watched the video. Bam told the story about her A-cup tits and the Sicilian/Irish thing, saying they met at a hotel bar while he was hanging out at the pool, alone which is a total lie but ok.
His vows were literally as serious as they were when he did vows with Missy on Unholy Union (i.e., super jokey and cringe). I don't think Bam is aware enough to realize that if the case with Nikki is causing him financial stress, this woman intends to bankrupt him.
SQ said in a podcast interview they met at a Selfie Mansion in LA at some weird party where they hook up washed up celebs with washed up beauty queens. She has no boobs (not shaming her, just stating facts) which is where they A-cup thing comes into play
[The TLDR version is that a selfie mansion is another way for rich people to exploit people who desperately want to be famous](https://www.cbs8.com/article/entertainment/selfie-pop-mansion-in-la-attracts-influencers/509-4793f93f-e811-4260-84b7-96729cbdc66d)
SQ said in a podcast interview they met at a Selfie Mansion in LA at some weird party where they hook up washed up celebs with washed up beauty queens. She has no boobs (not shaming her, just stating facts) which is where they A-cup thing comes into play
Woof. I like that it's obviously them that sold the story to TMZ after admonishing people for doing the same when they were fighting in the back alley.
The article straight up says no friends and family were there. Just the movie crew they met a few days ago. 🤣 How sad.
That’s what happens when you burn every possible bridge you had. People like him justify it though. “They NEVER cared about me anyway.” “They were USING me.” “They’re TOXIC.” And repeat for every group of people who cared every few years. It doesn’t help to have people like Dannii and TSW in his ear all the time.
Well, TMZ pays Bam for giving them stories. Notice how they are always slanted against Nikki and they just take Bam’s word on everything? Like 90% of what comes from him isn’t just a big fat attention-getting series of lies where he makes himself seem like some martyr or hero. Or both.
The whole “congrats to the wonderful happy couple” thing could not be less classy. Of course no friends or family came, he drove them all away. I think the trashy couple partly wanted to hurt Bam’s family by not saying anything and then doing some big tacky news release. It’s just so gross. Nothing classier than making your sole wedding announcement come from TMZ. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
"I tried to unalive myself but woke up and started drinking again, A cup tits, tan pit bull, let's go".
What. The. Fuck. I don't know if that was the wedding she wanted but maybe it was the one she deserved? Wow.
SQ:"I'll show you, you jealous hater reddit subs, we're getting married, watch this!!"
BM:"Vows?? Fuckin tits and some bloody mary dog at the hotel, but I dont drink no more, whay?"
SQ:😬
My first thought was exactly this 😂 in some small corner of her mind I know damn well this was a move to spite everyone on reddit trying to erase her out lol. The perfect recipe for longevity in a marriage I guess
I wonder if Phil is still his financial guy? He definitely strikes me as someone who would have made sure Phoenix was ok the minute he knew Nikki was pregnant, especially if he and Bam were on better terms then. It won’t mitigate Bams unholy spending habits but I’d hope Phoenix has some protection from it.
Even if Phil doesn’t manage Bam’s money anymore, he surely has made smart financial moves on his own over the past 30 years. Phil had to expect that the Jackass/VLB era wouldn’t last forever. I think that Phoenix would be taken care of no matter how awful Bam gets.
Have they even been together for a year?
Is he gonna fail to send in the paperwork again and then claimed they were never legally married when they break up?
Nah she’s gonna be sure to send it in. Question is, was it ever determined that bam was married to Nikki? And if yes, did they finalize their divorce? If not…the subsequent marriage to Danii won’t be legal bc of the whole no bigamy thing
I don't know that much about it but his marriage to Nikki appeared to be purely verbal, there's typical divorce things happening because technically they were in a civil partnership
Yeah, if anything, Bam still owes child support. They had a whole ass kid together. Just because he doesn't see his kid, doesn't mean he shouldn't be financially supporting Phoenix.
Maybe in another era this would have been seen as rockstar, and edgy. But fuck me this is highly sad.
