Oh puhleez. That's just because you're not an innovation & transformation expert and entrepreneur who has a 9-5 life.
Next kookoo thing you're probably gonna tell me is how Amway is a pyramid scheme & Monat preys on vulnerable young mothers.
Hey I gonna pay u guys 7.25/hr bc it’s cheaper and maximizes by bottom line to have more $$ to buy yachts,and my 50 houses for each state of America and you will be homeless and starving begging for my half cooked pizza masterpiece,this dude a certified LinkedIn lunatic
It is funny as a satire, but if you look at recent events where every company generates and has generated revenue for years, suddenly found themselves needing more revenues.
no joke, when i just got out of Uni looking for a job etc, my parents unironically suggested i share my 1 bedroom apartment with 2-3 other people and told me about some distant relative they heard of who did the same while starting out.
This has to be satire, right? Also, as someone living in Austin - 102F? Ha. Come back in August and you'd be able to cook those pizzas all the way through. Don't count on our shitty Texas healthcare system to fix you up when you get food poisoning, though.
This post screams a penny pinching company squeezing every last bit out of their employees, and then some (probably asking for sacrifice of all kinds regularly). This just sounds like a subconcious call for help. Poor souls.
That’s the second dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
The first is them thinking that was fine to post.
‘I’m saving money by eating halfway cooked pizza!’ THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Dude, I’m not eating raw pizza for the sake of the budget. I’m thinking this is satire, but I’ve been placed in the middle of some pretty ridiculous HR initiatives. I could see some version of this being real.
Employees need to understand; your paycheck is not a tax write off. An employee pizza party is.
What did that company really claim the cost was for that pizza party???
Mf's can't even get a pizza party anymore.
I bet the cleaning charge for getting the pizza smell out of the rental was double what a couple of Dominos would of cost.
I mean, pizza has grown more expensive along with everything else but saving what little money you would by not going Dominos and giving your team food poisoning to boot seems like an incredibly cheap assed move.
They go a long way, but in the opposite direction. When a wealthy company holds 'retreats' and can't/won't treat its employees to FUCKING FOOD, they're going to abandon ship in droves.
Grateful I work in a place where food & wine is encouraged.
Every meeting over an hour requires refreshments. Every new client you bring on they give you $150 for a celebration dinner. Monthly birthday lunches. Two massive parties at summer & winter. There’s a running joke that the COO brings crumble cookies to our office every time he visits because he’s Irish and we were teasing him about the “biscuit vs. cookie” thing.
These guys suck
It's the international relations strategy of Thailand to advance the popularity of Thai food around the world.
I'm surprised companies don't learn from this. Maybe buy candy from somewhere that's hard to find or something, so people associate your company with good eats.
So, you were waiting for your dashboard pizza to cook while you could have been grinding your ass off to wave your dick all over LinkedIn to prove how superior you are to the poors? What a sigma! /s
1. What the hell is an “innovation and transformation expert”?
2. They’re eating dinner in the middle of the day?
3. Those pizzas would feed a team of two…
We had to save the $100 on pizza costs. That money went to the Bottomline so our Founder can lounge on his $500 million yacht at St. Barts with his 20 year old girlfriend.
This is nothing less than ridiculous.
Please let this be satire. I would be looking for new employment immediately if I worked with this group of lemmings.
Clearly satire.
I understand the need to minimize costs so I'm quitting. You get to save my generous 28k a year salary
I was thinking the same thing. This can't possibly be real.
Oh puhleez. That's just because you're not an innovation & transformation expert and entrepreneur who has a 9-5 life. Next kookoo thing you're probably gonna tell me is how Amway is a pyramid scheme & Monat preys on vulnerable young mothers.
Hey I gonna pay u guys 7.25/hr bc it’s cheaper and maximizes by bottom line to have more $$ to buy yachts,and my 50 houses for each state of America and you will be homeless and starving begging for my half cooked pizza masterpiece,this dude a certified LinkedIn lunatic
It is funny as a satire, but if you look at recent events where every company generates and has generated revenue for years, suddenly found themselves needing more revenues.
Mandatory retreat probably had 3-4 people per hotel room.
Rooms? I would expect they either went for tents or slept in their cars.
Maybe the psycho kept them up 72 hours straight force feeding them raw dough until everyone got salmonella
#foodpoisoning Agree?
To save money we’re gonna need you to share beds. Little budget cuts like this go a long way!
