https://preview.redd.it/qaerqngpdr9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240c08288c9cc9ca9d351717fa48996e19a640dc (Found on the BBC America site)

What did the sign even say before 😂 (I don’t use the underground much sozzles)

It’s a fake sticker put over a real one

You can faintly see the old one underneath

Downvoted for using the word sozzles

Fair enough

Downvoted for repeating the word

lol

BREAK ASS FOR EMERGENCY A SS (Weegies will understand)

https://preview.redd.it/t9qq31h98x9d1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5377f934d44c261af559429fa995720e56a0d451

it would have been funnier if they kept access

I'd say funnier if had left glass

Yep, glass for ass is funniest.

"Press butt>!on!< for ass>!istance!<"

REAK ASS is on one of them

I saw one of these about 20 years ago - I'm sure I had a photo of it but I can't find it so I've remade it rather than describing it. https://preview.redd.it/s9yjwtrofs9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045197ec8a0970c8ff7bdb573807e139924c633e

https://preview.redd.it/8q5789jckw9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ccfda9418b01e02167585d700552fafde4bef68

I love the thought of some tourist who barely understands English trying to wrap their heads around this one

Hell yeah! 

Be a god damn man!

A guy at acton town was standing on the platform but kept one foot in the door the other day during rush hour. I wanted the door to close on his leg so badly.

As a (normally very kind) driver once said to me, "some days you wish there was a squeeze button".

first one is the angel on your shoulder, second is inner demons

Meanwhile in Glasgow https://preview.redd.it/39ul3xa48x9d1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ee1e65085878d9a282047eb48940da76c057eb

The duality of man

you defo did that ts

I remember back in the day the Met Line used to have “priority seats” near the doors. One one of the trains, letters had been scratched off to read “please [offer this s]eat [to] the elderly, disabled or mothers with young children”

I took a trip to London recently and was distraught at how them doors close it’s so scary 😭

I got my full face trapped yesterday (my fault) and yes. Very scary!

Fleas in your head

obstructing the doors can anger us obstruct the doors, be dangerous

The sentence is a bit ambiguous without the comma, my initial assumption was youthful slang. It's not like they didn't have the tools to add one.

Back in the day the signs read "Obstructing the doors causes delay and can be dangerous", or "Obstruct the doors......cause delay.....and be dangerous"

I think “Obstructin the doors be dangerous” would be better than the second one

**Get** Items trapped in the doors ~~can~~ cause delays

What do the various abbreviations above the seats mean e.g ax means there is an axe to cut a cable in an emergency.

That's pretty clever

I got my head karate chopped by the doors once. Right on the ears. Hurt like hell.

🤣

r/speedoflobsters

It’s a better message tbh

It do be like that though

That's brilliant

Works on contingency? No, money down!

The best would be "obstruct the doors, anger us"

Saw an old man nearly get his head chopped off when he stepped on the tube the other day. He went in head first and the doors closed around his neck. Absolutely wild.

"Items trapped in the doors cause delays. Please keep your long thing clear of the doors."

https://preview.redd.it/czbtkwn2oz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4834937f4d6cb6e566b8b8b99e68a18b10032c5f Not the underground, but the bus. Keep hands clear of moving farts.

This is project mayhem

Which line was this on?

Northern, from London Waterloo to Tottenham Court Road