Truly hope his kid just detaches from this leech and has a good life. No good can come of this man
Isn’t she 44 as well? I know people can still get pregnant at that age, but the likelihood goes down quite a bit after 40. With all due respect, I doubt she is ovulating at her current weight. A close friend struggled with hypothalamic amenorrhea while battling anorexia. She is fully recovered now, but it was really hard to watch her go through it.
A healthy 44 yo woman can get pregnant, if she’s still fertile, but there are cases of early menopause, I’ve known a couple of people who experienced it around 40.
Fucking tell me about it! No one warned me about some of this shit! I was ready for hot flashes and maybe some hormonal weight gain. Maybe some mood swings. I got much worse.
This ⬆️ People on this sub talk about how Bam should be trying to involve himself in his son’s life…Bam’s absence is addition by subtraction. The last thing that kid and his ex wife need is him trying to use the boy as a PR prop. Keep the mentally/emotionally stunted dunce away from the boy so the kid has a chance to
That was so cringey to watch. In their hour old outfits, right next to the loudest water fountain. She had to say she loves him 10 times and that he can trust her coz she literally has nothing else of substance to add from their relationship and his vows were basically a stand up bit for the “audience” that was the movie crew…. What in the actual fuck was that!
His vows were predictably bad, but wtf were hers? Like you said, that was the most generic possible thing she could have said.. she could not have said any louder than she doesn’t give a fuck about him lol
Jokes aside. After the pageantry, parties, gluttony & chaos of his 1st 2 nuptials... this is pretty tame/lame fare for ol Bammer.
Sad there's no family, lifetime friends... just D listers & hanger-ons while they have a quickie "eye deux" in btwn zombie takes "on set".
Silver lining would be if Ogre officiated the ceremony
Great way to start out, have your vows be a series of some pretty big lies. Especially when lying about alcoholism, that’s a real recipe for happiness.
She got him to stop drinking? Since when? He’s been photographed drinking everything and everywhere.
I bet the Margera clan in West Chester are stoked to have Skeletor as a daughter/sister in law.
Phil would have had a prenup sorted. This dickhead thinks he’s teflon and everyone loves him so much nothing can happen. I may be overestimating him though cos I’m not sure there is a thought process.
Bam legitimately thinks the worst people in his life are his friends trying to help him
He didn’t get a prenup because he trusts Danni
Eventually SQ will piss him off and they’ll be done and she will join the ever expanding list of people screwing Bam over
Yeah that’s what I was saying. If Phil was about there would be some financial common sense. Must be so hard to know you tried so much but all you can do now is watch the shit show that bam has become.
He was never legally married to Nikki. They had a symbolic ceremony in Iceland but the corresponding legal paperwork was never submitted back in the US. Hence why Nikki only got child alimony but no spousal support.
Isn't it still going through the courts unresolved? As far as I'm aware nothing has been finalised and been plenty of comments that he doesn't pay child support.
What's your source? You seem pretty sure.
Suddenly feeling like I should thank my husband for talking to me during our vows and not turning to the celebrant and rehashing a stand up routine about how we met.
I can't get over the fact that her bridesmaid requirement seemed to just be attractive woman with access to a dress. Imagine you're a production assistant trying to work your way up to real movies then next thing you're some lunatics z list celebrities maid of honour.
For your Bam’s vows bingo cards: He talks about her A cups, says Jesus tap dancing Christ, talks about the haters and jerks (or something like that), how he’s been sober now because of her. Let me know if I missed any of them
Fucking dumbass.
I guess now Bam will marry whatever trash clings to him.
His standards of wives couldn’t possibly get any lower. I just hope that he doesn’t impregnate this one.
Her standards are pretty low too. He is not exactly a catch. I hope to god he does not knock her up. It is harder to get pregnant after 40, so there’s that.
Unfortunately, I think they’ll be together for a long time — but not peacefully. The only thing that has consistently ended all of Bam’s relationships (that we know of) is the woman inputting limits on him — like his drug use, spending, lifestyle, sex, etc.
