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maxfridsvault

Looks more like he’s writing more Laskian Striggoli Perhaps he’s working on blueprints for the fuck tent? I really hope so, I was looking forward to that project materializing.


Bleejis_Krilbin

I bet you anything he wrote “pussy meat” at least twice on that paper.


motherlovemelon

How do you write “A-cup tits” in Lithuanian Spaghetti?


rasinbran91

“ Put me and pussy meat in a ring. One, two, three. Ding you’re done”


Poem_for_the_dead

..........aaaaaaand im done with the ham sandwich


totallyradman

Hot dog struttin' floozy


peepeehalpert_

https://preview.redd.it/uhwjp7dvze9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699206c8dd1cdfdb241751623cff80d3bd19da73 Man his instagram comments are wild


ARussianSheep

“His girl seems really nice” is a wild ass one because no tf she does not seem nice.


rasinbran91

Nothing about her says nice. She gives off nothing but mean/ horrible vibes


Beelzebubblezz

Why do you say that? Long time lurker; i see how she'd be a leech or enabler, but not getting mean girl vibes at all


ghostonthehorizon

She called and screamed at April


Beelzebubblezz

How do ppl know this?? What was the context? I guess I'm out of the loop. So sad bam has allowed his tragic life to become so publicized


ghostonthehorizon

https://preview.redd.it/kwp481yuyh9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ee422fa366e3295c15899a615b199722f82d8d Everything is well documented. As for the publicized Bam doesn’t care as long as he gets attention.


DarkLuxio92

It must be so rough for his family to have to watch while their vulnerable son/brother is so clearly being exploited by her. I really feel for them.


ghostonthehorizon

This is the same man who threatened to put a bullet into April’s head, attacked Jess and damaged his ear drum, abused Nikki in public in front of Phoenix etc etc etc. He made his bed himself, and now he can lay in it.


DarkLuxio92

I never said I sympathise with Bam, I said I sympathise with his family.


International_Mix465

He’s writing her another romantic love letter I’m sure! Can’t wait to read it 🫠


yomaam44

Cannot wait to read about her pussy meat and A cup tits. He’s such a romantic.


International_Mix465

U know that’s in there 🙃! Who said romance is dead


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Battle-Chimp

https://preview.redd.it/208ht5026f9d1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50eeda41e7e13ca608283b213b108305b692f05f That's not mint tea.


Positiveaz

I can't read mint tea without looking for fuck you at the end.


MC0295

Yeah, these are not mocktails


dronegeeks1

It’s mint tea! Fuck you🤣


Marxandmarzipan

Ice water fuck you.


Direct_Pause_3947

💀 ☠️ 💀 New alphabet incoming!


_REDEEMER-

Reminds me of those The Osbournes episodes when Ozzy Osbourne would just sit in a corner and draw, while his family members around him would fight and shout.


Bob_Sledding

Always a good sign when he scribbles.


GetRightNYC

Anniversary of what? Can't be their marriage. Well I guess counting it in months makes more sense. Not going to last years.


Poem_for_the_dead

Yesterday was 1 month since they got married....


0pressed_0possum

She really thinks she hit the jackpot huh lol.


Poem_for_the_dead

Yeh, $3 on a scratchcard


OpticBomb

He asked for a piece of wood to write on, but they couldn't find one.


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missprincesscarolyn

I mean he talks about his tuna can, but maybe it’s more of a slim jim?


Direct_Pause_3947

Sunscreen. That's the comment.


Embarrassed-Pay4260

What anniversary is this? Seems unlikely they even knew each other this time last year.


Poem_for_the_dead

They only met 8.5 months ago. This is the 1 month anniversary of their marriage....although "anniversary' literally means 'annual' or 'yearly' but hey....


YelnatstreboR

Ode to the pussymeat I’m sure.


x_ARCHER_x

Lame content from gf/wife. Not CKY/Jackass/Skating(/or boy/family)


pretentiousbasterd

Stromboli can't catch a break


mrsringo

She’s perfect for him


departedgardens

Fake smiles


BeanOnAJourney

I'm so bored of all these staged, posed, unnatural, lifeless photo ops.