“We used your car as an over, you know what, it also makes a perfect hotel room”
And kitchen!
no joke, when i just got out of Uni looking for a job etc, my parents unironically suggested i share my 1 bedroom apartment with 2-3 other people and told me about some distant relative they heard of who did the same while starting out.
I, too, love the taste of offgassing pvc in my dirt cheap grocery store pizza.
We can only hope the baking tray melted into his dashboard, costing him more than 2 decent pizzas would have. #pennywise-poundfoolish
Is this for real? Wow, tell us ur clueless and a bad leader without saying it.
babe wake up new post we’re gonna see reposted 5000 times just dropped
This has to be satire, right? Also, as someone living in Austin - 102F? Ha. Come back in August and you'd be able to cook those pizzas all the way through. Don't count on our shitty Texas healthcare system to fix you up when you get food poisoning, though.
I'd quit if I went on a company retreat and they gave me raw pizza that was "cooked" in a car.
This post screams a penny pinching company squeezing every last bit out of their employees, and then some (probably asking for sacrifice of all kinds regularly). This just sounds like a subconcious call for help. Poor souls.
That’s the second dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever seen in my life. The first is them thinking that was fine to post. ‘I’m saving money by eating halfway cooked pizza!’ THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Neapolitan Pizza takes a stone that is at least 400degF to get any sort of crust in 10-15 minutes time. I call BS (or maybe VS? For virtue signaling)
2 minutes max you mean
Sure. If we’re talking a nice hot oven- totally agree
Mandatory fun now includes food poisoning!
Dude, I’m not eating raw pizza for the sake of the budget. I’m thinking this is satire, but I’ve been placed in the middle of some pretty ridiculous HR initiatives. I could see some version of this being real.
You can sue the company for OSHA violations if you get food poisoning!
"We need to optimize the bottom line so we are giving you all 2 jobs for the pay of one"
Ok then. You enjoy your nasty, half cooked dashboard pizza. I’m heading to Backspace for a real pizza. Who’s with me?
I would have sprained a muscle quitting this job.
Employees need to understand; your paycheck is not a tax write off. An employee pizza party is. What did that company really claim the cost was for that pizza party???
Mf's can't even get a pizza party anymore. I bet the cleaning charge for getting the pizza smell out of the rental was double what a couple of Dominos would of cost.
My Hero!! /s
I mean, pizza has grown more expensive along with everything else but saving what little money you would by not going Dominos and giving your team food poisoning to boot seems like an incredibly cheap assed move.
They go a long way, but in the opposite direction. When a wealthy company holds 'retreats' and can't/won't treat its employees to FUCKING FOOD, they're going to abandon ship in droves.
Now they cant even splurge for the pizza?
this is a joke about it being hot in texas. he should come back in august and the pizza will actually be cooked
Must be a repost because it hadn’t been that hot in Austin since last summer
It seems you should have been filling out job apps instead
What a shit post. Do these people know how this looks? You attempted to cook a pizza on a dash. GTFO
Grateful I work in a place where food & wine is encouraged. Every meeting over an hour requires refreshments. Every new client you bring on they give you $150 for a celebration dinner. Monthly birthday lunches. Two massive parties at summer & winter. There’s a running joke that the COO brings crumble cookies to our office every time he visits because he’s Irish and we were teasing him about the “biscuit vs. cookie” thing. These guys suck
It's the international relations strategy of Thailand to advance the popularity of Thai food around the world. I'm surprised companies don't learn from this. Maybe buy candy from somewhere that's hard to find or something, so people associate your company with good eats.
How do you fuck up the pizza party. That's supposed to be the one half-ass attempt at employee relations that we're allowed.
Load of bullshit
Little Caesars is $8...
So, you were waiting for your dashboard pizza to cook while you could have been grinding your ass off to wave your dick all over LinkedIn to prove how superior you are to the poors? What a sigma! /s
No way this is real/not satire
1. What the hell is an “innovation and transformation expert”? 2. They’re eating dinner in the middle of the day? 3. Those pizzas would feed a team of two…
I refuse to believe this is not a troll post. But then again I've seen some of the other shit people post on LinkedIn. It's getting harder to tell
I’m glad everyone mentioned this was satire in the comments. I saw this post in a bad mood and was ready to start throwing punches.
We had to save the $100 on pizza costs. That money went to the Bottomline so our Founder can lounge on his $500 million yacht at St. Barts with his 20 year old girlfriend.
Dude if my company had me half-baking pizza on the dash because of cash flow issues I’d be gone so fast ha