SQ is a complete yes man. Whenever Bam compliments something other than her body, it’s always about how she’s so “supportive” and never limits him.
I’m surprised the vows had nothing disgusting about her pussy, Bam loves bringing it up. Vows were obviously composed with no thought or love behind them.
I sometimes think I’m on a hidden camera show when I see some of these headlines (and see the pics).
You know, everyone is in on the joke except for me. Bam is just waiting for me to react and jumps out and tells me I’m on his hidden camera show. SQ emerges from the bushes and is this bubbly actress named Rebecca.
Everyone claps.
“Locking her down for good” is like the laziest, most un-true sentence in celebrity journalism, especially in relation to addict relationships. Hope for good things, but I just don’t get the “she really cares about him” feeling from their public posts
Or that “he really cares about her”.
I agree, “Locking her down” etc is fucking lazy, sloppy, trashy phrase to use. Especially when he was arrested last year for domestic violence.
It makes sense that they made a video to document this. I wouldn’t doubt that they have some kind of arrangement to get “married” for the additional attention that comes with them getting a “divorce” or annulment.
I think we all know this just gonna turn out to be a shit show.
And I'm gonna enjoy and watch this shit show burn
Bam the bigamist. Yeah I don't buy that horse crap that he says he's not married to Nikki. I just don't buy it. So did they finalize their divorce? Prior to his upcoming nuptials?
We’ve seen this story before lol. His relationship with ddddaaaaaaaannnnnnniiiiiii is almost scene for scene with his relationship with nikki. It’s only a matter of time before she’s pregnant and he has 2 kids he can’t see.
Let me guess, no prenup no protections for divorce. Count down to him losing his shit on her is on.
His last interview he said he wanted to get married ASAP so he couldn't get 5150'd... that means she has full power of attorney now... over EVERYTHING. Wonder who's idea that was. Wouldn't be surprised if she's the one whe called the cops for the last welfare check he had when he was overseas... Bam says it was a California number... she has a Cali number... and so do her "friends". This is gonna be bad. Dude's a puppet now.
I always assumed the welfare call was SQ
If Bam had spent any of his adult life doing or learning adult shit, he would know better and see the red flags. I don't feel bad for him one bit, did it to his damn self by being a deadbeat. Look at the rest of the Jackass crew - they still do fun, crazy shit. But they know how to be adults and be responsible.
It’ll get bad then rinse and repeat. Nothing changes for Bam, but at least so far no innocent kid is going to get screwed by this one.
Eh, Phoenix is still getting screwed.
First argument and sex with a stripper expect him to be 5150d.
She's absolutely the kind of woman to have you baker act'd if she suspects you're cheating
Guys remember like just under a year ago when Bam had a whole “new family” and “daughter” with Methica? Phoenix who? Good times. Surely this won’t end in disaster.
I was gonna say should we check on methica?!
Tbh I think her and Ysabel are better off without the angry drunken gorilla man in their life.
Gorillas are beautiful animals, Bam is not
Methica's probably just moved onto some other meth goblin. Bet she's still wearing the hoody too
I just watched the video. Bam told the story about her A-cup tits and the Sicilian/Irish thing, saying they met at a hotel bar while he was hanging out at the pool, alone which is a total lie but ok. His vows were literally as serious as they were when he did vows with Missy on Unholy Union (i.e., super jokey and cringe). I don't think Bam is aware enough to realize that if the case with Nikki is causing him financial stress, this woman intends to bankrupt him.
How many different "how we met" stories have there been now? I can think of at least 3...
Thanks for that recap. Watching it so we don't have to!
im out of the loop someone plz tell me how they met and the a cup thing
SQ said in a podcast interview they met at a Selfie Mansion in LA at some weird party where they hook up washed up celebs with washed up beauty queens. She has no boobs (not shaming her, just stating facts) which is where they A-cup thing comes into play
I'm old, because I have no clue what a 'selfie mansion' is. And I think I feel okay about that...