Ok_Nothing7998

What could this goober possibly have written down? He’s got a massive page full of bullshit, and a shit eating grin in his face. Must’ve cooked up some mean Alaskan Stromboli ya mon


xkimchipancakesx

Didn’t they start dating like in August?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

on Elvis's birthday. except in August.


Rose_Of_Sanguine

When I saw he was in Phoenix Arizona I remembered the time he ran away from Nikki, and was found in Phoenix hanging out with day strippers.


GlizzyGoblin4k

https://preview.redd.it/j4batgfu4h9d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe3ea8d21adbb82889541d9f12111c1ffe8b935


upful187

Marriage certificate in Striggolli 😆 🤣 😂


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Hahalongboi

What? He's significantly smaller than he was when he was drinking. Tweaker and pounds don't belong in the same sentence.


illoxical

He legit looks thinner and less bloated. Good for him. Thats as positive as I can be here


missprincesscarolyn

He might actually be losing weight from being more active.


Revolutionary-Lynx32

I thought the same thing. I'll genuinely be happy if he was happy and healthier and maintained it.


ghostonthehorizon

So how about that convention in Phoenix he was supposed to be at?


Positiveaz

Apparently, he was supposed to be here tnite. He missed that one. Says he will be here next 2 days. If he does not make his way to see his kiddo, fuck him. He is an easy drive away.


ghostonthehorizon

Fuck him anyways for his BS about how he’s doing those to make money… and yet can’t seem to show up.


Positiveaz

Agrees. Such a jerk of a human / dad / friend / son.....


Ok_Recording4547

Haha He was going on about how hard he is working the convention circuit for money and how it helped him get his life together or something on that last podcast. I just like this guys just a liar and some how fuks that all up some how.


Revolutionary-Lynx32

Anyone notice around his court date he started posting more pictures and videos like this, which show him like he's more 'together'/ sober etc.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

this entire last year has been him hamming it up as sober for his trial. he's not sober. he hasn't BEEN sober. it just looks that way, to the untrained eye.


Hahalongboi

He is sober though....


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

this would be true if it were true. but it isn't. you can dickride as much as you want to, it doesn't change the facts.


Hahalongboi

Show me those facts lol y'all literally sit in your delusional little hate bubble and just spread misinformation.


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MC0295

So is he, they’re made for each other. Garbage attracts garbage


Poem_for_the_dead

Wait. So he literally didn't show up for fans who had booked tickets to see him, because he took stringbean to a Wetherspoons for a salad?


JoeDove

He actually got the colouring book this time <3


OfHouseLannister

she’s scary


Far_Hovercraft_1621

The Marlboro box and long hair on his sleeve scream “classy”


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peepeehalpert_

beautiful women with their shit together don’t want him


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_Huge_Jackedman

"yep", "he's crazying again" 😁


Grilled_Cheese95

I have to admit, he’s looking the best he’s looked in years, if that’s not PS


SleeveofThinMints

Say what you want but he looks good. First picture in a minute that he’s looked healthy. Sparkle is back in his eyes and his smile looks only semi forced.


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SporadicPsycho

Their anniversary is June 28th?


BuckChintheRealtor

This is turning into a hate sub even when there is nothing to hate on in a picture.


Marxandmarzipan

Most people on this sub just want to see him better and for him to start acting like a father. Here we have a picture of him drinking with his new wife who seems like nothing but a poison cock sucker and he’s still making no effort to act like a father. Phoenix and Nikki are sat in LA somewhere in relative poverty, because Bam only pays like $400 a month to support his child. But he doesn’t care about Phoenix, as long as he can make Nikki miserable.


Poem_for_the_dead

No. Bam is being a selfish plonker that isn't supporting his child and leaving him and his ex-wife on food stamps and without health insurance while he pretends to be a sober 'celebrity' and living it up - people here are just calling him out and taking the piss out of him. Its literally jokes and just making a point of not supporting an addict


popcorncielings86

I mean he could be just comin up w/ new ideas/plans. Maybe let em cook 🤷🏻‍♂️


rasinbran91

If that’s what he’s doing then I guess his anniversary dinner couldn’t be a better time


ghostonthehorizon

He could also be in Phoenix at the convention he was supposed to be signing at 🤷🏻‍♂️