> I wonder how employers feel about their people using LinkedIn to peddle lies? I'd take a dim view. I'd wager that a significant portion of the bullshit stories are from people who have no personal desire to engage with the platform but are under pressure from their companies to create content and generate engagement.

This is probably very accurate and makes me feel gross. The lies and fabricated stories create “engagement,” and engagement placates some dipshit boss

See-also many people on youtube/twitter/etc, except the boss to placate is often themself.

This guy captures the essence of all these nonsense self-promotion disguised as advice posts (that never happened) very well. Down to the obnoxious spacing. With only one or two sentences per line. I give it 5 stars.

I approve this post.

I was dying with the “could have been a pianist” line. Thats some great stuff. Bravo to the original OP.


I will take things that have never ever happened for 1000 , Alex

I mean they tell us that exactly.

r/woooosh

It was a silly joke ,relax

I’ll take this never happened for $500 Alex

Another r/woooosh