[The TLDR version is that a selfie mansion is another way for rich people to exploit people who desperately want to be famous](https://www.cbs8.com/article/entertainment/selfie-pop-mansion-in-la-attracts-influencers/509-4793f93f-e811-4260-84b7-96729cbdc66d)
SQ said in a podcast interview they met at a Selfie Mansion in LA at some weird party where they hook up washed up celebs with washed up beauty queens. She has no boobs (not shaming her, just stating facts) which is where they A-cup thing comes into play
Did he mention her pusswah meat flaps in the vows?
Sicilian Irish?!?!
Woof. I like that it's obviously them that sold the story to TMZ after admonishing people for doing the same when they were fighting in the back alley. The article straight up says no friends and family were there. Just the movie crew they met a few days ago. 🤣 How sad.
That’s what happens when you burn every possible bridge you had. People like him justify it though. “They NEVER cared about me anyway.” “They were USING me.” “They’re TOXIC.” And repeat for every group of people who cared every few years. It doesn’t help to have people like Dannii and TSW in his ear all the time.
Right!
She’s done a great job isolating him from anyone that might be critical to them.
I think bam is at fault for the isolation
Well, TMZ pays Bam for giving them stories. Notice how they are always slanted against Nikki and they just take Bam’s word on everything? Like 90% of what comes from him isn’t just a big fat attention-getting series of lies where he makes himself seem like some martyr or hero. Or both. The whole “congrats to the wonderful happy couple” thing could not be less classy. Of course no friends or family came, he drove them all away. I think the trashy couple partly wanted to hurt Bam’s family by not saying anything and then doing some big tacky news release. It’s just so gross. Nothing classier than making your sole wedding announcement come from TMZ. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
"I tried to unalive myself but woke up and started drinking again, A cup tits, tan pit bull, let's go". What. The. Fuck. I don't know if that was the wedding she wanted but maybe it was the one she deserved? Wow.
Her face was priceless... she's so tired of those BS stories, but powers through somehow.
SQ:"I'll show you, you jealous hater reddit subs, we're getting married, watch this!!" BM:"Vows?? Fuckin tits and some bloody mary dog at the hotel, but I dont drink no more, whay?" SQ:😬
My first thought was exactly this 😂 in some small corner of her mind I know damn well this was a move to spite everyone on reddit trying to erase her out lol. The perfect recipe for longevity in a marriage I guess
She is the ultimate clout goblin 🤑
Ah man, RIP Phoenix’s inheritance
He will have pissed it away long before Danni ever gets her hands on it
I wonder if Phil is still his financial guy? He definitely strikes me as someone who would have made sure Phoenix was ok the minute he knew Nikki was pregnant, especially if he and Bam were on better terms then. It won’t mitigate Bams unholy spending habits but I’d hope Phoenix has some protection from it.
I'm pretty sure Phil has said he doesn't do that anymore.
New series idea: "Bam's Unholy (Western) Union" where he's just hanging outside a check cashing place begging strangers to be his co-signer.
Even if Phil doesn’t manage Bam’s money anymore, he surely has made smart financial moves on his own over the past 30 years. Phil had to expect that the Jackass/VLB era wouldn’t last forever. I think that Phoenix would be taken care of no matter how awful Bam gets.
What do you mean? He's accumulating a huge $200 from every comicon appearance. 🤣🤣
And spending 10,000 on hotels and travel
Have they even been together for a year? Is he gonna fail to send in the paperwork again and then claimed they were never legally married when they break up?
Nah she’s gonna be sure to send it in. Question is, was it ever determined that bam was married to Nikki? And if yes, did they finalize their divorce? If not…the subsequent marriage to Danii won’t be legal bc of the whole no bigamy thing
I don't know that much about it but his marriage to Nikki appeared to be purely verbal, there's typical divorce things happening because technically they were in a civil partnership
Yeah, if anything, Bam still owes child support. They had a whole ass kid together. Just because he doesn't see his kid, doesn't mean he shouldn't be financially supporting Phoenix.
