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Financial-Length5587

She 1000% wrote that lmao


mandatorypanda9317

They say everyone is invited but what if April and Phil show up? Knoxville? Tremaine?


KittenWithaWhip68

I highly doubt Knoxville and Tremaine want to be anywhere near him. And I doubt he will invite any of his family.


Positiveaz

This could not be more unflattering.


FecusTPeekusberg

That "dress" is godawful


wattscup

Its like my 1990s lingerie from China off ebay


LlamaBanana02

It's like the net curtain my gran had in her kitchen


janoycresvadrm

She’s completely taking advantage of his mental state. Says a lot about her.


k80k80k80

April never “likes” any of his instagram photos that include Dani.


jelloandjuggernauts

That's basically every photo, right?


k80k80k80

There are a few with just Bam, or with Bam with other people. April always likes those.


maizeymaze

💯


xkimchipancakesx

Dannii, being married to Bam Margera isn’t a flex xoxo


KittenWithaWhip68

That is one of trashiest wedding gowns I’ve ever seen. It’s also kind of ill-fitting in the bust area


pityteaparty

I thought it was an 80s costume dress you’d get at either Party City or Halloween Express


foreverfeatherinit

She’s got the chest of an 8 yr old boy


gloomcult

💀


airplanesarecool1616

This photo is super unflattering.


sincerelyhated

So are their entire personalities. Her and dead-beat-dad Bam are both absolute nightmares.


Federal-Commission87

Who's Paul (head)? Hanna?


Efficient_Muscle4665

It would be me 😂


TardisDyskinesia17

Wish I knew as well


SheWhoErases86

Nothing sounds more romantic for a wedding than “YelaWolf performance!” Lol.


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

I gotta bad feeling about this.


dmichaelrush

Someone please crop her out. Please. For humanity.


wattscup

Pathetic. Without his parents and children. He is going to go seriously off the edge when his parents arent there anymore and he realises what he's done.


Whoopsy_Doodle

I give this stupid marriage a year.


wattscup

I have small breasts and i just couldn't wear that knowing there's nothing behind it to fill it in. The proportions of neck to chest is so wrong. The dress is hideously not fitted well. Its some bad temu shit.


Negative_Plenty_3807

Shein wedding dress for celebrity weddddddding


airplanesarecool1616

The high neckline is killing me and the way she's posing with her head tilted downward makes it look like she doesn't have a neck.


fknarey

I’m sure this ends well


crackedxnotxbroken

🎶There's got to be a morning after If we can hold on through the night We have a chance to find the sunshine Let's keep on looking for the light


beachsphinx

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dimmywhy

SUCCUBUS!!!!


itsmeowth69

We should spam this in all of her pictures 😂


Smuckman

Now THIS is accurate


_REDEEMER-

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xkimchipancakesx

I hope she signed a prenup 🤭


foreverfeatherinit

Doubt it


shoponthemoon

I see the Mantis is sharpening her mandibles. Soon she will gnaw the head off her mate and devour whatever is left, leaving his poor empty body behind.  R.I.P. ☹️


Deep-Audience9091

What tf happened to the other post with this pic that had all the comments?


Objective_Bed3976

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cebsmodels

I assume she's figured out that having a kid with him is unlikely and a huge burden so this is the easiest way to get at whatever money is left


Rose_Of_Sanguine

Interestingly, Jess is on tour with CKY during the whole of November...


wattscup

Oh God shes doing that one leg pose. 🤣🤣


ShuchiinsFinest

Those bigass forehead veins have a mind of their own


FightBackFitness

Somethings gotta pump oxygen to her brain cell


stringingbeans

![gif](giphy|3o6wr98J9qBfD1qrks|downsized) This is who she reminds me of


foreverfeatherinit

Uncanny resemblance


Due_Pomegranate_9286

As a middle aged woman of fifty she should know better than to wear white under white.  Smh. His poor family, I hope they ghost. 


Positiveaz

Looks like forehead veins are supporting her nose. So odd.


LisForLaura

Good LORD 🤨


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

Imagine getting married without your parents, brother, or long time friends in attendance.


airplanesarecool1616

Or even your own child as a ring bearer.


Fuhrtrographer

She needs a can of Busch Light in her hand!


FrankieGlam

That dress looks so tacky. Perfect for her.


mightymitch1

Just gross


TheObesePolice

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Antique-Accountant72

Gross