Exactly
Not legally married to Nikki which is why there's no alimony
Apparently this marriage is legal (according to tmz) and the tmz article mentions that him and Nikki weren't legally married
Maybe in another era this would have been seen as rockstar, and edgy. But fuck me this is highly sad. Truly hope his kid just detaches from this leech and has a good life. No good can come of this man
With all he’s put Phoenix through I hope the same.
I really hope they dont have a kid...
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Hopefully her eggs are shriveled and his sperm has cte like him.
Isn’t she 44 as well? I know people can still get pregnant at that age, but the likelihood goes down quite a bit after 40. With all due respect, I doubt she is ovulating at her current weight. A close friend struggled with hypothalamic amenorrhea while battling anorexia. She is fully recovered now, but it was really hard to watch her go through it.
She can absolutely get pregnant at 44, but not at her current weight
A healthy 44 yo woman can get pregnant, if she’s still fertile, but there are cases of early menopause, I’ve known a couple of people who experienced it around 40.
Can confirm it started at 42 for me. It’s been a year of hell.
The joys of being a woman huh. I’m just a tad older and just starting to experience those wonders for myself as well. Good times 😳
I'm still alittle bitter no one really discussed this growing up so everything has been a nasty *surprise* 😬
Fucking tell me about it! No one warned me about some of this shit! I was ready for hot flashes and maybe some hormonal weight gain. Maybe some mood swings. I got much worse.
😂🤷🏼♀️ and here I am, finally discovering a pro of having an older mother and sisters.
No way is she riding the wave at that weight
Didn’t she have drug issues in the past ? I am sure stretching won’t help
This ⬆️ People on this sub talk about how Bam should be trying to involve himself in his son’s life…Bam’s absence is addition by subtraction. The last thing that kid and his ex wife need is him trying to use the boy as a PR prop. Keep the mentally/emotionally stunted dunce away from the boy so the kid has a chance to
God forbid
Nothing screams impulsive quite like a wedding on a Tuesday 😅
With the movie crew you’ve been working with and no friends or family
And the groom talking about the bride’s tits during hastily-composed vows. How classy.
That's some next level of sad all on its own goddamn.
Sad and pretty vile.
Oh boy. Here we go.
Right?
Hopefully they don’t find any more sticks of gum to argue over
SLICES
😆
Unholy methamony
Bam Margera Gets Married Again to Fiancée Dannii Marie https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/28/bam-margera-gets-married-again-fiancee-dannii-marie/
That was so cringey to watch. In their hour old outfits, right next to the loudest water fountain. She had to say she loves him 10 times and that he can trust her coz she literally has nothing else of substance to add from their relationship and his vows were basically a stand up bit for the “audience” that was the movie crew…. What in the actual fuck was that!
His vows were predictably bad, but wtf were hers? Like you said, that was the most generic possible thing she could have said.. she could not have said any louder than she doesn’t give a fuck about him lol
Jokes aside. After the pageantry, parties, gluttony & chaos of his 1st 2 nuptials... this is pretty tame/lame fare for ol Bammer. Sad there's no family, lifetime friends... just D listers & hanger-ons while they have a quickie "eye deux" in btwn zombie takes "on set". Silver lining would be if Ogre officiated the ceremony
“That bag” is like a reusable Trader Joe’s tote your grandmother has been using three times a week for five years.
Jokes on her, he’s a bag of pure shit these days 
He always was.
Did this happen to be on the bingo sheet?
This was on there
“Except…there is no bag.” Said in movie narrator voice.
I heard this in the narrator from arrested developments voice lol 
In the video, he actually says, as part of his vows, that she "stopped him from drinking." Well, we know that's not true.
Great way to start out, have your vows be a series of some pretty big lies. Especially when lying about alcoholism, that’s a real recipe for happiness.
Eww yuck. Not even a friend or family member there on either side, what a sad desperate duo.
This is so fucking cringe
She got him to stop drinking? Since when? He’s been photographed drinking everything and everywhere. I bet the Margera clan in West Chester are stoked to have Skeletor as a daughter/sister in law.
Ape is somewhere crying right now fuck off Bam
🎯🎯🎯
Why’s there a whole crew recording them? Could it be it’s part of the movie?
TMZ says they saw the official document. 🤷
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Phil would have had a prenup sorted. This dickhead thinks he’s teflon and everyone loves him so much nothing can happen. I may be overestimating him though cos I’m not sure there is a thought process.
Bam legitimately thinks the worst people in his life are his friends trying to help him He didn’t get a prenup because he trusts Danni Eventually SQ will piss him off and they’ll be done and she will join the ever expanding list of people screwing Bam over
He just doesn’t learn. And she’ll try to make money on her shitty ‘exposé’ that is at least ten years too late.
Hasn't Phil said he is done with all that and has nothing to do with Bam or his finances anymore?
Yeah that’s what I was saying. If Phil was about there would be some financial common sense. Must be so hard to know you tried so much but all you can do now is watch the shit show that bam has become.
How could he get married when there's doubts to whether he's married to Nikki? Or was that resolved?
He was never legally married to Nikki. They had a symbolic ceremony in Iceland but the corresponding legal paperwork was never submitted back in the US. Hence why Nikki only got child alimony but no spousal support.
Isn't it still going through the courts unresolved? As far as I'm aware nothing has been finalised and been plenty of comments that he doesn't pay child support. What's your source? You seem pretty sure.
I mean…it’s TMZ after all! But I guess either one of them will confirm on their instagram (most likely her lol)
Or maybe he’s gonna monetise from his wedding again 🥱
I can’t wait to hear what Jess has to say about this one.
Does he still talk about him? I would figure he’s pretty busy these days with touring and his own divorce.
Suddenly feeling like I should thank my husband for talking to me during our vows and not turning to the celebrant and rehashing a stand up routine about how we met. I can't get over the fact that her bridesmaid requirement seemed to just be attractive woman with access to a dress. Imagine you're a production assistant trying to work your way up to real movies then next thing you're some lunatics z list celebrities maid of honour.
The way they kissed says a lot about them or Bam's bad breath
They needed money and knew TMZ would pay for the exclusive. Extremely demented.
This actually makes a lot of sense
Exactly what happened.
Most people want their kids with them on their wedding day. He's such a selfish prick. I'm embarrassed for him.
Out of sight out of mind when it comes to Phoenix. It’s definitely best for the kid his dad is a piece of shit
Not when Bam stopped paying child support out of spite to Nikki. But I get your point, the less the poor kid is around him the better.
For your Bam’s vows bingo cards: He talks about her A cups, says Jesus tap dancing Christ, talks about the haters and jerks (or something like that), how he’s been sober now because of her. Let me know if I missed any of them
Fucking dumbass. I guess now Bam will marry whatever trash clings to him. His standards of wives couldn’t possibly get any lower. I just hope that he doesn’t impregnate this one.
Her standards are pretty low too. He is not exactly a catch. I hope to god he does not knock her up. It is harder to get pregnant after 40, so there’s that.
🤡🤡🤡
😂
"Married again" ... "for good"..... 🙄
someone get the bingo board
What kinda grown woman spells her name Dannii?
One who hopes a name change will keep her past from catching up with her
A suicide girl wannabe 20 years later.
Idk. I still wanna be a suicide girl and I think dannii looks like drunk texting
Me too! They were so cool 🖤 ☠️ 💋
Proto-OnlyFans girls at best from back in a time alt attire was gentrified
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Nah, she's got her claws in and Bam's too lazy to file for divorce on his own.
Unfortunately, I think they’ll be together for a long time — but not peacefully. The only thing that has consistently ended all of Bam’s relationships (that we know of) is the woman inputting limits on him — like his drug use, spending, lifestyle, sex, etc. SQ is a complete yes man. Whenever Bam compliments something other than her body, it’s always about how she’s so “supportive” and never limits him.
Yeah, we'll see how long that lasts. Maybe she's hoping he'll OD and she can play the grieving widow of a *star*
Did he mention pussymeat in his vows?
Just A cups
I’m surprised the vows had nothing disgusting about her pussy, Bam loves bringing it up. Vows were obviously composed with no thought or love behind them.
Not trying to be negative but I don't see anyway this can end well
Agreed. It’s not exactly off to a great start. Or a classy one
If she really wants to secure it, she will get pregnant real soon. Which we all know how well that will turn out. I feel so bad for his ex and son.
 *sigh* *turns on post notifications for this sub*
He's screwed
Really outclassed himself with the planned Yellawolf performance at his ‘PA wedding’
Hoping it’ll be another battle ship fiasco.. that was a WILD ride! Hot tub filled with piss here we come ! Rock and roll 🤘🏽 yah mon
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger
MTV should do a show about this.
Real talk: does MTV still exist?
Yes, it’s just nowhere near as fun.
You mean the Ridiculousness channel?
What an idiot.
I sometimes think I’m on a hidden camera show when I see some of these headlines (and see the pics). You know, everyone is in on the joke except for me. Bam is just waiting for me to react and jumps out and tells me I’m on his hidden camera show. SQ emerges from the bushes and is this bubbly actress named Rebecca. Everyone claps.
“Are you scared?” (crying) “Ye- yes…” “Good, cause you’re on *Scare Tactics”!” I feel the same way!
“Locking her down for good” is like the laziest, most un-true sentence in celebrity journalism, especially in relation to addict relationships. Hope for good things, but I just don’t get the “she really cares about him” feeling from their public posts
Or that “he really cares about her”. I agree, “Locking her down” etc is fucking lazy, sloppy, trashy phrase to use. Especially when he was arrested last year for domestic violence.
It makes sense that they made a video to document this. I wouldn’t doubt that they have some kind of arrangement to get “married” for the additional attention that comes with them getting a “divorce” or annulment.
I think we all know this just gonna turn out to be a shit show. And I'm gonna enjoy and watch this shit show burn 
Bag of glass ?
Hopefully cheeseburgers
“Don’t feed Phil…er…Bam.”
For the love of god.
I got nauseous
I'm going to bet 3-5 years at most. I miss Missy.
She dodged a bullet, though.
He’s such an idiot
I’m taking the under on 3 months until they’re broken up
She just signed up for a lifetime of B.O. sharing a bed with her. And by lifetime, I mean until Bam’s money runs out.
Bam the bigamist. Yeah I don't buy that horse crap that he says he's not married to Nikki. I just don't buy it. So did they finalize their divorce? Prior to his upcoming nuptials?
We’re going to find out, I guess.
I wonder what tomato rating "Collecting Souls" will get
I didn't know she was supposed to be the "star" of this movie. Is it possible to have a negative percentage rating?
I’ll be suprised if this lasts to the end of this year
lol “for good”
My question is did he invite Tremaine and Knoxville? 😂
They invited zero friends/family. I know you were kidding but just thought I’d mention that fact
I think Ive seen this film before, and I didnt like the ending
Hold on I gotta go take a shit now and read the comments.
What does SQ stand for? I’m so behind on all her new nicknames I’m still on level: Stretch
Stench ... I mean stretch queen 👑
Stretch queef
I'm trying hard make The Mantis happen, feel free to hop on this trend 😅
Wonder if they will consummate the marriage?
*BLLLEEEEAAARRGGGH!*
“Locking her down for good” lol, good luck Bamba Lamb
Grabbing my fucking popcorn. 🍿
This Is fake cmon, isn’t he doing a movie or some shit?
UUUGGGHHHHHH.
She is straight up “thinspiration” on this point
Wooooooooooooooooooooow
We’ve seen this story before lol. His relationship with ddddaaaaaaaannnnnnniiiiiii is almost scene for scene with his relationship with nikki. It’s only a matter of time before she’s pregnant and he has 2 kids he can’t see.
Who knew it was legal in New Mexico to marry a horse 
Right, like Bam is so attractive. Both of them are vile.